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7 days ago
Current I got a notice from the 3-D Warehouse that someone liked my model of a prison cell desk. Whee.
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1 mo ago
@Someone 343 - try going to the Introduce Yourself forum (roleplayerguild.com/forums/…) and post a bit about yourself, the sort of games that interest you, etc.
2 mos ago
Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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2 mos ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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3 mos ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

-Baked onions are super-simple. Take an unpeeled onion, cut the stem/stump off so it lays flat on a plate, then cut it in half, have them have open-side up and add butter. The layers will swell up as it broils causing the onion to be self-peeling. Chop as desired or eat whole when done. 2-3 minutes on high plus a minute for each additional onion.


Sometimes I roast onions with the meat, no butter. Very tasty.


Christina

Zeppelin #27, Gondola



"Porca Miseria!" Christina spat, climbing up the ladder and running back to the engine compartment.

Once inside, she sprinted to the main panel and pressed the button for the compressor. With a belch of black smoke, it stirred to life while she turned the dial and began throwing levers. This wasn't going to be like the first time, the gas bags were already beginning to swell.

"You better have counted, cretino!" she yelled. Blowing the whistle for the speaking tube, she removed the cover and yelled into the horn. "Inflating! Get them aboard now!"

Outside, the zeppelin was already pulling on the ropes that secured it to the ground.



Christina

Zeppelin #27, Gondola



"Ware below!" Christina sung out, sliding down the ladder into the gondola, then eyeing the gold reserve through the window. "Are we done, yet? Because I need a bath, not this pitiful excuse for a shower, it's like being spat on. They must have a bath over there, don't you think?"

"Or has the esercito popolare managed to sneak up on us?" The mechanic asked, raising an eyebrow. "Surely I am not the only one who wants to get clean?"


sorta surprised we don't have someone like this lurking around.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/erma/erma-sprinkles/viewer?title_no=170650&episode_no=3
Sorry guys. Have been in bed with a cold since saturday. I'll post one I feel better.


Get well soon.


It's a pity it's just a bar for humans....

But then it would be hard to find sphinxes for security.
They start off as human but they can become a fantasy race in the dungeon?

Are there restrictions on what races you'll allow?
Qaymu


Bldg 1, Restaurant
@Lemons - Velvet : @CitrusArms Yumeiko, @Xaltwind Miyuki, @Dragonydas



Qaymu sighed, tipping over his king.

"Ladies," he said, rising as he tucked his pipe into his smoking jacket. "Please excuse me. Gremlins just get worse the longer they're left, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to interrupt our game, Velvet."

With that, he strolled out of the restaurant, heading towards the restroom. Once safely ensconced inside a stall, he hung up his smoking jacket and began his spell. His human appearance faded away as he began to shrink until he was the size of an action figure. Unfolding his wings, he few up to the ventilation grill and tore a hole in it, slipping inside.

"Well," he grins toothfully, "Let's find us some gremlins."
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