Umbra Rose Condos

[CitrusArms]

I think you're going to get that question a lot.

[Expendable]

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Goddamned 1% dragons and your high-roller lifestyles, with your penthouses and private pool parties and treasure hoards. >:(

@Xaltwind

You should see my treasure hoard after the IRS got done with it. In the olde days, back when old was followed by an e, people feared and respected dragons. Now a simple stretch of the wings could get you shot down and labeled as a UFO, then hours of interrogation by the FBI about terrorist intentions and being a living, breathing WMD. Do you know what it's like facing down two idiots in suits knowing with one sneeze, you'd have something crunchy and good with ketchup?

That pool is my bathtub!

Likely the penthouse is the owner's apartment, so I'll have to make do with one of the dimensionally transcendent rooms on a lower floor - or even a sub-basement.

[Mistress Dizzy]

I'm playing a mermaid. It is written

[Dragonfly 9]

I'm playing either a naga/snake person, werewolf, cait sith(a sentient cat creature from Scottish folklore), or sentient jackalope/chupacabra. If a chupacabra, it'd be funny to see a sentient one having to act like a human outside the apartment complex(same with the jackalope and cait sith). xD

[Lemons]

Oooh, this looks fun. How'd you feel about an ancient higher vampire who was once a terror across Europe who then got trapped in her crypt by a vampire hunter for the last 150+ years, and for whom the whole queen of the night thing has lost its charm now that humanity has invented lightbulbs and video games and rum raisin ice cream?

[CitrusArms]

Ooh, ice cream with rum! We should be friends.

[Xaltwind]

... Is this vampire Toshino Kyouko in disguise? *eyebrow raising*

@Dragonydas
I forgot a very important question!

... How, uh... How do the monsters... Y'know... Get disposable income...? Like, are we gonna have to go out and get office jobs or work at MgRonald's or something to support our livelihood and pay rent...? xD

[Expendable]

It's my understanding that you buy your condo, but there are fees.

[Dragonydas]

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Blood banks and hospitals have to get rid of old blood, so there may be a "disposal service" that supplies the condo. Or they have live-in companions? Really, the only complication is if the vampire has been feeding off of drunks and have themselves become alcoholics. I don't want to imagine the AA meetings....

Perhaps for the werewolves, there's a bank vault or two downstairs. Livestock is brought in, put in the vault with the werewolves, and in the morning wash out the vault with a firehouse (good drains) and burn the remains in the furnace. I'd hate to be the one trying to break into the vault on a full moon only to find werewolves....

I've got an idea for a dragon, living in the penthouse on the top floor, overlooking the pool (which means there's an interstitial space the floor below for a mechanical room and the pool itself). Or maybe an indoor pool on the first floor to avoid helicopters and drones? The dragon wouldn't mind putting up some plants for a green space. Or are you going to be playing the dragon?

@Expendable

Nop. Not playing a dragon so feel free to do so. I'm going to play as a gorgon that is part of the staff, namely, the assistant manager. Most other staff will be NPCs.

[Dragonydas]

... Is this vampire Toshino Kyouko in disguise? *eyebrow raising*

@Dragonydas
I forgot a very important question!

... How, uh... How do the monsters... Y'know... Get disposable income...? Like, are we gonna have to go out and get office jobs or work at MgRonald's or something to support our livelihood and pay rent...? xD

@Xaltwind

Well, this place is mainly set up to protect the monsters, so there is no rent. Basic necesseties are also free, but if you want to indulge in the modern items that humanity has, then you need to get human money... or acquire said items other ways...

[Xaltwind]

Excellent.
Theft it is! 8D

On another note, how many (more) people are you looking for for this? ^^

[Dragonydas]

Excellent.
Theft it is! 8D

On another note, how many (more) people are you looking for for this? ^^

@Xaltwind

I'll probably do the IC tomorow. We already have enough people to start.

[Foster]

Tempted to do some sort of trickster.

So basically a discount-Loki.

In a hotel.

Full of monsters.

[Expendable]

Tempted to do some sort of trickster.

So basically a discount-Loki.

In a hotel.

Full of monsters.

@Foster

I remember this one trickster who basically put a trans-dimensional pocket in his cheek, so he could clear out an entire pantry in one settings. But if they were nice enough, he'd give them a year's worth of rations.

[Foster]

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I remember this one trickster who basically put a trans-dimensional pocket in his cheek, so he could clear out an entire pantry in one settings. But if they were nice enough, he'd give them a year's worth of rations.

@Expendable

I'm more the kind that points out you are using a masterlock 607, it can be opened with a masterlock 607.

[Dragonydas]

OOC is up everyone. Start posting your characters.

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