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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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12 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Bio

Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

@6slyboy6
Personally hoping for a sandstorm filled with bears.
@6slyboy6 Glad to hear so. And I'll keep you to that! Haha

And now a announcement for all!
I'll make the first post Friday, even if Tangletail hasn't reported in yet. I just want to get this thing staaaaarted!


Good idea. We can always bring in someone to replace Tangle later, if they abandon the R.P., or just let them come in late. We could make up plenty of reasons our 5th ambassador would be delayed.
It seems the site is working again... mostly. All whose still in, report for duty! Let's sail this ship away.


Reporting for duty. Ready when you are.
@Jeyma Eyh, good job on passing them!

Thanks!




But more importantly, the RP! I was wondering: do y'all think any of our characters should know each other beforehand? Some of them from bordering nations could definetly have met in court before
I don't want this to die because of the down time, so I'm just going to keep talking like it didn't happen, mmkay?

@Jeyma Good luck with the entrance exam! I’ll be rooting for you.


Passed across the board!

I might be scarce these next few days, even if the RP starts. I'm enrolling in a University. I've spent 4 hours filling out forums and legal shit, and I'm going to be spending the next few days taking entrance exams.

In other words, I'm dealing with the real life Eru Kingdoms. I blame Tangletail.

I'll try to be active if we start in earnest, though.
@Tangletail

I like it! Reminds me of Morrowind.

Position:
The Eru Barrens is an expansive grasslands and desert spanning the lands just south of the Shiverland Kingdoms.


That made me laugh. I think you mean Sinverland
@Flynn
Would you mind if I added "Languages" under Inwin's skills? I feel like he's the sort who would speak 2 or 3 languages.
Hey, hey, whats the rush? Can't we just settle this over a bottle of aged Ifrit Riverwine? I'm sure you're all thirsty after such a heated discussion.


There's no way I'm not going to believe that literally every bottle of wine in the Court is poisoned.
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