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9 mos ago
Current I've been on this stupid site for an entire decade now and it's been fantastic, thank you all so much
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2 yrs ago
Nine years seems a lot longer than it feels.
3 yrs ago
Ninety-nine bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles on the wall
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5 yrs ago
Biting Spider Writing
7 yrs ago
They will look for him from the white tower...but he will not return, from mountains or from sea...
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They're the god of...a lot of things. Foxes, rice, agriculture, luck, prosperity...and so on and so forth.

Basically they're a Big Stinkin' Dealâ„¢.
Velvet's opinion on each:
On Velvet: "Wow, look at this gorgeous vampiress. Get a load of this apex predator. Utterly hot. I'd sure like to have her on my raid team."
On Max: "Nice of them to include a vending machine in the lobby for vampires too."
On Achieng: "She's sweet and nice. She's upset, because the world has moved on by her. I can empathize. I can also empathize with her being an apex predator like me and I really really really don't want to make her mad, she couldn't kill me but I don't want to be looking over my shoulder for the rest of my tenure here."
On Qaymu: "Vampires are hypothetically immortal, which means we outlive most other monsters, to say nothing of humans. I'd like to make a dragon friend so I have someone I can talk to for the next millennium."
On Iris: "She's dumb and hot and too tall."
On Alphonse: "I've never actually met a 'mothman.' I thought they really were myths. He seems like a nice enough guy; reads a lot of books, I bet he knows a lot about history."
On Miyuki: "She's also hypothetically immortal. I'd kind of like to see what she tastes like if you know what I mean ayooo, but she looks at me like a predator and literally lives in a shrine."
On Yumeiko: "Everything I said about Miyuki, but worse. Somewhere just short of a divine being, constantly carries around prayer beads and magatamas, also lives in a shrine. She's nice and all, but she's kind of like a living crucifix."
On Kai: "He kind of looks tasty but I think if I tried anything on him Achi would eat my face."
On Nicholas: "...Can I...feed on him? He doesn't smell like blood at all. If he turns into something with blood does he get blood? What would he taste like? I am...deeply confused."
On Varlam: "Have you ever tried to feed on something with feathers? Last time I tried I was spitting them out for the next month. He's...unique, and I think I'd rather be friends. It's kind of cute how helpless he is on the ground."
"YUMEIKO YOU ARE PRAYER BEADS"
It is, however, impossible for Velvet to enter her room since it counts as a place of worship.
@Lemons I've napped on it and given it thought. Yumeiko would be sacred, but not herself divine. Without her Goddess, she's just a spirit fox. I guess she'd be more like a walking symbol than a divine being.


Ah. So Velvet will be uncomfortable around her, but it won't cause an abnormal level of pain.
So many different ways Yumeiko could develop, I've been thinking about it all shift!


...A thought occurs, actually. Yumeiko is described as the 'Servant of the Goddess.' Would she be considered divine to some extent? If so, then Velvet is going to have a very strained relationship with her. It's impossible for her to enter places of worship, and even simply religious symbols make her uncomfortable. An actual divine being would be painful to be around.
I have a second hilarious idea for an alchemist 'monster' character but OP did say 1 char per person and playing the 'straight man' in a group of insane monster people will be too much fun.


Yeah I'm already way too in love with this poor human who is not prepared.
So what you're saying is... we need a spooder.


Oh no
Is your prankster a fuckin spider person
Ah, sorry, it was just that the 'secretly a monster' threw me 'cause I think I misunderstood what you were saying. My bad!
@Sky Blue For what it's worth, though I'm not the GM; there is a set CS with set headers that I think they'd like everyone to use. Also everyone's a monster and that's the point.
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