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3 days ago
Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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15 days ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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1 mo ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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1 mo ago
Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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2 mos ago
Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Also I cannot stop thinking about Max being constantly frozen in the most embarrassing poses: trying to catch the pen Theria just dropped, statued while trying to hold his pants up after she tripped and snagged them, falling backwards into the pool after she bumped him. Someone HAS to have a photo wall of all the petrified poses.


There was that time Qaymu came into the lobby while it was raining and seeing the coat rack was full, used a petrified Max to hold his wet hat, trench coat and umbrella while Elephtheria was fetching the antidote.
I'm reminded of Modest Medusa.

I like her, she seems like fun. One suggestion - if there's people Elephtheria don't want to unpetrify, I'm sure they'd make excellent store manniquins.

Do the tennants who fail to pay their fees wind up petrified in the garden? Inquiring minds and all that.
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Achieng: ....pff. Ha! HAHahaha! After your body?! My goodness. I could do better.


Nobody's safe when Achieng gets that soy sauce....

I should probably make a list of rooms that are already taken...

Qaymu's Resident list

Achieng Chima - Watumaji -Grad Student - 1-107. Always looks like she's smiling, but there's something deeper. Big appetite. After my body for a snack and my gold to pay off her student debts.

Max - Human - Front Desk - 1-113. Amulet doesn't seem to be protecting him much, an easy grip metal or plastic coffee cup might work out better. Or a case of them. Has access to the master keys, possible threat to my bedding.

Velvet Coventry - Vampire - Evening Bartender - 1-205. Looks familiar. Wants my blood and my gold to buy games. If she sips my blood, remember to put her ashes in a clean jar and whatever you do, don't bleed on it. Watch out for a blood vial.

Miyuki no Suzuyami - Kyuubi - No known occupation. 1-407. Freeloader.

Yumeiko - Kinko Seishin - Priestess. 1-407. Seeking donations.

Nicholas Nightengale - Shapeshifter (local) - night guard. 1-501. Hard to pin down.

Iris Madril - Werewolf - no known occupation. 2-105. Avoid during the full moon.

Elephtheria (Theria) Lasthena - Gorgon - Assistant Manager - 2-202. Master key, not an easy target for anyone who wants to take it.

Alphonse Dreary - Mothman - Former(?) Psychopomp. 2-502. After my books and the woolens.

Qaymu - Dragon - Temporarily Retired/part-time stage magician. 2-506. Must guard against myself.

Ryū - Red Dragon - No known occupation, 3-303. Definite threat to both my bedding and apartment space.

Kai Nereus - Merman - Water Shaper. 3-305. Threat to sanity from all the questions.

Varlam - Sirin - Janitor. 3-506. Talker/Scavenger, likely to take dropped coins and books.


Started building Qaymu's apartment in Sketchup. This is just the main floor and the two balconies. Working on the spiral staircase.

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That or a ghost that possesses stuff. And would need to animate a manequin in order to kinda-sorta blend-in (or just not be seen).
-A ghost would be kinda fun since how the heck is a vampire supposed to kill a ghost?


How about a ghost possessing someone who's in a long term coma, believed to be a vegetable?


I've made v1.1s before. And a 1.2. Sometimes you think you're done, but then your muse comes back and says hey. Idiot. We're not done here.


I've suddenly had the idea that Qaymu, when he's not performing stage magic at children's parties owns a small antiques bodega. Only his items are sometimes cursed (and not by him)...
Sometimes a second character just pops up.

Blackjack joined the others just as the familiar shout went out, "Captain on the deck."

Four years in the Navy had him reacting instinctively, twisting in place to face the direction of the shout and coming to attention. Another Human Navy tradition came to mind - the fact there's only one captain aboard a ship. If this was a Human ship, he'd be getting an unofficial promotion to major - he wondered what sort of tradition they'd have on this ship?

When the captain announced "At ease", he assumed a relaxed position. Someone was talking behind him - allowed in the Human army, but not the Human navy - this was going to be an adjustment.

Of course, he wasn't playing the lead here. Rule one was not to outshine command staff. For a moment, he wondered if there was bad news from home. His mother was past forty - for a Valkyrii, that was ancient. But no, they weren't looking directly at him.

And no sign of his supplies. Or his cases, that should have been delievered by now. Perhaps that was all in his compartment? John shuddered briefly, hoping the unknown prankster hadn't struck again.
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