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I thought it was gonna be this?
That's dumb, why would a speedster want heavy armor.
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I thought it was gonna be this?
I believe in you all
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Not entirely sure what this means
So, thoughts on First Issues so far.
@Supermaxx Love it. Russell, Kieth, Wilford... All i'm saying is that hammer better not grow spider legs.
@Simple Unicycle Punisher: Very nice, but that black writing is REALLY hard on the eyes. Also, for some reason, my brain translated it to Michael Madeson's voice.
Question: "Because my editor didn't let me have total control of my article's contents and so I kicked his teeth down his throat and watched him choke on them." His eyes go wide at that. I turn away from him and look at my computer. "And then I kept beating on him until the cops got here and it took four of them to pry me off of him. Have I made my point, Oscar?" Yes, the point is that you need some fucking therapy, buddy.
@Retired You know what, i'm gonna say it. It reminded me of the original 2005 Fantastic 4 movie in a good way, because fuck everyone i like that film.
@Sep Bit slow, but hope to read more of these 2.
@Half Pint Sorry, but i was reading that opening and when he starts smearing it across his face, all i could think of was this
@mattmanganon Purile shit, ban this bitch.
@Lord Wraith Thanks for the Cameo, only input i would add is that Hal is a Captain, not a Major in this continuity. But i will definitely be using this.
@AndyC See, now i want to see a Predator movie where the Predator in question is Wolverine.
C L A S S I F I C A T I O N: F E D E R A L B U R E A U O F I N V E S T I G A T I O N F E D E R A L B U R E A U O F I N V E S T I G A T I O N D I V I S I O N: B E H A V I O R A L A N A L Y S I S U N I T D I V I S I O N: B E H A V I O R A L A N A L Y S I S U N I T R E G I O N 1: N O R T H E A S T R E G I O N 1: N O R T H E A S T 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 | B . A . U . B . A . U . S . S . A . S . S . A . T H O R E A U, T H O R E A U, J O S E P H E. J O S E P H E. |
P R O F I L E I N F O R M A T I O N P R O F I L E I N F O R M A T I O N NAME: | Joseph Edward Thoreau MD _______________________________________________________________________ STATUS: | Active _______________________________________________________________________ INDEX DATE: | 4/14/2014 _______________________________________________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH: | 7/25/1968 _______________________________________________________________________ ALIAS(ES): | [REDACTED] _______________________________________________________________________ RESIDENCE: | Marbury Point, VA _______________________________________________________________________ CITIZENSHIP: | U.S. Citizen _______________________________________________________________________ CLEARANCE LEVEL: | Senior Special Agent B A C K G R O U N D B A C K G R O U N D Joseph was born to an upper middle class family in Eastern Pennsylvania. His father, Lionel Thoreau was a former member of the British Armed Forces before resettling in the United States after meeting an American Nurse during the second World War. Lionel served in the British Armed Forces through the Royal Army Medical Corps as an assistant surgeon, before using his medical degree to work as the County Medical Examiner once stateside. It was this career choice that exposed Joseph from a young age to an interest in law enforcement. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. An academically-inclined individual, Joseph originally attended the University of Michigan, following in his father's footsteps as he obtained a doctorate in Forensic Pathology. Moving back towards home, Joseph found employment in the Philadelphia County Medical Office. Working as a medical examiner during the ongoing investigation into the serial killer who was later identified as Gary Heidnik, Joseph began to find himself discontent merely working with the dead and instead pursued further education. Finding a work and school balance that successfully funded his endeavour, Joseph attended the University of Pennsylvania where he obtained a Bachelor of Science in Criminal Justice. He found later furthered his education and achieve a Master's in the field of Anthropological Criminology. R E C R U I T M E N T R E C R U I T M E N T Originally serving as a medical examiner, Joseph would later move into law enforcement, balancing the demands of working as a patrol officer with his studies. In his mid thirties, he was promoted to Detective and eventually transferred from Philadelphia to the Chicago Police Department. It was here, in the Windy City, that Joseph again began to change his career and moved away from investigative work and into special operations. Undergoing training, Joseph became a Crisis Negotiator which allowed him to work alongside specialized units such as SWAT, bomb squad and canine units. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. It was also in this line of work that Joseph was introduced to the [REDACTED] ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. C A R E E R W I T H T H E B U R E A U C A R E E R W I T H T H E B U R E A U Joseph joined the Bureau during shortly after his thirty-ninth birthday. He's been a member of the Behavioral Analysis Unit for over a decade and has contributed greatly on many different cases due to his extensive experiences and education. A S S O C I A T E S A N D R E L A T I O N S H I P S A S S O C I A T E S A N D R E L A T I O N S H I P S A C Q U A I N T A N C E S ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ [REDACTED] ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. [REDACTED] ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. F A M I L Y ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ Father Mother Sister (Older) Sister (Younger) F R I E N D S H I P S ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ [REDACTED] ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. R O M A N T I C ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ [REDACTED] ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅. S I T U A T I O N A L ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ Aguilar, Chris Neagoe, Lucian Stannis, Samantha | P H O T O I D E N T I F I C A T I O N _________________________________________________________P H O T O I D E N T I F I C A T I O N _________________________________________________________ P H Y S I C A L D E S C R I P T I O N P H Y S I C A L D E S C R I P T I O N RACE: | Caucasian _________________________________________________________________ SEX: | Male _________________________________________________________________ HEIGHT: | 6'-1" _________________________________________________________________ WEIGHT: | 168lbs _________________________________________________________________ HAIR COLOUR: | Black, Graying _________________________________________________________________ HAIR LENGTH: | Short _________________________________________________________________ EYE COLOUR: | Hazel _________________________________________________________________ HANDEDNESS: | Right P S Y C H P R O F I L E P S Y C H P R O F I L E SEXUALITY: | Heterosexual _________________________________________________________________ PERSONALITY: | Introverted _________________________________________________________________ OUTLOOK: | Cynical _________________________________________________________________ PERSONALITY DISORDERS: | OCD, PTSD _________________________________________________________________ BEHAVIOR: | Stable _________________________________________________________________ MEDICATION: | Naproxen _________________________________________________________________ EDUCATION: | BSc, MSc., M.D. _________________________________________________________________ LANGUAGE(S): | English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Latin T R A N S C R I P T T R A N S C R I P T ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅ [REDACTED] ▅▅▅▅▅. ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅. ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅. ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅. ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ [REDACTED]. ▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅. ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ [REDACTED] ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅. ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅▅▅ ▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅ [REDACTED] ▅▅▅. ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅. ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅. ▅▅▅▅▅ [REDACTED] ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅ ▅▅. A D D I T I O N A L N O T E S A D D I T I O N A L N O T E S -Scarring from bullet injury to right thigh causes Joseph to walk with a limp. While capable of passing all physical examinations of the FBI, it is easier to use a cane. -Sidearm: Glock 19 |
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Brother, Sitwell in MCU is the slimiest, most pathetic POS going, and his actor does very well at embodying that look. That was not going to fly for what I wanted to do.
I just know that I'm gonna go to bed then @Master Bruce is gonna drop the IC and I'm going to wake up to about 20 posts, a page long sonnet written by @Hound55, a two hour long youtube literary review by @Retired and @Lord Wraith is going to have written the 18+ red light district version