[OOC] Umbra Rose Condos

[Mistress Dizzy]

Achieng: *quietly googling soy sauce*

[CitrusArms]

*grabs Miyuki by the ear and drags her away* I see we need to talk.

[Lemons]

"Have you ever considered mixing soy sauce with blood? It's much better than you think it is." Lil fangy grin, "I have a bottle in my room if you'd like to experiment."

[Xaltwind]

Owowowowow~!! It was a joke, just a joke, puddin'! Ow, let go, you'll stretch it, you'll stretch it! Mark my words, Max, you'll pay for thiiiiiiiiiiiis!

*Dragged off behind closed doors to receive punishment*

[Lemons]

Oh my god does she call people puddin', that's adorable and I love it.

[Mistress Dizzy]

Achieng cannot taste salt so I don't think soy sauce would taste quite right.

[BunniesOfDoom]

Max’s thoughts on all his terrifying lovely neighbors. (None of this stuff actually happened ((yet?)))
On Velvet: “i appreciate a quiet resident. She’s even offered to let me borrow her video games.” *Please stop staring at my neck. Please stop staring at my neck. Oh god, please stop staring at my neck. I forgot my garlic necklace in my room…*
On Achieng: “She seems nice but that’s a LOT of fangs and also the weakly meat deliveries are really heavy and oh god that’s beef right? RIGHT?!”
On Qaymu: “Wait, you’re saying the old man is a *dragon*?! Like a DRAGON-dragon?! Like fire breathing, human eating, gold hoarding dragon?! Oh god is that dragon profiling? He gave me a weird necklace last week and now I cant take it off and I might be cursed to keep dropping coffee mugs…”
On Iris: “She seems friendly but I had to install these heavy duty manacles in her unit last week and I’m not gonna kink shame or anything but they were like the REAL DEAL and now I can’t look her in the eye.”
On Alphonse: *WHAT THE HECK IS THAT AND WHY DOES HE HAVE FOUR ARMS!?!?*
On Miyuki: “The first time we talked I think I broke a blood vessel in my face and now I hide under the desk when I see her coming into the entryway.”
On Yumeiko: “She seems really nice but also I usually see her with Miyuki so under the desk I go. She gave me some really beautiful prayer beads once.”
On Kai: “Not innately terrifying but he sure does like the pool and I keep having to pick scales out of the filter.
On Nicholas: “Oh thank the gods, another normal human!”
On Varlam: *Y U NEED SO MANY LIMBS?! Y NO WEAR PANTS?!*

@LupusIntus

Iris is going to cry in her corner now. Excuse me

[Xaltwind]

Oh my god does she call people puddin', that's adorable and I love it.

@Lemons

She calls Yumeiko puddin'. ANd only when her refined, classy act gets removed for... Whatever... reasons. ^^

[BunniesOfDoom]

Our characters are accepted! I wanna post so bad haha. Waiting till Sunday is gonna kill me!

[Xaltwind]

Still waiting on that elusive gorgon though. ^^

[LupusIntus]

Our characters are accepted! I wanna post so bad haha. Waiting till Sunday is gonna kill me!

@BunniesOfDoom

Awooooooo!

[Lemons]

I can't wait to make Max viscerally uncomfortable with my scrawny sub-five foot walking affront to sense and God.

[BunniesOfDoom]

I can't wait to make Max viscerally uncomfortable with my scrawny sub-five foot walking affront to sense and God.

@Lemons

And in response, Iris will happily use the top of her head as an arm rest each time she does it.

[CitrusArms]

Now, who's willing to take up some of Miyuki's grooming regiment? Yumeiko will offer blessed tail touches to counter Miyuki's curse, in exchange.

[Lemons]

@CitrusArms Velvet is here to cause problems, principally for herself, by doing things exactly like this.

[Mistress Dizzy]

I need to look at these pictures more. Holy crap Iris.

Achieng: *google* Can... wolves... swim..

[LupusIntus]

I can't wait to make Max viscerally uncomfortable with my scrawny sub-five foot walking affront to sense and God.

@Lemons

*Max standing at the front desk, dressed im a halloween priest costume, neck weighed down with a hundred necklaces bearing every holy symbol he could find.* why yes… this is our new uniform. No no need to confirm that with management.

Now, who's willing to take up some of Miyuki's grooming regiment? Yumeiko will offer blessed tail touches to counter Miyuki's curse, in exchange.

@CitrusArms

*Max being dragged by the collar into Miyuki’s room, tears staining his face.* NO NO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I DIDNT READ THE JOB DESCRIPTION! NOOOOOOOOOO~ *Door slams, screaming continues.*

[BunniesOfDoom]

I need to look at these pictures more. Holy crap Iris.

Achieng: *google* Can... wolves... swim..

@Mistress Dizzy

Okay so like, let me explain.

You ever feel a need, no the very reason for your being, to rip apart everything living thing around you and then to devour those shredded pieces until there is nothing left on this earth but you and the blood moon? -blinks a few times-

Yeahhh, I need those things.

[Expendable]

Started building Qaymu's apartment in Sketchup. This is just the main floor and the two balconies. Working on the spiral staircase.

rough build

[Lemons]

And in response, Iris will happily use the top of her head as an arm rest each time she does it.

@BunniesOfDoom

"I am a higher vampire! Ancient queen of the night! The unquestionable apex predator of the entire human order!"
"I am not an armrest!"