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9 mos ago
Current I've been on this stupid site for an entire decade now and it's been fantastic, thank you all so much
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2 yrs ago
Nine years seems a lot longer than it feels.
3 yrs ago
Ninety-nine bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles on the wall
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5 yrs ago
Biting Spider Writing
7 yrs ago
They will look for him from the white tower...but he will not return, from mountains or from sea...
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@AlmostEternity If my guy turned into an angel or a demon, would they be effected? it would be a flawed representation of course, since angels are perfect, but you know what i mean. he could prolly fool velvet.


No, he wouldn't be able to "fool" Velvet. It's not a conscious thing; it's like asking if dressing up as the flu virus would get a person sick. It's an integral part of her life that can't really be "fooled."
...or b) asleep when she comes in, so Velvet never knows Angel comes in to clean.


No no, I don't think you get it. If Angel got within twenty feet of Velvet when she was sleeping she would be up instantly. Like when you're sick, and you wake up to puke. I don't think you quite realize how painful Angel's presence is going to be for Velvet.
Yeah, it's going to be probably the worst holy sickness that Velvet has ever experienced by a pretty decent margin. @AlmostEternity Realistically, if this isn't Angel's actual first day, she probably has an outstanding order to stay away from Velvet's room if at all possible.
Well, there is blood just...everywhere on the first and second floors right now. Get to it, chop chop!

Velvet will absolutely be the one dreading. Being around Velvet makes Angel's soul tingle? Being around a literal half angel for more than a few minutes will probably make Velvet violently ill. And she's probably going to be very cross, cause good luck sleeping through that. She JUST fell asleep and you're about to wake her up with the presence of a literal, actual, half angel IN HER ROOM?
And we now have an half angel that radiates light... also in building 1 to make Velvet even more uncomfortable.


Oh god.
Well, she's free for a little bit, since Velvet's probably getting up at like 8pm tonight. It's been a LONG night.
how docile are the elven women?


You will not see the light of heaven.
Velvet will come to Iris' room with a full bar cart's worth of alcohol ready to change her mind.
Velvet is 9,000% the kind of bartender that does needlessly extra tricks with her shaker that she spends hours leaning solely to make her look cool for her regulars.
"Can you work a cocktail shaker? I think I can put in a good word for you if you're interested." Velvet and Iris coworker sitcom when?
Okay so wait, is that like a threat or is it an offer?
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