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Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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What if it's something like, if you've brought a lot of death or seen enough of it, you can sense his presence? That could be interesting. With each death you encounter, you grow a stronger and stronger sense of him? Just a possibility.


It's possible. Some might have an innate ability to see Death. And the way Qaymu sees death may not be the way others see them.
@Expendable
Is your dude just casually chatting up death?


I cleared it beforehand with Dragonydas, Death is now an NPC.
He never speaks, you just know what he's saying without actually hearing it.

Players will have to decide for themselves if their character can see Death or not. I suspect Velvet & Suzy can.

Death may pop in simply as a reminder to long-lived characters that they themselves are not immortal.

Expendable with the Monty Python "and now for sometime completely different"

Only it's totally somber and not a comedy bit.

Casual chat with death, huh? Not something you normally associate with dragons. Interesting.


I doubt there's many dragons Death would want to talk to, there's so few who could see Death. They've sorta bumped into each other over the years. Qaymu is often left wondering why Death chose to visit. He may check for knights outside his door.

There's an old movie over here which tells the tale of a knight during the Black Plague-period, and he ends up playing chess with Death. He does this on a bet that if he wins, he gets to live. But if Death wings, he - and all his retainers and family - all get scythed.

... He doesn't win...

... Qaymu doesn't have a chessboard in his hoard, right...?


Several in the games chest. Including a roll-up board with disks for each of the pieces from a WW2 Red Cross parcel. They do play, sometimes, but never for stakes.

Death is an incredible player of many games of chance and strategy.

I'm drawing a blank on how to make a reply post with enough meat on the bones. The pressure of not having posted for five days due to work is making me lose focus. Bear with me


I think she might be pining for more freedom to move about, myself. It's a good-sized courtyard, but still confining I would think. If there was only some place she might go?



Has she had breakfast, yet? perhaps new companions can join her for a bite.
Qaymu


Bldg 2, Qaymu's Apt.



It's grown.

Qaymu froze, turning to face the figure currently standing in front of his Memories wall. He had heard nothing, but it had chosen to make itself known to him.

"Yes, a friend died today...."
Will die today, the figure shrugged. My sympathies. You do understand, it's nothing personal.

"Yes..." Qaymu drawls. "How... how did you get in?"
Is that what you want to ask of me? One could almost see the grin. I am everywhere. What you call reality is merely a shadow of existence.

"So, why are you here?" Qaymu asks, sweating. "Is it...?"
Spoilers. Although I do wonder when it's your time, who will put your remembrance on the shelf? Perhaps, if you don't mind, I can do that for you. When the time comes.
"Thank...you?"

Oh no, the figure said, turning so he could see the light of eternity glowing through the eye socket. Thank you. That would be a simple courtesy, one professional to another. May I have a cup of tea?

"Tea? Oh yes, certainly...!" Qaymu said, turning towards the kitchen.

Oh dear, I need to run. Another time, perhaps?

Qaymu turned, but the apparition had already vanished.

"Another time," he replied, hollowly.





Location: Town Square



In the square, a farmer's wagon came to a stop, and he knocked on the wall behind him.

"We're here."

The hay rustled, then a small figure wearing army leathers appeared, climbing down with her pack and her belongings.
"Thank you," Gabs said. "Could you tell me where I can find 'Balenof's', mister..?"

"Mooney. Half-blind Mooney. Look behind you," the farmer said. "You see that tavern in the middle?"
Gabs smiled, taking in the fresh paint, neat appearance, and sharply dressed patrons. "Yeah, I..."
"Well, that ain't it," the farmer spat. "On this side of the square, find Lost street."

"Find the lost street? How am I...?"
"Nah, find the street with the lost street sign. Some idiot took it down and never put up a new one. Anyway, when the town went to put one up again, nobody could remember what the name of the street was."
"They lost the name of the street?"
"It were the year of the goblins raids, little buggers comin' up outta the sewers. We were a mite busy at the time."
"No maps?"
"Burned."
"So you used to live here? Why did you leave?"
"Couldn't stand all the excitement, and people kept making fun of my wooden leg."
"Your wooden leg?"
"Aye, they used this carved post from a bawdy house what burned down durnin' the goblin raids, and everyone what sawed it were ogling it mighty fierce, and makin' jokes. Not me, of course. Can't twist it ta see the front. Back's nice."

"Ah," Gabs said, her cheeks burning, "When you picked me up, you said you were coming to town to get..."
"A mirror, aye," The farmer spat, staring down at her down his nose. "Savin' up for three years now. Want ta see what all the fuss' about."

"Right. So Balenof's is down the lost street?"
"Keep going until you see that hole what's left of the Mage guild. Best not go to close to it, people keep fallin' in and never come out. There's an alley to the right, and on the next street, you'll see the Gruel House."

"The Gruel House."
"Run by a buncha monks. The gruel and the ale's cheap, but ya gotta listen to this long-winded monk in da corner the entire time as he rants on about the sins of this world. Real bitter about it, too, I think he regrets missin' out. Plus he keeps insulting my wooden leg."
"That's ah, that's too bad."
"I'll probably drop in tonight after I get my mirror."
"You ah, you do that. Um, so when I see the Gruel House...?"
"Balenof's is to yer left, they're behind the Mage Guild.
"Why are they behind the Mage Guild if all what's left is some hole?"
"Land were cheap."

"Why don't they just fill the hole?"
"Well, it's floating in mid-air and if ya get too close..."
"You fall in," Gabs sighs.
"If you get a room at Balenof's, try not ta get an end one. They shake worse than most and sometimes something falls off and into the hole. The only good thing is the rooms are dry despite half the shingles gone. The rain..."
"Goes into the hole," she interrupts. "Thanks for the ride."
"Take care, boy."

Gabriella shot him a hot glare, but he had already flicked the reins and heading out of the square. Taking a last glance at the tavern behind her, she sighs and starts checking for a street without a street sign.

Entering Balenof's, the room grew quiet, glancing down at Gabs in her army leathers - then when they saw she was alone, they ignored her and went back to their conversations. Gabs scowled and made her way to the bar.

"Bar keep!" Gabs called out, waving her hand at the man leaning behind the bar, talking to another patron. He sighed and came down.

"Boy, you're too young to be in here," he said. "Best go home and put yer dad's leathers back before he finds out."
"I'm not a boy," Gabs scowls, fishing out a couple of coppers and putting them on the bar top, "I need an ale after what I had to go through to find this place, and I want to know where I can find 'the helping hand'."

"Hah, the 'Helping Hand'," the brute sitting next to her sneered. "You don't look so..."
Gab's hand grabbed the brute's beard and she pulled hard, slamming his face into the bar top. Dazed, he raised his head, only for Gabs to pull it down twice more. He slipped off the stool and fell to the floor, his nose bleeding heavily.

She then glanced up at the bar keep. "Where's my ale?"

After drinking half of her tankard, the bar keep pointed over to where the old man and the lordling sat.

"Hey," Gabrielle said as she came up. "The sheriff in Middleton told me to see 'The Helping Hand.' I need a job."
Expert treasure hunter, if you don't mind! ;P

Besides, this town probably doesn't have a thieves' guild. And she's ex-army, which makes her immediately suspect.


SO just how slightly Elvish is she? Soft points on her ears? See in the dark? Longer lifespan?
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I'm hoping as a celestial they're lawful-good.

So no killing troublemakers unless they break "ze-rulez".


I'd hope so. Celestial rules seem to be a bit looser over targets of opportunity.
@Expendable & @Cyrania
Feel free to put them in the character tab :)

Sorry, forgot to add a quiver with 20 arrows. I'll add a picture later.
Qaymu's new worry is the new maid - who undoubtedly has a master key to all the apartments - including his.

That's she's part-celestial is concerning, what's the chances she might decide to smite some of the residents?
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