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A Perpetual Motion Engine of Anxiety and Self-Loathing
Bio
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
I will say, no one's preventing you from making such an app for one of these Gotham-based characters...
...but yeah, in the past, there have been occasions where EVERYONE flocked to either Gotham or New York, and it does bare mentioning once we start getting a number of people all expressing intent to base out of there. Especially early on, before numbers round the game out.
It's a fine balance.
Just like it's worth mentioning other characters exist when we start these games and we get four apps for Spider-Man, five for Batman and only twelve people total at that point expressing any interest in the game.
There's a difference between raising the point and giving a hard no, though. Feel free to give it a crack.
As much as I always advocate for people to not all group in Gotham, if you want a female anti-hero with powers from the city then Poison Ivy would be your gal. And her sort of feminism and almost eco-terrorist outlook would suit the era.
Look at this motherf***er man-splaining feminism...
Orson Randall, Older than Dirt (b. 1890 - kept young by the chi of Shou-Lao the Undying) Protector of K'un L'un Adventurer, Former WWI soldier
"Solemn the drums thrill: Death august and royal Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres. There is music in the midst of desolation And a glory that shines upon our tears.
They went with songs to the battle, they were young, Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow. They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted, They fell with their faces to the foe.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn..."
- From 'For the Fallen', by Laurence Binyon
Character Concept
In the late nineteenth century, revolutionary scientist/mechanical genius Phineas Randall, deemed to circumnavigate the world in his colossal airship. With an incredible stroke of fate, Phineas crashed into the mythical heavenly city of K'un L'un during the brief window where it aligned with our dimension on Earth.
Healers did their best to save the life of Phineas wife, at that time eight months pregnant, but were only able to save the child. Their new son, Orson.
Phineas was brought before the Yu-Ti, the Dragon Kings and the Gods of K'un L'un as they demanded an explanation for his desecration of the Holy City and asked what he could offer in recompense. Presumably unable to pay, Phineas was put to work.
Meanwhile, the son, Orson was left to roam the streets, the outsider often getting picked on by local children. Until Lei Kung the Thunderer saw potential in the young boy. His spirit was strong. He had become hardened to their bullying. The Thunderer took Orson Randall into his tutelege. He began on his path to find The Way.
So much so, that when the Heavenly City next reunited with the Earthly plane he chose to stay in K'un L'un of his own volition. All he knew was there.
Over the next cycle his mastery of the martial arts slowly became more refined. He was a naturally spirited fighter, but was more of a blunt implement than most. As many young students of K'un L'un would learn to counter with flow, Orson would find a way to persevere through spite and grit. He seldom met a challenge he couldn't bear down on and break face first, and in those instances where he did, he was generally resourceful enough to shift marginally and just change the point of attack. For that had always been enough.
So much so, that Orson Randall had been able to sweep through the field in K'un L'un's tournament for the right to face Shou-Lao the Undying. A fight that would bring the young man face to face with a real dragon; a being of fire, fang, myth and magic.
Still the young man was able to best this challenge, and in doing so, would plunge his hands in the dragon's heart and become the next IRON FIST - PROTECTOR OF K'UN L'UN. For whatever that would mean. The city was an oasis hanging between dimensional planes, aside from the occasional attack from H'ylthri, which generally even the farmers could make short work of themselves.
The time had come, once again, for K'un L'un to realign itself with the Earth. This time Orson would be sent out into the world, to round out his learning. A twenty year old child, left to discover the world beyond the walls.
Orson had an adventurous spirit, and managed to find others of a similar mind. They formed the Confederates of the Curious, and would travel the world in Phineas Randall's airship doing many great things.
But then, one day, the 28th of June, 1914, a bullet stopped the clockwork mechanics of the world.
Gavrilo Princeps shot the Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
In a month to the day Austro-Hungary declares war on Serbia.
In four more days Germany declares war with Russia.
In two more days Germany declares war on France.
Less than forty-eight hours later Britain declares war on Germany.
And a man born off world, for violence, jumps into the fray. His will, as with his fists, like unto a thing of iron!
But iron, whilst strong, can be brittle... and for as strong and imposing a force of will Orson possessed, even those closest to him could see that he'd never mastered the flexibility. The flow. For proper balance.
And so, when the mechanist's son entered the meatgrinder of the trenches in The Great War, he snapped under the sheer weight of death and darkness of man's violence unto man.
This was the man who would return to K'un L'un as the dimensional planes shifted. A man who trudged a different walk and smelled richly of drink and the poppy. Drenched in the desire to forget. A born and trained fighter who had seen too much fighting.
But he must fight. For now has come the Tournament of the Heavenly Cities! The contest which determines the divine mechanics of the Heavenly cities and their intersection with the Mortal plane!
But he has seen too much violence, too much fighting. And so the Iron Fist of K'un L'un refuses.
However, refusal is not an option. The Immortal weapons of the seven cities are sent to bring forth the Iron Fist of K'un L'un and force his participation...
But then tragedy.
Orson Randall, sharpening rapidly out of an opium-induced haze from the surprise attack on his person and the chi of Shou-Lao ever-flowing through his chakras, inadvertantly killed the Immortal Weapon of K'un-Zi!
Such a crime could only have one sentence, but when Lei Kung the Thunderer was sent for the execution he found himself unable to kill the drunk, drug-addled wretch which Orson Randall had become. He went back and told the Yu-Ti and the leadership of the Heavenly cities it was done. That Orson Randall, once the Champion of K'un L'un was gone and would not be back.
With K'un-Zi left without a champion the tournament was delayed until K'un Zi could produce a new one. K'un L'un was left without dimensional cycling back to Earth until such allowances could be made to restore K'un-Zi's honour.
Orson Randall was indeed gone. He had fled with the Book of the Iron Fist. In his drug-addled state he foolishly believed this theft could prevent the cycle of violence that was the legacy of the Iron Fist from coming to pass. Of course it could not, it was just a book. A text made of dragon scale and "Immortal ink". The egg still in the tomb of Shou-Lao the Undying remained and continued to gestate.
Orson looked to keep himself hidden. For whilst K'un L'un would not be in the celestial clockwork, he was hated by ALL of the seven cities. He kept himself sedated and withdrawn in a series of opium dens throughout the Orient, lest any sense the mystical presence of the chi of Shou-Lao the Undying.
He dreamed away the Second World War, a Civil War and afterwards the First Five Year Plan of the Maoists. As China implemented a Great Leap Forward the dragon within stirred in a way it hadn't in years.
Orson Randall awoke to a new nightmare.
The chi of Shao-Lao the Undying broke his slumber, he sensed a new dragon had been born.
But that shouldn't be possible unless...
The Heavenly Cities were once again realigning with the Earth for their Tournament.
But that would be none of Orson's concern, except...
This new Chinese leader, this Chairman Mao. He had been destroying Buddhist temples, and monuments of various faiths all across their lands, which they considered to include from the Pacific, across the Mekong to Tibet. The CCP had heard legend from monks who spoke of an Immortal Heavenly city which would breach this plane of reality periodically.
But he was just one man, and this was an army, and he'd seen such violence already.
But just as always the words and wisdom of Lei Kung the Thunderer and he new he couldn't turn his back on his people, the Heavenly Cities and their ways.
This is one man's path to inner and outer peace.
The Way of the Iron Fist.
Key Notes
Roughly 1890
Orson Randall is born through mystical means in K'un L'un after his father's accident.
1900
Orson Randall turns down the opportunity to escape this strange world as the dimensional planes first realign.
1908
A young Orson Randall wins the tournament for the right to face Shou-Lao the Undying. Defeats the Dragon. Becomes Iron Fist of K'un L'un.
1910
Orson Randall is sent out into the world, to further round out his experience and learning on Earth as the dimensional planes once again realign.
1910-1914
Time spent Adventuring. Confederates of the Curious.
Mid-1914
World War I kicks off.
Late-1914
Orson Randall enlists in World War I for Her Majesty's Army.
1918
Conclusion of World War I
1920
Orson Randall returns to K'un L'un as the dimensional planes realign with Earth.
1921
Communist Party of China founded.
1927-1937
Chinese Civil War - First Phase.
1939-1945
World War II. Orson Randall not present, spent most of his days in various opium dens.
1945-1949
Chinese Civil War - Second Phase. Republic of China driven out to Taiwan.
1951
The Seventeen Point Agreement for the Peaceful Liberation of Tibet is signed by representatives of the 14th Dalai Lama and the Central People's Government of the People's Republic of China. The situation surrounding which this document was signed will not be described here...
1958-1962
The Great Leap Frward (the Second Five Year Plan) is implemented by the CCP.
1959
1959 Tibetan Uprising quashed. A rebellion broke out as rumours abound regarding plans to arrest the Dalai Lama. 87,000 Tibetans killed. 2,000 Chinese killed squashing the Rebellion. The Dalai Lama managed to flee to northern India. The aftermath saw thousands of monks arrested and or executed, and monasteries and temples looted or destroyed.
1966
The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution is launched by Chairman Mao Tse Tung of the Chinese Communist Party. Between August and November 1966, eight rallies are held before over 12 million people, in which Lin Biao called for the 'Destruction of the Four Olds' (namely customs, culture, habits and ideas), in the resulting revolutionary fever Red Guards destroyed, laid siege to the Temple of Confucius in Shandong as well as other significant tombs and artefacts. Libraries full of historical and foreign texts were destroyed, books burned, statues vandalised. Temples, churches, mosques, monasteries, and yes, even cemeteries were closed down, often looted or destroyed. Many members of the clergy were arrested and sent to camps, Tibetan Buddhists were made to watch, and often forced to contribute, to the destruction of their monasteries at gunpoint.
The house is chaotic. Helen and Brian Connolly had brought their sons Dennis and Sean to her father's for Christmas and for once the big, empty house was abuzz with life.
"Dennis, get off your behind and help out!"
Or the Connolly family's approximation of it.
Dennis was laying back on the lounge listening to MP3s with headphones on. He rocked forward and pulled out his left plug.
"Where's Sean at? Why doesn't he have to help out?"
"I didn't ask Sean, I asked you. Now get up and set the table."
Dennis got to his feet and trudged into the kitchen to get the plates and cutlery, whilst his mother wrestled with the turkey.
Meanwhile, downstairs in the basement a grandfather and his grandson were in the midst of an historic transition. Fitting, with Christmas being a day for tradition in so many households.
Few like this family, though.
Sean stood silently and respectfully in a long, skin-tight blue, yellow and red outfit with a large gold eagle emblem emblazoned upon his chest whilst his grandfather approached holding an oak box, a little over a foot in length, horizontally in front of himself.
This was a day he'd waited quite some time for. He'd put so much work in, proving himself with years of hard work and an exemplary record of long standing good ethics. Today was the payoff. The perfect 40 yard spiral in the Championship game after months of throwing it through tyres. The beachtime bod after the thousands of situps. The graduation with honours after years of cramming and long nights spents putting in the work.
Goal, hard work, payoff.
His grandfather opened up the long box and removed the Golden Rod with the small eagle emblem which he'd long ago metalworked onto the base of the handle as a younger man. Once more feeling the weight of the powerful item in his wrinkled hands. He smiled, both out of memory for what the pair of them had been able to accomplish over the years, but also out of pride for his grandson.
He held the Golden Rod out and Sean took it in his grasp. He held it aloft and a bright golden light glowed from the end, growing brighter and seemingly sending all shadow in the basement scurrying away, helpless from the seemingly omnipresent source of light in their midst.
The pair's smiles grew wider as they watched as Sean gaped in wonder at the amazing light show the grandson was able to put on. Alan began to wonder if this display was even brighter than he was able to get the Rod to shine, even at his greatest peak...
"HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!"
Laughter echoed from the top of the stairs.
"Man, you look like a tapeworm in that getup. Spandex is NOT flattering, and you can see EVERYTHING..."
"Get out of here, Dennis!" Barked Sean.
"It's not Spandex. It's A-Q-Fiber. An engineered aramid fibre type which combines the external heat resistence of Nomex and the ballistic capabilities of kevlar." Alan corrected, scowling at the black sheep.
"...and the spandex properties which allows you to see the full outline of his meat and potatoes. Ha-Ha! You look skinnier than me in that! What was the point of all those pushups and weights in football just to get around looking scrawnier then I do?! HA HA HA!"
"I DONOT look skinnier than you!" Sean barked back, pointing at Dennis with the Golden Rod in one hand and cupping his genitalia selfconsciously with the other.
"Sorry 'little bro'." Standing up from his hunched over position at the top of the staircase and spinning around showing off his own snow jacket. "It's why I wear this kind of stuff. Can't tell where the coat stops and the me starts. I could be anywhere in this. You'd never catch me wearing anything like that..."
"Well, Dennis... Nobody's asking you to." Alan spat back venomously. The words stopped the older grandson in his tracks and he turned and went back up the stairs and left the pair alone.
Alan adjusted the suit from where it had bunched up around Sean's shoulders.
Sean opened his mouth to say something to his grandfather, only gor the older man to cut him off.
"I know. I know. It's just a big moment for you and I won't have him--." The older man stopped and composed himself. "He'll get over it."
Later on the assembled family were all gathered around by the Christmas tree. Sean back in his LHU letterman jacket and Brian Connolly dressed in red, with a hat and fake beard years beyond the time everybody in attendance had ceased believing in Santa Claus, periodically firing off "Ho Ho Ho"s (perhaps more similar in delivery to Long John Silver than any traditional portrayal of Father Christmas, as Dennis had noted, to considerably more good humour and mirth than his appraisal of his brother's outfit) and distributing the presents from under the tree.
"Aaaaaand here's one for yooooou, Dennis! HO! HO! HOOOOOO!" His father said.
"Thanks, but now you're sounding more ghost than pirate or Santa... Ahhh you'll hit the right note eventually, Pops." He said, taking the large rectangular box covered in green and red Christmas wrapping.
He tore the paper clear and removed the lid, revealing an old surplus, fleece-lined aviator's flight jacket. It had a set of wings on the pocket, was two sizes two big, just like most of the clothes Dennis chose to wear.
"Awww thanks Ma, this is perfect!" He got up and gave his mother a hug.
"How'd you--? Alright... AND your father. It's a gift from the both of us."
"Sure, Ma." He said, in acquiescence.
The gift giving continued, Alan getting some jazz records from Dennis and some kind of modern newfangled coffee machine which wouldn't see out the year. Sean received a football jersey that had been taken around the lockerroom and signed by 50-odd players of some pro team or another, and socks from his grampa (because his 'real' present came before). Cufflinks which he'd seldom use for Brian, along with a flask which would see only a little more use. And Helen received a vast number of smaller gifts, which somewhat showed who tended to be responsible for collaborating and finding the 'big' gifts.
Christmas would go on a little longer before most of the family would pile into the Range Rover, and head on home. Leaving Alan Coghlan's home as painfully quiet as it had been since Margie's passing some years ago.
Alan made a token effort to tidy up, and then truly feeling the emptiness of the house, decided to go to bed and clean the house proper in the morning, when the absence of family would be less felt.
This Year...
Dennis pulled his fleece-lined aviator flight jacket tightly around him as he looked over Lost Haven from his chilly perch atop the Chambers Building. He'd spent much of the night ensuring that many of the city's homeless safely found their ways to the shelters which were more heavily funded and resourced this time of year. It was plenty cold and nobody should go without a good meal in them at this time of year.
Violent crime seemed to dry up somewhat immediately around Christmas, but that didn't leave him without people to help. Along with the homeless, self harm situations and suicides were generally high around this time of year. A time for family is often a bitter reminder for those who have lost theirs, or feel they have. As he pulled his jacket tight around himself, Dennis felt his own losses again. He sighed and saw his own breath in the cold air.
So much of this, being the Aquilifer, extends beyond just punching villains and stopping muggers. Grampa started this believing he could be an inspirational figure. A beacon of hope for people, to strive for more. To believe in betterness, both in themselves and the world around them. A sense of renewed hope. And sometimes it was difficult to figure out just how to be that. It took a sort of lateral thinking beyond the normal, the sense to find new ways to use almost inconceivable power and project it with that sense of purpose.
It seldom came naturally.
He looked out over the city. He'd filled the shelters and soup kitchens. No muggers out and about. No world destroying villains. No bankrobbers. Maybe he could call it an early night... or maybe even go down and give some local tourists a thrill. He looked straight down the building at the people directly below and saw the lights.
The Chambers Building had a series of green and red lights all up the side of it, on all four sides. Shaped in the form of great big Christmas trees on every point of the compass, overlooking all the burroughs of Lost Haven. It was another nice little thing the city would do this time of year. He looked up at the telecommunications antenna and smiled.
On the city's streets below, Maria Rodriguez tried to assemble her three kids for a photo in front of the Christmas tree in Sherman Square with the iconic Chambers building in the background. She'd repeatedly try setting her phone's camera down on a solid surface and scurry over to try and wrangle the children with varying degrees of futility.
"You kids! We're never going to get this shot for your Abuela! Now this time, come in and behave!"
She went back to the phone and was disappointed with the results again. A fair-faced young woman was walking past and saw the woman struggling. She reached out for the phone and offered to help.
"Salud! Gracias, oh thank you, Senorita! Thank you so much. Can you get the tree and the Chay-mbers in the background too, please, Miss?"
Maria got back in line with her kids. The young lady had a look at the phone in her hands. It was a good modern smartphone. Unlocked. Possibly even had internet banking attached... Almost certainly had personal details that would have been valuable for--
"Thank you again, Senorita! Now, you kids, don't you waste too much of this nice young lady's time!"
The young woman stopped and smiled, she framed the family up in the photo with the building and tree in the background just as she'd asked, watching the family closely to make sure none of the kids squirmed or pulled untimely faces. She took three shots, just to be safe so that the hurried mother could pick her favourite to send, and then held the phone out for Maria to come and take it.
Maria rushed over and took her phone back to look at the photos and thanked her again, checking the kids were all behaving. The younger woman said "That's more than fine." and turned to leave, before she heard Mrs Rodriguez' exclaimation.
"¡Mis cielos! ¡Un ángel!"
She turned curiously, to see what the older woman was talking about. Then realized it wasn't just in the photo.
There was murmuring all around, and she turned to see what was receiving all of this talk of the divine and saw it almost instantly.
There was a star atop the Chambers Building Christmas tree.
She squinted to penetrate the bright light and recognized it immediately. The same angel who saved her life the day the Hounds came for her. They had killed one sister and the other had selfishly fled without any regard.
He'd saved her and set her down safely without a scratch, whilst he soared over the city luring the killers away.
The whole city was seeing the same angel she'd seen on that day. A tear fell on her cheek.
Far atop the city, Dennis balanced atop the telecommunications antenna, setting the Golden Rod to shine just as bright as he could get it to go and laughing joyfully, his flight jacket flapping wildly in the winter night.
But Dennis didn't feel cold at all. Not this night.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when through yon meth-house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; Apparatus were strewn around, shattered without care, And the chefs and muscle-for-hire were equally impaired; Bones fractured, men broken, all unconscious as if snug in their beds; And doubtless concussions from the bell-ringing delivered to heads;
Whilst up on the roof, wrestling with his grappling gun and poor aim, Stood a familiar Vigilante, more satisfaction than shame, The grapple hook missed its target, he curses, as the hook gives its clatter, With nary a thought for the preceding violent splatter. The hook breaks through a window with an audible SMASH! And sighing, he takes it, swinging on the line in a flash,
The moon catches his teeth as he flashes a grin, Another night's toil; he laid waste to sin, The scar tissue on his knuckles throbs without feeling, A meagre comparison to the drug den of felons left reeling, He swings down to a car; awaiting without plates, Looks like any other, further attention; it seldom rates,
More rapid than an eagle his car swoops round a corner, Frustrated and with lane changes, he lays off the horn, a "Now, You bucket of bolts! You clunker! You lemon! Let's hightail it out of here! The gas has been stepped-on!" Came out of his voice with a mechanical twang, Designed to mask any and all familiar pangs,
He downshifts, now comfortable that he'd put in enough space, And that 'Cooktown's Finest' had not given chase, He would park once again and seek the high ground, Patroling his city for any crime to be found. Later, another twinkling, can be heard on a roof The grapple hook followed, by thick-booted hoof.
Once more he aims grapple-gun high, it strikes a skyscraper's gilding, With a smirk, he hits auto-recoil, and flies up the tall building, He was dressed all in black, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all matted with blood, dirt and soot; A bundle of 'toys' he had flung on his back, But t'were tools of violence, resting within his pack.
His flashbangs would twinkle! Nightsticks, how merry! When brought down with a CRUNCH, they'd leave quite a cherry! His droll little mouth was light up with a leer, Catching the moonlight when his violence brought cheer; It would contrast so richly with his balaklava's dark pitch, He'd attack from the shadows, knock em flat out, but for a twitch.
His head on a swivel, from his perch he surveyed the dark night, For the other types of malevolence that would feed upon fright, A mugger, a rapist, or signs of drive-by; What other's would seek to avoid, he instead hoped to spy. A flash of his grin and a twist of his head Gave proof to the fact he saw something we'd dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And checked his pack's presence; then turned with a jerk, And grasping his line he descended to a more suitable perch, His eyes flashed to once again find the target of his previous search; A well practised descent, he dropped; soft, silent as a cloud, Darkness fell upon muggers like a pitch black shroud.
A mechanical growl, and before they could flee-- “Ho Ho Ho! Forget 'All'. Merry Christmas to Me!”
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.</div>