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STATUS: I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me. 1 yr ago
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1 yr ago
Current I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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2 yrs ago
"Bud, you're like a pizza cutter; All edge and no point!"
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2 yrs ago
Habanero ain't the spiciest pepper but it's pretty tasty on things, ya gotta admit.
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2 yrs ago
And in addition to boneless wings being overrated; Anybody who looks at sauced and tossed wings, lovingly spiced and perfectly crispy and says; 'I'mma dunk that in blue cheese' has missed the point.
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2 yrs ago
Boneless wings are overrated.

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In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@6slyboy6
Well, at least you don't live in Canada, where every year you sit around with the quiet, grim expectation for that half of the year when all the green things go away and your world becomes a barren, inhospitable wasteland where water only appears as ice and snow, the very sky seeks to punish you for your hubris and affection for this thing called 'the Sun' and you can barely even blink for fear of your eyes freezing shut in the frigid cold, Haha!

Ha ha... haaa...

...I often drink myself to sleep so no one will see me cry.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
True dat.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
You can instantly disintegrate someone with powerful lightning magic in many games/movies etc. You won't even have time to think WTF before your dust.@Sir Lurksalot


To this, I have a counter-argument using the same principal I noted above; The Hydromage clicks his tongue disapprovingly and the fluid between the hemispheres of your brain temporarily freezes, severing your corpus callosum. You now spend your days in a wheelchair and comfy robe trying and failing to work between the lines of a children's colouring book while raving something about the Croatian frappuccino conspiracy and weeing through a straw.

Yes, I like lightning. Every sane person likes lightning. But I like versatility more.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Bishop
>Skilled hydromage sees your prowess with lightning. And the ego it fuels.
>His eyebrow twitches.
>Begins manipulating the fluid in your bowels, condensing them.
>Dons troll face.
>Makes you violently brown your pants every time he sees you try and cast a spell.

Beware the water benders. All the shit talk they take breeds a remarkable amount of spite.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Water is second only because of blood bending. I forgot what the other 2 elements were...


Reminds me, I used to have a character in an old D&D campaign who stumbled into a homebrew, water-based, spellsword cross-class by way of the DM's wild ideas. Mostly because I briefly mentioned to him how we brought in this monstrous contraption at work that rode on the back of a train and carved through steel and concrete with high-pressure water.

Next thing I know, my humble human fighter is spinning water over his arms like some kind of demented, high-powered drill and punching holes in people while making puns about fisting.

And this was before he figured out how to apply the same principal to his sword.

...

...

...I miss that character, he was way too much fun.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Claw2k11@Lucius Cypher
So, this raises a question. Who wins in a hypothetical arm-wrestling contest: Malakaus, Orgros or Duncan?
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Delta44

Sure, send me what'cha got and I'll see what crap I can spitball up. =P
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Bishop
They're all on strike because their dental plan sucks.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@6slyboy6 I mean the idea was to do it largely on my own :P Buuuuuuuuut I certainly don't mind if you had any suggestions for certain things? Currently what I'm really lacking in ideas for the moment are:

Biology, a bit of culture, religions, history, and maybe some geography :3 Of course, I can fill you in on contextual details for aforementioned subjects.


Culture, eh? What've ya got so far?

I might have a few ideas I've had kicking around the backburner in my brain for a while now that you might find useful. <.<
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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People don't speak in that dialect anymore, I'm sorry. In fact, I almost mistook you for some kinda of communist. :^)


*Singular Bolshevik tear*

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