[OOC] Umbra Rose Condos

[Xaltwind]

Jeez, you're all so sad! Everyones just SAD!
Velvet's sad, Suzy's sad, Theria's sad that Suzy's sad, Qaymu's sad, Iris is sad, Max is... Well, Max is always sad, but in a different way. Ya'll sad!

Why can't you guys be more like Ryu and ENJOY life? You know, sleep for a few centuries, gobble up some knights, roast some village(r)s, use a volcano as your toilet. You know? Carefree and stronk liek ox!

... Also, just outta curiosity, do you folks prefer horse skewers, or horse haunches? Asking for a friend.

[BunniesOfDoom]

We're monsters! Some of us are cursed to be this way and Suzy is legit dead! She has a right to be sad!

And to be fair, only one part of Iris is sad and broody. The wolf is happy as can be lol

[CitrusArms]

There we go. We've been in the cafeteria for a while.

[Carlyle]

We're monsters! Some of us are cursed to be this way and Suzy is legit dead! She has a right to be sad!

And to be fair, only one part of Iris is sad and broody. The wolf is happy as can be lol

@BunniesOfDoom

Everything is cold and miserable for Suzy it'd be a miracle she'd be anything but sad. Probably why she latches onto Velvet since she's always radiating coolness/positivity, especially with those sunglasses.

[Einherjar 906]

Oh.
Not me trying to add a sad character when everyone else is already sad.

[Yankee]

Oh.
Not me trying to add a sad character when everyone else is already sad.

@Einherjar 906

I think that just means they'll fit right in

[Red Wizard]

@CitrusArms Good stuff! I'll get on transporting us outside in my next post.

[CitrusArms]

For anyone wondering, my mistake was regarding my own previous post. She ordered a strawberry milkshake, not a vanilla one.

[Lugubrious]

I'll be posting later today for Khalid in the lobby, interacting with Theria, Max, and Rebecca.

[Lemons]

@Xaltwind Velvet's not sad! Velvet is explicitly not sad about her family dying since it's been so long! Velvet is dead and a gamer! She's just vibing!

[LupusIntus]

Jeez, you're all so sad! Everyones just SAD!
Velvet's sad, Suzy's sad, Theria's sad that Suzy's sad, Qaymu's sad, Iris is sad, Max is... Well, Max is always sad, but in a different way. Ya'll sad!

Why can't you guys be more like Ryu and ENJOY life? You know, sleep for a few centuries, gobble up some knights, roast some village(r)s, use a volcano as your toilet. You know? Carefree and stronk liek ox!

... Also, just outta curiosity, do you folks prefer horse skewers, or horse haunches? Asking for a friend.

@Xaltwind

Ok hold the phone, Max is TERRIFIED but that's different than SAD.

[Massasauga]

I'll be posting later today for Khalid in the lobby, interacting with Theria, Max, and Rebecca.

@Lugubrious

I forgot to put something in about Khalid

Bruh

[Carlyle]

@Xaltwind Velvet's not sad! Velvet is explicitly not sad about her family dying since it's been so long! Velvet is dead and a gamer! She's just vibing!

@Lemons

Pictured: Velvet

[Expendable]

Jeez, you're all so sad! Everyones just SAD!
Velvet's sad, Suzy's sad, Theria's sad that Suzy's sad, Qaymu's sad, Iris is sad, Max is... Well, Max is always sad, but in a different way. Ya'll sad!

Why can't you guys be more like Ryu and ENJOY life? You know, sleep for a few centuries, gobble up some knights, roast some village(r)s, use a volcano as your toilet. You know? Carefree and stronk liek ox!

... Also, just outta curiosity, do you folks prefer horse skewers, or horse haunches? Asking for a friend.

@Xaltwind

Eat humans? This isn't the 16th century anymore! They're so bloated with fats and toxins, they're disgusting. Haven't you heard what happened to Nessie? About the only decent ones out there are the true vegetarians. You gotta eat organic if you want to make it to the next millennium.

[Lemons]

@Carlyle You dare imply that Velvet would ever use an Apple? She is a gamer with standards!

[Massasauga]

<Snipped quote by Xaltwind>

Eat humans? This isn't the 16th century anymore! They're so bloated with fats and toxins, they're disgusting. Haven't you heard what happened to Nessie? About the only decent ones out there are the true vegetarians. You gotta eat organic if you want to make it to the next millennium.

@Expendable

My Hider

[Red Wizard]

@Expendable Ryū rolls her eyes, "Wuss".

[Xaltwind]

... The only person who needs any therapy here is the resident random neck-muncher... *grumbles and gives Velvet a side-eye after looking at business card from a certain foreigner*

... And maybe the girlw ith anger-issues.

[BunniesOfDoom]

I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!

Ahem.
That being said. Will therapy be free?