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10 days ago
Current Well, the good news is I have dodged food poisoning, for now.
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11 days ago
So I found out my fridge broke *after* having some leftovers, so I may/not be doubled-over in pain for a bit.
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13 days ago
But the real question is: Are you lighter than a duck?
13 days ago
Autism be like: If it quacks kinda like a duck and looks like a bigger duck, it's probably a goose. But they lump it in with all the other ducks anyways, because a duck is a duck even the Canadians.
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16 days ago
With weather like this, it almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...

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-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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@Expendable There's a spooder for that.

For everything else there's Suzy.
"Do you have any idea how unbelievably skilled I am at causing small inconveniences for EVERYONE?"


I smell a prank-war.

Someone is gonna wake up with their car in their bedroom.

*Gremlins take notes*
It's kinda wild that Velvet hasn't invoked the "I'm Twenty" meme yet.

Even more funny since she's more like 700, so legit ID isn't even an option


>When the agency cheaps out on our fake IDs, colorized.

And she works at a bar.
>intentionally misunderstanding "hitting slopes" for comedic affect

"Oooh, a professional slope-puncher. Neat."

Pay no attention to the signature below, those RPs have stalled awhile ago.
Johnson.
Banned for not being able to recognize Perry the Platypus until he puts on his detective's hat.

Tell me this isn't a Doofensmirch plan:
Sorry guys. Have been in bed with a cold since saturday. I'll post one I feel better.


I'd offer some leftover stew, but our fridge died and you probably wouldn't want food-poisoning on top of a cold.

One may help clear out the other, though. Either the runny nose will purge the smell of vomit, or the violent expulsion of your bowels will help clear out your bloodstream.

In either case, pickle-juice is amazing with both. [alternately, large pinch of salt, a small picnch of turmeric (or curry-powder) enough vinegar to dissolve it fully and turn the turmeric green, and then water until the opacity and salinity matches pickle-brine. Leave enough room in the jar to fine-tune/dilute the solution since getting it right on the first try is hard. It helps if you have a jar of pickles handy for referance.]

A rough guesstimate is to aim for like a 1% acetic acid content, but some go up to 2%. (It's a muscle-relaxant and an antiseptic, so less vomit and more a speed-run snowplowing its way through the digestive tract), followed by inhaling a fairly large dose of water or other non-salty beverage (like a half-liter or liter).

The slug of heavy saltwater will also help break-up phlem. The rest of the brine would disinfect, and the water chasing after it will help cleanse everything else away.

Next up: How to treat (mild) radiation-sickness with PB+J sandwiches, heavy on the jam.
@Foster Oooooooh, thanks! I usually ask to join RP But glad to know that's proper etiquette. Sorry for seeming dumb, I'm still learning all the dos and don'ts for this kind of server


That's usually how it goes. In a persistent-world RP (PW-RP) you can oftentimes just barge in like the Kool-Aide man (since all characters are established and agreed to as canon). Oh yeah.
-Technically nothing would be stopping them aside from ruffling some feathers OOCly.

I had to make an edit in the character-tab, had to change room numbers, BTW, she'd be on the same floor as Theria, @Dragonydas
@Xaltwind You know, y'all can probably start mentioning her ICly.

We could then just put it to a vote to have her by popular demand.
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