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Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
5 yrs ago
Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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5 yrs ago
Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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5 yrs ago
Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.

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"If you say so." Skarsneek teased and shrugged his shoulders before clearing his throat.

"But really, if you get in danger, holler out." He spoke much more earnestly to her and tapped her shoulders playfully. "I'll be right there."


"Hmph, you don't have to say that. You're part of our team now. We're expected to help each other. And don't you think I'm some defenseless maiden that can't pick up her own weight in battle!" She put her hands on her hips, scowling.

Even though Skarsneek's intention might be noble, Lunatea's own bias against him made her think he was just being his usual braggart, macho self.
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"Hey, looks like we're working together." Skarsneek opened his arms and smiled at the wererabbit and teased her. "Try not to get too distracted, wouldn't want me to pull you out of trouble, would we?"


"Distracted?" She sent him a glare, crossing her arms with a huff. "Who do you think I am? I always take fights seriously, you know. I might be a scholar but that doesn't mean I don't face my share of danger going out there exploring ancient ruins."




Lunatea couldn't help but think the gremlin was looking down on her. But since she didn't have any proof, she decided it was probably just a flash of her imagination. But then, thinking how gremlins were back in her homeland, she wouldn't be surprised if she did. They were the kind of folks who'd look down on anyone who couldn't appreciate their genius.

She opted not to join them on their trip, which was more than fine with the wererabbit. A sudden new member on a mission would just slow them down since they wouldn't know of her capability in combat. And besides, like she said, she couldn't bring all that heavy mechanical stuff with her.

"Try not to scare the locals," Lunatea warned as she walked away. "They don't like monsters like us and they certainly won't like your machines either."

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"We're actually heading out to look for Yurine." Takeshi answered the Wererabbit before voicing his concern. "I won't stop you from exploring the island, but you do realize we're in the middle of an invasion, right? Even if the settlements and shrines around here are still intact, traveling to them will probably get you a bad encounter with the Varjans. You may be a yokai, but I think it's too dangerous to be just roaming around."


"Hmph." The wererabbit huffed with her arms crossed. "If it were just a bunch of ordinary Varjan troops, I think I can handle it just fine."

"Why don't you come with us? You can go sightseeing while on the way." He offered to Lunatea. It would also be quite convenient for him since he could keep watch of the yokai and make sure they don't get into any trouble.


"Sure, we can do that," Lunatea answered. "Beats staying here, doing nothing. I've recorded all the data I could from this place."

She glanced at the young lord's entourage. She was happy that she would be with the sisters again but the same couldn't be said regarding the presence of Skarsneek, whom she quickly gave a cold stare towards.

Suddenly, a flash of light came from the pagoda in the center of the temple complex. Lunatea, not knowing that it was a place where new members of the Taskforce got teleported to, gave Takeshi a questioning and worried look.

"What was that? An attack?"

Only after Takeshi explained it to her did she calm down. Another new one, huh? Just how many people this Taskforce is going to have?



When they entered the pagoda, there was indeed a person there. Someone new, and a monster, just like them.

That shortness… Takeshi said she's a dwarf but to be more correct, she has to be—

Too late. She was already offended.

"Pleased to meet you. My name is Lunatea Vern Farnsworth, a Wererabbit." She gave a polite bow.

Her gaze quickly landed on the mechanical arm she possessed. She was somewhat interested in it, not because she was a fan of machines or magitek, but just because it was part of Gremlin culture. Back at home, her race certainly didn't use anything like it. They preferred to utilize magical tools instead, objects imbued with magic by the usage of runic magic.

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When Liliane summoned a cow to break up the fight, Lunatea could watch in befuddled silence. No, really, she was out of words to describe what just happened. She opened her mouth, ready to say something, but quickly closed it back.

No, it's not… it's not worth it… She shook her head.

"I may be able to produce scrolls that can let duels take place without causing lasting injury to either side. It could be good for us to understand how each other fights." Io spoke up suddenly. "But it is not the time nor place to do so." She added, giving the few 'voice of reason' Task Force members a slight nod.


"That would be useful," Lunatea replied with a similar nod. "Clearly, we'll need a full bundle of those, knowing just how… hot-tempered some of us could be." She glanced at the guilty party before rolling her eyes.

After her dinner, the wererabbit retreated to her futon in the barracks and began writing down in her notepads. She had a lot of things to jot down if she were to publish a book about this island one day. With her stomach pressed to the futon, and her legs swinging up and down, the scholar started her records.

Naturally, her dress quickly rode up in the process, showing off her cute butt and black panties to any onlookers nearby.

In fact, for the rest of the night, as she fell asleep, the dress and panties worked overtime to show off her assets. They knew how much their mistress desired a mate and so they reacted appropriately.



The next morning, Lunatea woke up with a yawn and a stretch. Sleeping on a thin mattress like that (she believed they called it a "futon") wasn't that good for her back. Still, it was nothing she couldn't handle.

After having her breakfast, she decided to take a short walk around the shrine. It was when she saw Takeshi, along with the Hangai Sisters and Skarsneek.

Hmm? What are they doing over there, gathering like that?

Walking up to them, she gave them all a greeting.

"Good morning," she said with her usual formal manner, eyeing every one of them. "Is something the matter?"

She still remembered what happened yesterday and wondered if that little drama had resumed.

Placing her hands on her hip, she said, "If you guys aren't going anywhere, I'm actually thinking of traveling around to visit the nearby settlements and shrines. Part of my research into this island."
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Renee's eyes narrowed with displeasure when she learned that the old man didn't know the ingredients to a transmutation fluid. How couldn't he? It was one of the most basic concoctions one would learn to make as an alchemist! Now she began to doubt the quality of the transmutation fluid he would give to her.

When Aldin arrived, Renee and Lanus's attention were momentarily locked on him. But before they could speak a word, the man already decided to leave.

"Well, he sure is in a hurry!" Lanus remarked with a smirk. "What? Does he not find the aroma of this place agreeable?"

Renee clucked her tongue in disagreement. As an alchemist, she was all too familiar with all manners of odd smells and scents. This place's odor was nothing she couldn't handle.

"Oh, he'll be joining us on our mission?" Lanus spoke, scratching his chin. "How curious. I wonder how well he handles himself in combat if he can't even handle this smell."

When the old mechanic gave the red liquid to Renee, the fae gave the bottle a good look, making sure there weren't any signs of abnormalities on the liquid.

Huh, it looks perfectly normal… Maybe it's fine after all…

Well, let's try it.

The fae took out an arrow from the quiver resting on her back. It was kept secure to the rest of her body by a simple sling rope. It pressed her green shirt tightly into her body, pushing her small breasts outwards, making them more noticeable. Lanus taught her to wear her quiver that way, saying that the spot between her breasts was the most secure place to have her rope in.

Opening the bottle, she sprinkled the red liquid into the arrow. Closing her eyes, she focused her magic into it, gripping it tightly.

A light breeze burst forth from her hand, making her hair, cape, and skirt flutter. She opened her palm, revealing a wooden bird chirping and flapping its wings.

The tiny bird took off, flying around her head for a little while before perching on top of her right ear.

"That's enough. You may return to your original form."

With another soft breeze, the bird transformed back into an arrow, which she readily caught before it fell to the dirty floor.

Storing it back in her quiver, she said to the mechanic, "Thank you for your help." She gave a small bow. "I'll make sure to repay your kindness later."

And with that, the two left the workshop, heading to where the rest of their party would be.
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”The main lab is on the south wing, go down that hall there. Can’t miss it, you’ll know by the smell.” Ruecian said, lazily waving them off as they made their way.


"Thank you for the information, kind Sir," Lanus replied with a short bow.

"The smell?" Renee raised an eyebrow. She decided not to ask any questions. Perhaps he just meant the usual alchemical spell you would get inside an alchemy lab from all the chemicals laying around.



After walking for a little bit, the two arrived in front of a peculiar door. It was completely out of place with its lavish surroundings, being covered in strange strains and rusted markings. As Ruecian had stated earlier, a pungent odor had also emanated from the entrance to the room. If one had to describe it: it would be the scent of burnt rubber, mildew, and cigarette smoke. Along with a bit of bourbon.

Hmm? This isn't how an alchemy lab is supposed to smell… Whoever's running this place, they must have not kept the place well. And really, smoking at the job? Renee thought with a scowl as she rested her hands on her hip.

"Now now, don't be like that, my dear Renee," Lanus chuckled. "It's not our right to criticize the master of the place. Maybe he doesn't run his lab like you do but that doesn't mean you get to say it to his face."

"I'm not going to say it to his face," Renee retorted, glaring at her boyfriend.

"Really now? Knowing you, you inevitably would." He smiled. "So please, just hold that sharp tongue of yours back."

Lanus was the one to open the door. And what he found behind was indeed something Renee would find quite… unorthodox, to say the least. One side of the room did have the look of a traditional lab, tables covered in beakers and test tubes. They contained various liquids and viscous substances, some being heated and chilled. The other side, however, was revealed by an ajar garage door. This part of the room contained numerous types of machines and gadgets scattered around everywhere. Along with them were countless cigar buds and a few bear cans.

What the… why… why is it combined into one room like this?! Renee shouted in her mind as her mouth hung open.

Lanus was the first to notice the tan-skinned older man in the corner of the room. With his usual confidence, he made his way to him, only to stop when the device he was tinkering with blew up in his face.

”Eh? Oh, you kids must be the new guys! Name’s Johannes, what can I do for ya?”


"Greetings, good Sir." Lanus gave his usual bow. "I am Lanus Retily and the beautiful fae girl over there is my ladyfriend, Renee Terfiel. We're asking if we can purchase some of your supplies. Renee there is an alchemist and she can use some ingredients that you may have."

Lanus then walked over to Renee and put his hand on her shoulder. "Well, it's your turn now," he whispered. "Tell the good man what you require."

Renee, now snapped out of her thoughts, turned to face the old man. "Y-yes, I would like to see if you have any transmutation liquid with you available. Failing that, I can also do with some Transhomn berries and Milkuree roots." She, of course, was capable of synthesizing the liquid herself, as long as she had the raw materials.

As he spoke, she eyed him up and down in an inquisitive, almost judgmental way. Clearly, he was the owner and caretaker of the place. He didn't seem to look like an alchemist though. He belonged more inside that garage with his machinery.
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Listening to Scarlett's rant, Lanus had to stifle a laugh. Ah, what a frank little lady she was! For a moment there, I thought I was listening to my dear Renee! He stifled another laugh at Ruecian's reply. Clearly, he wasn't a stranger to a personality like her!

Renee, on the other hand, somewhat disagreed with Scarlett's statement. But she didn't think it was worth it to voice said disagreement. That woman clearly had made up her mind and there was nothing she could do to change it.

Beginner or not, a danger remains a danger. She doesn't understand just how terrible the miasma can be if she thinks we should just stand around not helping because we're new. The people there need our help and not helping is just a sign of cowardice.

Still, I don't think that's what she really believes. I think she's just the type that likes to criticize others without rhyme or reason.

But, I can certainly agree with her belief that men should be above beasts…

Lanus then heard Einer's reaction to her rant, which he quickly agreed with wholeheartedly. "Well said, my dear bard! Such a powerful spirit in a pretty lady—I have to say, I'm falling in love with her all over again!"

This, naturally, led to a cold glare from Renee.

The duo then followed Roze as part of the group going to the Necropolis, back to the lobby. When they arrived there, Rue asked them to make their preparations before they departed.

"But of course!" Lanus replied with a smile. "Come, Renee!" He glanced at his partner. "We have to make a visit to the alchemy labs of this place!"

Renee nodded. As a magus who specialized in alchemy, she could do a little shopping for sure. Mainly, the liquids she would coat her arrows in to transmute them into birds.
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Lunatea gave a disapproving glare at Yuki's teasing. She seemed to have way too much fun seeing this forbidden romance develop, even though she knew it could lead to a disaster.

Still, what she said was right. If Alice were to keep up what she was doing, the humans would learn the truth sooner or later of course.

Only for Alice to start flirting with a completely different person instead.

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W-w-what? What is she doing? Why is she—

Lunatea's jaw fell when she saw the girl rubbing her hands all over Gringor. How shameless! A monster is supposed to be loyal to her husband!

"You…" She narrowed her eyes. "You really are something, alright…" She whispered under her breath.

Kerry then offered to join their group. Good. I don't think I can handle being with her, she thought to herself.

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When Gringor rejected her, however, the wererabbit let out a short laugh before smiling towards Alice, almost like a jealous ex-girlfriend would.

Still, she quickly regained her bearings, resuming her usual stoic look.

Hinami barely managed to notice Skarsneek whilst in the middle of gorging herself on tonight's dinner. She turned to him, still chewing on a fish bone. "Mmhhf, hhmmfgh! (It went well actually!)" In place of what she was actually saying, all Skarsneek would hear was muffled nonsense. That was fixed after she took a large swallow.


Lunatea ate as she normally would, with a proper table manner like her parents taught. As such, she gave a disapproving glance towards Hinami. Though she quickly let it go, focusing her attention on her tea instead. It was surprisingly delicious despite being prepared by the ways of this foreign island.

"Luna especially was a really big help! With hers and my sister's combination spells, the enemy never even saw it coming.


Hearing her brag about her accomplishments made the wererabbit smile a little. Even if she liked to think she wasn't a proud monster, being praised like that definitely gave a nice boost to her ego.

She put a finger to her chin, still processing thoughts. "Oh, and we recused this really plain looking woman from a barn. She was so scared of sister that her yell scared the birds away, so Luna had to carry her back!"


"Yes, unfortunately, it will take some time until she becomes more… cooperative." Lunatea chimed in.

Atsuha then made her way over to Skarsneek, after which she began rubbing his chest and placed her arm around his shoulder. "Dear lover, I do believe you mentioned earlier about feeding me tonight? I'm here now, and waiting~"


Lunatea glared at Atsuha for making such an obvious flirtation in front of her. Yet she said nothing, opting to grab a bite off her meat instead.

No, she wasn't jealous. She was just annoyed, that's all.

Her face turned sour as Kerry tried to promptly put a stop to Alice's flirting. "Kerry-san, I know you're a hornet or wasp, or whatever, but must you be such a buzz kill? From my understand that poor girls been through alot, so why not let birds and bees be free? Let her indulge herself for tonight." Atsuha then dawned a mischievous smile. "Or perhaps there's a bit of envy welling up inside of you?"


Her glare at the jorogumo only intensified hearing those words. Putting her hands on her hip, she then said, "Envy or not, it's unwise to indulge in such things freely, especially around these many humans. I'm not some prude who's averse to sexual advances but Alice's way on doing it was unnatural, even for us monsters. For starters, why would she chase after two men at the same time?"

"I saw a couple of Zombies outside the temple. Are they part of the taskforce too?"
"No, I heard they were the thralls of the Lich one. Made from Varjan corpses, or so Ayu says."
"Well if I die, she can have my body. That's probably the only way I can be useful against the Varjans..."
"Mmm, be careful what you wish for."


Her sharp ears picked up on the conversation the men were having. To think they would be willing to sacrifice their bodies for the sake of their nation… they're more open-minded than I believed…

Perhaps it's not that bad if they know that Alice is having a relationship with their leader…

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As both mamono prepared to strike with the technique they had learned in their own ways, they would find that Shizuka had instantly appeared in between them.

"Infighting among taskforce members will not be tolerated. If you've disputes, take it up with me." He said in a solemn tone. He looked at both of the fighters for a moment, noticed the little bit of blood that was dripping from the high orc.

"Besides, neither of you look like you're in any condition to be fighting right now. Perhaps we could all talk this out in a more civilized manner?"


When Shizuka suddenly appeared amidst them, she let out a sigh. Finally! Someone with some sense! Approaching him, she gave him a greeting.

"He's right." She looked at the guilty party with a frown. "If we fight against each other, how can we expect to stand against the Varjans? If you wish for a duel, then don't do it now. Do it later when you're more in fighting shape."
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She turned towards Lanus, giving him a small shrug. "I never know what's going on in her head..." She paused, looking back up for a moment. "Probably thought the sunlight feels good up there."


"The sunlight?" Lanus raised his eyebrows, scratching his chin. He looked up the tower, cranking his neck so he could see the mage. "Hmm, interesting," he mumbled to himself. "Is it an effect of her alchemical curse or is it just a quirk of her personality?"

"Renee, was it? Don't worry a thing about it." she answered to her apologies on his behalf, then turned to Lanus himself. "How sweet, thank you - but don't think for a second that your own pretty eyes will protect you from the lightning of the gods if you try that with me again." she said with a smile and in a nonchalant tone. There was no bad blood, just a friendly warning that Asterope was not the kind of Lady to suffer unwanted advances.


Lanus shrugged, still keeping his charming smile. This wasn't the first time his advances were rejected. Or the hundredth for that matter.

"Just zap him if he annoys you again." Renee stated with folded arms, giving a glare at her boyfriend. "Don't worry. He can take it."

She wasn't lying. The man was far more capable than she was at fighting miasma abominations. A thunder or two wouldn't bother him.

"Oh, how cruel, Mademoiselle." Lanus replied to Asterope. "I am simply introducing myself, that's all. After all," He grabbed Renee with his arm, dragging her into a hug. " I already have her to warm my bed at night."

Renee could only respond with a blush.

He turned to Aldin first, as his concern was the most personal. “Ah, yes, of course. Aldin, you’ve my promise that your mother is being provided the best care the Tower has to offer. That being said, please do visit her in the infirmary before you set out. You’ll find it further down the hall on the west wing when you exit this chamber. Our apothecary is tending to her now.”


Renee raised her eyebrows. His mother is here? And she's being treated by the Tower? Is that the reason why he's willing to come here?

It reminded her of her own reason to come. Lanus. She just wanted to be of use to him. Even though he offered her a normal life, she rejected it, wanting to be by his side instead, as a fellow Reaver. She couldn't just leave him on his own as he fought those abominations.

No. It wasn't just that. She desired revenge as well. Against those creatures that had taken everything from her.

She gave Aldin a sympathetic look, giving a silent prayer that her mother would recover.

“As for what that man you passed in the hallway was alluding to…I’m afraid that’s a bit more complicated. We’ll go over that in a bit.”


Renee huffed. No one cares about him!

As for whether team assignments will be permanent or rotating, that’s something you’ll have to work out amongst yourselves. Within this group of fine magus, I understand that some of you know each other already, so perhaps more often than not you’ll want to sortie with them. Or maybe you’re the more outgoing and social type, and are enticed by building rapport with new people. Whatever the case may be, I’m hoping that you’ll make the best call when deciding which missions to take up.”


Well, I'll always be with Lanus, that's for sure.

Lanus, on the other hand, was already thinking about which pretty lady he would like to team up with, eyeing them one by one with his sharp, elven eyes. Particularly their… features, so to speak.

“Hmm, I was honestly expecting more questions out of all of you. But, I guess I should expect as much from a group as focused and resolute as the one before me.”


No need for unnecessary questions. We're here to do our job. Nothing more, Renee thought to herself.



Out of the options they were given, Renee only had one choice in mind.

Necropolis.

The fae gritted her teeth. She would not let anymore people fell victim to the scourge of the abominations.

She looked up at Lanus, wanting to know what his choice was.

"Heh, you want that one, don't you?" He smiled, pointing at the image. "Well, I'd say we take it. They would need our expertise after all." He winked. He knew better than to go against his stubborn ladyfriend. When she decided on something, it's really unlikely she would change her mind on it.

Still, it would be difficult. He'd prefer her to do easier jobs but it would wound her pride if he were to leave her behind.

Well, he'd just have to protect her then.

It's a shame it would mean that they wouldn't be going with those two beautiful witches though.

"Once you've assembled your team for this 'Necropolis' assignment, call for me, I'll go along for it."


Hearing Aldin's words, Renee decided to tell him that they would be on the same team. But before she could do that, he was already on his way to the infirmary, almost as if he was in a rush to go there.

Of course he is. His mother is there after all.

She stopped herself from calling him out. There would be other opportunities for her to speak with him.
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