[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[mickilennial]

You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.

Blankman says hi.

[Byrd Man]

You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.

Blankman says hi.

@Inkarnate

Other Guy is my spirit animal.

[Mao Mao]

I guess that we all have our dirty little secrets...
_{like how i have my own that i don't want revealed because y'all would roast my ass alive if you learned what it was}

[Simple Unicycle]

I guess that we all have our dirty little secrets...
_{like how i have my own that i don't want revealed because y'all would roast my ass alive if you learned what it was}

@Star Lord

... Is your secret that you actually, seriously like the Schumacher Batman movies?

[Lord Wraith]

You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.

Blankman says hi.

@Inkarnate

I'm not slandering, I'm having fun at your expense.

Now tell me to eat a dick and move on lol

[Mao Mao]

<Snipped quote by Star Lord>

... Is your secret that you actually, seriously like the Schumacher Batman movies?

@Simple Unicycle

nah. something... _worst

[ErsatzEmperor]

I guess that we all have our dirty little secrets...
_{like how i have my own that i don't want revealed because y'all would roast my ass alive if you learned what it was}

@Star Lord

I wager you secretly enjoyed Rise of the Silver Surfer.

[Sep]

If Henry ever disappears can we retcon Spider-Woman and make this a thing?

[Retired]

Just as a note, I have a guest today and for the foreseeable future. So I'll still try to maintain a steady posting schedule, but just in case I slack a bit, that's why.

[Lord Wraith]

Just as a note, I have a guest today and for the foreseeable future. So I'll still try to maintain a steady posting schedule, but just in case I slack a bit, that's why.

@Retired

[Master Bruce]

You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.

Blankman says hi.

@Inkarnate

Blankman is one of the greatest superhero movies ever made and I won't have anyone tell me differently.

Now, if you'd have said Steel...

It's okay, Wraith, you don't need to keep saying other people like shitty superhero flicks to bury your own guilt; we all know you love Batman and Robin, and we accept you for who you are.
_{*holds back an engraged Master Bruce*}

@Simple Unicycle

Oh, I appreciate Batman & Robin for the cheesefest that it is and hold no ill-will against it.

Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.

Fucking goddamn Robin John Blake bullshit "orphan eyes" subplot...

[DocTachyon]

<Snipped quote by Inkarnate>

Blankman is one of the greatest superhero movies ever made and I won't have anyone tell me differently.

Now, if you'd have said Steel...

<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

Oh, I appreciate Batman & Robin for the cheesefest that it is and hold no ill-will against it.

Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.

Fucking goddamn Robin John Blake bullshit "orphan eyes" subplot...

@Master Bruce

Why is there a blank in your post? It just says "never mention in my presence".

[The Angry Goat]

Or I could just fucking do it myself.

<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

@The Angry Goat

@Byrd Man

long story short I had a lot of other shit going on the last few weeks and I can't spare the time to sift through this huge of an OOC on the daily. because of that, I lost confidence in keeping up with the overarching plot, and am most likely going to be dropping participation. Nothin' personal, RPG's just too big for me lol

[Simple Unicycle]

<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

long story short I had a lot of other shit going on the last few weeks and I can't spare the time to sift through this huge of an OOC on the daily. because of that, I lost confidence in keeping up with the overarching plot, and am most likely going to be dropping participation. Nothin' personal, RPG's just too big for me lol

@The Angry Goat

Aw man, sad to see you go dude.

[Simple Unicycle]

Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.

@Master Bruce

B-but you're a big guy.

E: goddammit I just double posted instead of editting this into my last post fucking shit

[Lord Wraith]

Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.

@Master Bruce

That entire movie completely undermines Batman's entire mission and philosophy. Like it's just such a slap in the to the previous two movies and all the comics it draws upon. If you're going to Knightfall, do Knightfall, don't half-ass adapt Knightfall, No Man's Land, Heir to the Demon and however many other winks, nods and aborted arcs you shoved into that movie. I know he didn't want to make a third, but don't make it so obvious.

[Eddie Brock]

<Snipped quote by Inkarnate>

Blankman is one of the greatest superhero movies ever made and I won't have anyone tell me differently.

Now, if you'd have said Steel...

<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

Oh, I appreciate Batman & Robin for the cheesefest that it is and hold no ill-will against it.

Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.

Fucking goddamn Robin John Blake bullshit "orphan eyes" subplot...

@Master Bruce

Boy, this would be a bad time to admit that John Blake was one of the few things I unironically enjoyed in that film. I mean, sure, the explanation for how he figured out Batman's identity was whack, but I liked the idea that he figured it out; the idea that a young kid in Gotham -- and a young orphan at that -- would see through the thin disguise that always worked against "smarter" adults. And I liked the character of a young, idealistic cop who didn't know the whole truth about Gordon and thus couldn't understand the crusade against Batman.

I will grant that the "Robin" thing was horrendous fan service. Nor did the ending make any kind of sense, anyway. Bruce Wayne traveled the world and trained under fucking ninjas; Blake was just a cop. How the hell are those skills supposed to translate to being the next Batman?

(Otherwise, I'm totally with you that TDKR is a massive disappointment.)

[Byrd Man]

But don't you see? A hero can be anybody. Even a man who does something as simple as putting a coat on a young boy's shoulders, letting him know the world hadn't ended.

[Eddie Brock]

Also, a note to all aspiring filmmakers: You're not being clever when you introduce an "original character" with a vanilla ass name like John Blake or Dave TotallyNotKhan (or whatever the fuck his name was). We see through it literally 100% of the time. Gaslighting your audience when they figured out your flimsy twist isn't impressive.

[Retired]

Also, a note to all aspiring filmmakers: You're not being clever when you introduce an "original character" with a vanilla ass name like John Blake or Dave TotallyNotKhan (or whatever the fuck his name was). We see through it literally 100% of the time. Gaslighting your audience when they figured out your flimsy twist isn't impressive.

@Eddie Brock

Looking at you, Michelle Jones.