Achieng: *quietly googling soy sauce*
Max’s thoughts on all his terrifying lovely neighbors. (None of this stuff actually happened ((yet?)))
On Velvet: “i appreciate a quiet resident. She’s even offered to let me borrow her video games.” *Please stop staring at my neck. Please stop staring at my neck. Oh god, please stop staring at my neck. I forgot my garlic necklace in my room…*
On Achieng: “She seems nice but that’s a LOT of fangs and also the weakly meat deliveries are really heavy and oh god that’s beef right? RIGHT?!”
On Qaymu: “Wait, you’re saying the old man is a *dragon*?! Like a DRAGON-dragon?! Like fire breathing, human eating, gold hoarding dragon?! Oh god is that dragon profiling? He gave me a weird necklace last week and now I cant take it off and I might be cursed to keep dropping coffee mugs…”
On Iris: “She seems friendly but I had to install these heavy duty manacles in her unit last week and I’m not gonna kink shame or anything but they were like the REAL DEAL and now I can’t look her in the eye.”
On Alphonse: *WHAT THE HECK IS THAT AND WHY DOES HE HAVE FOUR ARMS!?!?*
On Miyuki: “The first time we talked I think I broke a blood vessel in my face and now I hide under the desk when I see her coming into the entryway.”
On Yumeiko: “She seems really nice but also I usually see her with Miyuki so under the desk I go. She gave me some really beautiful prayer beads once.”
On Kai: “Not innately terrifying but he sure does like the pool and I keep having to pick scales out of the filter.
On Nicholas: “Oh thank the gods, another normal human!”
On Varlam: *Y U NEED SO MANY LIMBS?! Y NO WEAR PANTS?!*
Oh my god does she call people puddin', that's adorable and I love it.
Our characters are accepted! I wanna post so bad haha. Waiting till Sunday is gonna kill me!
I can't wait to make Max viscerally uncomfortable with my scrawny sub-five foot walking affront to sense and God.
I can't wait to make Max viscerally uncomfortable with my scrawny sub-five foot walking affront to sense and God.
Now, who's willing to take up some of Miyuki's grooming regiment? Yumeiko will offer blessed tail touches to counter Miyuki's curse, in exchange.
I need to look at these pictures more. Holy crap Iris.
Achieng: *google* Can... wolves... swim..
And in response, Iris will happily use the top of her head as an arm rest each time she does it.