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A Perpetual Motion Engine of Anxiety and Self-Loathing
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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
Like these hot... dogs... but Don't let the name scare you off, because it turns out they're not really dogs at all. Although the salesman did imply that they may contain pigeon and/or rat, but he's still not sure if that was meant to be some kind of joke.
Also that cho-co-late he was telling you about earlier. It made him sick, so watch it if you're planning on eating it for three or four straight hours. It'll get you.
Thanks! I love writing snarky mean girl dialogue like the CW writer I am. Also, this character isn't deep, and so surface thoughts are ALL the thoughts. The rating system is currently arbitrary.
I'm also having fun reading everyone else's. It really fleshes characters out in a great way.
Working on my relationships. I'm currently 0/3 in people being friends with Hana. Suck it. The dark, edgy corner of this tavernI mean superhero-penthouse is owned by me. Bwa-ha-ha. *cue lightning*
I'll definitely try to send messages out to people and work on things. But feel free to hit me up first. I haven't gone hard on all the profiles yet, but I've read all of them at least once. This'll be fun!
Oh Hell yes, great way of handling the Relationships tab by the way. Creative.
I believe Vincent was the first recruit, followed by Conor and then Selene would have been somewhere soon after based on my discussions with TackyTaff. I think it has been established that Dandelion is the most recent member of the team, and I've been treated Cece as only having been around for a handful of weeks.
Going to write something up for her and Red and send it over to you for feedback.
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.</div>
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