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In Avalia 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Time: Morning
Location: Campsite, Outskirts of Roshmi City
Interaction: @Helo Bowyn, @Tae Kenia, @Dezuel Elthrael, @Alivefalling "Vaeril", @Howlsofwinter Zephyrin



Darius has listened quietly as the arguments between Elthrael and Keni continued, but then Bowyn was drawn into the bickering as well. Back and forth. This and that. The shared goal of the group was being muddied by their varying motives and goals.

He sighed. It was better than speaking up and adding more fuel to the fire… They were at best, a dysfunctional ragtag group. If this was what the rebellion amounted to then Darius was right not to pick their side. Aklenroth was the tyrant of this story, but at least he was not doomed to fail. If Darius was going to risk his life to help the rest of his kind, then it was only natural he pick the winning side. Avalia was not his world, so he wouldn't meddle where did not need to.

Destroy the DROMs and this will all be a dream…I just have to deal with these guys being assholes to each other. Oh… lucky me.

When Aklenroth feigned weakness and leaned against a tree, Darius grunted and shook his head at him, at least until he presented the choice of sticking with him or leaving him behind. Darius pondered the decision presented all the while observing his current company. He watched Kenia pass with an unnecessary wave. He frowned. Why?! Why are elves assholes? He then watched as she whispered to Bowyn. At least those two got along, but it wasn't enough.

Next, he glared up at Elthrael who had something in his sights before looking to Zephyrin who was pointing at smoke in the distance.

"I'll stay here. Vaeril and I will meet you all at the port or whatever… Might even beat you there if he sobers up. Right Vaeril?" Darius crossed his arms at his chest with the mournwine bottle still in hand. His eyes now on the smoke billowing into the sky from what he guessed was a fire in the distance. Friend, foe, or natural occurrence, he held no fear of it. Only curiosity.


Time: Evening
Location: Dump
Interaction with: Angel @princess



"Yes, quickly." Sean agreed as he started roaming the dump on his own. He kicked around random junk and scanned the ground for narrow wheel tracks.

Nothing… Wait! Sean spotted some movement in a large black trash bag. In the distance. Even if it wasn't Remy, someone seemed to be trapped within.

"Hey Red, I think I found something over here!" Sean approached the bag that seemed to move more as he approached. He quickly tore open the bag with his hands, only to be met with dozens of rats pouring out of the bag filled with spoiled meat. His eyes widened as he jumped back, startled. So startled he quickly fired three shots at the bag of rats. "Fuck! How the fuck… Forget it. Did you find anything?"

Sean turned to face who he had assumed was Angel approaching him, only to find a well-dressed blond bearded man walking side by side with a gorgeous well-dressed brunette woman.

Sean sighed.

"Good eveni-..."

"Thought you had me fooled bloodsucker. Time to die bitch." Sean sounded less enthused this time, his expression cold. This time he fired he drew and fired. His sudden action rewarded him as he hit the male's shoulder as he attempted to move out of the way. The round contained Chemical V and the pain of it slowed him enough for Sean to focus on the female. She attempted to immediately rush him in a zigzag pattern as Sean continued firing onehanded. He reached for his belt and pulled out a flashbang grenade just in time to intercept a strike to his chest with it "Ha!" He let out as the impact of her punch detonated the grenade and caused him to fly several feet away.

The ringing in his ears and the almost triple vision was intense. He could barely get himself off the ground from being so disoriented. He grunted as he forced himself up and tried to get a grasp on his senses. He knew his two friends were in worse sorts due to their amplified senses. He managed to reload his pistol as he trudged forward to find the woman writhing and moaning while tightly closing her eyes and clasping her hands over her ears. This time both hands on his weapon for accuracy.

He fired two rounds to the chest of… at the man who was leaning against a broken refrigerator. He had been recovering too fast to be considered for capture. Too dangerous. His eyes fell on the woman. Two more rounds were fired. One for each knee cap. She screamed in pain. Her prey had left her in such a vulnerable state. Blind, deaf, wounded, and alone.

"Almost had me, bitch. Almost..." He took out a syringe and injected the woman in her thigh before moving over to take a seat on a large gutted out speaker. "I bet you have a goon or two attacking Red… They're dead for sure." Sean was very aware of Angel's preference for hunting.

Time: Afternoon
Location: Apartment #405
Interactions: Charlotte @Crusader Lord



Dante stared at the thermos for a long moment and then stared at Charlotte. He raised an eyebrow had her suspicious words. No offense, but not a chance after all that. Dante shook his head and raised his hand politely. Ash made her way over as if she would take the coco if she could. It was time to go to the Circle. Whether or not Maeve was there didn't matter much. He wasn't pursuing a trial, but he chose not to share that with dear old Charlotte just yet.

Dante wrapped a gentle hand around the young woman's left wrist while holding up his free hand. In a blink of an eye, a black beaded bracelet appeared on Charlotte's left wrist and Dante's free hand. Dante gave a friendly smile before striding towards the door. As he created a distance of two meters from Charlotte, she would feel a tug on her left wrist. A tug from the bracelet. Dante turned back, hoping she would understand with a jingle of his bracelet.

She had been cuffed.

Scott, Floyd, and Kyra


“Nigga are you dumb or stupid?” The light-skinned woman with lush decently long black hair and quite the voluptuous figure said to Floyd with anger in her tone, her foot stepping up and down on the hardwood floors of her apartment indicating that she was fed up with him.

“Kyra look…wait..don’t these mean the same thing? I mean I’m just saying ain’t you suppose to be smart” Floyd retorted to the girl as he put his phone down.

“Floyd…” The only word she said as she leaned over, her cleavage almost in his face so close he could get a lick if he wanted. “Floyd..come here, baby.” Her hand outstretched and took Floyd in an embrace placing him against her firm package as she kissed him. Then leaning back she slapped him across the face.

“Ow damn what the fuck is your problem.” Floyd said rubbing his face.

“You!!!! Nigga you!!!! What the fuck do you mean?! You pissed off Cornelle Lincoln, then had Darius drop you off here!!! My house! Mine!! Not yours, not yo mamas, not yo potnas me!!!!! God damn it.”
“I told you I fucked him up, I got powers now baby we good! We finna get some money, buy diamonds, and run shit! I just don’t know how to use em all the way, but I mean in time.”

“Time” Kyra clapped her hands together in frustration. “You don’t have no damn time, matter-fact until this blows over. I’m your new boss, your power coach got it! You don’t listen and I’m calling Cornell myself and I will drop your ass off myself!! Ugh you don’t fucking think damn it Floyd, alright we’re going to fix this, well I’m going to fix it and your gonna listen to what I’m saying cause I already told you what’s gonna happen if you don’t Fuck.” Kyra was frustrated and sat down clearly ticked off with Floyd’s reckless actions. Going on her instagram until she found Scott’s instagram shooting him a message. {{Hey big man, I need a hero}}. After sending that message and waiting a few moments she initiated a video call to his instagram. She’d just updated her profile picture to a more risqué one showing off her figure on purpose hoping to use it as a trap to lure in the telekinetic hero for hire.

It took a few seconds, but Scott's smug face appeared on Kyra's phone. He appeared to be outside.

"Aloha! Only a few women can stop me mid-flight. What's up?" Scott greeted. He looked down at the street far below him for a moment while he remained steadily levitated.

"I'm glad we certainly couldn't talk if men had the same effect on you." Kyra jokingly teased to her Hawaiian hero. "But listen handsome you know how we jooooke sometimes about meeting up but were just soooo far away. " Kyra paused to let her words linger in the air. Floyd was in the back-ground rolling up a blunt of herb with a stank look on his face to hear his woman talking to another man with such a provocative tone, MOST ESPECIALLY a GOD DAMN WHITE MAN the nerve! This Bitch!!!!! Floyd thought to himself in a high pitch tone as he was licking the corners of his grape blunt sealing the ends of it. "Well, now I really want it us I mean baby...I need your help really need your help. Not in the bed-room I mean not yet that's not what I'm paying is what I'm saying. What do you think handsome?" Kyra asked in a curious yet playful & provocative tone.

Scott appeared to listen with a smile planted on his face. He had recalled messaging Kyra on occasion and scoping out her page at least once.

"Hold up." Scott said as he landed on the rooftop of a convenience store. He took a seat on the elevated ledge, unintentionally getting the beach into view. "Are you trying to see me or are we doing business? Because I can fly you out here. Get a taste of paradise… If it's business, I need you to get to the point. Please." His face suddenly became serious.

Kyra paused to ponder what he was saying. Maybe I should let him pick me up. I mean he has control of his power, a real job not selling drugs & being next up in the rap game, and he does look better than Floyd with his chiseled chest..naw Floyd gets on my motherfucking nerves but he's there for me when it counts. A flood of emotions and thoughts had streamed through her mind with what Scott said but she decided against it. Although her man managed to raise her blood pressure to the point it was boiling she knew Floyd loved her and cared about her when he wasn't getting superhuman black disciples to eradicate her. "A little bit of both baby, but it is business. " Kyra picked up a stack of blue hundreds on the table wrapped in a rubber band, her money Floyd had just happened to make it for her. She proceeded to flip through the stack of bills on the camera. "See Business I've got some money for you, I just need you to fly your sexy ass out here to get it. Like I said I really need a hero honey and not under the sheets. I've...well I've got a god damn problem and your the only one who can solve it. Will you do that for me? Me and benjamin please?" Kyra requested biting her lip and licking her lips suggestively after she finished speaking.

Scott's face remained neutral. He hadn't gotten this far by just taking a job without money being mentioned.

"It's nice to see that Benjamin is involved... Am I able to ask what you're wanting me to do? And where?"

"Well I wouldn't expect you to take a job without pay. I like my men responsible after all, can't let a man haul me off to the bed & beyond that's not focused on a check."

"AYE!!!!!!" Floyd retorted causing Kyra to mute & pause the facetime and turn the phone around.

"Niggaaaa what?! What?!!! Do you have amnesia or do I need to remind you of our agreement! I do, and you listen"

"Kyra I remember what you said but you out here waving my motherfucking money infront of other dudes, talking all sexy and shit and-"

"And what Ughhh" Kyra moaned placing her two hands on her forehead and rubbing down slowly massaging her head to deal with the added stress Floyd was adding to her life by once again not listening which never seemed to work out in the history of their relationship, and probably his whole life. "I know what I'm doing okay, I didn't say shit about you flirting with uh what's her name My'vie, Kyvie, whoever the bitch is and had your hand not caught on fire Lord knows what you were planning to do Floyd."

Floyd immediately went quiet, forgetting that he'd been on face-time with his girlfriend and forgot to hang up moments before he ran into his flaming hot literally neighor earlier at his apartment. "Okay....okurrrr you've got a point a really good one, you right do you thang I mean you ain't been wrong yet." Quickly catching himself and thanking God, Allah & spongebob nothing the situation with his neighor hadn't escalated further earlier this afternoon.

Unpausing the face-time and getting back to her conversation she flipped the phone around to unmute & unpause the face-time as Floyd sparked up the blunt. "So very sorry one of my bitches was calling me and she said it was urgent. But it wasn't just wanted. to run her mouth about nothing back to you Scotty. Well, I've got 4 grand for you and the ticket covered if you'll just come out here. It's really nothing too much I just got an aggressive dude I need you to handle and he sorta has a litttttttle bit of superpowers but I mean it's nothing YOU can't handle right?" Kytra said in a suggestive & teasing tone, trying to make Scott feel big to make her problems seem small in comparison.

"Pfft! I can fuck anyone up for four grand and a free vacation. You gotta promise to give me a tour" He stood up in excitement at the opportunity. He didn't even question what the person's power was. "Just hit my inbox and we can set up the flight. Then we have business… Oh and you can tell your man I don't want you like that. I heard dude yell in the background." Scott shook his head and ended the call right there and then.

"She takes my money! When I'm in need! Yeah she a trifling, friend indeed! ooooh she a gold digger, wayyy over town that digs on meee." Floyd song the Jaime Foxx hit in the background as Kyra hung up.

"Are you done? " "Yeah..No..Yeah.." Floyd said sheepishly as Kyra pocketed her phone and walked over to sit next to him.

"Good don't call me a fucking gold digger, if I remember correctly youur the one that said you wanna be the man of the house and take care of everything, besides you spend so much time at my house you need to be paying a bill half of the utilities come from youuu." She pointed a finger in Floyd's face who rolled his eyes.

"Ok then answer me this riddle Kyra, why are you giving this dude on Instagram four grand, I'm trying to bite my tongue forreal but what the fuck." Floyd hit the blunt a few more times and passed it to Kyra who hit it several times allowing the marijuana to flow into her system.

"Because dummy you said you copy powers, well he's got a power. Not only does he have a power I know all about it because I follow him on instagram. So I'm feeding it to you, you need to learn that power, your slutty neighors power, metal niggas power, and even your little Ghost trick and whatever else you can find. And most importantly your going to have to learn how to use the powers whenever you want not just around them or your useless. Now my man isn't useless is he" Kyra teased as she put her hand in Floyd's lap suggestively and grinned.

"Oh...okay..damn you were right..fine I don't wanna hear it please." Floyd practically begged upset that once again Kyra was right. She smirked passing the blunt back to Floyd who hit it few times. "Wow you think I can do all that?"

"Think I know Floyd, because one if you don't I'm gonna sacrafice you to metal nigga because I'd prefer not to get my face re-arranged just because you couldn't think to stop at walmart or the mall or anywhere really as a decoy, and two nigga you better what the fuck kinda question is that nut up!" Kyra proclaimed not wanting to hear any excues from Floyd.

"Ok damn fine, you right babe" Floy said in agreement passing the blunt back to her. Taking a few drags her eyes started to redden as she leaned in to hug and kiss Floyd.

"I know I am and that's alll I want to hear you say before you ever even in a smalllllll millisecond think in this world or the next to open your big head and say I'm wrong just remember 99.9 percent of the time that's an incorrect statement. You seem like you're stressed out though and that's NOT a good thing cause you need to focus. But I know juuust what you need baby." She smiled putting the blunt out and locked eyes with him. "Ooooh not you don't wanna argue huh, ok lay back babe. I want you to remember what your gonna be missing if you can't get your damn head together and learn your powers." Floyd grinned and laid back on the couch he loved when Kyra wasn't getting on his nerves.




In Avalia 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Morning
Location: Burning Forest Outside of Roshmi City
Interaction with: @Tae Elsea, @Helo Cade, @Potter Corvina



@Tae Elsea @Helo Cade

In the very next moment of the two facing each other, the illusion meant to inspire distrust vanished. No wicked faces, no darkness, and no… oh the flames. Those were very real. Elsea had only been responsible for the single spot where a harmless flame danced beside her. Corvina however….
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@Potter Corvina

Cora fired fireball after fireball striking her target Linnet with precision. Linnet seemed to brush the attacks off, but soon a grunt escaped her, then a groan.

"Is that it, Corvina?!?!" Linnet was surprisingly arrogant. She couldn't even strike back at Corvina, not anymore. Corvina was right, she had been better than her almost everything. Linnet did excel at something, however.

As flames kissed leaves and bark in the clearing… As attacks that appeared to hit soared deep into brush, tree, and even beast…

Linnet excelled at pulling everything out from under Corvina and making her look like the fool. That's why Umber chose the brat over anyone or anything else. She was Corvina's ruin. Soon there appeared to be no sign of Linnet, just the tamed and controlled ring of fire.

"Goooood…. You proved her wrong, young Corvina… You truly are better than her… Better than her at…." Corvina's surroundings were suddenly filled with nothing but burning trees and vegetation with black smoke billowing into the air. "...ruin."

Perhaps I found too much enjoyment with that one… Too bad that she has been claimed by another… First that Darius with Malgormuun, and now this one… Still, I favor Elsea.
Scott

Honolulu, Hawaii
Interacting With:





Hours after the beach ball incident.

Scott was vibing to some opera music playing through a single airpod as he levitated a large statue of a happy nuclear family into the newly reconstructed city square that he had aided in building for months.

"Niiiice…" He said with a smile, but not at the statue, but at his phone screen that floated in front of him while he used both hands to guide the statue in place with his power. "Superboy Rhymes, thanks for that epic super chat! Unlimited powah! If only I could shoot lightning too! Aaaaaaand there! Look at that!" Scott had set the statue down.

Moments later after ensuring he was paid for his work, Scott crouched down dramatically as his phone orbited around him before he took off into the air, flying to his next destination.

"That's always epic!" He shouted to his audience. "I think it's about time King Scott did a world tour! Maybe I'll actually get a cool villain somewhere on the mainland."
In Avalia 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Morning
Location: Burning Forest Outside of Roshmi City
Interaction with: @Tae Elsea, @Helo Cade, @Potter Corvina



@Tae Elsea

Umber's elven form burst into flame, but he did not appear to be in pain as the fires slowly charred his skin and burned away his clothing. He simply smiled at her with glee.

"Don't you worry, Elsea. I will see you sooner than you think… Maybe if I appear as an ally, you will accept my offer? The feline perhapsssss." His body withered away as nothing but the flame remained. At that moment Cade arrived wearing a very very familiar smile of glee.
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@Helo Cade

Cade made it all the way back to the clearing that was the campsite. The fading voice of his late brother antagonizing him with each stride he took. The smell of burning wood had filled the air as he approached. His senses did not deceive him… at least not entirely as he watched Elsea summon flames around the perimeter of the campsite that would keep him outside it while the bushes and trees burned in a raging fire. A crazed and sadistic look was painted on her once so delicate face.

They need to die, brother… Like the undead, they do not belong. Their purpose is only to destroy. Shadow's voice whispered within Cade's mind.
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@Potter Corvina

Cora hesitated as the line of flame fired at her. The flames did no harm but the flash of fire disrupted her field of view. Then something quite interesting happened…

SMACK!


Like the hand of God, Linnet's bare palm connected with Corvina's face in a hard downward strike.

"Bitch! You stupid..." She smacked her again. "...orphaned…" This time a straight punch with the same hand "...bitch!" She pushed Corvina with enough force to make her possibly stumble and fall.

Linnet scowled menacingly before backing away. "How about a true test of magic since you can't scrap to save your life… literally by the way." She tried to keep up a serious face but chuckled in her hand. "Let's see who is the best, dumpster baby. You…" Linnet's body erupted in flames, her body now appearing to be one with her element. "Or me!" She held her arms out and performed a mock bow for her adopted sister.

White House, Washington D.C.

In the face of countless cameras and journalists prepared to deliver truth to the press, United States President, Donald J. Trump stepped out confidently to the podium on the stage. He was ready to address the citizens of the country.

"Good evening. I, President Donald J. Trump would like to address the American people tonight on a very new development concerning the empowered people in our country. As many of you know, many of these empowered pose a danger to our fellow citizens. Our children. Our brothers. Our sisters. Many of them possess very dangerous abilities that threaten our national security, but I come to you with what may be the first step towards a solution."

"We have successfully developed a system to test individuals for abilities... And we will begin federally mandating the testing of every single American citizen, effective immediately. This is in hopes that we can get a handle on the empowered and prevent massacres like the school in Florida." He began to loosen up a bit now. He could now riff and truly be passionate with what he was about to say next

"Very tragic thing that happened in Florida. Very tragic. And you know that if the democrats in the house. Nancy Pelosi and her democrats- if they hadn't blocked the registration bill, none of this would have happened. All of these crimes and death would have all been avoided. All of it. They say there are good ones, but I don't see any. Where are they? The only thing I hear is about how someone used their abilities to do harm."

"If there are good ones out there, they need to join our government and help stop these other freaks and monsters. Otherwise, they might as well be accomplices. That's just me. Every American has the duty to do right, so I don't see why that wouldn't apply... powers or not. Now I will not be taking any questions at this time. I'm very very busy. My Press Secretary, she can answer all of your questions." He gave a quick nod before exiting the stage. A barrage of questions being asked as he departed.
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