Charlotte, Lorenzo, Leo, Riona, Sjandehk,and Iyen
PART 1
Location: The Royal Curd
PART 1
Location: The Royal Curd
Charlotte scanned the menu, her eyes darting over the various dishes with a mixture of confusion and amusement written all over her countenance. As she looked up briefly, she noticed a familiar figure passing by. Her face brightened with recognition as he waved at her.
She smiled and waved back, beckoning him and his friend to join her at the table if they so wished.
Iyen was the one who noticed Charlotteâs wave, and responded with a smile and a wave of her own. âI think work has to wait, Sjan-dehk. Your new friendâs asking us to join her,â she said and gave Sjan-dehk a nudge with her elbow.
âYou mean, you want to join her,â Sjan-dehk replied flatly. He shook his head. âI wonât stop you if thatâs what you want to do, but Iâm staying.â
âCome on,â Iyen pleaded, almost whining. âYou know I canât talk to them on my own! I need you there.â
Sjan-dehk fixed her with a hard look. Then, he smirked. âSounds like a you problem, to me. And besides, Iâm already in enough trouble with Lady Adiyan because of what you told her. Iâm going to do the job she gave me properly.â
Iyen stuck her tongue out at him and folded her arms. âItâs no fun sitting here on our own. Weâre not going to learn anything, you know that, right?â
As much as Sjan-dehk was loath to admit, Iyen did have a point. Keeping to themselves wasnât going to do them many favours. And he supposed that the pale girlâs company â based on what little he had seen the other day â wouldnât be the worst around. âFine,â he grumbled. âIf itâll shut you up, but Iâll have you know that Iâm doing this against my own free will and judgement.â
Iyen stood up with a giggle. âOh, youâre adorable as always, Shanya,â she teased. âYou gave up both when you agreed to take me with you.â
Sjan-dehk didnât deign to reply. He led Iyen to the girlâs table, bowing his head in greeting as he approached. Iyen glanced at him for a moment, then followed suit. âGood morning,â he said and offered both the girl and her â he assumed â parent a smile. âThank you for inviting me. I mean, us. This isââ he gestured to Iyen ââRasehnyas Iyen. She is friend.â
âHello,â Iyen chirped and waved. Without waiting for anything else, she took her seat. Sjan-dehk sighed and did the same.
âWho taught you your manners? A sardine?â He shot her a disapproving look.
Iyen responded with a cheeky grin. âIâll not take advice on manners from a provincial,â she said and nodded to Charlotte. âYou never gave me her name, by theââ She cut herself off when she noticed the flush coming over Sjan-dehkâs cheeks. âYou forgot, didnât you?â
Sjan-dehk nodded. âDidnât think Iâd need to, to be honest.â
Iyen rolled her eyes. âAnd you were going to lecture me on manners?â She turned her attention back to the girl with a friendly smile. Twirling a lock of her dark hair around a finger, Iyen leaned forward and said, âSorry. My friend, the Captain, he is idiot. Your name, what is it?â
âGood morning, itâs lovely to have the two of you join us. Please feel free to have a seat. â Charlotte politely greeted. Her gaze shifted to Iyen and she said softly, â My name is Charlotte, howeverâŚMost call me Lottie.â
âThank you. But we sit, already,â Iyen replied with a cheeky grin, her chin resting on the backs of her hands. âYou are veryâŚâ She began, but soon trailed off. Her features squeezed together in thought, and then she turned to Sjan-dehk. âHow do you say âprettyâ in this local language?â
Sjan-dehk shrugged. âIâm not helping you with this.â
Iyen stuck her tongue out at him again. âYouâre never going to find a partner with that attitude of yours. Learn to have some fun, why donât you?â
âOh, are those the words of someone whoâs nothing left to say?â Sjan-dehk said nonchalantly as he picked up his hat to inspect its woven bamboo strips. The glance he gave Iyen from behind it was full of impish mischief and amusement. âIâd gladly help if you were being sincere, but youâre you, and Iâm me, and we both know youâre doing this for a laugh. Youâre on your own.â
Iyen grumbled beneath her breath.âI guess even provincials are right sometimes,â she muttered and cleared her throat. Looking back at Charlotte, she said in a rather awkward voice, âYouâYou are uhâŚVeryâŚâ She waved her hands over her own face. âLook very good.â
Sjan-dehkâs barely repressed chuckle was easily heard. âApologies,â he said and did his best to calm his expression. âShe is still not good with your words. Very new and no practice, yes?â
Charlotteâs eyes darted between the two for a moment, before she covered her mouth to emit a brief giggle. âOh she is sweetâŚâ She clasped her hands together and smiled at the girl, âThank you! âŚYou look wonderful, Iyen.â
Iyen returned the smile. âThank you. That isââ That was as far as she got before two newcomers interrupted her.
Leo glanced between two tables; one held almost exclusively royals while a mix of familiar and unfamiliar faces sat at the other. Easy choice there, he did not want to spend brunch explaining to royalty why, when even he didnât know, he was entirely pink. Charlotte, Lorenzo, and some unfamiliar faces were the better option. He should figure out if those he didnât recognize were worth knowing, and Leo subtly gestured at the table so that Riona could attend to his chair. âGood afternoon,â He bowed respectfully before approaching the chair.
Riona inclined her head to the group already at the table before pulling out a chair for His Lordliness. Once he was settled, she backed off a few paces and stood still as a statue. Nothing to do now but wait.
⌠And stare at the aggressively yellow decor of The Royal Curd. Gods above, it was an assault on the eyes. The gold just made the yellow yellower, casting the white surfaces in a sallow light. Made the guests look like they had jaundice too.
âLord Leo Smithwood, heir of Stravy, pleasure to meet you.â He added, introducing himself. This time when his chair was pulled out he did not allow Riona any chance to attempt to pull the chair away from him. Instead, Leo hooked his foot around one of the legs and pulled it forward as he sat in a smooth motion. âAnd Duke Vikena, exceptionally dressed, as expected.â He added, smiling at both Lorenzo and Charlotte.
The former briefly removed his gaze from the menu to awkwardly blink at Leoâs absurd pigmentation. Sunburn? But the hair too? I... The young man has always worn a strong face. To do so now while enduring such⌠This is simply strange.
âYou as well, young lord. You never fail to honor your fatherâs name with your⌠er⌠representation at these fine events. Heâd be proud.â Lorenzo just wanted to pretend Leo did not appear as he did. Quickly returning his attention to the menu helped. A wide and sincere grin overtook Leoâs face at the Dukeâs complement.
Charlotte glanced toward Leo and Riona as they joined the group, her skin paling slightly at the sight of her pink friend. She managed to control her reaction, though her eyes widened momentarily as she greeted him with a wave. Setting her sights on Riona, her mind drifted to their brief exchange at the dinner. A smile formed on her lips and she gestured for her to sit if she so pleased.
Riona acknowledged the invitation with a dip of her chin, but made no move to sit. Couldnât, not without permission from her charge or someone of higher standing than him.
So she just studied the future duchess, trying to puzzle out how a seemingly decent sort like her could stand being friends with an arrogant, juvenile prick like Sh*tlord. It boggled the mind.
But then, Lady Charlotte seemed all too willing to overlook Lordling Smithwoodâs many shortcomings. Could she really be clueless about the way he looked down his nose at the âunwashed masses,â especially those in service? He didnât exactly hide his contempt, but maybe he reined it in while Lady Charlotte was within earshot.
Or⌠could it be that she simply chose not to see his uglier side? Too afraid of jeopardizing their friendship to ever call him out on his behavior or beliefs? They went way back after all, and with the ostracization the Vikenas experienced, she probably couldnât stomach the thought of losing her childhood friend, even if he was a jerk.
The sight of a man who was completely pink â and not in the sunburnt way that Sjan-dehk could at least understand â was surprising, to say the least. Just as surprising was the apparent lack of reaction from those at the table. Was this perhaps an example of Caesonian high fashion? He didnât discount that possibility; even within the Commonwealth, certain peoples had tastes that were odd, to say the least.
He cleared his throat and nodded to the pink man. âGood morning.â
âAh, yes. Good morning, also,â Iyen quickly added shortly after him. Her eyes wandered over to the woman standing behind the pink man, lingering on her for a moment before shifting to look at Sjan-dehk. âWhyâs she just standing there?â She asked, genuinely curious.
âNo idea,â Sjan-dehk replied, genuinely clueless. Maybe she was a servant? It seemed that way, by how she and the pink man â Leo was his name, if he heard correctly â interacted. But surely that didnât mean she couldnât sit. And so, using his foot, he roughly pulled out the chair directly beside him. âYou, uhâŚStanding one,â he called to her. âWant to sit?â
At first, Riona didnât realize that the manâs words had been meant for her. When she finally did, a gentle smile spread across her face and she bowed, deeper this time. âYou are most kind, sir,â she said. âHowever, by Lord Smithwoodâs measure, I am unfit to share a table with such fine company, much less break bread.â Riona straightened, her hands clasped before her, the picture of a perfect servant. âThus, I must keep to my feet, as a reminder of my place.â She pointedly ignored Sh*tlord, keeping her warm gaze fixed on the other man. âNevertheless, I am touched that you thought to offer a place at your tableâand moreover for giving it voice⌠Thank you.â
Charlotteâs confusion was evident as she looked between Leo and Riona. She was almost certain Leo wouldnât insist on the poor girl standing. She bit her lip, her brows furrowing slightly, but before she could say anything, Lorenzo stepped in. Leo glanced at Charlotte, still grinning from Lorenzoâs words, and merely rolled his eyes at Rionaâs antics.
âSit! The Vikenas do not like others standing around us while we sit. Especially servants, if we can help it.â This was mostly true and something Lorenzo was unable to help during the dinner with the Alidasht royal family due to him only being the guest of honor among other things that kept him far too distracted to mention his usual desires. âI would never want to give any impression of a servant standing over the one and only Duke of Vermillion like this. At the grand opening of Our Majestyâs Royal Curd, no less.â Lorenzo gave his best Duchess Victoria Edwards impression, crinkling his nose and grimacing in disgust at the thought being seen in the bad light he described. âMake haste before I lose my appetite for the Volcano VortexâŚâ
Charlotteâs eyes lit up with understanding. She straightened up and tried to mimic his tone, though her natural sweetness and hesitancy made it a bit awkward. âYes! This is true!â She declared, trying to sound authoritative. âWe simply cannot have someone standing over us like that.â She ended her attempt with a subtle wink toward Riona.
Confusion filled Sjan-dehkâs eyes as his gaze alternated between the standing girl and the seat he had offered her. Part of him wondered if he had missed some subtle meaning in her words; it didnât sound to his ears like she was talking about accepting a seat. If anything, the way she had spoken and the phrases she had used made Sjan-dehk wonder if he had accidentally promised her something far grander. A ship taken by force of arms, for example. But the responses from both Charlotte and her father told him that he hadnât misunderstood anything. Not on that point, in any case.
Iyen, however, who couldnât quite parse all that had been said, only knew one thing. The woman wasnât allowed to sit by her lord â or whatever they were. âFuck that nonsense,â she muttered darkly beneath her breath and immediately rounded on the pink man, whom she assumed to be the aforementioned lord. âWhat she mean, unfitââ
Sjan-dehk quickly grabbed her by the shoulder and pulled her back before she made things any worse. Although he had to admit, the idea of someone standing while he sat and ate made him feel very uneasy. Any Viserjantan noble who tried enforcing such a thing would find themselves swiftly sanctioned for failing to observe the proper niceties. But they were not in Viserjanta, as he had to remind himself so many times over the course of so few days. What he considered to be inalienable courtesies were, as it turned out, quite alienable.
âCalm yourself,â he said quietly, but Iyen wasnât having any of it.
âI am calm,â she protested. âAnd Iâll calmly put my boot up hisââ
Sjan-dehk momentarily tightened his grip on her shoulder, which quietened her. âWe canât start a fight. Not now, anyway.â He released her. With a grin on his face,â he added, âAnd besides, didnât we already decide that Iâm the one who starts the fights?â
Iyen folded her arms and sighed. âYouâre right,â she grumbled. âI donât like it, but youâre right.â
With that settled, Sjan-dehk turned his attention back to the standing woman. âThis place, this is place for people to eat, yes? Then your place is to sit and eat. And alsoââ he gestured to Iyen, then to himself ââshe is not noble and I am only small noble. If you must stand, then it is fair that we also stand with you. That will make others unco-uncomfar-â He drew in a deep breath, tried to ignore Iyenâs giggling, and tried again. âThat will make others uncomfortable, yes? And that is not good. So you must sit.â
âRiona, please sit down, you are clearly making everyone very uncomfortable.â Leo did not bother to look at her as he spoke, but a mild look of annoyance replaced his grin. âShe is dramatic and holds a very loose grip on reality.â He added. Truthfully, Leo didnât care if Riona sat or not, heâd just prefer if she sat somewhere else. Like another continent, one that took years to travel to would be even better.
Sjan-dehk couldnât stop himself from scowling when he heard the pink man speak. That he was being incredibly rude â to someone who served him, no less â was one thing. But he hadnât just been rude, he had essentially placed words in Sjan-dehkâs mouth. Wisdom told him that it would be best if he kept his mouth shut, but Sjan-dehk never professed to be a wise man. And so, he spoke. âNot what I mean,âhe said in a tone that was a touch terser than was probably polite.
There was more he wanted to say, such as how this pink lordling could do with some lessons in basic respect, but Sjan-dehk held his tongue. For now, at least.
The pleasant warmth that had blossomed in Rionaâs chest when the others invited her to join them evaporated the instant the Lordling opened his mouth. He was gaslighting them, her included. Well thenâŚ
âMy Lord,â Riona said, pressing her hand on her chest. âI had no idea you considered me your equal. Without the ability to read minds, I could only draw conclusions based purely on your choice of words. If I have been mistaken, please, set the record straight.â She gestured to the table, âTell me plainly that you see me as more than a mere ant and that you would welcome me at your table.â Of course, heâd do no such thing. And if he did, it would only be to avoid losing face in front of the Vikenas, not because he meant it. Still, there might be some small satisfaction to hear him say that out loud in front of them. Whichever it went, she hoped theyâd remember what he didâand did notâsay or do. Her money was on him trying to dodge her challenge entirely.
âThis is not the theater, Riona, the dramatics will end. Take a seat, or find somewhere else to be where you are not looming over the table. A request from Duke Vikena should be more than enough instruction.â Leoâs reply was direct and his annoyance with the situation was clear.
And there it is.