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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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It was horrible, Dennis was muttering barely coherently. The Vigilante kicked the bottom of the door until the old man finally opened up. He carried the younger man with his torn flight jacket, who was covered in cuts and abbrasions.

"mmm-mmm mmm-oo mmm-t..."

The Vigilante put the new Aquilifer down on the lounge in Alan's living room.

"mmm-mmm mmm-oo mmm-t..." He muttered again.

"Sssh-ssh... It's alright. You rest for now, Dennis. You've been out there for hours." Coghlan said, his concern for his grandson shining through, before turning to the man in black. "You too, can I get you anything? Coffee? Tea?"

"I'm fine. My rest was carrying him here. You just watch him til he can get back out there. This is a long way from over." With alien ships still filling the Lost Haven skies, he stated the obvious. He stretched his back with a crack and then walked back out the front door.

"mmm can't mmm-oo it..."

"What was that?" The old man rushed to his grandson's side. "What did you say, Dennis?"

A tear ran down a swollen eye that was lightly blackened. The younger man rolled gingerly away on to his side in shame, turning his back to his grandfather.

"I'm not ready. You were right. I can't do this... I'm not ready." He mumbled, giving voice to one of the older man's greatest fears. In a few moments he would pass out from exhaustion.

The Golden Rod would fall from the unconscious young man's grasp.





Now...


"It's... *HFF* ...the last... *PFF* ...one now." Dennis grunted, as he lowered the last car onto the stack, blocking a side street.

"Great. Just in time. Because we have incoming..."

The three stood in the middle of the road as an onslaught of flying alien vessels whistled past from overhead, shooting up the street and cratering the bitumen with energy weapons.

"So... any kind of plan?" Dennis asked nervously, as he shielded them from the first pass with a construct from the Golden Rod.

"Always." Smirked the Vigilante. "Protect the building where your grandfather used to work..."

"Got it!" Flux looked at the man in black quizzically.

"And I don't think it'll be necessary, because they'd hit too many of their own people, but..."

"But what..?"

The Vigilante sighed out of concern for if it came to it. But contingincies. Always contingencies.

"But if they decide to drop any more rocks from above, I don't want you making out like Icon. Don't try and catch the thing. Use that fancy metal spoon of yours and just deflect them out to sea, 'Kay?"

Dennis just nodded, and watched on with more than a little panic as a stream of flying ships broke from the mothership far ahead and down towards the street ahead of them.

"I'm assuming you just nodded to me even though we have our backs to one another..."

"Ye-- Yeah. Sorry."

"It's OK. But you're going to have to speak up. Communicate. We're all going to need to if we're going to last. That goes for you too, Chrissy. Same page."

"I'm sorry. I'm still not very familiar with many of your world's books yet..."

"That's fine. You'll undoubtedly get on fine with this one then..." The Vigilante jerked a thumb to gesture at the Aquilifer.

"Hey! I'll have you know I was an English Major!" Dennis yelled back defensively.

"Fantastic, you simultaneously proved a point to me, and made me feel you have less chances of making it out of this fight alive..." He riffed through his voice modulator.

"Have you two been great enemies in the past?" The friendly Arlaaekian asked, a look of concern crossing her face.

"It's called banter. It's what experienced heroes do to take young people - who happen to be out of their depth -'s minds off of the fact they're going to die."

"STOP TELLING ME I'M GOING TO DIE!"


"Then stop arguing with me and prove you're not."

"YAAAAAARGH!" Dennis took three steps forward and set a solid construct, which half of the first wave of flying ships plowed into. There was a loud rending of alien metal screeching, and wreckage bursting into flames, before many ships were left falling impotently to the street below.

"That half's yours, I'll take care of these!" The younger Aquilifer rushed forward to continue his attack on the ships, in various states of disarray.

Isaac turned to Flux and offered a wry knowing grin.


"He's also a whiner." The Vigilante explained his actions to Chrissy as if anyone had asked. "So if I needle him a little it'll get him to speak up and communicate. Even if it's just to complain. You take those three, I've got this bigger one that's coming." The Vigilante pointed to three ships tearing down the right side of the wide street. Chrissy flew off to find a way to stop them, looking back over her shoulder to see what the strange one in the black clothes was going to do about his. He seemed to be picking up a stone from the street.

Chrissy concentrated and rode his anger once more, letting it wash over her she timed a jump perfectly with a furrowed brow and landed on the front of a ship. Red lights flashed in the cockpit as the ship seemed to suffer in a way not unsimilar to being caught in a gravity well. The Arlaeekian pilot panicked, and was shocked at the appearance of one of his own kind thrashing at the machinery with her bare hands and unbridled rage. As it started to be pulled down, she telekinetically dragged a second ship into the first whilst jumping clear of the explosion in her wake, onto the third and final ship behind the first two.

The pilot tried to scream, there was no time. A large teal fist punched straight through the avionics and tore the guts of the machine out. Chrissy jumped clear, trying to make it to another rooftop but fell short, managing to instead grab hold of a fire escape. She looked back to see the one in black staring down his ship with some kind of strange amateur gun under one arm. What was he doing?

The Vigilante gave a knowing smirk and tossed his grapple gun to the side. He watched as the larger ship started to bear down on him, small hatches with some kind of laser weapons opened up on the wings as it prepared to arm itself. The Vigilante wound up and hurled the stone in his right hand, tapping his gravity gauntlet with perfect timing as the small stone was hurled with increased mass. The kind of force you would expect if a man could throw a truck like skipping stones.

Chrissy gasped as the tiny stone crumpled the front of the ship. It began to sway, red lights blaring within the cockpit. The ships shielding did not anticipate significant force to be able to be generated from such an action.


"Well if these two humans could do this..." Chrissy thought to herself. "Maybe... Perhaps... Do we dare have hope?"






Admiral Keelan stood in the Operations Center aboard the Bridge of the mothership, closely observing the changes on the most recent three dimensional holographic Battle Assessment feed. It took the form of a massive, user friendly hard-light globe, that could be turned and manipulated, and displayed orbital ships and attack formations. To his right were live feed screens of numerous points of interest, one from the perspective of the Golden Rod itself as the new Aquilifer looked to try and take the fight to the preliminary rank and file Arlaaekan force, alongside some lowlevel human of little importance and someone else of considerably more interest.

Keelan twisted the globe to give a better angle of North America.

This place. Here where they were believed to be a "Superpower", here is where he would break the earthmen's spirit.

<"Sir! The initial push seems to have been remarkably effective, Admiral Keelan, sir!">

The Admiral grimaced at the unwelcome interruption, his face curling into a sneer which was enough to silence the bombastic underling and his unwanted praise.


<"LEAVE US!"> Barked Commodore Bayla, entering the room with two ceremonial glasses and a bottle of J'un'J'nna mead. A refined delicacy of fermented nectar from one of the earlier conquored worlds. The underling scurried away with little idea of the wrath the Commodore had spared him from Keelan. He abhored being interrupted in the middle of planning a campaign, particularly for prattling praise with no suggestion of appreciation for strategy. He seldom had time for sychophants, and never at times such as these.

<"What news from the front, Admiral? And what adjustments need we make? Let us discuss such things over a glass or three.">

Keelan glanced over his shoulder and considered the offer. <"J'un'J'nna mead? I thought we finished your last bottle during the celebrations over the fall of the Chlorostrians?">

The Commodore grinned and began to pour a glass. <"We did. This bottle belonged to a Lietenant-Commander whose son was... not going to pass muster. An arrangement was made. Now his son was transferred to the Southern contingent - I believe he's part of a unit securing the South pole, an assignment I doubt even he could screw up, and his bottle is here quenching our thirst. But enough of such trivialities, what news of the initial incursion?">

The Admiral checked the screens, and turned one off as he walked to the Commodore and took the first poured glass, waiting for the second to be filled as etiquette dictated.

<"Initial bombardment was 97.5% effective across targets. The one they call Icon, that Rod Intelligence informed us about, intercepted the one targeting their city Lost Haven.">

<"But you'd anticipated this possibility, correct Admiral?"> The Commodore asked.

<"I'd anticapted the PROBABILITY."> Admiral Keelan corrected. <"The likelihood that he would spare his home city and divert a lengthy gravity-based ranged attack from an asteroid, was estimated to be about 85-95%. It was a mere shot across the bow, more intending to produce a response than to remove a significant target from the field.">

<"Well, of course. Bombardment has never been the beginning and end of our strategy. There is neither glory nor riches to be had in smashing the prize.">

Keelan downed the glass and placed it on the table awaiting a refill.

<"Exactly. We have scattered their forces to the four winds. Captured their attention, made them watch as meaningful historic locations lie in rubble. Now, we apply pressure. Then, we crush their hope. And then... the final push.">

Commodore Bayla began refilling both glasses, starting with the Admiral's. <"But first, manouevers and applying that pressure.">

Keelan picked up the now full glass and walked back to the holographic display. He murmured and mused, considering the action in the field to date.

<"I'm going to call in extra forces to support the Lost Haven contingent, there appears to be some of this world's splinter-species metahuman "superheroes" amassing in the city center. Likewise, we'll be pulling an additional carrier for more aerial and infantry support from their "New York" region to take care of a situation on a specific street also in Lost Haven. New York has been less trouble than we initially suspected."> Keelan ran his hands over the globe despatching select units.

<"A street?!"> Commodore Bayla could barely contain his amusement.

Keelan murmured again.
<"Not just any street. Rod-Intelligence has it marked as the street where the former Rod-Wielder worked for several decades. It's presently being defended, not only by the current Rod-Wielder, but also some human who seems to be armed with some kind of weapon reverse-engineered from rod-technology. Given the strengths of the current Rod-Welder and the previous ones, we assume that weapon was created by the initial Rod-Wielder.">

<"Worked?"> The Commodore seemed stuck between shocked and amused once more.

<"Yes, for some reason the initial Rod-Wielder chose to work and win the adulation of the rest of his species from other means, rather than merely by seizing power and commanding it. It's not the first time Rod-Wielders have done this, many seem bound by the shortcomings of their peoples' customs.">

Keelan finished the drink once more and continued.

<"But that's missing the point. We have a Rod-Wielder who appears to be reverse-engineering the technology of the Rod, and the place where he used to work is now being defended from our forces by another human using one of those reverse-engineered weapons, and the current wielder of the Rod.">

Now it was Commodore Bayla's turn to murmur and muse, as he got to his feet and refilled the Admiral's glass once more.

<"So you're thinking Weapons factory? Some kind of "super-weapon" to use against us which he had long been working on?">

<"I am.">

<"So why not move in Destroyer forces?"> Bayla pointed to reinforcement large ships still kept in orbit and their vast plasma cannons. Ideal for obliterating ground force targets, major ground to air missile sites and the like.

Keelan pondered how to describe the enemy combatants' teal ally.
<"Two reasons. First, there's an additional piece of strategic value in the region. This needs to be a precision strike. Secondly, consider me overly sentimental, but it has long been tradition to remove the current Rod-wielder at the Invasion's conclusion. At this point, their destruction has been... almost ceremonial to me.">




"REGROUP!" The Vigilante cried out as the trio saw off yet another wave of aliens.

Dennis was flagging, starting to get tired more from fatigue than specific overexhaustion.


"So how are you going?" The Aquilifer asked their newest ally between deep breaths.

"I feel fine!" Chrissy answered merrily with a big goofy grin.

"Hopefully not too bloody fine..." The Vigilante grumbled through his voice modulator, as he returned to his starting position. Looking both ways down the street and seeing no more alien ships coming he walked down a sidestreet, opened a car door, and with a well timed gravity-affected punch broke the door clear off. He picked it up off the streed and carried it back to his spot.

"Geez, you really do feel fine, don't you?" Dennis said, noticing that Flux had not a drop of perspiration on her brow despite all of this fighting.

Chrissy kept the grin and just offered a shrug as an explanation.


"No, I mean it. I mean she's handling them just as well as we are. If she's one of them, how's she making such short work of them?" The Aquilifer asked, perplexed.

"She's different from them." Was the only answer the Vigilante offered. "Leave it at that. We don't have time to get into it."

"Oh you don't mean..."

"Yeeeep. Here they come." The man in black confirmed as more fighters swept forward from the horizon, and a carrier ship appeared in the distance, presumably dumping alien infantry for the trio to deal with eventually as well.

"Are you kidding me, they don't even give you time to go get a gatorade..." The Aquilifer complained, before flying ahead to drive a solid construct into the first wave of fliers as they's break through the road-block of cars ahead. Making best use of the situation to further bottleneck the street with fallen alien ships.

A few slipped through, squeezing around his construct and scraping against the building's wall. The Vigilante grabbed Flux and put the car door between them and the ship. He heard the screech of their "cannon-fire" and tapped the gravity gauntlet to try and put the weight of a truck behind the fibreglass and steel door that stood between them. It tore through the fibreglass and scorched much of the door, but somehow stopped before teaming through the pair of them. Relief washed over the Vigilante and his joy inspired the ability of flight in Flux once more. He took the scrap metal that was what was left of the door and tried to hurl it at the ship.

This was completely ineffective. He bellowed in frustration, and it's what prompted the rage that allowed Flux to do what came next.

Anger seethed within the teal alien and a diving attack from Arlaaekian ships in tight formation was swiftly terminated as they found themselves caught in a gravity well, pulled into each other and were grounded, with the screech of twisted metal and fiery explosions.

But how long could the three keep this up?


1902...


"Orson!"

The boy kept swinging. "HAAAAAIII!" He focused on form, smooth angles, no wasted movement, all energy condensed and focused through the strikes. The Thunderer preached form until form came without thought.

"Boy! Listen to me!" The old man called out again in a barking tone. However it wasn't the ageless immortal of K'un L'un who had been calling him, but the boy's father. He'd long been growing resentful of the Martial Arts master, but the boy had never picked up on it. After all, how could he when so many adults in his life communicated like that? Perhaps they felt it resonated better in the growing minds of young boys? Perhaps that resonance was why he was called 'The Thunderer' in the first pl--

"ORSON! Boy, come here!"

The young boy trudged over to the old man's workbench. Phineas Randall sat working away with a small pair of tweezers at a pocketwatch, that shined of gold. "You spend all day learning that celestial barberism, for a night at least you can look here and learn from me."

"Why? What's there to learn from you..?" Orson asked, not intending the sass that the question seemed to be loaded with.

The old machinist turned and glared at him through a telescopic monocle. "Do not try me, boy, or we'll see how much he's taught you..."

The older man cleared a place for the boy to sit. "Now sit there and learn." He forcefully demanded, as if the words would now be imprinted just through blunt force trauma.

"Now, do you see what I'm holding, Orson?"

"Yes. It's a watch."

"Good." The father seemed to calm, as if relieved that this place hadn't driven that Western knowledge out of his son. "Now do you know how it works?"

The boy thought for a few moments. "Well, the astronomical clock outside of the Central Hall of Ancestors, Lei Kung told me is worked by Shaolin monks who collect water from the ceremonial fountains and carry them to the top of the clock tower, where..."

Phineas Randall clipped his son around the ears, more due to the name who he cited for information than the incorrect answer. "No! You don't operate a fine pocket watch like this with water. This is a mechanical watch. Now, do you know what makes it work?"

Orson thought for a few seconds before he dropped his head glumly and shook it from side to side, awaiting chastisement.

"Good!" His father answered with a cheerfully smug grin. "That's a perfectly fine answer. If you're aware of what you don't know, then you know enough to find out, yes?"

Orson thought about the confusing string of reasoning that had just been said to him, and replied with a quiet, "I guess so."

"Alright, every mechanical watch has to have five things." Phineas proclaimed, putting the watch on the bench and digging into it with his tools.

"First, the Mainspring. The mainspring is the source of the watch's mechanical power. Keep it well wound and it'll run. Understand?"

Orson looked down at the watch and nodded.

"Next you have the balance wheel. The balance wheel maintains steady pace. Like a pendulum or metronome, understand. That's what keeps the watch true."

The boy had never heard of a metronome, never having been musically inclined, but nodded his head. He seemed to understand from the swinging arm gesture his father made.

"Next, you have the gear train. Now the gear train sends power from the mainspring to the balance wheel and adds up all the swings of the balance wheel, getting you your seconds, minutes, hours... days depending on the watch. Understand?"

Orson looked down at the string of complicated looking cogs with a furrowed brow. But quietly nodded.

"Then you have your escapement mechanism. Now the escapement is what allows the gears to progress by a set amount with each swing of the balance wheel. It's called the escapement because... well, look, see how the gears seem to 'escape' by a single jump? Before it seems to rest, waiting for the next swing?" Phineas picked the watch up and held it to the young child's ear.

"The escapement process is also what leads to the ticking. You hear that?"

Orson said "Yes, father." With a growing sense of confidence. This much was clear for the young boy, even if he'd struggled with following some of the rest.

"The escapement also gives the balance wheel a very slight push with every swing."

"The escapement mechanism seems very important. Like it does a lot."

"They're all important. All vital. Like I said at the start, you don't have a watch without any one of them. And they all allow the other parts of the watch to do their job. To play their part."

Phineas Randall closed up the back of the watch, with a few precision screws.

"I suppose it's not too dissiilar from what mystical, Eastern dance-fight carry-on you were just pursuing there. Show me again."

The boy beamed with joy. His father NEVER took any interest in Lei Kung's teachings and the fighting techniques which were so starting to captivate the young boy.

And he never would again.

But for now, the boy got to his feet and started to progress through the forms. He focused on form, smooth angles, until it came time for strikes, and eager to show off for his father he thre strikes beyond his weight and balance. Looking to give extra to make his father proud.

But as he so often did when it came to his father, his intentions missed the mark.

"Much like the watch. It's about efficiency of movement, precision, constant smooth mechanical response. See when you threw that left there, you overcommitted, the intention behind this form I suspect is for that left strike to then lead to your weight shifting..." He grabbed Orson's arm and pivoted his hip. "THUS-ly so that you could then flow into the right you were supposed to throw after. But your balance was off. Because you overthrew the left."

He readjusted the telescopic monocle, and his jacket. As if trying to restore his own dignity after playing in such uncivilised things.

"Ah*Hem... Well, the escapement mechanism is there to prevent that. As we just said, the gear only moves so much, it then gives the balance a slift push. Keeps the works moving. Efficiency in movement."

The young boy looked up in awe at his father, his mouth agape for quite a few seconds before a question finally occurred to him.

"Father, you said every watch has five things. But, mainspring, balance wheel, gear chain, escapement... that's only four?"

The father grinned wryly with pride. "So you HAD been paying attention." He stepped back and plucked the watch back up from the workbench and walked over to the son.

"And the fifth. The face. The side we all see. The dials which take all of those seconds, minutes and hours and display them on an interpretable dial. So YOU can tell the time on YOUR new watch." He put the pocketwatch in the young boy's hands and clasped them with his own for a moment with a widening smile.

"Mine?!? My new watch? I'll-- I'll wind it every day and--!"

"And much as I appreciate the sentiment, THIS watch happens to be self-winding." The older man said with a sense of pride, realigning the jacket he'd just readjusted less than a minute ago.

"Self-winding?"

"Yes, there's another mechanism within. Regular daily movement 'pon the chain, as it swings by gravity's steady hand, shifts a subtle weight within the watch. That shifting of the weight winds up the mainspring. No hand-winding required. So long as you don't oversleep and miss a while."

"Wow..."




1915...


A trenchwatch hangs on a rung about shoulder height off of a ladder with feet set in the horrendous mud, muck and mire of the region.

"CHORES! You got here! When did you get in?" Orson called out to his old friend from the days of the Confederates of the Curious.

Seamus MacGillicuddy looked up from his transactional business. He was talking with another young soldier who was pointing to a watch wrapped around his wrist. Seamus nodded excitedly and the younger man unwravelled the watch and gave it to the Irishman.

"Oi! Carry!" Some other soldiers down the trench called out towards the young salesman, who waved them off and gestured for them to wait, whilst he wrapped up his sale here first. Seamus pulled out the small packet of biscuits he'd just agreed to trade from his pocket, but quickly grabbed the soldier by the shirt to prevent him going anywhere. He held the watch up to his ear to check he could hear the trenchwatch ticking before releasing the other soldier's shirt and handing him the biscuits.

"Pleasure doin' business with you too! Eh! Lemme know when you get them boots in too."

The soldier quickly ran down the trench to get to the others who were calling him for his next point of sale. 'Chores' instead joined Orson and the pair went for a walk down the trenches.

"And Orson, mate. It's great to see you too! The Irishman said with a big grin.

"Just got in Four Ack-Emma on the latest Omms-N-Chevoos." He said, referring to the trains delivering soldiers to the French front.

"Pretty feckin' tired truth be told. But seems my luck might be turnin' around. I'm situated 'round the corner from my old mucker Orson Randall. And less than five minutes inta my time here I run into that bloke - whadid you say his name was again? Harry?"

"They said Carry, but that--"

"Aye, Carry. and with a spot a luck, he's got some friend called Bill who offloaded a watch onto him, and he's lookin' to do a deal on it. He even said he was able to get a pair of pristine boots offa this boy Bill as well. So how bout that, eh?"

Orson winced, unsure how to tell his old friend the truth as the pair progressed through the trenches, some in various levels of disrepair or flooding.

"Well they said 'Carry' but it used to be 'Carrion', bunch of Australians in - I think it was their fifth - started calling him that and then shortened it to Carry because they thought i was funny..."

"Aye, presumably because he's always carryin' somethin' on him like those watches, lookin' to sell, eh?"

"Well, not exactly..."

"Must meet this boy-o Bill as well. Scored meself a watch and a new pair of boots because of this bloke and it only cost me a half eaten pack of biscuits. Food 'round here must be a bit rough, eh? You know which one Bill is?"

"Well... Not exactly..." Came the sombre reply.

"Well, what's got your goat anyhow? You've seemed pretty morbid since I got in. Haven't lifted that chin a yours once. I'd ask if someone put your dog down, but I know for a fact Barko was fine when I left him. What's happened?"

The pair walked past a collapsed segment of trench. Stray limbs and assorted arms and legs were protruding from the mud. Chores and Orson stepped to the side as they saw walking soldiers coming from the other direction so both lots could pass by. Assorted soldiers called out to the pile in gallows humour.

"Mornin' Bill."
"Holding that salute a tad long, aren'cha Bill?"
"A bitter Bit-a Bill this morning, eh?"

Orson and Seamus stood by the mud pile in solemn silnece. Chores looked down at the leather strap around his wrist.

"Well, Feck..."




Present Day
2 Twelfth Month 1967 (ding-wei), year of the Goat


Orson's pocketwatch sat, long since stopped from lack of movement, on a small crate by his bedding. Orson stared into nothingness. He felt an effervescence in his core not unlike a pregnant woman sensing the new life within, and in a strange way it wasn't far from the course. He also felt something else that he hadn't in a long time. Something that he was trying to kill with the poppy, just like the bubbling within.

He felt fear.

For he knew what this must surely mean.

In the country which discovered fireworks, none were exploding, despite the world around it believing this was the dawn of a new year. Another rotation.

Orson didn't even know what year it was, let alone day. But he knew any failure to observe the celestial mechanics would just be ignorance.

The lifeforce of the dragon writhing within him told him that much.

Far away, on the other side of China. Beyond Tibet, beyond the K'un L'un Mountains worlds were realigning.

New life was bursting forth from it's sacred egg.

Heavenly cities were reuniting in a way none on earth would have ever lived long enough to see.

Those who wished him dead - believed him dead. Believed to AND wished him dead might soon find the contrary to be true.

He needed Feng. He needed the poppy now more than ever. Maybe he could drown out the chi enough to further mask himself. He had doubts, with the closer proximity to a new incarnation of Shou-Lao permeating the celestial walls, the well of chi now seemed to flow like a torrent. He quickly put on pants and staggered to the door without care of a shirt.

He burst onto the street with more cognitive grip than he'd had in years. His mind was clearing so rapidly. His hiding place dissipating like the wisps of a cloud.

He pushed through crowds of people and had almost broken out into a complete sprint at this point.

"FENG!" He called out, as if it could have ever possibly even helped.

Memories flooded back, things he long forgot even played a part in his running to begin with. Names and places. And wisdom.

Lei Kung the Thunderer's words. The culture of a people he had foresaken. The death of a peer.

He pushed through another throng of people and crashed into the wall they had been looking at, he fell to the floor and looked up. He saw what the people had been looking at.



He looked further down the wall. More posters. Onlookers.



"破四旧" Orson read. "'Smash the Four Olds'. You wouldn't be the first to try..."

Orson got back up and continued to Feng's. But it would be his final visit.

He needed provisions to head west. Whether the old world would've wanted him to or not.
Since we're all sharing playlists...

Orson Randall - Iron Fist

Perhaps a little jarring, with so many other characters history pinned so tight to the late 60s... and perhaps a song or two which might make more sense as the arc rolls on.

    [1] - Butcher's Tale (Western Front 1914) by The Zombies
    [2] - I Didn't Raise My Boy to be a Soldier by Peerless Quartet
    [3] - Masters of War by Bob Dylan
    [4] - We Didn't Want to Fight, But By Jingo Now We Do! by Stanley Kirkby
    [5] - Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire
    [6] - Le Déserteur by Boris Vian
    [7] - I Ain't Marching Anymore by Phil Ochs
    [8] - When We've Wound Up The Watch on the Rhine by Stanley Kirkby
    [9] - Turn! Turn! Turn! by The Byrds
    [10] - Mrs McGrath by Pete Seeger
    [11] - 7 O'clock News/Silent Night by Simon and Garfunkel

I R O N F I S T
Orson Randall, Older than Dirt (b. 1890 - kept young by the chi of Shou-Lao the Undying)
Protector of K'un L'un (No longer recognized, assumed dead)
Adventurer, Former WWI soldier




"Solemn the drums thrill: Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres.
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.

They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted,
They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn..."


- From 'For the Fallen', by Laurence Binyon


Character Concept


In the late nineteenth century, revolutionary scientist/mechanical genius Phineas Randall, deemed to circumnavigate the world in his colossal airship. With an incredible stroke of fate, Phineas crashed into the mythical heavenly city of K'un L'un during the brief window where it aligned with our dimension on Earth.

Healers did their best to save the life of Phineas wife, at that time eight months pregnant, but were only able to save the child. Their new son, Orson.

Phineas was brought before the Yu-Ti, the Dragon Kings and the Gods of K'un L'un as they demanded an explanation for his desecration of the Holy City and asked what he could offer in recompense. Presumably unable to pay, Phineas was put to work.

Meanwhile, the son, Orson was left to roam the streets, the outsider often getting picked on by local children. Until Lei Kung the Thunderer saw potential in the young boy. His spirit was strong. He had become hardened to their bullying. The Thunderer took Orson Randall into his tutelage. He began on his path to find The Way.

So much so, that when the Heavenly City next reunited with the Earthly plane he chose to stay in K'un L'un of his own volition. All he knew was there.

Over the next cycle his mastery of the martial arts slowly became more refined. He was a naturally spirited fighter, but was more of a blunt implement than most. As many young students of K'un L'un would learn to counter with flow, Orson would find a way to persevere through spite and grit. He seldom met a challenge he couldn't bear down on and break face first, and in those instances where he did, he was generally resourceful enough to shift marginally and just change the point of attack. For that had always been enough.

So much so, that Orson Randall had been able to sweep through the field in K'un L'un's tournament for the right to face Shou-Lao the Undying. A fight that would bring the young man face to face with a real dragon; a being of fire, fang, myth and magic.

Still the young man was able to best this challenge, and in doing so, would plunge his hands in the dragon's heart and become the next IRON FIST - PROTECTOR OF K'UN L'UN. For whatever that would mean. The city was an oasis hanging between dimensional planes, aside from the occasional attack from H'ylthri, which generally even the farmers could make short work of themselves.

The time had come, once again, for K'un L'un to realign itself with the Earth. This time Orson would be sent out into the world, to round out his learning. A twenty year old child, left to discover the world beyond the walls.

Orson had an adventurous spirit, and managed to find others of a similar mind. They formed the Confederates of the Curious, and would travel the world in Phineas Randall's airship doing many great things.

But then, one day, the 28th of June, 1914, a bullet stopped the clockwork mechanics of the world.

Gavrilo Princeps shot the Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

In a month to the day Austro-Hungary declares war on Serbia.


In four more days Germany declares war with Russia.


In two more days Germany declares war on France.


Less than forty-eight hours later Britain declares war on Germany.


And a man born off world, for violence, jumps into the fray. His will, as with his fists, like unto a thing of iron!

But iron, whilst strong, can be brittle... and for as strong and imposing a force of will Orson possessed, even those closest to him could see that he'd never mastered the flexibility. The flow. For proper balance.

And so, when the mechanist's son entered the meatgrinder of the trenches in The Great War, he snapped under the sheer weight of death and darkness of man's violence unto man.

This was the man who would return to K'un L'un as the dimensional planes shifted. A man who trudged a different walk and smelled richly of drink and the poppy. Drenched in the desire to forget. A born and trained fighter who had seen too much fighting.

But he must fight. For now has come the Tournament of the Heavenly Cities! The contest which determines the divine mechanics of the Heavenly cities and their intersection with the Mortal plane!

But he has seen too much violence, too much fighting. And so the Iron Fist of K'un L'un refuses.

However, refusal is not an option. The Immortal weapons of the seven cities are sent to bring forth the Iron Fist of K'un L'un and force his participation...

But then tragedy.

Orson Randall, sharpening rapidly out of an opium-induced haze from the surprise attack on his person and the chi of Shou-Lao ever-flowing through his chakras, inadvertently killed the Immortal Weapon of K'un-Zi!

Such a crime could only have one sentence, but when Lei Kung the Thunderer was sent for the execution he found himself unable to kill the drunk, drug-addled wretch which Orson Randall had become. He went back and told the Yu-Ti and the leadership of the Heavenly cities it was done. That Orson Randall, once the Champion of K'un L'un was gone and would not be back.

With K'un-Zi left without a champion the tournament was delayed until K'un Zi could produce a new one. K'un L'un was left without dimensional cycling back to Earth until such allowances could be made to restore K'un-Zi's honour.

Orson Randall was indeed gone. He had fled with the Book of the Iron Fist. In his drug-addled state he foolishly believed this theft could prevent the cycle of violence that was the legacy of the Iron Fist from coming to pass. Of course it could not, it was just a book. A text made of dragon scale and "Immortal ink". The egg still in the tomb of Shou-Lao the Undying remained and continued to gestate.

Orson looked to keep himself hidden. For whilst K'un L'un would not be in the celestial clockwork, he was hated by ALL of the seven cities. He kept himself sedated and withdrawn in a series of opium dens throughout the Orient, lest any sense the mystical presence of the chi of Shou-Lao the Undying.

He dreamed away the Second World War, a Civil War and afterwards the First Five Year Plan of the Maoists. As China implemented a Great Leap Forward the dragon within stirred in a way it hadn't in years.

Orson Randall awoke to a new nightmare.



The chi of Shao-Lao the Undying broke his slumber, he sensed a new dragon had been born.

But that shouldn't be possible unless...

The Heavenly Cities were once again realigning with the Earth for their Tournament.

But that would be none of Orson's concern, except...

This new Chinese leader, this Chairman Mao. He had been destroying Buddhist temples, and monuments of various faiths all across their lands, which they considered to include from the Pacific, across the Mekong to Tibet. The CCP had heard legend from monks who spoke of an Immortal Heavenly city which would breach this plane of reality periodically.

But he was just one man, and this was an army, and he'd seen such violence already.

But just as always the words and wisdom of Lei Kung the Thunderer would ring in his ears and he knew he couldn't turn his back on his people, the Heavenly Cities and their ways.

This is one man's path to inner and outer peace.

The Way of the Iron Fist.








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References / Sample Post



Of course I believe in fate. How could I not?

It’s too early, Feng would send me home. My money’s good, but not so good he’s willing to risk his best customer.

I’m tinkering mindlessly in the shadows in the hovel my good money rent’s for me when I’m not chasing the dragon. To hide from the other people of the Dragon.

Scraps come together as my father taught me. The reason why it works long seems to have passed, the knowledge only survived by the fact that I know that it does work.

The potato bristles with static, before some vague chatter hums, vibrating through the metal that’s stuck within. I adjust the nails trying to clear the quiet voices from the crackle. I suspect I hear English…

Potato foxhole radio. I used to make them all the time back in the Somme. Why? I couldn’t tell you for sure.

I suspect it might have something to do with what flows through me having an interest with the interconnectivity of the world beyond. The world and the Chi of Shou-Lao the Undying work in mysterious ways.

A young child stumbles in through the open door, curious by the murmurings.

It’s unusual for any signs or sounds of life to come from this place, I suppose. It’s long since become only a place for respite whilst I run from it.

I nudge the potato radio over to the small boy to sate his curiosity. Which of course has the opposite effect. Out here such a thing would raise more questions than it answers. I look for my shirt and stagger to my feet, my head rolls, until I centre my discombobulated chi to clear it. The boy tests the device tapping one of the nails.

‘Let him go, Orson.’ I think to myself. Let him figure out its mysteries for himself.

He looks up at me wide-eyed, as if looking for an explanation, and I smile. I can feel it. Gods, has it been THAT long since this face creased up naturally for reasons other than the steel breeze?

I take the radio from him and start to adjust the nails, I close my eyes and reach out with what a little of what resides within…

…and the voices come back. Clearer now, that it’s been better tuned. I snort half a chuckle and hand it back, before ruffling the hair on the boy’s hands. He eagerly takes it and carefully puts it in the floor to listens to the strange sounds the potato has tapped into.

I put my boots back on and get up to leave. There’s nothing worth stealing in the small hovel. You get robbed once whilst black out, you learn to better secure your valuables somewhere you don’t lay your head. And it’s mutually known by the locals that the strange white stranger dope fiend doesn’t keep anything in his place.

For a few seconds I briefly think to myself “I wonder where it’s picking up the frequency from.” As I pass a handful of men wearing a similar colour green to myself, with a dash of red round the collar – more of Mao’s omnipresent Red Guards, still they’re none of my concern. They give me a glance and I recognise a slur, before laughter, but I’m more than happy to let them walk on.

But then the god awful wail…

Not the wail of a baby. And not the wail of the child at my place, if that’s what you’re worried about… but the terrible wail of some kind of electronic instrument.



And whilst I don’t recognise what it is exactly, I know what’s about to happen.

I sigh with a growl, turn and start staggering back. Feng and the poppy will have to wait.

I have to introduce some people to another dragon...
Wait, there are brownies!?

When did we get brownies? @Hound55 did you know about this?


This is what happens when I sleep...

You go to sleep in a pile of crumbs, then wake up to "Wah! Wah! Wah! Was this MY food? What happened to MY treats? Is that a letter from my mother in your hair which she sent with the food she made for me?" And other baseless accusations.

Who needs it.
Took me awhile to find the songs and coding, but I made a playlist for Wonder Woman!



Wonder Woman: Entenal Princess


How dare you...
S U P E R M A N
Clark Kent, Age 55 (b. 1913)
Based in Metropolis, Delaware
Active since approximately 1938



That said, this is a Superman that's been on the job for thirty years, and unlike the pseudo-immortal version we're used to, he's aging like everyone else. Clark is still powerful beyond belief, but he's starting to sag in places, his hair's going gray, and his tights don't fit quite as well as they used to. As the threats he faces are getting crazier and crazier, he's finding it harder to keep up.


Sounds like he needs some of that Dragon chi... it's good for what ails ya!

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Iron Fist, Shang-Chi, announced interest in Richard Dragon... everybody truly is Kung Fu Fighting...

I R O N F I S T
Orson Randall, Older than Dirt (b. 1890 - kept young by the chi of Shou-Lao the Undying)
Protector of K'un L'un (No longer recognized, assumed dead)
Adventurer, Former WWI soldier




"Solemn the drums thrill: Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres.
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.

They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted,
They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn..."


- From 'For the Fallen', by Laurence Binyon


Character Concept


In the late nineteenth century, revolutionary scientist/mechanical genius Phineas Randall, deemed to circumnavigate the world in his colossal airship. With an incredible stroke of fate, Phineas crashed into the mythical heavenly city of K'un L'un during the brief window where it aligned with our dimension on Earth.

Healers did their best to save the life of Phineas wife, at that time eight months pregnant, but were only able to save the child. Their new son, Orson.

Phineas was brought before the Yu-Ti, the Dragon Kings and the Gods of K'un L'un as they demanded an explanation for his desecration of the Holy City and asked what he could offer in recompense. Presumably unable to pay, Phineas was put to work.

Meanwhile, the son, Orson was left to roam the streets, the outsider often getting picked on by local children. Until Lei Kung the Thunderer saw potential in the young boy. His spirit was strong. He had become hardened to their bullying. The Thunderer took Orson Randall into his tutelage. He began on his path to find The Way.

So much so, that when the Heavenly City next reunited with the Earthly plane he chose to stay in K'un L'un of his own volition. All he knew was there.

Over the next cycle his mastery of the martial arts slowly became more refined. He was a naturally spirited fighter, but was more of a blunt implement than most. As many young students of K'un L'un would learn to counter with flow, Orson would find a way to persevere through spite and grit. He seldom met a challenge he couldn't bear down on and break face first, and in those instances where he did, he was generally resourceful enough to shift marginally and just change the point of attack. For that had always been enough.

So much so, that Orson Randall had been able to sweep through the field in K'un L'un's tournament for the right to face Shou-Lao the Undying. A fight that would bring the young man face to face with a real dragon; a being of fire, fang, myth and magic.

Still the young man was able to best this challenge, and in doing so, would plunge his hands in the dragon's heart and become the next IRON FIST - PROTECTOR OF K'UN L'UN. For whatever that would mean. The city was an oasis hanging between dimensional planes, aside from the occasional attack from H'ylthri, which generally even the farmers could make short work of themselves.

The time had come, once again, for K'un L'un to realign itself with the Earth. This time Orson would be sent out into the world, to round out his learning. A twenty year old child, left to discover the world beyond the walls.

Orson had an adventurous spirit, and managed to find others of a similar mind. They formed the Confederates of the Curious, and would travel the world in Phineas Randall's airship doing many great things.

But then, one day, the 28th of June, 1914, a bullet stopped the clockwork mechanics of the world.

Gavrilo Princeps shot the Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

In a month to the day Austro-Hungary declares war on Serbia.


In four more days Germany declares war with Russia.


In two more days Germany declares war on France.


Less than forty-eight hours later Britain declares war on Germany.


And a man born off world, for violence, jumps into the fray. His will, as with his fists, like unto a thing of iron!

But iron, whilst strong, can be brittle... and for as strong and imposing a force of will Orson possessed, even those closest to him could see that he'd never mastered the flexibility. The flow. For proper balance.

And so, when the mechanist's son entered the meatgrinder of the trenches in The Great War, he snapped under the sheer weight of death and darkness of man's violence unto man.

This was the man who would return to K'un L'un as the dimensional planes shifted. A man who trudged a different walk and smelled richly of drink and the poppy. Drenched in the desire to forget. A born and trained fighter who had seen too much fighting.

But he must fight. For now has come the Tournament of the Heavenly Cities! The contest which determines the divine mechanics of the Heavenly cities and their intersection with the Mortal plane!

But he has seen too much violence, too much fighting. And so the Iron Fist of K'un L'un refuses.

However, refusal is not an option. The Immortal weapons of the seven cities are sent to bring forth the Iron Fist of K'un L'un and force his participation...

But then tragedy.

Orson Randall, sharpening rapidly out of an opium-induced haze from the surprise attack on his person and the chi of Shou-Lao ever-flowing through his chakras, inadvertently killed the Immortal Weapon of K'un-Zi!

Such a crime could only have one sentence, but when Lei Kung the Thunderer was sent for the execution he found himself unable to kill the drunk, drug-addled wretch which Orson Randall had become. He went back and told the Yu-Ti and the leadership of the Heavenly cities it was done. That Orson Randall, once the Champion of K'un L'un was gone and would not be back.

With K'un-Zi left without a champion the tournament was delayed until K'un Zi could produce a new one. K'un L'un was left without dimensional cycling back to Earth until such allowances could be made to restore K'un-Zi's honour.

Orson Randall was indeed gone. He had fled with the Book of the Iron Fist. In his drug-addled state he foolishly believed this theft could prevent the cycle of violence that was the legacy of the Iron Fist from coming to pass. Of course it could not, it was just a book. A text made of dragon scale and "Immortal ink". The egg still in the tomb of Shou-Lao the Undying remained and continued to gestate.

Orson looked to keep himself hidden. For whilst K'un L'un would not be in the celestial clockwork, he was hated by ALL of the seven cities. He kept himself sedated and withdrawn in a series of opium dens throughout the Orient, lest any sense the mystical presence of the chi of Shou-Lao the Undying.

He dreamed away the Second World War, a Civil War and afterwards the First Five Year Plan of the Maoists. As China implemented a Great Leap Forward the dragon within stirred in a way it hadn't in years.

Orson Randall awoke to a new nightmare.



The chi of Shao-Lao the Undying broke his slumber, he sensed a new dragon had been born.

But that shouldn't be possible unless...

The Heavenly Cities were once again realigning with the Earth for their Tournament.

But that would be none of Orson's concern, except...

This new Chinese leader, this Chairman Mao. He had been destroying Buddhist temples, and monuments of various faiths all across their lands, which they considered to include from the Pacific, across the Mekong to Tibet. The CCP had heard legend from monks who spoke of an Immortal Heavenly city which would breach this plane of reality periodically.

But he was just one man, and this was an army, and he'd seen such violence already.

But just as always the words and wisdom of Lei Kung the Thunderer would ring in his ears and he knew he couldn't turn his back on his people, the Heavenly Cities and their ways.

This is one man's path to inner and outer peace.

The Way of the Iron Fist.








Key Notes







References / Sample Post



Of course I believe in fate. How could I not?

It’s too early, Feng would send me home. My money’s good, but not so good he’s willing to risk his best customer.

I’m tinkering mindlessly in the shadows in the hovel my good money rent’s for me when I’m not chasing the dragon. To hide from the other people of the Dragon.

Scraps come together as my father taught me. The reason why it works long seems to have passed, the knowledge only survived by the fact that I know that it does work.

The potato bristles with static, before some vague chatter hums, vibrating through the metal that’s stuck within. I adjust the nails trying to clear the quiet voices from the crackle. I suspect I hear English…

Potato foxhole radio. I used to make them all the time back in the Somme. Why? I couldn’t tell you for sure.

I suspect it might have something to do with what flows through me having an interest with the interconnectivity of the world beyond. The world and the Chi of Shou-Lao the Undying work in mysterious ways.

A young child stumbles in through the open door, curious by the murmurings.

It’s unusual for any signs or sounds of life to come from this place, I suppose. It’s long since become only a place for respite whilst I run from it.

I nudge the potato radio over to the small boy to sate his curiosity. Which of course has the opposite effect. Out here such a thing would raise more questions than it answers. I look for my shirt and stagger to my feet, my head rolls, until I centre my discombobulated chi to clear it. The boy tests the device tapping one of the nails.

‘Let him go, Orson.’ I think to myself. Let him figure out its mysteries for himself.

He looks up at me wide-eyed, as if looking for an explanation, and I smile. I can feel it. Gods, has it been THAT long since this face creased up naturally for reasons other than the steel breeze?

I take the radio from him and start to adjust the nails, I close my eyes and reach out with what a little of what resides within…

…and the voices come back. Clearer now, that it’s been better tuned. I snort half a chuckle and hand it back, before ruffling the hair on the boy’s hands. He eagerly takes it and carefully puts it in the floor to listens to the strange sounds the potato has tapped into.

I put my boots back on and get up to leave. There’s nothing worth stealing in the small hovel. You get robbed once whilst black out, you learn to better secure your valuables somewhere you don’t lay your head. And it’s mutually known by the locals that the strange white stranger dope fiend doesn’t keep anything in his place.

For a few seconds I briefly think to myself “I wonder where it’s picking up the frequency from.” As I pass a handful of men wearing a similar colour green to myself, with a dash of red round the collar – more of Mao’s omnipresent Red Guards, still they’re none of my concern. They give me a glance and I recognise a slur, before laughter, but I’m more than happy to let them walk on.

But then the god awful wail…

Not the wail of a baby. And not the wail of the child at my place, if that’s what you’re worried about… but the terrible wail of some kind of electronic instrument.



And whilst I don’t recognise what it is exactly, I know what’s about to happen.

I sigh with a growl, turn and start staggering back. Feng and the poppy will have to wait.

I have to introduce some people to another dragon...
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