Banjo found himself a quiet adjunct room and nestled in to make his call. "Snow Bunny / Hot Boss" appeared on the display as his phone dialled and he pulled it to his ear.
"Hello? I thought you had court today, or has something happened." Calliope answered the phone. She was adorned in a white blouse and pastel blue power pantsuit combination that flowed easily and could set the tone wordlessly in seconds. It also cost more than a young Banjo had expected to make in six months. But such things are expected of senior name partners of one of the biggest Civil Rights law firms in the United States.
"I did... Preliminary hearing. Just been and gone.""Oh, so you're free today? You wanted to make plans?""No, I--" He paused, taking a beat to try and think how this conversation might go.
"--I need 'off the reservation'.""Oh." Calliope replied.
It was a euphemism the pair had coined back when Banjo left his own practice and came to start working at her firm.
Whilst he'd mainly cleaned up his act and calmed down considerably over the years, he still had his moments. Times where he needed to cut loose and-- engage the more chaotic parts of his own personality.
It was part of his unwritten agreement with her in working there, that one case a year he could take and get 'free rein'. He'd cut all communications with any senior partners in order to maintain a degree of plausible deniability should any of his actions be questioned by the BAR or other authorities, and be allowed to handle his own case however he saw fit.
Any of his actions, the buck would stop with him, perhaps there'd be a reputational ding by association, but he'd be viewed as his own element and absorb all of the responsibility and liability.
"Has it been-- it hasn't been a year already? When was the Benítez trial?""Trial date was set thirteen months ago."Calliope didn't like how that was phrased.
"Yes. And when exactly was the trial date?""..."Calliope had hit on something and she knew it. She didn't need to be in the same room as him to read him like a book.
"About eleven months..." He mumbled.
"Mmm...""Okay, okay... alright... My birthday's coming up?" He said pleadingly.
"I already bought your present from Soma." She replied. No bargaining chip there. He furrowed his brow, until a realisation crossed his mind.
"Wait-- Soma doesn't sell menswea-- oh." He chuckled as the gears clicked at the name of the city's high-end lingerie boutique.
His mind raced over what else he had to barter with. Oh. Oh no...
He closed his eyes and hit himself over the head with the phone a few times.
"It... occurs to me... that Easter is coming.""Yes?""I could--" He began talking through gritted teeth.
"--be civil. To your father. Over Easter.""Boy, you really, really want this one don't you? Innocent?""..."Calliope considered the weight of his silence.
"Oh no... You drew that new ADA from New York and just found out his name, didn't you..?""I am not pleading out to a guy named--""Oh, Andrew..." His brain almost short-circuited as she used the name in disappointment. One of the main ways she'd use it.
"He's a prick, anyway. Ambitious over-extending bastard... All these young prosecuters need to be broken in anyway..." He began to justify.
"So... Easter. Do you mean it?" She dragged himback to the negotiating table. Closing the deal.
"Well, if I could walk it back to just being civil to your mother, I'd prefer it...""We'll be there all day." She reminded him.
"If you're holdin' me to it, yeah... I can do it." He was pretty sure he could anyway. Probably.
"Well, I suppose then. 'Off the reservation' it is.""Well, good. ...""..." A heavy waited pause hung over the phone.
"What? What is it..?""So about this birthday present...""Oh my god..!""What, I'm not looking for photos or anything... I'll settle for a vague description...""You're unbelievable!" She pulled her blouse away from her chest as if to let out the heat, whilst shaking her head down the phone.
"So you've been known to tell me... What? Sometimes I like to 'shake the box' and think about what I'm gonna get." He reasoned.
"No!""No?""No." Calliope said, wide flustered smile across her face in her office, thankful that the call was made whilst she was alone with her door closed.
"Well... can't blame a fella f'r tryin'... Talk to you later, yeah?""Bye, love. See you tonight.""Will do. Don't work too late."He hung up the call, and left the quiet room. Warm woods gave way to cold cement as he made his way down to the court's holding cells to see his client, smoothly passing through the bureaucracy with the earned familiarity of experience.
"So what's the word, man. What's this big thing? Did it work out?" Edgar asked, as he approached his cell, they hunched into one corner to talk.
"As it so happens it did. Big break just came your way. You just got what every prosecutor in the Four Corners States region wakes up in a cold sweat at the thought of.""What's that?"The corners of his mouth curled upwards unsheathing his full smile.
Banjo bein' Banjo.- - -