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Hidden 1 day ago Post by CitrusArms
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That is exactly why they're going to win.
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How can my wife, who is a servant of the goddess of agriculture, be so cold and indifferent to the cime that is wasted food!? That rice was meant for eating, not being splatted on the floor! D:


Cause she knows there is always more where that came from. No use crying over spilled milk, but telling Miyuki that would be grounds for instant bone rearrangement.
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I mean, nothing is stopping anyone from eating it.

Since everyone here is immortal, the worst that can happen is a mild upset stomach.

That or the cleaner-slimes won't be going hungry.
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I'm pretty sure Miyuki and Yumeiko can still get sick if they do something stupid.
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Well, think of it this way, if one of them gets bedridden, they get doted on by the healthy one.

Gotta work for those sick-days.
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Miyuki and Yumeiko aren't immortal, they're just not afflicted by death due to age. They can still very much die though, from a number of reasons that include, but aren't limited to:

- Violence
- Starvation
- Suffocation
- Dehydration
- Blunt force trauma
- Decapitation
- Bloodloss
- Truck-kun
- Explosions
- Magic
- Exorcism (Though this likely only appplies to Miyuki and not Yumeiko, as the latter is a divine fox and not technically a 'yooukai')
- Impalement
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I mean, nothing is stopping anyone from eating it.

Since everyone here is immortal, the worst that can happen is a mild upset stomach.


Dragons aren't immortal, they're just very long lived. They're also not so vulnerable to knights waving lances on horseback.
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Dragons aren't immortal, they're just very long lived. They're also not so vulnerable to knights waving lances on horseback.


So if Lilith picked up a lance and got on top of Eilidh's back, he'd be able to eat it safely? /joke
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So if Lilith picked up a lance and got on top of Eilidh's back, he'd be able to eat it safely? /joke


Knights on horseback were the second form of food delivery service in the old days.
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Immortal, and not invulnerable.
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Imagine not being immortal lmao
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<Snipped quote by Foster>

Knights on horseback were the second form of food delivery service in the old days.


You shouldn't eat too much canned food. I hear you can get all sorts or issues if you get too much of that tin or other heavy metal in yer system.

I also see Qaymu is a gourmand. Horse meat do be a delicacy after all.
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