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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by mickilennial
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You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.

Blankman says hi.
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You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.

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Other Guy is my spirit animal.
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I guess that we all have our dirty little secrets...
like how i have my own that i don't want revealed because y'all would roast my ass alive if you learned what it was
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I guess that we all have our dirty little secrets...
like how i have my own that i don't want revealed because y'all would roast my ass alive if you learned what it was


... Is your secret that you actually, seriously like the Schumacher Batman movies?
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You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.

Blankman says hi.


I'm not slandering, I'm having fun at your expense.

Now tell me to eat a dick and move on lol
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... Is your secret that you actually, seriously like the Schumacher Batman movies?

nah. something... worst
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I guess that we all have our dirty little secrets...
like how i have my own that i don't want revealed because y'all would roast my ass alive if you learned what it was


I wager you secretly enjoyed Rise of the Silver Surfer.
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If Henry ever disappears can we retcon Spider-Woman and make this a thing?

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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Retired
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Just as a note, I have a guest today and for the foreseeable future. So I'll still try to maintain a steady posting schedule, but just in case I slack a bit, that's why.
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Just as a note, I have a guest today and for the foreseeable future. So I'll still try to maintain a steady posting schedule, but just in case I slack a bit, that's why.


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You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.

Blankman says hi.


Blankman is one of the greatest superhero movies ever made and I won't have anyone tell me differently.

Now, if you'd have said Steel...

It's okay, Wraith, you don't need to keep saying other people like shitty superhero flicks to bury your own guilt; we all know you love Batman and Robin, and we accept you for who you are.
*holds back an engraged Master Bruce*


Oh, I appreciate Batman & Robin for the cheesefest that it is and hold no ill-will against it.

Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.

Fucking goddamn Robin John Blake bullshit "orphan eyes" subplot...
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Blankman is one of the greatest superhero movies ever made and I won't have anyone tell me differently.

Now, if you'd have said Steel...

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Oh, I appreciate Batman & Robin for the cheesefest that it is and hold no ill-will against it.

Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.

Fucking goddamn Robin John Blake bullshit "orphan eyes" subplot...


Why is there a blank in your post? It just says "never mention in my presence".
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Or I could just fucking do it myself.

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@The Angry Goat


long story short I had a lot of other shit going on the last few weeks and I can't spare the time to sift through this huge of an OOC on the daily. because of that, I lost confidence in keeping up with the overarching plot, and am most likely going to be dropping participation. Nothin' personal, RPG's just too big for me lol
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<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

long story short I had a lot of other shit going on the last few weeks and I can't spare the time to sift through this huge of an OOC on the daily. because of that, I lost confidence in keeping up with the overarching plot, and am most likely going to be dropping participation. Nothin' personal, RPG's just too big for me lol


Aw man, sad to see you go dude.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Simple Unicycle
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Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.


B-but you're a big guy.

E: goddammit I just double posted instead of editting this into my last post fucking shit
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Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.


That entire movie completely undermines Batman's entire mission and philosophy. Like it's just such a slap in the to the previous two movies and all the comics it draws upon. If you're going to Knightfall, do Knightfall, don't half-ass adapt Knightfall, No Man's Land, Heir to the Demon and however many other winks, nods and aborted arcs you shoved into that movie. I know he didn't want to make a third, but don't make it so obvious.
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<Snipped quote by Inkarnate>

Blankman is one of the greatest superhero movies ever made and I won't have anyone tell me differently.

Now, if you'd have said Steel...

<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

Oh, I appreciate Batman & Robin for the cheesefest that it is and hold no ill-will against it.

Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.

Fucking goddamn Robin John Blake bullshit "orphan eyes" subplot...


Boy, this would be a bad time to admit that John Blake was one of the few things I unironically enjoyed in that film. I mean, sure, the explanation for how he figured out Batman's identity was whack, but I liked the idea that he figured it out; the idea that a young kid in Gotham -- and a young orphan at that -- would see through the thin disguise that always worked against "smarter" adults. And I liked the character of a young, idealistic cop who didn't know the whole truth about Gordon and thus couldn't understand the crusade against Batman.

I will grant that the "Robin" thing was horrendous fan service. Nor did the ending make any kind of sense, anyway. Bruce Wayne traveled the world and trained under fucking ninjas; Blake was just a cop. How the hell are those skills supposed to translate to being the next Batman?

(Otherwise, I'm totally with you that TDKR is a massive disappointment.)
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But don't you see? A hero can be anybody. Even a man who does something as simple as putting a coat on a young boy's shoulders, letting him know the world hadn't ended.

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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Eddie Brock
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Also, a note to all aspiring filmmakers: You're not being clever when you introduce an "original character" with a vanilla ass name like John Blake or Dave TotallyNotKhan (or whatever the fuck his name was). We see through it literally 100% of the time. Gaslighting your audience when they figured out your flimsy twist isn't impressive.
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Also, a note to all aspiring filmmakers: You're not being clever when you introduce an "original character" with a vanilla ass name like John Blake or Dave TotallyNotKhan (or whatever the fuck his name was). We see through it literally 100% of the time. Gaslighting your audience when they figured out your flimsy twist isn't impressive.


Looking at you, Michelle Jones.
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