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Current @Cleveraptor: Gallery might be your best bet for prose samples, or possibly Roleplaying Discussion.
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16 days ago
@Estylwen: If it helps I once did the same, staying awake for a total of about 36 hours and managing to force-write a little over 30k words. I'd say around hour 22 was probably when the mania began.
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PlayerTips: Awesome, your character did a cool thing! Now look at your co-PCs. Who HASN'T gotten to do a cool thing in a while? How could you subtly push them into the spotlight for a bit?
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22 days ago
A spirit appears in your room with a more successful-looking version of you: "--and THIS is what you would be!" "My God! Spare me these visions, I've learned my lesson!" Both immediately vanish.
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26 days ago
GMTips: Shrink your plots---No, even smaller than that! Don't let them pick from all the starting points on your epic sandbox map; 3 Plot Coupons are easier to collect than 7; keep stakes personal!
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I have now learned about milk in a bag, and I apologize for my country. I did not know we practice such strange things, though it seems limited to the eastern portion, and that explains a lot if you're familiar with Canadian lore.


"Milk in bags is better! It's A BETTER SYSTEM!" -- Angriest Pat "McFuccBoivin" AKA Fuckface of "Chewie and Fuckface"

The fact that man's Stando Powah [ C R A Z Y T A L K ] literally makes him WRONG is what created Canada's ultimate sin.
🕈 Seiji & Empusa ♡

2nd Floor (Seiji) > 3rd Floor (Empusa)




Seiji and Empusa crested the stairs to the second floor in a hurry, and the human boy released his contracted demon as he looked around. The small, central room that only contained a landing for the stairs had two exits, and each room's flooring beyond the threshold hinted its nature. He took a step towards the bathroom first, out of curiosity. He didn't like the idea of sharing a stall filled, gym-style shower with the other dudes...although, if this place had an onsen-style bath, that could lead to some interesting mixed-bathing scenarios...

@blackdragonBut before he entered, another demon came out of the other door. That room's hardwood flooring made Seiji think it was a den area of some kind, and yet the demoness stumbling out of it must have come from a kitchen...or maybe just a wine cellar. Seiji noticed the mouth on her stomach and gulped. Note to self, be very careful if this one's a hugger too. The glutton awkwardly crashed into Empusa, her speech well and thoroughly slurred as she looked the blonde up and down with appreciative eyes. Empusa giggled, and patted Phagora's back gently--which prompted an enormous belch.

"Ah, there you are, Miss Gula! Found the Endless Fridge already, have we?"

"Well, hello, you- hic- two. If you have anything planned, I'd be happy to join you. The more the merrier, right?" The wine guzzling demon disengaged from Empusa and leaned against the wall. "If not, then could you please help me to my room? I... I haven't been able to find it yet."

"Uh...well, I'm assuming they've gotta be on the third floor, right?" Seiji jabbed a finger back at the staircase.

"Phagora, this is Seiji, my Contractor." Empusa gestured, and the human nervously waved. "Seiji-kun, I'll get her upstairs. You should try to meet some of the other boys."

Was...was it just him, or did her face darken for that half-second?

"Oh uh, sure. While you're up there, find our rooms too, yeah?"

"Yes! I'll make sure our room--" Singular. Oh boy. "--is nice and ready for our first night here!" This time he had no question as to her expression. That wink and the way she licked her lips could only mean one thing. As the winged demoness helped the drunkard up the stairs, the Japanese youth sighed. He wandered into the room with hardwood floors, and immediately noticed the game consoles and TVs set up on each corner wall. He clapped his hands together as if in prayer, silent tears rolling down his cheeks.

But, what was that about an "endless fridge?" And that other demon had gotten plastered awful fast. Moving around and between some of the others who were still lingering on this floor, he made his way to the kitchen and found two standing refrigerators. Raising an eyebrow, he opened one.

"What the FUCK?"
"--at the FUCK?"

"--the FUCK?"

"--FUCK?"


The white light silhouetted his body against something like that gun scene in the Matrix, only with food and drink. He felt a howling wind, like something from the top of Mt. Everest, whip past his blazer's collar. Slowly, he closed the door. He walked to the second fridge, and opened it as well. He didn't say anything this time, but instead put a hand to his ear and leaned into the vast frozen void. After a moment or two...

"--FUCK?"
"--UCK?"

"--UCK?"


He closed the second fridge, and walked back to the first. He opened the door and reached for some...Milk. His hand came back out with a bottle of milk. And not the plastic, western style gallon jugs either, or even those weird Canadian bags he'd heard about. An actual bottle, with some cartoony cow mascot, just like you could buy at any convenience store in Japan. He put the milk back. Leaving the door of the first fridge open, milk in full view on the front of its infinite shelf, he went to the second door and opened it as well. He turned, watching the first fridge, as he shoved his arm into the second one all the way up to the shoulder.

He watched his own hand grab the milk from behind the shelf in the first fridge. Then he pulled it back through the second fridge. Walking to the middle of the two appliances, he slammed both of them shut at once.

He popped the top off and drank it down. With a satisfied sigh, he wiped his mouth on his sleeve.

"This place is WEIRD."



@blackdragonAs Empusa and Phagora made their way to the third floor, and passed through the stairwell into the side clearly labeled "Girl's Dorm," the blonde looked for the other humans she had seen carrying luggage for the demons. It figured that the pecking order would be established early. She felt smug that she had already prepared most of the things Seiji would need with her magic, rather than packing his actual belongings on Earth. Making copies of modern day materials was a little more detail-oriented and energy-intensive than making good old fashioned gutting steel, but not at all impossible. It made it quite easy to travel light, and stay prepared.

"Ah, here you are, Miss Gula!" She pointed to the first room they came across. It was labeled as a shared dorm, so it looked like Phagora would have a roommate. Two, actually. Empusa looked at the first name tag next to the gluttonous demoness's own. "...Wait, Ogdranich?" Even as she said the name, a static crackle seemed to invade her thoughtspace. She...could not remember any demons by that name, and yet somehow she felt she should know it. She frowned.

"THAT is a girl?" She looked at Phagora to see if the other demon had any thoughts on the subject. Then Empusa looked at the second name tag, and an entirely new form of eldritch horror filled her heart.

[Shared Room 0: Phagora, Ogdranich, Empusa]

"No...No..." She let go of the other demon, allowing the poor drunk to hit the ground with an unceremonious thud. Empusa held her face in both hands, eyes wide as a high pitched, hysterical cry left her throat for anyone nearby to hear. "THIS HAS TO BE A MISTAKE!"
I'll go ahead and write something when I get home from work then. Keep a stiff chin, folks.

EDIT: We have to throw someone into the infinite fridge. For science.
Been quiet the last few days. I'd like to wait for one or two more posts before I post again, anybody got anything in the works?
So what you're saying is he's mastersd Ultra Scratchstinct?


I feel like the better pun would be Ultra Inscritch, XD

But of course, we have yet to see the complete form... *dramatic music*

o7 may Seiji be forever protected by the gods for his bravery it worked out in the end, FOR NOW


Aurora: I'll get you this time, UWU!
Seiji: *100% bluffing out of his ass* Oh? Then come on! Bring it! Mwahahahaha! *Inner Seiji: please don't please don't please don't*


@Dark CloudSeiji had invited Dexter to explore the upper floors with them, out of concern for his chastity safety, dunno if you saw that. Feel free to refuse if you're looking for other interactions though, just figured Seiji's native Nihon manners wouldn't let him grab Empusa and run.
Sadly that won't work in this case.

Namely because it's not eldritch, it's dementia incarnate. So to speak.


*Seiji and Ogdranich are standing on a plane in a dramatic face off, Seiji has his sword drawn and the sheets are whipping wildly around Ogdranich's flickering form*

Seiji: If I stab you, will you die?!

Ogdranich: Ţ̶̨̢̛̥̻̭̥̰̲͎̟͚̠͓̀̓̒́̐̊̒̓̈́̃͌̏̚͝h̸̥͓̰̮͚̫̙̠͕̳̯͍̫̉̏̔̀͛̒͊̎͝ͅę̷̛̬͚̲̩͎̦̲͓̔̈́̕͘ ̶̣̮͓͕̪̬̫͙̽̾̎̔̇̍͗g̶̢̡̯̼̺̺̰̮͇͖̘͙̬̺̮̻̊̋̀̎̆̐͒̏͒̽͂͘r̴̛̬͕̠̗̟̣̪͙̖̖̬͈͋͐͂́̀͌͛̏̋́̏́́͠͝ͅe̵̛͔̣̹̫͓̭̺̗̘͊̓͊͐̽͛̿̊̇͋̋̽͘͝ͅa̵̺̟̘̣͚̤̜͉̖̘̿̉̈́̔̓̋̕͜ͅͅṫ̷̢̡͈͚̗̮͕̗͖̯̥̼̖͈͋̂̿̿̅ͅe̴̥͓̜̠̩̽̆͐̉̏ş̵̳̣͈̫͚̘̟̳͇͐̆͋̃̂̾̀̕͜t̶̡̨̻̺̩̺̲̟͚̥̪̪͎̓̽̃̅̑̒̀͜ ̶̣̻̯͇͇̬̟̞͕̥̺͎̥̙͈͇̯͑̊̈́́͋͐͊̅̎̆̏͛̕l̸̢̡̡̟͙̥̺͍̦͕̘͖̜̋̒̿̐̏͌͜ọ̵̟͖̜͙̬͚͇̥̬̓͗̍̾̽̎̓̄̔͜ş̵̨̢̛̹̬̱̰͈̯͓̤̞͍̤̥̘̠̃̊̒̔̋̓̈͐̽̇͘͘͝s̸̞̑̈́͋̈́̾̀̿̓̊͘͝͝͝ ̵̱̬͙̩̥̠̇̔̽̇̐̿́͋͗̚̚͝i̸̖̣̪̼̦̬̳̹̼͇̪͊̊̒͘͘͝ṡ̶̼̠̹̘̥͇̖̘̯̻͓͑̊̄̀̈́͑͒͌̃́̏͒̚͠͝ ̷͈̩̎͑̾̾͝ͅw̶̢̢̪̗̲̙͍͆͗̽̎̆̈́̌̂͘ͅḩ̶̨̡̟͈̤̯͖̠̹̙͚͛̽̉̊͋̇̅̒̄̏́̎̕͠͠ͅạ̸̡͎͖͙̘̞͕͙͔͎̄͒͑̑̌͊̑̄ţ̵̝̖͉̪͖̭̳͎͓̩̆̆͆̇̾̈́̈̈́̽͛̌̌͝͝͝ͅͅ ̸̡͚̞̮̰̺̗̪̮̘̱͎͔̻̔̀̎́̀̇̂̎̾͐ͅd̸̡̥͍̦̦̥̙͋̓͆̿͋͐̾̐̎ͅi̷̛̛̛͉̾̓̓͊̍̈́̚ĕ̶̳̭̻̰̮͙͂̔̈̑̃̈́͌͑͝ͅͅs̷̨͇͙̥͖̦̿ͅͅ ̷̢̧̛̣̙̣̦̣͍̏̓͒͑͋̐̍̐ḯ̸̛̞̬͖̩͉̮̎͆̃̔̇͠ñ̵̨̧̡͓̙̖͈̟̺̺̥̞͖̘́̏̆̇̓̓͌͛͒̐̀͜͝ṡ̸̝̗͖͖̣̫̯͇̲͇̺̮͎̗i̶̛̼̤͆̐͑̓͑d̴̻̜͉̝̼͎̲̻̮͓͙̀̅̋͑̀̽̔̆͋͒́̿̋̕͝͝ẻ̶̢͓̥͈̖̗̲͍̋͝ͅ ̴̛̗͚͍̔̾̽̽̑̏̉́̍͋̓̚̕̚û̴̧͈̻̱̳͍̫̜̜͂̉͊̚͜ͅs̶̛̺̘̩̬͖̻͍̯̈͂̇̾͛̄̊̄͠ ̷̛̛̝̺́̉͛̔͋͂͐́̈́͋͌̇͑̚w̶̡̡̧̘̼̯̹̪͈̰̘̭͇͖͖̙̐̋̐̈̽̾͝h̸̨͇̠̣͍̥̣͔̳͙̄̅i̷̧͍̯͉͙̳̺͓̜̟̤̹̺̻͈̽̏̽̅̈́̿́̂͘͝l̶͕̤̹̙͔̘͍̖͓͔̖̔͊̊́̎͒͗̍̐̍͋̍̎ę̴̨̢̡̦̱̱͔̫̺͉̜̗͙̺̒̆͌̎͂̆̊͂͆̐̕͜ ̴̨͍̩̩̱͚̊̊̈́̽̂̐͒̐̌͑̌͂̚ẃ̴̢̨̛̭̜̝̗̬͚̦̌͜ë̷̙̜͍̙̣̹͕̬̟̣̘̱̯̱̄̊̅̄̓̇̒͗̏̈́̚͠ͅ ̴̛̩̙̤̠͓̌̿ĺ̷̳͔̄͆͒ḭ̵̣̘͉̲̝͎̺̏͒̀̽v̸͈̳̲͎̗́̐̏̋ę̸̢̮̺̹̣͚̐̅͆̄̈́͠.̶̝͙͔͕̯̄̾̑̽̋͊̍͠

Seiji: You're a big guy!

Ogdranich: F̶̨̡̪̥̫̙̰͍̖̓̋̈́̔̏̍̋́̎̐͜͜o̷̢͕̜̳̫̙͖̯̲̮̣͙̱̲̽͋̂̋̚r̴̡̢̢̛̛̙̫̯͈̱̗͙̫̭̭̜̤̖͔̟̗̓̔̓͑̇̈̿̓̎̋̏̊̈́̓̉̂̚͘̚̕͘͝ ̵̬̥̤͈͎͂̄̅͂͐͑̒̌̍̓̊͗̇̋̕͝y̵͓͎̞͕̝͉͈̟̣͖̤͎̥̬̤̱̙̰̦̗͌͐̐̏͒̓̾̏̽͋͒ͅȯ̷̢̳̳̗̳̻̲͙̹͍͍̥͙́̊̂̅̔̋͐͑̑̊͘͘͘͜ǔ̸̺̝̻͈͉̫͙̦̪̗̩̽͊̃̽͌͑̄̓̅̌̀̌̐͐̅̅̈͋͌̈́̀͊̚̚͜.̵̢̢̨̧̫͔̝͚̘̣̞̫̩̜͔̬͇̖͌͆͑̄̾̆̽̓͒̍̆̃̀͒́̽̈́͒͗͐̈́̕̚͠ͅͅ
I'm just figuring out what to do with Adam and Sasha, as the former shares a room with Lilith, and the latter orbits the first one. Hmm... this should be too hard though. Let me write something up then.


I feel like Seiji and Adam should somehow bond over the fact that both of them had the immediate reaction to try and stab/shoot an eldritch monstrosity beyond their comprehension. Although that method has a surprisingly successful track record given what I know of actual Lovecraftian lore.
@MetalWeight@Dark Cloud Forgot mentions in the post and edits still don't seem to actually send them, so here's letting you know it's up.

also here's the sound effect for what just happened:
🕈 Seiji & Empusa ♡

1st Floor Entrance Lobby > 2nd Floor



@Dark CloudEmpusa ignored poor Dexter’s squeals as she watched the wolf woman lock eyes on Seiji. When the Lust demon moved within the boy’s personal space, a small ripple in space right above each of Empusa’s shoulders--small enough not to stand out, but certainly noticeable to Dexter--began to buzz with sparks and embers. He thought he could hear the rhythmic clang of hammers somewhere, but it was like the sound was so far away…

"Aurora I-I think? What is the problem, wait? Oh!" suddenly his eyes looked more curious than fearful as a tiny smirk danced upon his face.

"Is that your human? Why do you care, Lilith told me you go throu-" his growing confidence withered with the glare Empusa shot him.

“Yes. That is MY Contractor. Murakami Seiji.” And just as she claimed him, both she and Dexter watched the wolfwoman grab Seiji’s face and lean in close.

Those ripples in space sprouted two wickedly sharp sword-points. Empusa finally did let go of Dexter’s shoulder, but it was because she seemed to be taking aim with a gesture. Indeed, if things went any further, it seemed clear there would be deadly violence within the Home…

But what happened next caused Empusa’s half-forged blades to shatter from the shock.




@MetalWeightThe wolfgirl’s eyes locked onto him immediately. She stood up straighter, and as her shoulders pulled back that chest of hers threatened to block Seiji’s entire field of vision. Then it did block most of his vision, as she stepped so close she practically ran into him.

My plan was calculated...

"Worried? Oh, no, no you shouldn't be worried, never be worried. At least not with me, I'd never hurt a human like you, not unlike other demons..." He could practically see the hunger in those eyes. Her tail looked like it was going fast enough to have its own air current.

...but boy, am I bad at math.

Seiji’s eyes widened and a nervous sweat broke out on his forehead and palms. Those big fuzzy mitts of hers latched onto his face, and cold fear ran through his whole body. She pulled him closer, crouching slightly less than she had with Dexter, and he wasn’t sure what was scarier--trying to meet those eyes, or daring to peer into that dark rift inside her shirt.

Her thumbs caressed the side of his face "You humans are so fragile and innocent, it’s such a shame you die so often…” I’m not a furry, I’m not a furry, I’m NOT a furry…

Monster girls don’t count as furry though, do they?

“...a dangerous world isn't it? That shouldn't happen to you, these demons, Hell itself, its all so evil and controlling, wanting to destroy anything with innocence and life…”

He tried to focus on her snout, instead of her eyes. He wondered if her nose was slightly moist to the touch, like dogs back on Earth--Wait.

I’ve got one shot. It’s my only hope. Gotta be quick...gotta be resolved! Acceptance of death is the way of the warrior!

“You should stay with me, be free with me, be safe with me..." The cleavage was getting closer! Any moment now he’d be in a new, marshmallowy Hell! Now or never! Do or die! He’d have to use that technique!

“Ah, I…” his voice was somewhat slurred, thanks to her hands--paws?--squishing his cheeks together. But the tall seductress might notice something--the human’s eyebrows furrowed, and his look sharpened. “I could do that. But, hear me out?” He shrugged his shoulders, in the process pulling both hands out of his pockets. “I present: a counterpoint.”

The movement was too smooth for the wolfgirl to realize what happened until it was too late. Like he had done it a thousand upon a thousand times. Bruce Lee once said, “I fear not the man with 10,000 techniques, I fear the man who has practiced one technique 10,000 times.” At this very moment, Seiji unleashed one technique.

His fingers settled, oh so gently, warmly, into the fur against her throat. Right under her chin. And he...scritched. Just like he always used to do with his Shiba at home.

Empusa, Dexter, and anyone else who saw what happened would find themselves hard pressed to explain it later. And when the wolf woman came to, all she would see was Seiji walking away from her, both hands back in his pockets. Nonchalantly, he strode over to his Contractor and the small red devil. A confident swagger filled his gait. Shit shit shit shit gotta go fast!

@Dark Cloud“Say, Emmy?” The demoness turned her slack jaw towards him, but her ears and wingtips noticeably perked up. “What say we explore with the others, huh?” Seiji glanced over his shoulder. “Quickly.” And then he looked back at Dexter. “C’mon, uh...bro? Tag along with us.” He jabbed a thumb at the staircase where that new guy in the dark robes was also rapidly ascending. “Otherwise you’ll be the only one of the guys still down here…” Now he jerked his head towards the still stunned furry demon, with a look that clearly said all that needed to be said about that prospect.

“Seiji, would you do that for me too--kyah~♡!” The human grabbed Empusa’s hand, and began a rapidly casual walk up the staircase. She practically floated behind him, her wings aflutter, as she blushed from his aggressive contact and gave Dexter an absentminded farewell wave.
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