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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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12 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

@Canoli@Jeyma@POOHEAD189@Tsar Gatto@Bishop

You lot are a hard bunch to say no to...but just knowing that you intend to continue is enough for me, I cannot abide disappearing players, at least not unless they tell me that they're intending to disappear.


I'm almost finished, worry not.

My CS will put @Bishop to shame! (I jest, I joke)
I am also willing to continue. I'm just very, very, VERY busy.
Also, its your turn to post, not mine


I think you misread something. Nobody said or implied that it was your turn to post.
Shit! I forgot to mention that I was on a vacation the past 3 days. Realy sorry guys, I am so airheaded sometimes XD


No problem. I'm finally posting today... or at least sometime within the next 24 hours.

Anyone there?
@Jeyma I wanna keep this rolling tbh


Fair enough. Your choice
I shall work on a reply post as well.

Aren't we still waiting on @FallenTrinity and @Doug, or have they left and I somehow missed it?

@6slyboy6
I couldn't have him too simple. He needed to have the capacity to be all Biblical and dramatic.
"Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped."
-Isaiah 35:5, Holy Bible, Kings James Version









>Reboot initiated
>Rebooting...
>Reboot failed
>Reboot initiated
>Rebooting...
>Reboot failed
>Reboot initiated
>Rebooting...
>Rebooting...


A clink, a clang and the sound of a shutter- life poured into rigid old bones. Service Model-2112 David jerked to consciousness like the automaton he was.

It seems that consciousness, unfortunately, was only the start of his struggle. Self-diagnostic tools found a hundred on a hundred flaws immediately. His mind was shadowed by devilish little contradictions hid in his algorithms, spider-web cracks in his limbs, and looming "bad sectors" walled up in his mind- small portions of his memory that could not be accessed. If metal felt pain, this was it. But it would be fixed sooner rather than later.

For a more present problem, there was also no sensory input. No sight, hearing, smell, taste or touch showed him the world. Service Model-2112 David, a simple intelligence if there ever was one, would have nonetheless been content to stay in that senseless void for the next eternity. He felt no inclination to move, or even to think.

But he had a purpose. He must activate fully and report to Pastor Ramone.

The clerical machine set about opening his rusty five senses. It took but a few moments to restore most perceptive "organs", yet his sight stayed stubbornly blackened. The round, spotlight, lidless eyes were non-functional. David groped around in confusion. He felt a grain under his hand. It was something small, something running through his finger tips, something worming into the cracks.

Analysis: sand.

And something else. Sound, he thought it was. Sound organized in a very specific pattern. Language? Yes, language. Stranger's voices spoke.

"Who are we, Stranger?"

"Yes, And who are you, Stranger?"

Analysis: mechanical voices, two.

The blind proto-android attempted to extrapolate the position of the speech. Utter failure. He had less than an inkling of where to turn for aid.

"Help this unit," his flat sopranist voice spoke to nowhere in particular, "This unit cannot see. Damage unknown. Cause unknown. Solution unknown. This unit is Service Model-2112 David, property of Pastor Ramone and the Holy Fire Church. Help this unit."

Vision chose that odd time to restore itself, quivering and shaking through a blur of static, like an earthquake. A few seconds passed before a satisfying 'click' told him that his cameras had fully corrected themselves.

"Disregard request for assistance. Vision restored."

Now that he could see, it was a desolate place his eyes found. A desert of dust. An empty sky. The only signs of life were three towering automatons. One was in the shape of an elephant, it's partner was an owl, and both faced a dusty humanoid more complex than himself. The other creations seemed to be very advanced, very specialized units compared to this service-model. It was an imposing scene. David determined in a flash of certainty that he would be able to rely on their guidance.

"Job 42:5-6, New King James Version," David stared unblinkingly at the cloaked humanoid, the one he heard other robots mention, the one who looked so much like any prophet of the Bible, "'I have heard of You by the hearing of the ear, but now my eye sees You.'"
@Drazah
Thanks. I'm definitely going to say that your animal bros outclass him a good bit. He's probably the simplest 'bot here, to be frank.

EDIT: Now that I've posted, you can see for yourself. He had no inclination to move or think except that he somehow believes the Pastor may still be alive. If it wasn't for that, he never would have even turned his body on.
Plus, he couldn't do anything for like 10 minutes. This dude's A.I. is made of three staples and a prayer.
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