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3 days ago
Went to the big ol' eye clinic today and got some eye-drops. Now my vission's all fuzzeh
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10 days ago
"Afraid of the dark? ..... Punch it!" - So This is Basically Pokemon
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13 days ago
Molasses be my name, being sluggish is my game
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17 days ago
Happy spoopy scawey Halloween errybody, if you celebrate it. If not, hand over yer candy.
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20 days ago
Gahh, so much old junk in my freezer that I'm never gonna eat... Cleanin' time!
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend and/or infuriate you.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.

Most Recent Posts

Coco & Gwen

@AzureKnight, @PaulHaynek, @Riffus Maximus, @Rune_Alchemist


[colomor=gold]"Meowkay, handsome~"[/color] Coco said with a slight purr, finally letting go of Gwendolyn's tail... Which caused the top-heavy baphomet to let out a surprised 'Eh!?' before falling flat on her tits face and getting a mouthful of nice, fresh Shizuyama dirt. Mmm, nutritious! Spitting and standing back up, brushing herself off and giving Coco an indignant glare for about two seconds, the little goat-girl quickly recovered her pep.

"A-hem! Fear not, Sir Janus! We will show you the overwhelming power of the mighty baphometi! Those villagers are as good as saved, Mwa-haa-haa-haa~!" She finished off her little spiel with a confident laugh while bumping her chest. Which made it jiggle. 'Cuz physics, duh.

"All the bluster'n and pomp from our two princesses aside, you want me to make a staircase down towards the town from up here, Jan-jan? Earth magic's handy like that~" Coco snidely commented on Vara and Gwen, before offering to use her magic to help speed their group along in their task.

"Pah, there's no time for that, Miss Kitty!" Gwen interjected. "We shall simply leap from the cliffside and then dash towards the settlement, post-haste! Come, Sir Janus, I will happily carry you!" She... Suggested...? And why was she holding out her arms in such a way as to imply she intended to carry Janus in a Princess-carry...?

... Silliness aside, it seemed the werecat and the baphomet were ready to follow whatever directive Janus decided upon.
The mental image of shoggy scaling down a cliffside while remaining perfeclty horizontally standing made me chuckle. :p
Shoggy gon' cook up all them nasty Varjans and turn 'em into tasty, tasty man-pies~
Mmmm.... Cannibalism... I mean, wat? No! Shut up You're weird!
Coco & Gwen

@AzureKnight, @PaulHaynek, @Riffus Maximus, @Rune_Alchemist


Pre-Teleport:

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The werecat and the baphomet remained mostly quiet, except for the latter still rubbing the back of her ehad and going: 'Ehehehe~' for some reason. They listened to the ryu's answers and responses without any interupting, then dutifully followed their employer as they led them to where she deigned to send them off.

As they stood upon the magic circle, slowly being enveloped in the mighty eastern dragon's magic, they heard her words of good luck and her concerned wish for them all to meet again safely at a later time.

"Awww~ Don't worry, hun. We'll be just fine. See you later~" The mostly-naked werecat said softly, giving Kyouko a reassuring smile.-
"Indeed! With my power on our side, there's no denying that we'll be able to handle whatever challenges come our way. Wa-ha-ha!" The baphomet ... reassured? ... Well, more like boasted.

And then, everything went incredibly bright and white, and Coco remarked as such, holding up an arm to shield her eye, whereas Gwen stood there with eyes wide open, hands on hips and looking like she was posing for some kind of magazine-cover or something...

Post-Teleport:

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it was... A lot darker... then expected on Shizuyama. Or at least, that was the first throught that crossed Gwen's mind when the bright light from Kyouko's spell finally disappeared. Coco was less concerned, feeling a bit of relief that the intense glow had gone away and been replaced with the calm and pleasant murk of night. The werecat's eyes were still slightly aglow, likely a resullt of her retinae absorbing too much light. To her, the visibility was no more or less an issue than if it had been the middle of the day. However, any thoughts of small-talk or in-group-conversation was quickly dashed as a voice spoke up.

A voice of a man. A tired man. A man who sounded like he'd just tried to run a marathon through a desert. Looking over to the source of the voice, the monster group would find it belonged to a bald fellow in weird armor, with glowing eyes. He said a bunch of ragged things inbetween breaths, but wasn't able to explain much before another fellow joined the gathering of individuals.

This one wore similar, but differently colored, armor to the bald one. He also wore a helmet. He introduced himself rudely and was very mildly chastised by his comrade who had done the receiving of the taskforce teleportation. The short-stacked Gwen was bout to speak up on behalf of her team, but was quickly silenced by a sneaky werect who slid in behind her, placed one arm on her sohulder and one hand infront of her mouth, restraining the little hellraiser.

Which caused the baphomet to flail her arms in protest.

"Sssshh, not now, Tiny. Just listen, 'right?" Coco stated casually.

... Eye-blinks later, a bunch of stuff and things happened, and the group was led from their forest-landing at some campsite, to a bunch of cliffs overlooking a beach, a port and what was frankly an unfairly large Varjan armada making landfall. There was also a laughably miniscule group of defenders in what looked ilike a hastily-built rampart preparing to meet their uninvited visitors. It didn't take a military genius to see how this was going to play out.

As the explosion that took out three Varjan ships announced the start of the battle, Coco relinquished her grip on Gwendolyn, who gave the werecat a side-eye and grumble, before turning to look out over the battlefield. She blinked a few times. TRen rubbed her eyes and blinked a few more times. This was the first time the baphomet had ever seen a real battlefield after all, so the sight was a lot to take in all at once. However, the little one didn't have much time to either adjust or take in the scene, as the two armored men began to talk amongst themselves. They were arguing on what should be done. The one with the bucket on his head wanted to go and ... Do something... About the villagers in the port town, who for some reason hadn't evacuated the minitue they saw a host of dark, skull-and-bone-adorned ships come racing towards their shores. The other, bald one, wanted the group to stick together and not divide their already few numbers. After all, the one with the ugly helmet wanted some of them to run down onto the beach, where two monster-hating forces were currently fighting, in order to find those Oja-people that Kyouko was concerned about.

Coco's tail swished from side to side, she cast an uininterested glance down on the beach, then looked over towards the port proper.

"Seems like you got your first decision to make, hubby." She said leisurely, seemingly not alarmed about the situation before them at all. "But you'd better make up your mind quick, 'cuz those locals on the beach are gonna get crushed in a few minutes." The werecat stated and urged.
"Wh-What're you saying, Miss Kitty? We must go at once, post-haste! They need our power to withstand the black ones!" A much more invested and frantic Gwen stated, though she didn't really manage to specify who or which of the local groups needed their help... Albeit, both required it in all honesty.
"Calm down, Tiny... Let's let our leader decide who goes where, 'kay~?" COco didn't seem bothered by the imminent slaighter at all, given her relaxed way of speech and acting.

But it was nontheless true, Kirei didn't have much time to make a call here. And that was if he would manage to make one at all, as if there were any hot-heads or glory-hogs among their ranks, they likely wouldn't be able to resist the sight before them and leap on in without waiting for proper commands.

... Gwen was one of them, but Coco had luckily managed to grab a hold of the little goat-lady's tail and had a really good grip on it, forcing the tiny but buxom baphomet to stay in place for now.
@PaulHaynek

Sidonus so rude! :<
And does he not have any character information? Can't find him in the character tab. :O

Now to save the day with nekkid werecat and great stonkin' honker-bapho! URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I imagine this being the song that plays whenever the taskforce is walking/travelling between locations.
Ouch. RIP. <_>
Friday, woooooooh~!
So, how was everybodies week?
I had a nice day off on tuseday and things went pretty okay for the rest of the week. Aside from a bit of a hiccup with some canned soda at work today, I'd say I had a pretty decent work-week. Now to sit back, eat junk and watch me some weekend animu. :3
Coco & Gwen

@AzureKnight, @PaulHaynek, @Riffus Maximus, @Rune_Alchemist


Not too far off from where the lady of the island had been waiting with her male company, a certain other female had been lazily passing the time. Sitting on a fence, basking in the morning sun that made her caramel-like skin glisten - and her scandalous micro-bikini outfit seem even less covering than it already was - a werecat was observing the goings-ons around her with a light smile. Her ears flitted from time to time, her half-closed eyes scanned the area, the village and the others gathering with a mix of curiosity and amusement. She was Coco, a foreigner to these lands who had come not because of a personal invite, but rather because of news, gossip and hear-say she'd learned about while visiting a different Zipangu isle.

Now she found herself here, having accepted to be part of this taskforce, for no other reason than to see what the lands of monster-hating humans were like... And perhaps to cause a bit of trouble while she was there. After all, pushing buttons and making others all hot and bothered were the things she enjoyed the most, seemingly at least.

As the dragonness began her little speech, another face approached - though this one came from the docks area of the island. Compared to the others who had gathered, she was of a much more diminiutive stature, but was rocking undeniably the most ample of bosoms in attendance! She had a larger smile on her face and was listening with great attention to what the ryu was saying. Although prior to the gathering, she'd been running around all over the island, sneaking peeks into the villagers' homes through their windows, barging into their sheds and barns, inspecting carts, wagons and wheelbarrows, with little to no regard for the concept of privacy or private property.

Then, as she was listening, her face suddenly looked shocked. Before she could speak her mind however, another of the group allowed themselves to steal the first word. A... Pirate...? A dragon? ... Some kind of oceanic monster at the very least, was now speaking and blurting out words, syllables and a question. The way this one spoke was rather peculiar. The little horned one blinked a few times and tried to wrap her mind around what had just been said.

The cat from earlier seemed amused, and snickered a bit under her own breath as she heard the buccaneer-lady speak, likely finding her way of talking to be funny.

Then, another incident!

A slimey, goopy, clingy and loud ... Slime..:! Showed up outta nowhere and proceeded to ram into Lady Kyouko. And then proceeded to sexually harass Lady Kyouko. All while remaining gluied onto Lady Kyouko like a splattered bug on a windshield... At this sight, the werecat let out a melodic laugh as she held her hands over her stomach at the nonsensical event unfolding. Apparently she couldn't help herself.

But the tiny one seemed less amused. Stepping forward, placing a hand on each of her hips, she took a somewhat wide stance and spoke up.

"Before any of that, my lady, I must ask! Is it wise to entrust such a vital task to this young... Boy? I trust your judgement of course, but this one cannot be more than two decades or so, yes? Surely, there must be someone more suitable to act as leader for the group?" The baphomet, who was known as Gwendolyn, asked rather forwardly... While puffing out her rather profoundly prominent chest... Which wobbled slightly as she did.

"Now, now, Tiny. Don't be like that. I'm sure this handsome guy will treat us with love and care." The werecat said, a coy smile on her face.
"T-Tiny? Are you referring to me, Gwendolyn, as tiny?"
"Hmm~? What's wrong with that? You are tiny, hun. Nothing wrong with that, 'course. Tiny girls are cute, y'know?"
"Wh- W-well, heh, I suppose you do have a point, Miss Kitty."

As the werecat spoke in a calm but playful manner, the baphomet was now beaming with a strange sort of pride after having been called cute... Even though she'd seemed veru upset at being called 'tiny' just seconds ago. Perhaps she was an idiot? Regardless, it seemed she'd all but forgotten about her very own question, at least for the time being. It didn't seem like the cat-girl had any questions of her own though.
That's fine, I wasn't expecting anyone to accept deals with the devil on an island full of people who think monsters'll eat their babbies. xD
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