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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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12 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

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"One does not simply walk up to Stonepeak!"

"Errr... why not?"

"Because," Inwin forced out with a smile, "that would be in-eloquent."

Advisor Inwin Selemont had arrived in Torivian far ahead of schedule, but since then, everything had been tumbling downhill. First their carriage broke down. Then it took days for the men to travel to the nearest village and retrieve a replacement wheel. Then all of the men who made the journey caught some sickness from the locals and had to be left with the town's doctor.

Now Inwin was about to enter Stonepeak Keep with only one bumbling idiot named "Norbert" at his side. That was hardly an entrance fit for Sinverland! He'd need more people with more fanfare, and more display! Selemont gripped to the violet pendant hanging around his neck and issued a silent prayer to nobody in particular.

"Listen, Nobert, very carefully..."
His speech started, as always, with "Do you know who I am?" It didn't get any less arrogant from there. Inwin was sure to dig up every royal favor he ever earned; every friend in power he ever made. And by the Paragons, he would dare to bring them all down on you if his exacting demands weren't met.

"Fine, fine," Nobert finally said, "I'll go tell the embassy what you need."

"What? We have an embassy here? Why did nobody tell me this earlier?"

"It's a very long walk, sir."

Inwin clutched on to his pendant a little tighter.




A full two hours later, his requested help had finally arrived from the embassy, wherever it was. Thank the Paragons. Inwin entered the Palace as a representative of his nation rightly should- drawing all the attention to himself.

His four Sinver escorts wielded engraved trumpets with the same importance as a soldier wielding his weapons. They wore armor, too, of the softest silk clothing, all arrayed in shades of blue or white. Their backs were straight, their steps were measured. But their manicured nails and their complacent smiles did not distract from the hardness in their eyes- each one had a stare that said "I am here on a mission." The musicians guarded Inwin, one man and one woman on either side of him, trumpets tied at their hips like swords.

Just as the Sinver brigade was approaching the beautiful white throne, Selemont heard a voice speak through even whiter cloth. "Your Imperial Highness. Galmha has arrived to pay its respects."

Ah, of course the disciplined northerners would arrive first.

Inwin strolled up elegantly before the throne... and slightly to the right, standing to the side of the cloth-covered Galhma delegate. "As has Inwin Selemont of the Sinverland Kingdoms, your Highness." The purple cloak swirled about as he bowed. His jewelry jingled just a bit.

Galhma is ineffable. It has been Sinverland's neighbor for time immemorial, but a spine of those impassable mountains has forged an eternity of difference between them. Galhma is harsh and cold, where Sinverland is soft and cool. Galhma is prized for archers and warriors, where Sinverland is known for fine wines and silver jewelry. Galmha has groups pushing for further independence, where Sinverland relies ever more on Torivian. Selemont did not understand them. Selemont did not expect to understand them.

But he did understand their language, and that was something.

With a nod in their direction, he said "I greet you on behalf of the Kingdoms of Sinverland, northern neighbors," in his politest Galhmese.
Yeah, 2 hours of my life gone. POOF.

Do the divine not favor my participation of this RP? Or do they simple smite me for their immortal amusement? Is this a divine sign that I'm destined to write and EVEN GREATER history tab for Saqquar that is not a measely 20k long but 30k?

Pick your favourite: A, B, or C.


C. The gods shall smite thee sevenfold if the next history isn't even longer.

It's times like these that I wish there was a "sad" reaction.
@The Senate
As me in Flynn talked about a while back, I added "Languages" as one of Inwin's skills.

Do you think it's plausible Inwin could have learned Galmhese?
That didn't take as long as I expected. Hopefully it's good :P


It is! They sure as hell make an entrance
Halfway done with my first post. I'll finish the rest tomorrow, so expect it relatively soon.




Me: I'm gonna make Inwin cunning and tricky but still likeable!

Inner me: Make him an insufferable asshole.

@6slyboy6
That's some really cool stuff!
@Jeyma Have you ever seen a BEARSTORM? No? Then have you even seen a BEARSTROM? I bet not. So how would you know how something you've never seen is spelled? I take creative freedom here! #ProtecBearstromNaem2018


No, no, you spelled it "Beartsorm," not "Bearstrom." You're even spelling your misspellings wrong! Grammar police, arrest this man!
@Jeyma I expected a laugh on my excellent photoshop work, but now I see that you may not be the ally I thought of you :(


That's because you spelled "storm" as "tsorm."

I have given you your paltry laugh reaction, but let it be known that I am laughing at you, not with you.



@Tangletail When did we say we are going for fantasy creatures? Surely my flyng bears are nothing more than a natural anomaly. #bearstormforpresident


Making the Barrens Slightly Tolerable Again.

I am alive, Was waiting on this thread's first post.


So no bearstorms?
#dissapoint

(According to Flynn, it should be up Friday)
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