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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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12 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

@Jeyma -- Looks fine to me. However, I'm sleep deprived and overworked so I'll let @KahleenCuthald or @Bishop take a look at it and I'll trust their decision.


So am I free to post, or should I wait for @Bishop or @KahleenCuthald to approve my CS?

I thought that Muggles could not go to Diagon Alley... that muggle born children had escorts instead?


I don't remember if it's in the books, but in the movies we clearly see that Hermione's parents are talking to the Weasley's in Diagon Alley. It's the scene where Potter goes to buy Lockhart's books.


Low-quality image of muggles in the Alley^^
"Her uncle and her dad taught her the secrets of the arcane, while her mom taught her the secrets of working a computer."



A little short, but with permission, I will probably expand the "personality" section later.
Dear All: My computer is really weirding out on me, so replies may be few and far between. Really sorry!


No problem, I feel you. My computer is possessed or something.

I think part of my soul died writing posts on my phone.
*Cricket, cricket.*


Same.

I don't want to post twice, so I'mma just creepily lurk around the thread... lurkingly
Just wanted to update and let you know that my character is on her way!
@Jeyma *Waits semi-impatiently for a post now that she sees her character mentioned.*


I just now realized that both our characters have prosthetic left-hands. I swear, I didn't even remember that Wolfe had a prosthetic until now.

So, to recap, Rolands left Joy's medical files on the table for Wolfe, but Joy doesn't want everyone to know about her disability, so she's being defensive about it. Your move, Wolfe

She'll probably be a bit nicer in future posts. She's bein' salty 'cause Roland.



@Jeyma


Not trying to start any trouble, I just like thinking of things like this through analogies. It makes implied conflict a bit more fun than simply dukeing it out.
Not much to really do, so I was just thinking about Rolands a bit after what you posted in the ooc.

Bureaucrats are like beep-boops, so its fairly easy to...logic...with them...
idk


No, that's fine. That's basically what Rolands does on the ship. The reason he's such a prick about it is because he wants to be a Captain, but he'll never get promoted because he can't actually lead anyone, even though he has the organizational and intellectual skills.



Joy

and
Rolands


Interacting With:
@ChaoticFox




Janeway's footsteps echoed like bells through the ship's interior. The clock had ticked far past seven, and she was running late.

The only fellow crew-member she had met so far was a brutally bureaucratic man introducing himself as "Mr. Rolands, Second-in-Command of the I.O.S.E. starship Condor." He must have repeated his rank-and-title at least twelve times. But he was nice enough to tell her the meeting was at 6:30 A.M., and to provide her with the basic layout of the ship.

Not that it would matter soon. Janeway was arriving to a meeting late, on her first day, with no second chance to make a better impression. Joy is not a woman to shrink away from personal responsibility: if she lost her job over this, only herself could be blamed.

She eased the door to the Meeting Room open slowly, with the caution of a technician defusing a bomb, almost daring to hope they wouldn't notice. But when she finally stepped into the office, Rolands was already staring right at her with those cold eyes. "Ms. Janeway," he spoke her name like an accusation, "you are very late."

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In a voice that made her want to fall asleep, Rolands explained everything the woman had missed: the Titchua vessel, the hostage situation, the plan of attack, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Either because there were so few empty seats left, or as some kind of penance, Janeway was directed to sit next to the Vice-Captain. Was being near him a punishment? It had started to feel like one. Mr. Rolands acted like a filing cabinet come to life. His back was as straight as the chair's, and his eyes were duller than the leather. He seemed to be almost a part of the ship itself. He was everything in the world that was professional, over-regulated, and boring.

"Dr. Wolfe," the filing-cabinet-man fondled a thick stack of papers between fingers, briefly, before laying it on the table in front of Wolfe with all the importance of an offering, "you will need this."

She might have felt a little drip of guilt, but Janeway couldn't stop her gaze from spying onto the documents. Neither could she stop her heart from sinking deeper than her stomach when she recognized what they were. She had seen those records too many times not to know them.

Mr. Rolands had left Joy Janeway's entire medical history, brain damage and all, lying face-up on the table. It was in plain view. She didn't care if he meant to give it only to the Doctor; anyone could just look over and see "patient has cybernetic implants" boldly displayed on the very first page. It wouldn't take much searching to notice.

Janeway's right hand shot forward, grabbed the papers, and flipped them blank-side-up as fast as she could. It was too early to become the victim of everyone's sympathy again. They could all see that metallic, prosthetic left hand plainly enough, but she didn't need the whole fucking crew seeing into her head. The patient relaxed back into her chair and sighed a little- nobody else had looked at the documents yet, hopefully.

Her eyes met the eyes of the woman Rolands called Doctor Wolfe, the one who would have to read the medical files, but didn't have to make it public. Joy gave her an almost pleading look, one that said: Don't tell anyone, yet, please.
@Hawlin

Sorry, the video won't load for me. :P

Edit: Dammit, now I'll never see!
I'm currently in the middle of my first Joy Janeway post, and I'm starting to realize that the best thing about having two characters is being able to describe one from the other's perspective.

Was being near him a punishment? It had started to feel like one. Mr. Rolands acted like a filing cabinet come to life. His back was as straight as the chair's, and his eyes were duller than the leather. He seemed almost a part of the ship itself. He was everything in the world that was professional, over-regulated, and boring.

"Dr. Wolfe," the filing-cabinet-man fondled a thick stack of papers between fingers, briefly, before laying it on the table in front of Wolfe with all the importance of an offering, "you will need this."


So if anyone is wondering how I try to make being around Rolands feel, there you go
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