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As the girls began their whirlwind adventure, Jess followed side by side with Riley, staying visible in the frame of the lense. Glitching, that’s what the Hulkstan called it….she kind of liked that. ”The glitching that just kind of happens, whenever and wherever it wants to really. Don’t ask me why, all I know is this banging bod is pretty unstable apparently” Jessica slid her gloves up slightly to tighten them around her wrists, the last thing she needed was to accidentally jump into the body of her new gal pal, that would be a hell of an awkward conversation.

Riley was questioning her about her abilities; she imagined that this was a conversation that would be frequent during the early days of Mobius. As you spend more and more time with your classmates, it would only make sense to try and figure out how their powers or abilities could work in conjunction with yours; after all, this entire school was essentially the front for a competition to see who was going to be the universes next great superhero or at least that’s how Jess felt about the whole thing. Luckily for her, she knew that she was built more as a support player, so having to fight off potential rivals was a non issue for her. For the rock and roll queen the goal was simple, find someone worthy enough that she was willing to team with and push them to being the greatest superhero of all time. Easier said than done of course.

”Meh” The tattooed temptress began ”Ain’t nothing too painful or taboo for me to talk about, you hear that squad? I’m an open kind of girl” She winked into Riley’s camera for her followers before carrying on ”My fantastical origins are fairly basic. I’m an inhuman, got myself accidentally exposed to some terrigen mists and now I can walk through walls, become invisible and possess your body. Oh and the glitchy thing we were just talking about, that too. You almost died? You are telling me that story sweetheart, that’s badass”

As the girls mosied deeper into the towering monstrosity of the city in the sky, they reached a building which Riley ushered for them to enter ”The D stands for Do Enter? There’s a joke in there which I’m not not gonna touch” the pair entered the building and followed a long corridor down to a set of double doors which swung open to reveal the extremely heavy flirtation of Godly proportions.

”I dig it.”

@Fabricant451








Mid Cheetoh in mouth, Theo froze as a dazzling light burst through the door behind him. Instinct took over as she sidestepped out of the way and watched the ball of sparkles slam into a table. This superhero thing was getting weirder and weirder by the minute. The light soon faded to reveal a beautiful blonde girl who miraculously looked unharmed from le grand entrance she had just made.

Right on cue from behind an open door, Normie’s toothless face popped up, followed soon by his body, capped off my repeated hip thrusts.”Hubba hubba” The Goblin Childe mocked. For a dead 11 year old that was simply a manifestation of Theo’s growing psychothapy Normie has one hell of a libido.

The sick little fuck.

Theo blinked the tiny bastard out of existence for a minute and quickly scanned the room at the other students. They seemed slightly baffled and taken aback by the newly introduced Janet Lucasta. Clearly they had never been to a party in New York, this was a fairly tame entrance all things considered. The name Lucasta seemed familiar, he seemed to remember meeting a Lucasta at one of the Osborne family functions, the face slipped his mind but that wasn’t important in that moment anyway.

Deciding that he would be the first to break the silence, Theo finished the Cheetoh that remained clasped between his fingertips and brushed the dust off onto his jeans before taking a step forward towards the newcomer. ”Welcome to superhero high, Janet. I’m Theo, it’s a pleasure” He offered out his hand to the blonde for a shake. ”That entrance, I have to say was pretty fucking shway”

”Dude, McDungus. Ask her if she wants a Cheetoh. Chicks love that shit”

@Altered Tundra







Interacting with Riley@Fabricant451



”Nice to meet you, Riley. They call me Jess”

Bombarded with several questions at once, Jessica grinned at the overflowing enthusiasm that was leaking from the smaller girl. The rock chick moved her face closer to Riley’s phone and bit her plump bottom lip seductively. ”If you nerds want to see what I got, you’re gonna have take this girl from thousands to hundreds of thousands. Make it happen and I’ll make it happen, can you dig it my loves?” She winked to the many subscribers before returning to her full height. She offered her silk gloved hand forward for a handshake but pulled it back sharply when her quantum field began to displace. ”Sorry. I don’t have a full handle on this thing yet”

Jess was not any kind of scientist, inventor and really she wasn’t even that clever. After undergoing terrigenesis and becoming an inhuman, she knew that she would have to brush up on her smarts if she ever truly wanted to understand what happened to her in that cave deep in the rockies. The bare minimum she understands and even then that’s a stretch, is that her body no longer exists fully on the normal plain of existence. Apparently her cells a constantly displacing between our world and the quantum realm, leaving her literally torn between two worlds. If that wasn’t the premise for a rock song, it should be. It was only thanks to a connection her father made Berkeley University that Jess had any insight at all into what her powers actually were.

”You’d think a place this big would have a map or something. What do you say, Hulkstan, wanna go on an adventure with me and find where we’re actually supposed to be?”








The holy grail had been found….a tuna sandwich!!!

Theo sat on the walls edge, stuffing his face as he watched the Goblin Childe jam to the guitar solo playing in his ears. The quiet he was feeling inside would only last for a short time, he knew this but it was a small slice of serenity and he was going to make the most of it while the little bastard was quiet and enjoying himself elsewhere.

Mobius was an amazing sight to behold; especially now as the student body has begun to leave the confines of the assembly and their dorms respectively. The school grounds were starting to fill up with beings made of pure light, , mutants, inhumans, cockroach men and he was pretty sure he bore witness to a talking dinosaur in a lucha mask at one point. This was going to be a long strange trip but he was down for it, so was the Childe to an extent. This whole trek was about Theo learning to accept the Childe, to harness him and use him to become the most heroic Green Goblin that ever existed…or he could say fuck it and use what he learns to become a pro wrestler, either way it was a win.

As the song switched over The Big Tuna jumped down from his high wall perch, sandwich hanging from his mouth. The fall from the height of said wall would normally break a persons legs, Theo landed with all the grace of a pig in shit but he didn’t feel an ounce of pain, joy to the Goblin serum. He had some exploring but the need to be around others was causing an itch and you just gotta scratch an itch when it happens. Theo decided to head back towards 1A, he had little doubt that Ziggy would probably still be there and by this point others in their dorm must surely had arrived.

Stopping by a vending machine on the way, Theo grabbed some flaming hot Cheetos and a Hershey’s bar, boy had to eat. Sauntering up towards the 1A building, he entered with his collection of snacks and made his way to the common room. Ziggy was there with a handful of others and he waved, food in both hands.

”Sup all”










Being late was a way of life, not a choice.

Jess never had any intention of further education once she had finally graduated from high school in Winnipeg. The plan was to make a couple of indie documentaries, get them into some film festivals and then success would make the big wide world her oyster. However a cave dive, a few terrigen crystals and her trillions of quantum displaced atoms changed that plan!

Forgetfulness was a trait that she had apparently inherited from her late mother Patty. Jessica’s father had reminded her a thousand times that she had to be at a certain place by a certain time to get the shuttle for Mobius. Well she done did fucked that one up the poor girl. Luckily for her, she wasn’t the only one that was late. In the few months since she had activated her inhumanity, Jess had met a handful of other inhumans in the area thanks to her father's connections; one of whom was Thad Richardson, the all American jock type...in Canada, with the ability to fly. He was a lovely kid, little bit dim but nice enough and he was going to be joining Mobius too. Thad had also missed the transport by seconds so Jess decided to take a little initiative. She jumped into his body and took full control, pursuing the shuttle. Thanks to Jess’ power bi-product of supercharging, Thad shot off like a rocket at close to mach speeds, a shame she didn’t know how to stick the landing. Sorry Thad, you’re gonna be sore in the morning.

Emerging from her current host, Jessica swiftly placed her gloves back on and tapped the disoriented jock on the cheek like the golden retriever he was. ”Thanks for the ride handsome, I owe you one!”. Jess hadn’t been an inhuman long but she already knew how to use her gifts to her advantage. She sprinted off down the campus, going as fast as her legs would take her, having literally no idea where on Earth she was supposed to be going. Thad began ”...so then we were in the pool and she started taking her shirt off and...” he stopped suddenly. Wait this wasn’t the bus stop. This isn't even Winnipeg. What the hell happened? He brought his gaze upwards at the monstrosity of the future, Mobius. ”...woah”

Jessie stood out wherever she was, it was just a fact. She was gorgeous, she knew that and she dressed a little outlandish, maybe not now compared to potential alien classmates with three heads and four boobs but running around in vintage fashion was her jam. Today’s ensemble was simple, leather pants and a Fozzy vest with her faithful gloves to avoid physical contact and accidental body hopping; Scott Bakula never had that problem on Quantum Leap, it’s just not fair. On this fine morn her long flowing hair was dark, though she’d probably dye it again in a week, it was a thing.

Luckily for Jess, she had a friend in the assembly who had text her that she was to be in group 1-D with Ant Man as her mentor. Not her first choice but fuck it, beggars cannot be choosers. Knowing the assembly was finished, she decided that going straight to the dorms would be the best plan. She sprinted passed a delicious looking guy talking to himself and eating a sandwich. She noted that the building may have been a cafeteria, good to know. Accidently passing through a few walls as she gawked at the boy, Jess soon found herself on candid camera as she came face to lense with a short girl wielding the deadliest weapon on Earth, a cell phone.

”Oh hey. You’re a pretty little thing! Can you tell me where, 1-D is?”

@Fabricant451


Cheeky second character for moi:









@Stern Algorithm




”Well that was badass”

”I agree” Theo attempted to fist bump the figment of his imagination as they stood in awe of Ziggy’s abilities. It made sense now why the two may have been put together, with both of their gifts having something to do with sound.

In the spirit of sharing, the former baseball star moved over to his bags and grabbed one of the smaller ones, taking it over to the bedside table. ”That’s a sweet toy, here are mine” He unzipped the bad and emptied it’s contents into the table; tiny, marble sized jack o lanterns. ”These are all, essentially miniature explosives. All on a timer, expandable and I have a decent range with them especially if I hit them with my bat over there” he motioned to the baseball bat against the wall. ”They have different functions, concussive, incendiary, electro shock to name a few. I’ve been working on a sonic one, trying to harness my laugh but...sorry this is a lot...erm...but yeah, I tinker with this stuff, it’s kinda just intuitive. I’m actually quite dumb”

”Damn right you are” Normie began walking out of the open door. ”Bored now, gonna go fuck with shit. See you in the shower, hot roommate” Giggling like the school boy he was, the last son of the house Osborn ran from out of the dormitory and disappeared from view.

Theo cocked an eyebrow, Normie was even more of a pain dead than he was alive. It seemed like the dead just couldn’t leave him alone. ”It’s gonna be great getting to know you, Ziggy. We’re gonna have fun together” The absence of a voice in his head was always very brief but in those few minutes, Theo felt like himself again, he felt like the Big Tuna, like McDungus, he had many names but the one he felt like the most was his own. He felt like Theo Blanchard.

Wanting to make the most of the clarity, Theo awkwardly crossed his arms across his chest in an attempt at the Wakandan national salute and did a stupidly deep bow. ”I’m sorry, this really ain’t my thing but I’m gonna go, you know, explore, see what mischief can be made. I’ll let you get comfy without, you know, me...lurking….God I’m hungry...sorry...yeah catch you in a bit roomie” Swiftly, the New Yorker made his escape from the room, kicking one of his own bags and stubbing his toe as he did, like the absolute tit that he was.

In search of food, Theo placed his headphones back onto his head in time for the start of the next song on his playlist. The 80’s were his jam and he'd be damned if anyone told him it sucked. With the weight of the Goblin Childe off of his shoulders for a moment, he danced down the corridor and out into the world of Mobius, interested to see what else it had to offer.







Theo took off his headphones in time as his new roommate introduced herself. He was glad that she immediately informed him of a nickname he could use, he doubted he could pronounce her real name and he wouldn’t want to offend in the attempt.

”Wakanda? Badass...I’m Theo from...everywhere I guess?”

There was no customary greeting where he was from, well none that he would repeat in front of a cultured young lady like Ziggy anyway. He closed the door behind him and walked over to the other side of the room where his baggage already was situated. This was going to be an odd experience anyway but the immediate vibes he got from his new roomie was that whatever he was expecting, that could be thrown out of the window.

He glanced over to the far corner of the room and Normie stood there, thrusting his hips ”Dude, you gonna get busy? Huh? She’s hot in a she can probably kill you kind of way. Co-Ed dorms is fantastic a fantastic idea; too bad I’m dead. So many babes in this school!!” He catcalled with all the might his imaginary fourteen year old libido would allow. Of all the things the Goblin could have chosen from his subconscious to try and break his sanity, he had to choose Theo’s annoying little surrogate brother. He did his best to tune out the Goblin Childe by focusing on the faint sounds still coming from his headphones but the shadow kind soon found its way to the top bunk and was bouncing up and down like a baby kangaroo. ”DIBS”

”You can have the top bunk, Ziggy. I prefer being closer to the ground” This sort of thing was always awkward, meeting new people, the introduction process itself. It was especially frustrating for those of them who had honest to god superpowers. Theo found the best way to approach things was to just say it like it was, let the cards fall where they may. ”So, erm...fuck it. So I may or may not have a personality thing...I talk myself or..well to Normie but he’s not real. He’s a manifestation of my inhibitions and conscience, he never fucking shuts up so I have to tune him out by keeping myself busy. I really strong, fast and my laugh tends to cause people to have hallucinations. I like baseball, beer and building shit. Do with that what you will”

@Stern Algorithm







Three Months Ago...

It was a calm morning other than a slight chill in the air but that nothing out of the ordinary. The orange sun was rising slowly and it’s glorious warm light reflected off of Manhattan’s many cold high rises. New York was being New York and in a corner apartment in the shadow of the colossal Oscorp Tower, Theo Blanchard was being a complete and utter tool.


I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing”


Of course dancing around his bedroom in his underwear was nothing new, hell it had become Theo’s morning routine. He did have a lot to show off with great abs, a strong frame and a jawline for days. He held his beloved baseball bat like a microphone close to his body as he sang or screamed depending who you asked, to Right Said Fred’s 1991 banger. It was to be a busy day for Theo today, he had tests galore, a meeting with the guidance counsellor to talk colleges, he had baseball practice and dinner with his parents and the Osbornes! None of that mattered though, he was just too sexy.

”You are such a melt, McDungus”

Theo span and jumped back as he saw Normie Osborne standing in his doorway, laughing with his stupid teeth on full display. ”Get outta here turd before I break your face!” Normie was a cute kid and for the last little while he had become like the little brother that he had always wanted but never had. It was once thing he could say he gained from his parents' relationship with the Osborne’s. ”What are you even doing here?”

”You’re supposed to drop me off at school today, jerkzoid and you promised me I could sit in the front of your car this time and not hide in the trunk” The classic corvette was Theo’s pride and joy and was the outcome of three summers worth of odd jobs around the weirder parts of NYC.

Debating the truth of the curly haired brats statement for a moment or two, he put down the bat and moved deeper into the room. ”If I do, you have to keep your mouth shut, ok?” Reaching over to his desk, TB grabbed his keys and tossed them over to the youth on the other side of the room. ”Go get her started, I’ll be down in a sec”

Normie’s face lit up in a huge grin as he tugged in the ballcap Theo had gifted him last year. ”Shway”





”Present Day”

Theo sat towards the back of the auditorium, arms and legs folded, eyes half asleep as he gazed off into the infinite yonder. He had fully intended on listening to the Principal's welcome speech, most of him was looking forward to his time at Mobius; however it was that other part, the part that kept laughing in his head, the part that wouldn’t shut up, the lunatic was making very difficult to keep up. He was pale and the bags under his eyes were quite prominent, ask anyone and they’d think he was a dude bro suffering after a hard night of good times; the reality that he was trying to suppress the soul of a fucking Goblin would be lost on most.

As the teachers and classes were announced; Theo shook himself from his thoughts to reach under the chair and read his card ”1A, Kitty Pryde” He knew enough about the X-Men to know that Shadowcat was a badass, so having her be his tutor was cool. He wondered about his potential classmates, some were the children of legends, some of the gods, he was a baseball player with a split personality and a knack for building shit, interesting times.

As a small smatter of students applauded, Theo took his change to escape, being one of the first to leave. Keeping himself moving and occupied helped to shut him out . He put on his headphones and walked briskly towards the 1A building. It was a monstrosity not unlike his beloved Manhattan this Mobius Academy. Tall, garish buildings and a lot of busy looking folk, maybe this wouldn’t be so bad? Arriving at the dorms, he made his way up to his allocated room and entered it. Inside already stood a young woman, he did a double take of his card; was he in the right room? The dorms were co-ed? Damn.

”...hey…”

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