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"....This one goes to Quinn....This one's for Orissa. Should probably ask her if she wants to sing at my wedding....This goes to Wendy. Oh, I should probably ask if she wants to make the wedding cake for the event. It'll bring in so much rep for her business...."

Refreshed and glowing from a passionate nest building, Kerry strode out of the temple, flicking the invitation letters to the sky as she made her way to the grounds. Instead of falling to the ground, the letters poofed in a cloud of glittering silver, true to Alice's word that they were delivered to the name of the invited guest, no matter where they were.

"This one's for Xena. Doubt that mantis will dress up for this shindig, but one can hope.....Oh gods, Clara and Fara? Those two kobolds had better behave themselves....One for Shane Maros, daddy dearest.....And the last one goes to........Mom."

The final invitation held in her chitinous hands, the name Pandora Maros written elegantly on the parchment. The hornet took a deep breath before toss the letter into the air, disappearing and sent to its recipient.

"It's done. Invitations sent. No turning back now.", Kerry spoke, dusting her hands. "Heh....wow. I'm actually getting married. This.....this is r-really happening......Hehehe...."

As she giggled at what the prospective future held, Kerry would notice the rest of the taskforce finally returning from their quests. And judging from smiles and captured Varjans, the liberation of Komatsu Bay was a success. Obviously, with the winds now in their favor, Takeshi was eager to finally make an offensive push, starting with rescuing his father, Hideo Oja.

About time the winds shifted in our favor., she thought to herself as she approached to greet and congratulate her teammates, when she remembered one crucial detail. Actually, two.

Alice's return......and their little miracle.

"Uuuuh, hey guys.", Kerry announced herself, now unsure of how to go about breaking this news. "I see y'all are back taking back Komatsu Bay. Awesome. Maybe now, we can start taking it to those Varjan asshats. And while you were gone...

Alice, Carroll and Eula just walked out of the temple when Kerry gestured with her thumb back toward the trio.

"....Guess who came back to us?"
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Fran


Aventon - Eastern Fields


As Rayne blink dashed back to town to reassure the locals that nothing was amiss, Fran turned her attention back to the unconscious cows....which have now become quite the sizeable bovine pile-up.

Huh....Every time she comes up with a solution, a new problem instantly rears its head afterwards. Oh well, at least this issue is more manageable. Dismissing her weapon, Fran approached the cow, bent down and, once she had a good grip on the animal...

"Hyup!"

....lifted the cow onto her shoulder as if it was a measly bag of carrots. The berserker then walked all the way to the big barn that was still intact and gently put the animal down inside. As she strode back out, Fran stopped near a farmhand, who was still frozen from her screaming earlier. It only took the Servant a moment to find a remedy to this problem. With just one finger...

*BZZZT*

"OW!"

There. Got the human moving again.

And so began Fran's task of going back and froth, picking up cows one by one and depositing them in the barn, all the while zapping a farmhand on the way. Hopefully, enough of them can get started on building a new fence to keep the cows contained once they wake up. As she walked with another cow in tow, Fran notices Rayne glancing over to her. With a neutral expression that heavily contrasted with everything she has done so far, the Servant gave the witch knight a thumbs up before resuming her task.
@PaulHaynek @AzureKnight (VRA) @The Irish Tree (VIV)

"Got him! Finally!", exclaimed Zeka, stepping out of the disappearing fog as her rats and clones faded away. "Seriously, that fight was a pain in the ass. I didn't think humans could get this strong."

Kazenosuke, unsteady and damaged, got back on his feet and pointed his sword at the trio.

"You... think it's over...? I've still got some fight left in me..."


"Dude, you're not fooling anyone. Just cut the crap and take your loss....like.....a......man?"

The mouse's statement trailed off as noticed something very odd amongst the surrounding trees:

Crows. Murder upon murder of crows, perched on the branches. Watching. And judging from the magical energy she was sensing from these birds, they were anything but normal.

"Vară? Vivian?", Zeka notified to her companions. "What's up with the creepy birds?
@PKMNB0Y @DracoLunaris

Fran


Aventon - Eastern Fields


“Please tell me you have a plan to get them to stop!”


"...Eh?"

Ah......so that's why Fran felt something was missing from her idea. Probably would've been wise to think of something to stop the cows after she corralled them. As such, without a substantial block to impede them, the stampeding cows tore through the fence with ease and continued running east. Hastened to correct this gaffe, Fran jumped ahead of the herd and turned on the lightshow again, keeping it on as she directed the herd until they circled back toward the farm.

This time, Fran had an idea on how to get them to stop.

"Cover....ears!", the Servant yelled to Rayne and the other farmhands, it was the only warning they will get as Fran once more leapt in front of the herd. She stood her ground as the stampede bared down on her, but she did not cower or fidget in fear.

Instead, she took a deep breath and....

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


As she used Wail of the Falsely Living, the scream being so loud that even the town and the surrounding forest can hear it, the stampede would indeed stop, less by choice and more on the fact that the screaming was so fear-inducing and debilitating that the cows couldn't breathe properly and as such...

Thud.....Thud,Thud.....Thud....

After thirty seconds, Fran ceased her wail and saw the cows had fallen to the ground, passed out due to lack of oxygen. She walked up to one and kneeled down, pressing two fingers on the cows neck, feeling a pulse. With a satisfactory nod, Fran stood and turned to Rayne.

"Cows.....stopped."


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