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6 days ago
Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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19 days ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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1 mo ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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1 mo ago
Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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2 mos ago
Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Looks like fun. Mark me as interested.
When those eyes reached Ilyana, a deep chill ran through her soul. Like the ocean drawing out all her heat, making her heart flutter for a moment.

"So, uh, I guess that's the one we have to fight?" she asked quietly. Prison and boarding actions quickly taught you to save your pain - falling apart would have to wait for later.

"Sorcerer?" she asked, trying to figure out if there was anything she'd got that migh work.

Welcome to the guild. Without new people, we'd have nobody at all.
@Tortoise - I've reworked Siri from before. She's a retired apothecary (witch) now working as a Wanderer cleric. I don't recommend snitching a cookie without leaving a copper in the donation box after service. Boxing your ears would be the least of your worries.

There were four of them, grayish in this half-light. Was this what she was, now? Why? Why would anyone bring her here and make her look like that? And for what reason?

The fallen pebble didn't distract them at all, fortunately. They were watching... gelatin? Well, it might look like gelatin, but it was waving tentacles and flashing a weird light, over and over again. Dit dit dit, dah dah dah, dit dit...

She moves without thinking, landing quietly behind the four and dashing between them, scooping up the gelatin creature in her free hand as she pivots, pointing her tiny blade at the four.

"Mine," Sam snarls, baring her teeth at them. A challenge, yes. Would they understand her? She couldn't be sure if she spoke English or whatever they spoke. Or if what she did was safe. Was this thing going to try to eat her? Maybe the four of them were staring with surprise at her for doing something so incredibly stupid.

But it flashed an SOS. If that man turned her into this, maybe he turned someone else from Earth into this light-blinking gelatin!

So what were these four going to do about it?

No, what was she going to do about it?

"Oh god, I hope this was worth it...?" she said, bolting for the nearest tunnel with her prize.
So, just to be clear, how far am I allowed to go to take care of the other goblins?
"Full" means you're at capacity. I wouldn't mind it if people would edit their titles to say "closed" or "cancelled" more often, but I've had a few ghost on me.
The miasma was thicker on the second level, not unlike the sickly sour smell of a sickbay after a long battle, with the stench of fear, charred and rotting flesh, vomit and soiled bodies. She remembers that smell all too well. Her stomach cramps - not as bad as before the battle, but this wasn't a good time, gritting her teeth as her sword slashes at yet another skeleton, only for another to appear in its place.

What was that necromancer doing? If Terilu could raise them, why couldn't he put them down? And what was the giant doing, or any of the others? If she knew magic, she'd be throwing around fireballs, destroying the miasma and the skeletons all at the same time!

"How..." Ilyana yells, knocking aside a spear jabbing towards her as her blade separated the owner's skull from the rest of its skeleton, "Is everyone? We having fun, yet?"
SUGGESTION: When a game has to close for whatever reason, I think you should include either a new Join Status or a tag that says "Closed".
"In our world," Jack said carefully, studying the bridge with concern, "When the wildlife grows quiet, it's either because it's about to rain, or they're afraid of something."

"Do you have rivals who would think it right to ambush you?" he asks Silbermine softly. "I wonder if we were to move back, if others would appear?"

"Ladies and gentlemen," he said, keeping his voice light as he bowed slightly towards the other members of the crew, "it is now the spot in this evening's program for you to prepare what weapons you have, as I feel the necessity of using them is nigh upon us."

Whoever was out there waiting, Hopefully they weren't too deep into their trap. But then he doubted they expected a walking, burning tree mage to land in it with them.

"Apparently, we are fated to live in interesting times," he shrugs.

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