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4 days ago
Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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16 days ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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1 mo ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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1 mo ago
Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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2 mos ago
Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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@MrSkimobile


My writing sample is from a story I wrote a while back. Still working out some of this. Do you recommend an artist?
@Expendable Does this town have a name? And do you have an idea of where it is?


Ruin City is its current name. It's in what used to be Nevada, but it's northwest of Las Vegas. Could be Carson, could be Reno, or some unincorporated town that isn't on most maps. The shakes did a lot of damage to roads and road signs - the city itself may have shifted somewhat. It's been a long while since anyone said the original name.




I've got a concept, I'm just needing to convert that concept to your system.
Jase the Assassin (Mosslit Crew)

??? — ??? Forest




The knight put herself in front of them and took the brunt of the strange bird's attack - but now it was trying to fly off with the knight and her sheild. Probably hoping to drop her from a great height like she was a turtle so it could smash through the knight's metal shell.

The ice mage iced one of its wings, but they needed to drag it down.

"I'm too old for this sh..." Jase yells, the young half-elf jumping onto the knight's back, knife still in hand. This giant bird probably snatched whole sheep and cows to bring to its nest, his weight along with the knight wasn't probably going to do much - but it was clearly a predator, a meat eater. The weird feathers on his belly would be shorter than its flight feathers, so he needed to jam his blade between the rows and slash, while making sure he stayed well away from its beak.

Crawling to the knight's side to where the sheild wasn't between him and the bird, he started jabbing at the bird's side, under its feathers, again and again, praying to strike an artery.

"I wish I had a shotgun...!" Jase calls out. "Or is that against I-see-kee rules?!"

Why people fall for this romantisized fantasy, he had no idea. The middle ages were brutal, short, and stank.

@Crusader Lord@Thunder999999@Crimson Paladin
Jase the Assassin (Mosslit Crew)

??? — ??? Forest




Jase's smile slipped as he saw the ice mage had cast his icicles at the bird's head - which it could easily bob out of the way.

"Center of mass!" he yells, "Center of mass! Aim at its torso!"

What he others were doing, he had no idea, but for now, its attention was on them. Hopefully, this wasn't a feint. If it darted around them to go for the others, it might still try to side-slash them with its wing. The knight at least had good protection, but how would it fare against the bird?

In any case, he had to be ready to jump - and hoped that he could with this strange, untrained body.



@Crusader Lord@Thunder999999@Crimson Paladin
This looks interesting. Got room for one more?
Jase the Assassin (Mosslit Crew)

??? — ??? Forest



"Everyone get ready to fight for your lives! I'm not keen on dying a second time!" Javal yelled as the bird rushed them.

It was weird, the bird wasn't fighting the way it should.

"Vrelenor," Jase yelled, pulling out his knife and falling naturally into a knife figher's stance, the blade an extension of his arm. "Shoot it! Shoot it right now, and keep hitting it! I've got one, maybe two chances and then it'll be your turn."

If the outside was armored, the ice should shatter, making the best point to strike through its open mouth, driving the blade into the brain. Not something a creature like that would expect. But even with his skills, no guarantee of an instant kill, either. It was a nice arm, it would be a shame to lose it already.



@Crusader Lord@Thunder999999@Crimson Paladin
@Red Wizard - I'm thinking she should probably have some basic camping supplies - a tent, bed roll, etc. Possibly a horse or pony.
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