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5 days ago
Current "You're me from the future, and you came back to the past to keep me from suffering like you did?" asks my childhood self. "Something like that," I reply as I load the gun.
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6 days ago
That bot left a number and email. Someone should cast "Unending Newsletters" for them.
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27 days ago
Writing horror is super difficult because it requires telling a story while shutting up at the same time. It's fear of the UNKNOWN, not fear of the well-written descriptions.
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2 mos ago
Say "thanks," when they compliment you and smile. Watch more of what's going on around you instead of staying inside your head. If eye contact's hard, stare at her forehead.
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2 mos ago
@ColdAtlus: Cheems.
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On CST time, United States. Typically busy most of the week and do most posting/replying on weekends.

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MC? But Yuuno isn't in that picture.



How dare you imply Yuuno-sama, the ultimate Sigma, would ever leave the infinite pool of wisdom that is his library for mere THOTTERY!
I dunno, I think the Time-Space Administrative Bureau looks like a pretty good organization to get detained by.


Dalton: "Oh God it's the cops!" *throws his hands up* "DON'T SHOOT!"

*megaphone voice* "Surrender peacefully! Our weapons are set to "friendship"--we do not want to harm you!"

Dalton: "...Set to friendship? Did we get pulled over by effing Care Bears or someth--" *he drops his hands*

"STARLIGHT BUREAKAAAAAAH!"



When the light of reincarnation fades... Our characters are suddenly standing face-to-face with Truck-kun, and he's revving his engine!!


No, the souls Truck-kun harvests have already seen him. They're simply thrown into the back of his trailer and left in the dark like illegal immigrants crossing the dimensional borders.

At least until the Time Space Planeswalking and Customs Enforcement officers pull them over.

If they don't come back after a month or so, I may be willing to borrow this arc and start a new rp. Nobody would have to do anything other than carry their CS over.


Not to say that starting similar RPs because you saw one you liked is bad or anything, but the implication of "taking one over" is bad form unless you've been in extensive contact with the GM about them handing over the reins. Especially when you're new to the site itself and somewhat "unproven" as an RPer.

"In the future there are superhumans but the government doesn't like them" is a statement that could be applied to over a dozen different stories/games, but you want to at least make an "attempt" not to outright plagiarize someone else's work.

I did forget to mention a few things in her wishes/regrets-bit though, and I didn't get all the bits and pieces about her bullying/everyday life in. But I can always edit those in... Well, at least the wishes/regret part.


It'd be impossible to get every aspect of our characters' previous sufferings in life into a single intro post. If Dalton comes off as creepy and awkward now, just wait til he starts having flashbacks or making comparisons between his new life and old one, lol.

In case reading about a sad, pointless and unpleasant everyday existence bores you. ;P


Hey if anyone's bored by that, they can just skip Dalton's entire opener XD

If only these two hadn't been born on completely opposite sides of the planet, they'd at least have had a drinking buddy! If Dalton weren't such a straightedge stick in the mud, at least.

Dalton

@TheNoCoKid
Unbinding the Social Contract



"I'm very sorry sir, but at this time we're unable to approve your application..." Dalton flinched away from the phone as a tirade of garbled verbal assault poured over him. "I understand, sir, I really do, I know this is frustrating--" He closed his eyes as the caller continued to berate him. When the man finally paused for breath, Dalton tried to cut back in, "Th-the p-policies won't let us approve it, sir, because there are too many open lines of credit. It's just that one thing, other than that you had everything else we typically look for--!"

Dalton noticed one of the vice-presidents (why did the bank need more than one?) leaning on his doorframe and glaring at him as if all of this was his fault. For a fraction of a second the younger man wished he could pass the call off to the disdainful son of a--No, no, just do your best, like you always do, you can still make this right!

"Yes sir, I'm aware you had the down payment ready. Yes sir, I'm aware most of your cards are balanced. It's just, the bank prefers no more than--No, please, sir, we can work this out I'm sure! Could I suggest that you maybe, j-j-just switch one line? You c-could close one of them, and the bank would be more than happy to open one of our own credit accounts with you after you re-apply--Okay, sir. Y-yes, sir, I understand. Again, I apologize for all the trouble, and I'm sorry we couldn't come to an--"

The man told Dalton to do something sick to his own mother, which brought up a whole new surge of deeply repressed emotions, and hung up.

"--or that too, that's fine." He sighed as he put the phone down.

"What was all that about?" demanded the vice-president. The stocky man still had crumbs in his mustache, no doubt because he'd just gotten back from his typical 30-minutes-over lunch break. Which meant Dalton had been told to answer all the calls for him, in addition to already answering all the calls that the tellers and receptionist sent to the loan department because they couldn't be bothered to take messages so that the loan officers could get through a single state-mandated meeting without being interrupted.

"Th-that was Mr. Christophe, the gentleman who was applying for a mortgage loan towards the vacation property near the reservoir--"

"And you DENIED him!?" The man looked at Dalton with a satirical slap-jaw, as the younger man held one hand up in supplication and pointed at his computer with the other. "He had a hundred-and-thirty-thousand down payment ready to go! What were you thinking?!"

"No, I didn't deny him! It came back from the underwriter--"

"Didn't you see that we already approved him last week?!" Dalton frowned. He knew that one of the other officers had been the one to start the whole process with Mr. Christophe, and had been told the details by that same individual precisely because they expected the man to get back in touch with them soon and didn't want to risk putting him off if the other person was out of the office.

"No sir, we recommended him for approval, we don't get the final say-"

"Don't tell me how to do my job when you can't even do yours!" The man huffed and crossed his arms. His jowls wobbled as he shook his head back and forth. "Dalton, we just talked about this with you last month! You can't keep denying people over every little thing--it makes the auditors think the bank is using discriminatory practices!"

"Then stop sending me everyone you can't be bothered with..." Dalton screwed his eyes shut as one hand clenched the arm of his chair in a white knuckled grip.

"What'd you say?" growled the vice president.

"Sir, I said, I've had a lot of clients this quarter--They're being referred to me even though I'm the newest in the office, and--"

"Because you need the most practice, clearly!" The man waved a hand dismissively. "Besides, most of them are people we've dealt with before, so why is it that you're the one they have the problem with, huh!?"

Because this office has been letting people slide left and right! Some of these accounts have been in collections for YEARS, or else we KNOW they're going to get denied and so they get pushed off on me as a scapegoat! Dalton felt sweat breaking out under his armpits and his heart thudding in his chest. He wanted to scream, Because you keep making backhanded deals with people to keep them happy, instead of making them follow the same rules as everyone else! I haven't been here for thirty-plus years, so how am I supposed to grease palms with people I don't go to wine-tastings with every weekend?!

Instead he sighed.

"I don't know, sir. All I'm doing is following the policies and the rules as written. I think the credit line thing is stupid too, but--"

"If we didn't have rules on credit, we'd never make a cent!" This time the higher up jabbed a finger at him, leaving Dalton to raise both eyebrows in shocked confusion. Was the jackass berating him for following the rules or not?! "Every dopehead off the streets would be coming in for quick cash and wouldn't pay us back a cent!" In Dalton's experience, the customers with low credit had actually been the easiest to work with, because they wanted to show score improvement and were motivated to be able to buy their homes or vehicles. It was, typically, the "upper class" types and local business owners who always seemed to think they deserved an exception to the rules. Dalton didn't know what else to say, so he just kept silent. He tried to maintain eye contact--or rather, he stared intensely at the vice president's forehead. The man stared back at him, and after a moment took a step back and pointed at him again.

"Don't get mad at me because you keep screwing up!" The man turned on his heel. "That's your problem, Dalton, you don't have any people skills! Loosen up! Be willing to negotiate! I'm gonna call Christophe back and see if I can salvage this, so you just sit that case out from now on!"

"...Yes, sir. Sorry, sir." Dalton said, as the heavy footsteps plodded down the hall. He settled back in his seat and looked at his cluttered desk. The serrated letter opener in his pen cup caught his eye. He wondered how deep it might go into someone's throat before the fragile blade broke off the dinky plastic handle.

The one blessing of the day was that the twenty minutes left until his own lunch break passed without any more phone calls, though his attempts to catch up on the backlog of record-scanning--again, something left to him by others in the office who'd neglected to keep up with their own records--were still interrupted by people asking him about other accounts he'd worked on, or if they could borrow his stapler, or some other variant of constant inanity. In the time it took the scanner to read the pile of documents he dumped into its feeder tray, he browsed memes on his phone--but even that wasn't free of irritants anymore. Why did everything have to be political these days?

One of those stupid short videos with an artificial voice claimed, "My dad cut this guy off in traffic, you won't believe what they did next!" as the oversized caption obscured the actual footage of an idiot egging on a road raging jerk, before one of them took a nine iron to the other's windshield. Dalton closed the tab with a grumble as he checked the time.

Why couldn't people just...follow the rules? Everyone always thought they should be the exception. People wanted to force others to behave a certain way, but when those standards were pushed back on them it was suddenly not okay? And any time there was an argument about it, people had to be terrible monsters to one another. And because some people were terrible, other people had to be terrible or else they'd just get plowed over and pushed around! Like Dalton always seemed to be.

His lunch break came right on time. As he tried to get out of the stupidly-designed parking lot onto a street that was always under construction of some sort, Dalton's hands tapped an impatient rhythm on the steering wheel. He'd always followed the rules, hadn't he? At least, as much as was humanly possible. His parents had always told him that if he did the right thing, if he was kind to people, if he studied hard and always did his best, that things would work out for him in the end. Now he often found himself wondering why they would've lied to him all his life. Had the world really changed so much in the time he'd grown up? Or had it always been like this--the wicked prospering, and no good deed going unpunished--and everyone had just been trying to pretend against reality?

The young man saw the intersection light ahead of him change to yellow, and slowed down. The car behind him didn't. The last glimpse Dalton had through his rearview mirror showed him a young, pasty-faced teen with one of those stupid haircuts that looked like a head of broccoli and a glittering pin through one of his eyebrows. And he was, of course, glued to a cellphone.

Glass shattered and metal crumpled as Dalton's vehicle was rear-ended. He felt something in his neck pop painfully, and the seatbelt against his chest tried its best to crush his ribs. His tires squealed as he was forced out into the intersection--

And then the truck T-boned him from the left.

The impact didn't feel like the fist of an angry god. Dalton wasn't thrown from the vehicle. But he was hurled, sideways, turning and rag-dolling, into blackness. An empty, soundless void. An unpleasant wind, like giant's breath, pulled at his hair and his tie, causing the collar of his blazer and the button up shirt beneath it to flop and flutter.

...Am I dead? How long did it take him to think that thought? How long had it taken him to become aware that he could still think? Honestly? Kind of a relief. Mom, Dad...is it over? Can I finally see you again? Can I finally...stop trying so hard?

He felt like something was closing in on his chest. Like a cold, skeletal hand. Was he...really okay with it ending like this? With everything being over? Never achieving anything? Never becoming anyone worthwhile? Never getting his just rewards for all the effort he'd put in? He clenched his teeth. Hot tears spilled down his cheeks.

I wish...I wish I could've known, at the beginning. I wish I'd seen the truth, so much earlier--it doesn't matter how hard you work! No one cares how smart you are! No! It's all about...about getting what you want, and damn others!

Dalton continued to tumble. Had he changed directions? Where was he falling to? Did gravity even exist anymore? And...how was the emptiness getting even darker?

I didn't want to spend so much time studying! I didn't want to play nice, and be a kiss-up, to people who deserved to have their teeth kicked in! I didn't want to be bullied, or shunned! Why couldn't I have just been handed the freakin' manual to life that everyone else seemed to get!? Why wasn't I born rich, or handsome? Why was I the only one who ever had to follow the rules?!

A twisted, desperate, animalistic roar tore itself out of his guts. A sound full of rage, and yet, a scream that was so devastatingly sad because it was angry. He started to thrash, his numb, no-longer-physical body spasming and warping and swinging at the cessation of existence. Everything that had once been bottled up came pouring out, a projectile vomit of feelings.

Everyone treated me like dirt, but if I ever stepped a toe out of line, I was the bad guy?! Society lets people who cheat, and steal, and lie, have everything they ever wanted but I was the selfish one for thinking I deserved better?! Why weren't they ever punished?! Why didn't society hold up its end of the bargain? If only...if only...if only I could've made them!

How many times had he wished he could just haul off and punch someone in the face? How often had he wanted to correct someone else's willful ignorance, or make them taste their own medicine, or just plain beat them to death for being so damn terrible!? And yet, he'd always bottled it up! Always tried to be "the bigger person," and what had it gotten him!?

Death. He was dead. So none of it mattered now, right?

If only...if only he could've had another chance...


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Ah, so you're saying that she'll fall head-over-heels for the first person who treats her with a modicum of courtesy.

... And turn into a stalker-yandere... Yes.. Yeeeeeeeeeeees...


Yup, they're match-made. ;3


Dalton: *He has bags under his eyes again* "Please, just once, can we have a normal--"

Minami: "No. Now turn into a horse again."

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(It's cause she makes him pull her carriage during the daylight.)

Place the setting in 1930s-1950s America, tell stories that lean heavy towards the optimism of the American Dream and "freedom for all," and use villains whose primary motivators are petty revenge (Penguin's gonna get Batman this time!), megalomaniacal desire for power (Hydra wants to win WW3), or vast amounts of non-liquid wealth (aka, Lex Luthor stealing all the gold from Fort Knox, brainwashing all the rare animals in a jungle sanctuary, etc).

Limit sci-fi tech and related concepts to that era's understanding (radiation doesn't make you sick, it gives you superpowers; a society of ice-men lives around the frozen core beneath the waves of Neptune) and take things at face value, with a positive spin, as if shaking a man's hand is just as good as a legally binding contract. Heroes always maintain moral high grounds within the eyes of the law and society, villains are all cowards at heart.

Do not think deeply about anything. Pretend as if the stories you tell are being told for the absolute first time; no one's had enough experience with them to start trying to deconstruct them.
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