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Current GM of World of Light. When it comes to writing, there's nothing I love more than imagination, engagement, and commitment. I'm always open to talk, suggestion, criticism, and collaboration. While I try to be as obliging, helpful, and courteous as possible, I have very little sympathy for ghosts, and anyone who'd like to string me along. Straightforwardness is all I ask for.

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Kunad Highway

Level 11 Tora (88/110) Level 11 Poppi (88/110)
Midna’s @DracoLunaris, Geralt’s @Multi_Media_Man, Pit’s @Yankee, Blazermate and Susie’s @Archmage MC, Sakura and Karin’s @Zoey Boey, Raz’s @TruthHurts22, Bede’s @Crimson Flame, Roxas’ @Double, Benedict’s @Dark Cloud
Word Count: 2139


Rays of nuclear power shone down across the mobile battlefield, and in their wake a handful of uncanny, unnatural explosions -more like sustained energy fields than fiery blasts- wreaked havoc for both trucks and Seekers alike. Tora and Poppi, not recognizing the element at work, made themselves scarce the moment it reared its ugly head. Tora jumped into Poppi’s arms so that both could abandon ship, jetting away from the spot where they bid Sandman farewell to an untouched truck closer to the front.

Of course, that also gave them both a good view of Blazermate and Susie sound asleep the second before Mafreidyne fried them. Their futuristic and cutting-edge technology, bereft of radiation hardening, left both woefully vulnerable to the brutal combo executed by Sandman and Trumpeter together. “Oh no!” Tora cried, reaching out his wing as the machine girls stirred, their circuitry melted and their metal warped by the esoteric blowout. “Friends okay!?”

They might not be okay, but they were still functional, and nobody could patch the two of them up like Blazermate herself. Together the duo fought through the debilitating pain admirably in order to resume their bombardment, although to the Medabot’s continued misfortune a giant pothole in the road jostled her truck so severely that the Engineer’s sentry toppled off its roof to smash to pieces by the wayside. With them doing the best they could, Tora turned his attention -and Poppi her revolvers- to the source of this chaos: the Trumpeter.

After what happened, most of their allies were naturally thinking along the same lines, too. Midna escaped through the darkness, slithering through shadows of stone, tree, and brush to reach a spot up ahead where she could set up a high-caliber ambush. With Trumpeter floating above the rearmost trucks in the convoy it got a heaping portion of lead, and though not weak to Gun the airborne demon did not appreciate her barrage. Before it could retaliate, though, Geralt’s bomb detonated in its skeletal face, prompting a cheer of encouragement from Tora. “Show that boneypon what-for, Geralt!” he cried.

“Hnnngh…” the Trumpeter groaned as it found its magic suppressed by the bluish slivers that now studded its bone and peppered its robes. The Witcher followed with his crossbow, expertly adjusting for the rattle and roll of the truck beneath his feet before firing to add onto his arrow damage from before. Tora and Poppi boosted over to join him in what looked like a good middle-of-the-pack position, the former wielding the Variable Saber in shotgun mode and the latter her two new plus-size revolvers. Even if they landed only one shot in three, their efforts joined with Geralt’s to form a barrage that Trumpeter could not ignore, forcing it to block.

The Witcher’s Yrden trap wouldn’t see much use, however, since the other four demons that remained were facing staunch opposition of their own. Back at the school bus, while Midna gained on it from behind in her appropriated Warthog, Roxas took his scissor-wielding adversary to task. His Firaga missed as Atropos swerved away from it, putting her Dodge Fire skill to good use to avoid her weakness, but soon after the keyblade wielder’s acrobatic prowess brought him into melee range. She went on the defensive without even trying an inelegant cut or stab, with her scissors, but still took a flurry of blows Knocked down to the roof of the bus and forced to hold on for her life, Atropos could only withstand Thundaga as best she could until Benedict intervened.

Once given a little space, however, she pulled back from the fight with Roxas to cast a new spell. “Mediarama,” the twister of fate decreed, and at her incantation all her allies received a burst of healing.

Her support couldn’t have come a moment too soon for Morax, who Karin had been outboxing since the beginning. He exhaled a shuddering breath of relief as the bruises and breaks across his inhuman body mended themselves. Gritting his buffalo teeth in a fearsome scowl, Morax answered the girl’s question with Maragi, then Maragi, then Maragi once again. With his life very much on the line, he poured all his SP into a constant firestorm in an effort to blast Karin into oblivion, going as far as to neglect his footing as he stood at the back of the truck for his all-out offensive.

Poppi clicked her tongue as she saw Trumpeter get healed, and holstered her weapons. With her stock of bullets depleted, there would be no more potshots until her new arms could manufacture another batch of twelve. Tora ceased fire too, knowing (and frustrated by) how little damage the Variable Saber’s shotgun blast of lasers did at this range. If the two meant to make a difference, they’d need to move up, but both of the trucks between them and the rearmost pair harbored a furious fight in progress: Karin versus Morax, and Giovanna versus Ippon-Datara. She also spotted Sakura weaving between the trucks on her motorcycle, and did not envy the brunette’s position. It’d be tough for a brand-new biker to maneuver along a highway at these speeds at all, let alone in circumstances like these. The truck drivers to either side of her didn’t seem too happy about yet another problem for them to deal with, either. “That’s super dangerous!” she yelled down to Sakura over the rushing wind. “If you need help, please don’t hesitate to call Poppi!”

In regards to the one-on-one fights, though, the smith and the secret agent were really going at it. Once forced apart by the fallout of Mafreidyne, the two came together again in explosive fashion. Giovanna dashed in and drove her knee into Ippon-Datara with blistering speed, then launched into a triple side kick while leaning on Rei for support, and finished with a spectacular Sepultra spin kick. Her foe staggered back, but just as quickly hopped forward again on his single leg, undeterred. One Sledgehammer was all it took to blow open Giovanna’s guard, preventing any sort of punishment on her part. “Uh huh.” She dashed back to deftly avoid a follow-up haymaker. “Offense it is, then.” Ippon-Datara rampaged toward her, slamming the ground over and over again like a wind-up toy, and Giovanna chose her moment.

She flipped backward with Sol Nascente to counterhit her foe as he barged in, then dashed in to pummel him with a storm of kicks before he could get started again. He kept trying to mash her with his hammer while getting up, only to be struck down again or trade at best, and just when he finally learned his lesson Giovanna dashed in for a grab instead. She vaulted onto his shoulders and rammed her fists into his head to give him an electrifying Temple Massage with the tasers in her gloves. Enraged, Ippon-Datara grabbed her with his tongs to try and throw her off, and when her leg lock around his neck wouldn’t be dislodged he swung his hammer up to loosen her grip with a concussive blow. He threw Giovanna off the truck, only for Rei to manifest beneath her and give her a boost back up. She tumbled across the roof into a crouch, her face tightened from pain as she held her shoulder. Ippon-Datara charged again, but this time the duo cut him short ahead of time with a low sweep. “Hmph!” Giovanna linked that into Burst Time, striking the ground with a lightning wave followed by a quadruple flaming backflip kick to finish the brute off.

While that happened, Raz pulled off his own gambit. As Tora and Poppi looked on, he used his regained power to daringly snatch Trumpeter’s titular trumpet right out from under its nose-hole. It wouldn’t be much use to the psychonaut except as an impromptu bludgeon, but Trumpeter was none too happy even after its heal. Silenced and disarmed, it could do little more than glower as the Seekers seized their chance. Bede bid his Pokemon attack, and Tora did the same for his partner. “Poppi, now!” he called.

“Going all in!” The artificial blade took the Variable Saber in hand and boosted up past Giovanna to deliver a lightning-fast aerial combination. She finished with a backflip slice into a shotgun blast that propelled her away, only for Tora to fly up after her thanks to a team jump with Peach and spike one of the princess’s Grenaducks into the harbinger’s face. Its blast threw him into Poppi, who caught him so both could land back down on the trucks safely.

Soonafter, however, the dimeritium shards had lost their potency. Despite the theft of its instrument, Trumpeter unleashed Abyssal Surge. Suffocating darkness swaddled the Seekers in a wide range around it, inducing a medium chance of Despair. Crippling mental anguish pierced those afflicted, leaving them unable to act beyond clinging to the trucks. Bede’s Aromatherapy and Blazermate’s status cure wouldn’t just be blessings, but lifesavers, for if allowed to persist too long that despair would leave the afflicted unconscious.

Unfortunately for the heroes, they had more than despair to worry about. A chorus of honking arose from the trucks, prompting their riders to look ahead. Having been going uphill for a few moments, the convoy now neared a series of the dripping black bridges that spanned some of the scrubland’s many canyons, these ones featuring frothing rivers at the bottom. With the bridges in better condition but narrower than the road, the trucks packed in tight to fit, forcing Sakura to pull back, and putting everyone else in close proximity. “Meeh!” Tora cried, holding his partner in a deathgrip as the two nearly fell off. “Poppi,” he begged. “Please to snap out of it!”

“Existence is meaningless,” Poppi deadpanned, her eyes lifeless. “Happiness is fleeting…death is a certainty…”

“Meh meh meh, this bad!” Tora looked up as Trumpeter began to cast, but its focus seemed to be elsewhere. It let loose Mafreidyne behind the convoy, trying to bomb Midna and Sakura. This was his chance! With no other option, Tora whipped out his tools and took Poppi offline for an emergency reboot.

Unfortunately, he failed to account for one leftover demon, wounded but very much alive. Leering evilly, Belphegor arose to assail the united team. “Grahaha!” he guffawed as he cast Mabufula, capitalizing on the pandemic of despair with a widespread deluge of ice. Tora threw himself over Poppi to shield her with his own body.

After another few moments, the trip across the bridges came to an end, putting the fleet of trucks back on solid ground among the ridges and canyons. Up ahead lay the ground continued to slope upward toward the massive ravine, with Midgar more clearly visible than ever on the opposite side. When Giovanna squinted, however, she made out a welcome sight slowly getting bigger: a beefy Cargpbob twin rotor tandem-engine helicopter, the very one she called in for extraction earlier. It sported an undercarriage-mounted hook perfect for carrying one vehicle, and it cruised her way at a crisp hundred miles an hour, which still wasn’t as fast as Giovanna would have liked. By her best guess, it would reach the convoy about the same time as they reached the ravine, which sounded like a recipe for very brave and stupid ideas.

As it turned out, the group did not have the luxury of choice. For the second time that trip, Giovanna heard the sound of an engine out in the scrubland, although this time it came from in front, and it sounded like more than one. A lot more. She winced as she saw a white truck plow onto the scene up ahead, flying up from a lower valley in a cloud of dust. More trucks drove out behind it, clustered together like herd animals, and just like the first they all lacked drivers. More warning honks resounded from the convoy trucks in reply, coupled with panicked shouts from the Bridges personnel driving them. The motors, swears, horns, and road sounds created a frightful cacophony of noise, but Giovanna didn’t need to ask to know what was happening. “Wild trucks!” she yelled back at the Seekers as the clamor died down, replaced by a focused silence as the drivers white-knuckled their wheels. “Forget fighting, we need to move!” Clenching her teeth, she turned to face the incoming stampede, the ravine beyond, and the incoming Cargobob, then sighed. “Goldlewis is never gonna believe my report,” she said flatly. Rei whined, obliging the secret agent to pat her, before the both of them got underway.



The Ruins

Level 10 Nadia (54/100)
Koopa Troop’s @DracoLunaris, Primrose and Therion’s @Yankee, Sectonia’s @Archmage MC, Jesse’s @Zoey Boey, Omori’s @Majoras End, Rubick’s @Scarifar, Adventurer’s @Squashedquatch, Ganondorf’s @Double
Word Count: 1463


Once Nadia made her request, Ganondorf took a moment to mull it over. The fact that he seemed to be contemplating what to tell her implied that he indeed possessed some pertinent information on the subject to share, so the feral left him to it. His pensiveness also gave a couple other Seekers a chance to trickle into the Temple of the Black Egg, including Rubick. Though the battle back at the flowerbed didn’t go his way, he seemed to be okay, or at the very least less focused on his own condition than on the bejeweled stranger before him. The sorcerer apparently perceived some sort of magic in Ganondorf, and while Nadia didn’t see any energies at work when he staged his breakout a couple moments ago, she didn’t doubt that he possessed some sort of supernatural ability. Despite their paltry size and simplicity, even a pair of handcuffs turned out to be astonishingly hard to break, as Nadia could attest. Luckily, as with most things, she had her own ways around such problems. She could scarcely imagine what strength it took to snap chains like rubber bands. The way the man snapped at Bowser was only a little less impressive.

Ganondorf’s deliberation lasted only a few seconds. Then, he fulfilled his end of the bargain. Since he made the offer in the first place Nadia expected him to, but she did not expect just how valuable his response might be. He informed her, and by extension the other Seekers, that their objective lay tantalizingly close at hand, but just beyond their reach. Nadia looked at the great obsidian globe with newfound appreciation, her eyes resting on the intriguing indentations just above the spot where the prisoner had been bound. Three masks, huh? That made sense! Just like the Qliphoth roots in the Dead Zone, it seemed like the perfect number for important things. “Good grief!” she grinned, fresh excitement flowed through her veins. “That’s purrfect! Egg-zactly what we needed!” It wasn’t like this region’s Guardian had been handed to her team on a silver platter, but already this was a much, much better foundation than the Seekers got in the Deep Blue Seaside. A concrete objective did away with so much uncertainty, after all!

She turned to Bowser and the others, her eyes shining. “Hear that? The start and finish line are one and the same! That means all we gotta do is make one big circuit around the underground, get ourselves a three-course meal of masks, and find our way back here to give the Guardian its just desserts! Piece of cake!” Would it be that easy? No way in hell. But as she’d already learned in her adventures thus far, a paw-sitive attitude went a long way when it came to working in a team.

The good news didn’t stop there, however. Ganondorf proceeded to volunteer for tour guide duty, or something like that. Fantastical folks always tended to mince their words a little, but Nadia got the message loud and clear: he was offering to join them on their campaign, and in so doing would make their subterranean journey all the easier. She spun around, a big smile on her face. “Sounds good to me!” she chirped without a second thought. “The more the merrier, right? Leatherback here made it sound like you’re some kinda bad guy, but if we’ve already got one, what’s one more? Accordin’ to the Consuls we’re all bad guys anyway, seein’ as we’re tryin’ to destroy their world and all.”

One of the other new arrivals, Sectonia, then chimed in too. Nadia wasn’t paying enough attention to realize what happened to the Loox, so she only heard that Sectonia also favored cooperation with Ganondorf, although her phrasing earned her a sideways glance from the feral. “Psst! Hey!” she hissed at Sectonia. “Ya can’t just call people ‘dark’!” The big bug probably didn’t know any better, but right now Nadia didn’t want to risk getting on the newcomer’s bad side; if the Seekers didn’t want to go back to the original plan of languishing in the darkness down here, they needed his guidance.

In the minutes that followed however, the swordsman provided just that. In as few words as possible, he outlined both this area and its immediate surroundings according to the information he’d gleaned during his imprisonment. The Ruins, being directly beneath the Chasm that formed the Under’s primary entrance, served as a sort of crossroads for the whole region. Continuing on east past the Temple of the Black Egg would bring them through a nameless, eerie subterranean forest to Hollow Bough, a biome of petrified wood and dried grass rather than stone and stalagmite, infested by thorny red vines and many-legged carpenters. Back the way the Seekers came, a huge basin-like room provided vertical access through much of the Ruins. Its bottom level offered a westward path to the lush Lawn and an eastward one past an abandoned village, though beyond that Ganondorf couldn’t offer much more than some sort of lake around the roots of the Hollow Bough’s trees. Below the Ruins, they could descend into the Dream Canyon, the Fungal Wastes, or the Basement, but without any other concrete knowledge about those places from Ganondorf the Seekers would have to learn more by venturing there themselves.

Therion mentioned the map-maker, and Nadia nodded. “Yeah, yeah!” she agreed. “I think he might be at the bottom of that big open chamber. If the rest of ya wanna scout around a little, a couple of us can scamper down and find him.” The feral waved as she turned to jog back out of the temple, pitter-pattering through the quiet, misty tunnels as she retraced her steps to the big opening from earlier. After a few moments, she stood at a precipice overlooking the Crossroads Cavity.

Sure enough, Nadia could still see the scraps of paper scattered around the carven balconies on the walls and the platforms suspended on their wrought-iron scaffolding, but now that she took a moment to really get a good look at the place out she could pick out less savory details, too. A great many Gruzzer flies the size of exercise balls bumbled blithely around those heights, carelessly bouncing into anything in their path with their fat, round bodies thanks to their comically undersized wings. After a moment, Nadia also glimpsed a sleepy Gruz Mother closer to the bottom, elephant-sized and with a trunk to match, much to her chagrin. Still, nothing that Nadia wouldn’t see coming.

“Alright, bud,” she said to Therion, flashing him a competitive smile. “Time for a crash course in bein’ a cat. Try and keep up!”

Without further ado she tensed up and jumped down, soaring through the air for a brief moment, to land on the first big platform. It rattled beneath the impact, sending a sudden jolt of panic through her, but that was nothing compared to what she felt when a four-eyed cave cricket climbed up from where it had been hanging off the other side.

“WAAAUGH!” As the huge, freakish bug skittered her way Nadia instinctively veered backward, only to nearly fall off the edge . The cricket jumped at her, but Idea sprang into existence and snatched it out of the air. As Nadia watched, equal parts horrified by the insectoid jump scare and exhilarated by her new assist, Idea flung the cricket up, snatched it with its seven tongues, and slammed it back down into the platform before vanishing. Unfortunately for the feral, her new archenemy did not go splat. It began to get up to attack again, but Nadia gathered herself faster. “Cat Scratch Fever! She charged forward with a series of slashes, carving through one surprisingly tough leg with each to leave her foe immobilized. With half its legs gone, it could only struggle as she pierced its abdomen with the final hit, lifted it into the air, and revved up her arm like a drill to scatter the pest to the four winds with the centripetal force.

Panting, Nadia waited a moment for her racing heart to slow down. “Ohh, man,” she gasped. “I’m gonna have a bad day, I just know it…” Once over the scare, she moved to the edge of her platform, hurriedly gauged the jump to the next, and leaped down. Her three hundred sixty four pounds of effective weight promptly smashed right through it and sent her into freefall among the Gruzzers and cave crickets, her face red with anger and embarrassment. “I HATE IT HEREEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee…!”

Edinburgh MagicaPolis

Level 8 Big Band (30/80)
Ace Cadet’s @Yankee, Red’s @TruthHurts22
Word Count: 1599


Fresh snowflakes softly flitted down from the pillowy white wintry clouds upon the empty streets as Band plodded his way along the sidewalks. Even with the way free of snow thanks to those magic thingamajigs, his expression was stormy, and his mood quietly furious. Irons. He wouldn’t be forgetting that odious man’s name or face any time soon. As if his sticken glimpse of New Meridian deep beneath the sea in the Black Line’s Rapture Station earlier that day wasn’t enough, his meeting with the Edinburgh police department managed to stir up even more old memories, but nostalgia was the last thing the grizzled detective felt. How nice it would be if he could forget those miserable years, but no matter how far into the past they sank, they could never quite melt away into the haze beyond memory. Instead those memories were like his shadow, following behind him no matter where he went–even the World of Light.

The cruel irony of bad policemen, who served and protected only their own interests and regarded the law as a weapon to be wielded rather than a principle to be upheld, stung Band no matter where it arose. This Chief Irons might represent a different flavor of evil compared to that which Band knew during his own policing days -less ambitious, maybe- but he represented evil nonetheless. That much, Band could smell. Irons reeked of the animal fat that he methodically scraped off the underside of the hides for the taxidermy he loved so dearly, almost certainly so immersed in the craft that he couldn’t even perceive it himself anymore. The same thing could be said of corruption, not just for Irons but for the whole force, since a leader both set the example for his team and birds of a feather flock together. His audacious and brazen treatment of Detective Lucia Morgan galled Band, not just because the poor woman probably suffered unduly under Irons’ whims compared to the men around her, but also because she reminded Band of himself in those bitter, earlier days. He all too keenly recalled that horrible feeling of futility. Of clinging to one’s principles while surrounded by corruption, of being forced to abide by countless violations while struggling in futility to stem the tide. Those feelings of circling the drain that gnawed away the soul itself. Could he even tell himself that Ben Birdland died a man of virtue that fateful day, rather than subsisting long enough to become another maggot in the pile? How many times by then had he looked the other way when his fellow officers did the wrong thing, after all…?

Band exhaled deeply. He seated himself on a bench that looked like it could take his weight and rubbed at the bridge of his nose with the pads of a mechanical arm, thinking. Maybe I’m just projecting, he reasoned. Ultimately, despite the obnoxiously sour feeling that Irons and the force in general left him with, he possessed no evidence of wrongdoing. Only his gut instinct, and no matter how well his intuition might serve him, he could not create any case without proof. Maybe they’re just assholes. Most cops were surly, suspicious, and territorial. It sort of came with the territory, and if not, then it definitely came with experience. For now, he needed to focus on the scant few details he picked up during his chat with the ill-natured Chief of Police. Skeletons at night, he recollected. Don’t like the sound of that one bit. Anyone from his world could probably guess what his first guess had been, but given the sheer amount of worlds seemingly in play here, what were the odds that his fears would turn out to be well-founded?

Band stared up at the sky, feeling the gentle bite of the cold subarctic breeze on his skin. No man could be that unlucky. Not even him. Surely?

He still had some time left on the clock before his rendezvous with Ace and Red, so he sat there for a while, kept too sharply focused by occasional frigid gusts to grow comfortable. While there he considered the options available to him. Grilling every last random civilian he ran into would be an immense hassle for less-than-tangible benefits; the average MagicaPolis citizen probably knew nothing of the greater picture here. If the law enforcement here wouldn’t work with him, he could attempt to elicit the aid of some other authority figure, a mayor perhaps. The higher up the pecking order he got, however, the closer he would probably get to a Consul. Band still possessed frustratingly little information on them, but even the vaguest notion suggested that those encountered by his allies so far represented some form of organized syndicate with remarkable power, reach, and most worryingly, interest in the Seekers. If one could mobilize the entire feline populace of the Metro into a fighting force at the drop of a hat in time for his group’s arrival, it would behoove him and the others to avoid drawing too much attention to themselves. Hopefully he hadn’t done too much already.

In the midst of the detective’s ruminations, he became aware of the sound of footsteps. He glanced to his left, a handful of snow accumulated on the brim of his fedora, to see someone following in his footsteps along the side of the road at a brisk pace. The heavy, wooly white coat he didn’t recognize, but he couldn’t fail to have noticed those distinctive yellow-striped blue leggings. “Hm.” He turned to look the newcomer’s way as she approached his bench, smiling when she continued to jog in place to keep her blood flowing even after she stopped moving forward. “I wondered if they’d send someone,” he began, “But I did not expect you, Detective. You must be cold.”

“You got NO idea, mistah,” Lucia told him, her haggard breath a constant stream of mist in the cold air. “On both accounts, I mean. ‘Cause while I might be the fahst one to come after ya’s, theah’s moah comin’, and they sure as hell ain’t friendly.”

Band gave a slight, inquisitive tilt of his head. “And here I thought Chief Irons wasn’t gonna roll me out the welcome wagon,” he said drily.

Though shaking all over, Lucia shook her head in particular. “His welcome’s gonna be a whole lot wahmah than yah bahgainin’ fah, believe me. Speakin’ of…” She motioned with her head toward her legs. “I can tell ya moah, but I was kinda in a hurry gettin’ outta theah, so if ya know anywhere we can go I’d shoah appreciate it.”

Her fellow detective rose to his feet. “I know just the place. Follow me.”.

“Lead the way, mistah,” Lucia replied, her expression grateful. “And while we’ah on the way, we oughta stop by Hello Wahk. ‘Cause aftah this, I’m definitely out of a job.”




Some time later, the door to the pub designated as the Seeker trio’s rendezvous point swung open not only to admit Big Band, but a yellow-haired stranger behind him. After being greeted with a warm front from inside and stepping into the toasty interior, the unknown woman breathed a sigh of relief; her skin had turned almost as blue as her uniform. “God, I could go foah a pint right now,” she groaned, but she dutifully followed her escort to the booth where Ace and Red sat waiting.

“Afternoon, y’all,” Band greeted the others. For someone of his size, sitting anywhere in a bar meant for normal humans ended up being a laborious process, but he found a way. “This is Detective Lucia Morgan,” he said, introducing his guest. “Met her at the local police department.”

“Foahmah detective,” the lady replied, although she didn’t look too glum about it. “Chief didn’t take too kindly to poor Band heah,” she said, using the nickname she picked up while eavesdropping. “Right aftah he left, he rounded up the Three Stooges to keep an eye on ya. But I seen what happens to people he puts his eyes on, and…well, I just got this gut feelin’, ya know? Couldn’t take it any longah. So I said to myself, it ain’t gonna happen this time.”

Band furrowed his brow. “Not that I don’t appreciate you doin’ all this for us, ‘specially outta the blue, but I gotta ask. It seems like you’re puttin’ yourself in awful danger for someone ya don’t know.”

“Psh.” Lucia waved her hand. “I had it up to heah with that guy, anyway. Always givin’ me crap, starin’ at me weahd. Gives me the creeps. You ain’t catchin’ me stuffed and mounted in his office, no way no how.” She slid the drink menu over and scanned it for whatever looked the cheapest and strongest. “Besides,” she continued. “I could tell you weren’t havin’ any of it. You were hidin’ it, shoah, but I saw it in yah eyes. Like ya couldn’t stand lookin’ at mockery of the luah.” After nodding and tapping one of the options in the menu as if to confirm her choice, she looked his way with grim smile. “I know it, ‘cause I’m just the same.”

A brief moment later, Band smiled. “I’m glad. Welcome to the team then, Miss Morgan.” He glanced at the others. “So, before we get into the welcome wagon, you two learn anythin’ while out on the town? Any ideas for places to go? Don’t matter how small it might seem, gimme all ya got.”
In that case, go ahead and go after me. No need to rush if you're feeling bad.
About six hours until this week's big update. I hope everyone enjoys what I have in store!
A rare interim update has been posted! Its primary purpose is to keep the ball rolling with the truck battle. I hope it keeps things interesting until the usual Sunday post!
Kunad Highway

Level 11 Tora (85/110) Level 11 Poppi (85/110)
Midna’s @DracoLunaris, Geralt’s @Multi_Media_Man, Pit’s @Yankee, Blazermate and Susie’s @Archmage MC, Sakura and Karin’s @Zoey Boey, Raz’s @TruthHurts22, Bede’s @Crimson Flame, Roxas’ @Double, Benedict’s @Dark Cloud
Word Count: 972


Once the convoy began to pick up speed, even the fleetest G-men soon got left in the dust. Tora and Poppi watched them recede into the distance, standing in eerie stillness and staring with those beady, unblinking scarlet eyes. G-men, huh? Tora thought. When the trucks went downhill and the team’s pursuers disappeared from sight, he couldn’t help but feel like a weight had been taken off his chest. Those things, whatever they were, creeped him out a little. They did this not by virtue of being inhuman, for this world contained plenty of strange beings completely new to Alrest natives like himself, but by virtue of trying to be. Those uncanny watchmen seemed to believe that their laughably weak disguises rendered them totally inconspicuous, and yet the people of Gutsford played along, ignoring the imposters in their midst who so clearly didn’t belong. It was that fact that bothered Tora the most. When the G-men first confronted him, looming over him like nighttime shadows, he’d been gripped for a moment by raw fear, as if his instincts had cried out for him to get away. Maybe the citizens abided by these creatures, not because they convinced them, but because the consequences of not doing so terrified them. Tora frowned, and turned from the way he’d come to face the road ahead.



Soon the ride got rough. Not much of the scrubland highway seemed to be paved, with roads of gravel or plain old dirt making up the majority. What roadways did exist turned out to be in pretty poor shape due to a potent combination of use, neglect, and the elements. The result was a jarring, jolting, jostling, and generally unpleasant ride. Easily knocked off his little nub-legs by a rogue bump or pothole in the road, Tora stayed seated, with his wings planted to either side of him for extra support. Remembering the railway trek in the Sandswept Sky, he kept his eyes on the scenery, alert for any hostiles. Of course, the scrubland looked much nicer than the barren, syrupy desert back then; in fact, it was quite pretty in its own way, with the trees, brush, cactus flowers, and sparkling blue rivers. Still, he didn’t care to appreciate it close-up by getting thrown off the truck, so he focused on keeping himself as steady as possible.

He watched Midna not only put some motorcycles down on top of one of the shaky trucks, but pile them up, and then be taken by surprise when they slid right off. She managed to save one, but the others hit the ground at high speed and instantly got wrecked, causing the driver to panic and swerve the opposite way. “Meh-meh,” he muttered. “What think would happen?.”

While her Masterpon endured the ride, Poppi put her stabilizers to good use and maneuvered around the fleet of trucks. Given the width of a four-lane highway, the trucks could afford to spread out a little for safety, but Poppi confirmed that just a slight added jet boost in her jump would be sufficient to get across any gaps. She made her way toward the front of the fleet to briefly speak with Peach, Giovanna, and the Doctors. Real conversation could wait until later, but she at least confirmed their allegiance and the plan. “Ride trucks until helicopter arrive, then get on that and fly to Special Operations Unit headquarters in Midgar,” she confirmed. “Roger-roger.”

Just a couple twists and turns through the canyons later, the heroes’ good luck came to an end. From behind them the school bus roared into the scene, and the G-men climbed out with their gray-bearded ringleader in tow. As they approached Poppi hurried back to Tora’s side to help him steady himself long enough to bring out the Variable Saber. “We really fighting here?” he asked her, his tone incredulous and a little fearful. “Barely any room to maneuver, and there danger all around!”

Poppi gave him a reassuring pat. “If go to ground, we get left behind. We not have choice.” She produced the spirit she’d swiped from Anaconda, and pressed it to her chest. “...But we do have options.”



The two sacrificed their initiative to secure the fusion upgrade, but the other Seekers got to work. First to step up was Karin, leading by example. Soon after she boarded one of the rearmost trucks, Morax slammed down opposite her. The buffalo-headed demon scowled at her imperiously, his lip curled and his tiny eyes scornful. He made a sign with his hand, activating Counter in order to reflect physical attacks 10% of the time and strike back after physical attacks 50% of the time. He then held out his scepter. “...I will have order,” he decreed, calling on Maragi to send forth a series of fiery explosions. His flame would continue to flow unless given the chance to wallop Karin with Oni-Kagura at close range.

After fumbling more of her equipment, Midna let loose her minions. Together they attacked the seated demon Belphegor, barraging him with their various abilities. Psychic projectiles dealt some damage, but the ice spears shattered limply against him. The firebomb that punctuated the volley, however, left the demon reeling. “Aaaargh!” he growled, nearly falling off the toilet before he righted himself. “Blasted mortals…you’d stand against a Duke of Hell!?” He puffed up and unleashed Famine’s Scream to slap Midna’s whole crew plus Sakura with Hunger at a 50% chance, although since an affliction on and of the Strikers would pass to Midna herself, halved attack power was practically guaranteed. “Gahaha! Get a load of this!” Belphegor cackled. With a flush of his toilet, he used Mabufula to crystalize and then burst ice magic in the air around his foes.

When Midna’s Vibrava used Bug Buzz to agitate Benedict’s team, it provoked a reaction from all of them. It instantly got a light Zio bolt from Agathion and much heavier Ziodyne bolts from Atropos. Sandman stirred up a Garula, creating a wind vortex that just missed the Vibrava, but erupted into an upswell the popped the back of the truck it’d been clinging to in the air. “Oops,” Sandman grunted, glancing over at Benedict apologetically. “My bad.”

As the Vibrava fled, the voice of the Seekers’ number-one problem followed it. “I am Trumpeter,” the harbinger intoned. “The ring of my trumpet signals calamity and death…” Pit’s light arrows struck its body only to bounce right back at him, forcing the angel to cease shooting at Atropos and Agathion. Trumpeter prepared to return fire, only for the angel to fly a little too close to the sun and get clipped by a street sign. “...Justice.” As Trumpeter considered what to do next, it took stock of its allies’ activity. Ippon-Datara narrowly missed a Sledgehammer blow on Raz and got a burst of psy-blasts for its efforts. It did some damage, but not anywhere near enough to give the boy free reign to be distracted by Agathion.

Thankfully, Raz wasn’t alone. “Trovão!“ As Ippon-Datara hopped toward him to pummel him senseless, a green blur hurtled through the air between his truck and one up ahead. Giovanna’s flying kick struck like thunder, tumbling the smith across the truck’s roof to the back. It looked up, its eye flaring with anger, to see the secret agent adopt a fighting stance with her wolf spirit curled around her. She dashed forward, closing the distance with incredible speed, and met Ippon-Datara in a mighty clash.

At the same time, Pit dusted himself off to help Raz out with Agathion. His tremendous uppercut blasted the little squirt off more like a baseball than a golf ball, and to add insult to injury the demon smashed into a passing tree. There it remained, down for the count.

The sound of light footsteps came from behind the two; Peach had floated over to join them. “You two okay?” she asked, her voice raised over the wind. “Since the three of us can float a little, maybe we can make a push from an angle they aren’t expecting!”

Up in front, Roxas opted to try cutting off the head of the snake by going for the Turk in charge: Benedict. After reaching his quarry he bombarded the old strategist, first with attacks and then with questions, but Benedict’s allies weren’t about to make things so easy. His bodyguard Atropos stepped up to defend him. She flung out her thread to try and bind Roxas, then followed up with Mazionga, a wide-range shower of yellow lightning bolts.

Meanwhile, Blazermate and Susie were setting up shop in the backlines. The constant, violent, and unpredictable motion of the trucks made it tough to get situated, but with a little time and effort they would pose some real danger to the enemies. Sandman, however, decided against it. If these bots wanted to get comfortable, he’d be happy to tuck them in. He approached the backlines, leaping nimbly from truck to truck until he got in range. Of course, the Engineer’s turret -still level one at the moment- immediately opened up on him, but since Gun wasn’t particularly effective, he powered through in order to cast Dormin on both bots before making his escape.

He did not get far, however. A loud gunshot rang out as an oversized bullet zoomed past Sandman, prompting him to whirl to the right. He looked over to see Poppi soaring his way, her new revolvers blazing in her Masterpon’s wings now that she’d finally loaded them both up. While the second shot missed also, the third slammed into the small demon’s shoulder hard enough to just about knock him off his feet. “Gah!” With no other cover he went for the edge of the truck, took another bullet to the back, and vaulted over to hang off the other side. Poppi landed and Tora hopped down to shoot over the edge, only for Sandman to jump back up on the offensive. He struck the Nopon with a furious Dormin Rush using his bag, and Tora got unlucky enough to fall asleep.

As he slumped over and started to roll down the truck, Poppi rolled her eyes. “Gimme a break.”

She dashed after him to scoop him up, and as Sandman prepared to cast Dormina on her, she threw Tora right at him–both to bodyblock the spell and to knock him back. As the demon teetered precariously on the brink of the truck, Tora sprang up ready for a reckoning, only for Poppi to drag him back. He spun to face her as she holstered the guns she’d given him, his gaze accusatory. “Hey! Tora want pay back for unwanted naptime!” His companion merely glanced to the left in the direction that the trucks were headed, and Tora followed her gaze. A second later, a passing sign whacked Sandman and dropped him to the canyon floor.

Trumpeter had seen enough; it was time to act. It readied its calamitous instrument and resounded the toll of death. “...Mafreidyne.” Pillars of light fell all across the battlefield, and where they landed ten-foot spheres of nuclear power welled forth. While not one per Seeker, the outbursts occurred where they’d do the most damage. They fell upon Tora and Poppi, the Midna mob, the backline bots, the floater trio, and both one-on-one fights, forcing everyone to move -if they could- or suffer crippling damage. At least the trucks got out unscathed, somehow.

The Ruins

Level 10 Nadia (51/100)
Koopa Troop’s @DracoLunaris, Primrose and Therion’s @Yankee, Sectonia’s @Archmage MC, Jesse’s @Zoey Boey, Omori’s @Majoras End, Rubick’s @Scarifar, Adventurer’s @Squashedquatch, Ganondorf’s @Double
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Neat as this place was, Nadia couldn’t afford to be distracted for long, but by the time she got a half-dozen steps into the Temple of the Black Egg she was already too late. Her headlong sprint came to an apprehensive stop as the imprisoned man suddenly and violently ripped through his chains, half-hidden in the gloom, and attacked what appeared to be a sword-wielding goat priest from behind. Their struggle lasted just briefly, as Ganondorf overpowered and proceeded to execute Toriel, her end quick, clean, and quiet.

Nadia grimaced with her brows raised, her head pulled back. “Eugh…” She wondered if she should have done something, or even if she could. “I hope that wasn’t someone im-purr-tant.” Her tail curled around her arms and legs as she crouched there, watching the man slowly and deliberately claim the sword stashed nearby. Behind the feral came a couple representatives of the Koopa Troop, Bowser and Rika. She swiveled her head to glance at them, then to the fainted Froggit, then back to Ganondorf. In due course he did turn to face Nadia, peering at the unfamiliar girl across the misty distance that separated them. He did not need to speak loudly to be heard in this place.

“You’re…welcome?” Nadia stood up, her graciousness and expression both tentative, and pocketed her hands. This guy was big, and he carried himself powerfully. With the elaborate patterns on his unusual garb he gave her the impression of some tribal warlord. He also looked…well, evil. Nadia knew not to judge a book by its cover, but that smile was really the icing on an imprisonment-and-murder cake. Bowser referred to him by the name Ganondorf, which sounded both regal and a little silly, but for once Nadia didn’t feel like laughing. Apparently the big lunk knew this guy, and even worked with him? Considering Bowser’s level of villainy, she wanted to think that this fellow might not really be that bad either, but this was one hell of an introduction.

After a couple seconds Nadia decided not to overthink things, and just deal with them as they came. “A favor, huh? Well, since you’re offerin’, might as well. I like settlin’ things straight away. So.” She tilted her head, causing her ears to lean from one side of her head to the other. “We’re here to wipe out something called a Guardian. We don’t know what it is yet, but it’s real strong, probably real big, too. Important to some pain-in-the-asses in red armor called Consuls. Got any dirt on somethin’ like that?”
@Lugubrious Why did I get nothing? I was there!


My apologies, but if you mean a reward for the encounter, that would be because you didn't participate in the encounter. The Adventurer was not 'there' IC until the post you made after the encounter was already over. While that means he was there in retrospect, just existing doesn't qualify someone for a reward. In game terms, if you don't actually fight a monster, you're not going to get EXP from defeating it. Plus, I already doled out the rewards before the post that even put the Adventurer 'there' in retrospect. Keep in mind as well, if not for feedback that post would have taken place both around Robbers' Barge (very far from the encounter) and before the encounter chronologically took place.
Fixed?


Sort of! As of my last update, the fight is over. Because Zzap didn't get addressed before the update, but we couldn't exactly let it do its thing, I mentioned in passing that everyone else ganged up on it after finishing their fights. So, it's dead, and now there's something else going on. That's why the Adventurer talking with Omori worked originally, since it's perfect after the fight's over and he's trying to get his bearing before moving on.
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Ok sorry! I'll also add the monster encounter.


Sounds good! Please refer to the recent update as often as you might need, and if you have any questions, I'm all ears.
I think what you've got would actually work fine if you made the location the Ruins instead of the Barge, as in he's 'coming to' in the flowerbed that broke everyone's fall through the Chasm as the fight with the monsters concluded, having been stunned by the fall himself.

By the by, just so you know, I update the whole group on a weekly basis on Sunday nights. We can't afford to wait on every last person before I do so if we're to make progress, so it's possible to miss out if you don't post that week.
Gutsford

Level 11 Tora (83/110) Level 11 Poppi (83/110)
Midna’s @DracoLunaris, Geralt’s @Multi_Media_Man, Pit’s @Yankee, Blazermate and Susie’s @Archmage MC, Sakura and Karin’s @Zoey Boey, Raz’s @TruthHurts22, Bede’s @Crimson Flame, Roxas’ @Double, Benedict’s @Dark Cloud
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Barely did a few seconds pass once the garage door slammed down then Tora and Poppi heard a sudden din from inside. Voices both familiar and new sounded off in a variety of taunts, yells, yelps, and grunts. He did briefly catch a glimpse of Sakura in there before the garage door closed, which explained where she disappeared to while he and Poppi got distracted by the local watchmen, but another voice rang a bell for him. “That sound like friend Midna!” Tora surmised, pretty certain he recognized the voice of the ally he’d fought alongside in the Sandswept Sky. Out of a sense of duty Tora considered finding a way into the disused garage help the ladies with their brawl, but unless those four random ne’er-do-wells on motorcycles turned out to be packing some serious firepower or special abilities, he figured it was them trapped in there with his friends rather than the other way around. Besides, if anything actually got dicey in there they could always cheese it in order to get some backup.

The real problem lay out on the street; Tora and Poppi weren’t the only ones who caught wind of the commotion inside. While the typical pedestrians might cast the graffiti-plastered garage door a troubled glance, they wouldn’t venture to look into it any further, but the same couldn’t be said for the G-men loitering around Chaps’. After turning in unison to stare at the source of the hubbub for a few moments, they confirmed it to be enough of a disturbance to warrant their combined attention, and at once the ominous trio marched off from the gas station toward the crosswalk.

“This is bad!” Tora fretted, flapping his wings. “If snoopypons get involved, no telling what happen to friends! Tangle with law enforcement or worse big-big problem!”

Poppi nodded, her worry writ plain on her face. “Trouble is, how get them off scent without land in hot water ourselves? Masterpon on roll today, so any bright ideas?”

“Tora working on it,” the Nopon muttered, looking every which way for something to use to his advantage. He now found himself in quite the pickle. How could he and Poppi possibly get these strange but single-minded people off his allies’ backs? If only he had the slightest clue who they were or how they worked. He could only assume them to be lawmen of some stripe, or some other kind of clandestine enforcer. That made fighting them a non-option, so he needed to play this smart. But distracting them with an even greater crime would only paint the targets on his and Poppi’s backs, instead. Unless…

His eye landed on the conspicuous sign near Chaps’ front door that read no drinking under 21. That would have to do. He cleared his throat, raised his voice, and started to act. “Oh, what beautiful day it is to be wide-eyed, innocent minor, just thirteen years of age!” he declared, loud enough for the G-men to hear. Like dogs who’d heard a whistle, the G-men looked over. “From shady character, Tora hear about fun place for drinking of tasty beverages in back of gas station. What great adventure!” He nudged Poppi.

Familiar with her Masterpon’s thinking, his companion caught on quick. “Poppi technically less than year old, but that sound like excellent idea! Poppi drink lots and lots!”

The G-men, alerted by the possibility of underage drinking, had turned in the duo’s direction. Compared to the situation across the street, this infraction no doubt seemed a lot more clear-cut, not to mention in conveniently closer proximity. Now to lead them astray. “Meh meh!” Tora cheered, waddling into Chaps with exaggerated swings of his arms. “Off Tora go to have innocence of youth squandered and sink into life of depravity and addiction, through no fault of own!”

“...Depending on who ask, Tora already not far off,” Poppi muttered under her breath, following him inside.

Brows raised, the G-men hurried over and plastered themselves against the windows. “Not the innocence of youth!” one lamented, his delivery still deadpan.

“Being filthy grease monkeys, we have no reason to be inside,” his coworker mourned, his sympathetic hand on the shoulder of the first. “We are powerless to stop this boy’s descent into crapulence.”

“Steady, my fellow mechanics,” the third cautioned the others. He held his little spanner up to his eyes and peered through its jaws like a pair of binoculars. “Nothing has happened just yet. If he does commit this misdemeanor, we can arrest him on the way out. We may also be able to finally catch Anaconda’s staff in the act of selling alcohol to the underaged.”

With the G-men watching and waiting intently for a crime to occur, Tora and Poppi crossed through the gas station to the bar hidden away in the back, Anaconda. Of course, the bouncer saw them coming from where she sat in front of the counter, and with a sour look stood to obstruct them. When she stood, the four black and gold machine arms that Tora assumed were decor for her chair instead went with her, attached to her back. He balked little at the realization, figuring that the mechanical limbs must be terribly heavy, for the woman’s steps were slow, heavy, and purposeful. Right now they appeared to be folded up behind her, her giant revolvers stowed, but she still possessed plenty of menace. As she drew close enough to tower over Tora, it became clear that he didn’t really think this through. Although, the Nopon couldn’t help but stare at some of her other heavy equipment, so his mind wasn’t exactly in the right place.

Jona glowered down at him while the few other patrons in Anaconda looked on. Judging by the red of her face, she’d been drinking already herself. “What’re you gawkin’ at, ya weird little potato?” she drawled, hooking her thumbs into her belt. “Can’t ya read the sign? Twenty one and up only! Get lost!”

“Meh-meh?” The Nopon looked up at her with a surprised look. “What pink lady mean? Both of us definitely heavier than twenty one pounds.” He turned up his nose, averting his gaze. “Please to hurry up and get finest booze, Tora just arrived in town and is thirsty!”

With a pissed-off growl Jona grit her teeth. One of her robot limbs unfolded and grabbed Tora by the overalls, lifting him into the air. She got so up in his face that Tora could smell the alcohol in her breath. “Maybe your ears don’t work so good, fuzzy. I don’t care who or where you came from. My bar’s the only one in town, so I’ve got brats crawlin’ all over the place tryin’ to get their hands on my booze, and if a single one of ‘em gets so much as a swig, I’ll get shut the hell down! So beat it!”

Tora weighed his options. If he left, he’d be leaving the G-men free to go after his friends at best, and getting himself accosted for something or other at worst. As he tried to muster up a response, however, Poppi stepped forward. She firmly took hold of the robot arm’s wrist, a cold and pointed look directed at Jona. “Please unhand Masterpon, ma’am. There no need to be rude.”

Ultimately Tora doubted that this woman really meant to hurt him. If she refused to serve alcohol to kids, assaulting one probably didn’t rank highly on her to-do list. She probably just wanted to scare him off. But this rough treatment rubbed him the wrong way, he needed a diversion to occupy the snoops’ attention while he and Poppi got away, and he sure didn’t have any better ideas. He also knew something that Jona didn’t, which meant that like it or not, she’d be playing into his hand. Tora made his decision.

“Poppi, help me!” he cried, scrabbling at the robot hand with his wings.

In response the artificial blade crushed the machine’s wrist, breaking the joint and crumpling the forearm. Bullets stored point-first on its outer side clattered to the floor in a shower of pings and tinks. Jona blinked in disbelief at the assault on her person, then scowled in anger at Poppi, her eyes agleam. “You metal bitch! Ugh!”

She swung the mechanical arm to smash Poppi with her Masterpon’s own body, but she opened her arms to grab him and pull him free from the machine’s failing grasp. Snarling, she aimed a kick at Tora, but Poppi twisted around to protect him by taking the blow to her own back. It barely did any damage, but did force her to stumble away, at which point the front door to Chaps burst open. The G-men stepped inside, their wrenches brandished like swords. They threw them like boomerangs, and one struck Jona in the head.

“Assault in progress! Direct action authorized!”

“Violent liquor peddler! Stand down now!”

“We will not allow you to corrupt the youth!”

“Damn it, damn it!” A hand on her new head wound, Jona vaulted over and took cover behind her bar. She didn’t understand what provoked such a violent outburst on her part, but she knew she was in for it now. Her other three robot limbs unfolded, seizing the three revolvers holstered at her waist. With the arm she used to reload crippled she only had eighteen shots, but that for someone like her that just meant fifteen shots to spare. With a pull of her trigger she put a hole through the head of the foremost G-men, and as he dropped the other two took cover behind the shelves of convenience store snacks. All around, screaming customers were fleeing the building, but Jona narrowed her focus and fired.

Her second bullet pierced the shelf and downed the second G-man, which filled Tora -watching from behind an overturned table, with terror. “Poppi,” he whispered urgently. “We screw up and mess with wrong person. Need take out threat now before threat take out Poppi!”

The artificial blade’s face spelled out her anguish, but she understood that her life was now on the line; a single bullet could be her end. “Nothing for it.” As Jona downed the third G-man she shifted gears into QT Pi mode, then activated her new power. “Engaging Nano Orange,” she stated, entering her super mode before blazing out from cover in a burst of speed. Jona recognized the threat instantly and shot with all three revolvers, but for the first time in a long time, she missed. Poppi was a green-and-orange blur, zigzagging through the bar with uncanny speed and agility. Jona fired again and again, even hitting a couple times, but not one was a money shot. After a few seconds, Poppi got her angle, and lunged toward her foe with a jet-propelled kick. Jona tried to block with all four arms, but when the kick struck it completely annulled her guard, blowing the arms apart from one another and reducing Jona’s defense to zero. As she staggered Poppi somersaulted, her variable saber blazing forth, in order to execute a falling slash and end the fight.

Tora sighed with relief, only to gasp as the G-men stirred. Something black bubbled from their wounds, but they were still very much alive. “Poppi!” he cried as he took off running for the exit used by the other customers. “Leg it!”

His companion sighed, took the spirit of the fallen woman, and rushed out after Tora.




With a plan of action decided (or at the very least, not objected to) and no time left on the clock, the Seekers and their newfound allies split up. First, Raz and Roxas retraced their steps to slip back out the pet shop’s rear exit, where they goaded the G-men on stakeout there into chasing them. They’re smart not to make so much noise that they also alert those up front, Peach thought. Speaking of, Geralt volunteered for the dangerous task of stalling the Turk and his men up front through more conventional means. Though she knew it to be selfish of her, Peach breathed a sigh of relief. For a minute it seemed like that task might fall to her, and truth be told she didn’t know if she had the speechcraft to pull off such a feat. Bede hurried to join Geralt there, so the princess wished both of them luck.

She, the Special Operations Unit trio, and the robots waited with bated breath -be that literally or just metaphorically- as the conversation up front began, muffled by the door between the storeroom and the main floor, as well as by the noise of the dogs, cats, and other animals up for adoption. Peach missed most of the words, but whoever it was confronting Geralt didn’t exactly sound calm. Her team needed to hurry. Luckily, it sounded like the runners had done their jobs, as the hasty footfalls of the G-men out back faded into the distance. Giovanna, listening at the back door, cracked it open to take a peek. Then gave a firm nod and beckoned the others. “It’s clear. C’mon!”

Once she swung the door open, Peach, Blazermate, Susie, and the twins sprinted out into the backstreet. Sure enough, the G-men were gone, but Peach was hardly at peace. Her heart was thumping in her chest, and anxiety coursed through her veins along with the blood. Though she knew neither Raz nor Roxas to say for sure, she could only trust in their wits and agility to see them through. Those up front had it even worse, since they’d need to throw off what seemed to be the enemy leader before making their own escape. As for Tora, Poppi, Sakura, Karin, Midna, and Pit, the princess had no idea. They could be anywhere in the city by now, totally oblivious to the departure time now only minutes away. She needed a sure-fire way to get their attention, whether or not it also got the attention of every enemy in Gutsford.

Right now though, she needed to run. Summoning her wolf spirit Rei, Giovanna zoomed off like a track runner off the starting line. Rather than run, she executed a series of lightning-quick dashes, building up remarkable momentum while still being able to turn on a dime. Blazermate and Susie took off, leaving the others to fend for themselves as the pair blazed their own trail through the sky. As the twins ran off after Giovanna, Peach brought up the rear, at least until Geralt and Bede burst out of the pet shop to race after them. That could only mean one thing: the enemy was in pursuit. Such knowledge made the runners all the faster.

The group moved quickly between (or over) the buildings of Gutsford. Those who couldn’t soar above and see the school town’s bottom-right point for themselves followed Giovanna as closely as they could to avoid getting lost, as demanding a task as that might be, since only the scarlet-haired kickboxer knew the way. At the back of the pack, Geralt managed to put some distance between himself and Benedict thanks to being a lot more spry for his age, and through various chase-breakers like toppled trash cans and Yrden signs. Rather than fret about everyone else, though, Peach took a page from Blazermate and Susie’s books and focused on just herself. She ran like her life depended on it, and thanks to her Olympic physique (further toughened by fusion with the naval soldier Chao Ho) quickly overtook the blue-suited brothers.

Of course, not everything was sunshine and daisies. The team spotted plenty more G-men on the way, whether ‘working’ on roads with shovels and signs, ‘trimming’ hedges with clippers, or carrying around trash bags as garbage men. Though luckily they didn’t seem to be on high alert, their squads forced the earthbound escapees to find ways around. That meant cutting through crowded streets, jumping off cars, and in a couple cases storming straight through buildings. “Sorry, sorry, sorry!” Peach told the panicked people as her team passed through, but since she’d be a lot more sorry if any of the G-men caught her, she did not waver.

Peach didn’t keep track of how many minutes went by, but it felt like no time at all before she saw Giovanna exit onto the southern main street up ahead, followed shortly by herself. Just down the sidewalk to the left was Gutsford’s southeastern roundabout, with the Trade Depot towering overhead and a fleet of ten or twelve white trucks out front, just as Giovanna described. Just a few feet away, Blazermate and Susie landed safely. Peach wiped her forehead with the sleeve of her sports suit. “We made it!” she cheered hoarsely, somewhat out of breath.

Over in the depot’s loading yard, a couple of students were working part-time to load the last of what little cargo would returning with the trucks to Midgar, including a plain cardboard box. “Man, this thing weighs a ton!” one of the guys complained.

“Then put your back into it!” his burlier friend grunted. “They’re literally waiting on us!”

Peach wiped her forehead with the sleeve of her sports suit. “We made it!” she cheered hoarsely, somewhat out of breath..

“Don’t celebrate just yet,” Giovanna warned, patting Rei on the head. Sure enough, the roar of engines signaled the imminent departure of the Seekers’ rides. “Hurry up!”

The team made a break for the trucks. As she ran, Peach put into practice the idea she’d come up with on the way over. She summoned Grimm’s revolver to her hand and aimed it skyward. With a squeeze of the trigger she sent the shrieking spirits of the damned howling into the air, nearly shattering the eardrums -and mental health- of everyone in the vicinity. Peach winced, her face tightened like she’d just sucked on a lemon. It really was a hideous noise. More importantly, though, it was loud, and after the meet-and-greet back at Twilight Town, a sound that everyone recognized.

Up ahead, Giovanna launched herself into the air with powerful legs, somersaulting up onto the roof of the last truck. Peach double-jumped up to join her, followed by the robot ladies, before all four worked together to hoist doctors M and N aboard. “Spread out!” Giovanna urged. “If we’re all on the same truck, we’re sitting ducks!” As the group dispersed, Peach kept a nervous eye out, only to see a real sight for sore eyes.

Already in the vicinity before being drawn in by the familiar din of Peach’s pistol, none other than Midna, Sakura, Tora, and Poppi were approaching from the garage and gas station on the right. Those first two seemed to have procured a motorcycle, too! Meanwhile, Raz and Roxas came from the left, with Karin and Pit -having remained along the southern street between the two travel hubs after their investigation- not too far behind. Finally, Geralt and Bede appeared over the Trade Depot’s back wall and hurtled through the empty lot. Everyone had made it!

And not a second too soon. With the last of the cargo loaded and the rear doors latched shut, the fleet of trucks pulled away. They rolled out two abreast, with each pair following right behind the last. The latecomers needed to hustle -or make use of Midna’s stashed vehicles- to climb aboard before the last trucks joined in the procession to leave Midgar in their dust.

“Meeeeh!” Tora wheezed, only barely flown up to the top of a truck in time by Poppi Qt Pi. He plopped down on the roof as the vehicle picked up speed, causing his tufts of fur to blow in the wind. “That take years off poor Tora life!”

Poppi took a headcount of the Seekers, noting their well-dressed new allies as she did. She feared that for the second time that day the heroes might have left someone behind, but to her relief, everyone was here. “It good thing we see and here you when we did!” she called to Peach, her voice raised over the wind. “Good thing we leave, too. Things suddenly got dangerous.”

“I can imagine!” From farther up in the convoy, Giovanna shouted back at the others, her low voice not suited for yelling. “We’ll get you all up to speed later, just steer clear of any other G-men we run into! Once our chopper meets us, we’ll be on our way to Midgar!”

With the temperate school town in the rear view mirror, the terrain quickly gave way to the scrubland, a rocky wilderness of ridges and gorges, cliffs and valleys. Giant buttes towered above the acacias like silent colossi, while the odd oasis could be found scattered around, surrounded by vegetation. The land trended downward, then suddenly upward, precipitating a gargantuan spiky ravine whose dimensions Poppi could only guess at. Given all the abrupt verticality at work here, navigating the network of canyons would be like driving through a maze, but the strange, almost drippy black roads that bridged the gaps like the humps of a sea serpent would make things simple. Hopefully. By now Poppi expected that things would never be that easy, and the best thing about having low expectations was that she’d never end up disappointed.



A minute or two later, just after the fleet of trucks crested over a hill between two ridges and splashed through a shallow pond, the roar of another engine resounded from behind them. Over the hump flew a school bus, hanging in the air for a split second before it crashed down with a tremendous noise in a cloud of dust. Poppi whirled around, on alert, and identified a G-man behind the wheel. He smirked, tipping his new hat, then pulled a lever. The emergency hatch on the top of the bus popped open as the bus gained ground, and from the opening sprang a squad of G-men, led by a gentleman unfamiliar to all except Geralt and Bede. He landed with practiced precision on the bus’ roof wielding a cane sword in one hand and an electric tower shield of bulletproof glass in the other, then stood. “By the authority of the Midgar Public Security division, you people are all hereby under arrest!” he shouted at them, having to speak up despite his usual calm and collected demeanor.

“Careful up there old timer, you’ll sprain a hip!” Giovanna yelled, gesturing for everyone to move to the front of the convoy. “While you’re at it, tell the Turks they can shove it!”

“I thought as much.” Benedict flourished his cane at the G-men, calling to them. The school bus pulled up to the rearmost trucks, closer and closer. “Agents. Detain them, by any means necessary.”

The nearest one, wielding a plunger, seemed to smile as the red glow in his eyes intensified, reaching up to take hold of his hat. “...Finally.” He brought his hat down over his face, and when it passed it left behind not teal skin, but a sludgy, pitch-black substance like tar. Abruptly he exploded into red-tinged black fog, transforming into a twelve-foot demon seated on a toilet that floated in the air. All around the other G-men followed suit, leaping to the tops of the last few trucks in the procession and exploding into monsters on impact. The one with hedge trimmers became the electric severer of fate Atropos. The one with a phone became Trumpeter, harbinger of nuclear doom. The one with a wrench became the blacksmith Ippon-Datara, a physical powerhouse with his mighty sledgehammer. The one with the trash bag became Sandman, a wind-aligned slinger of sleep. The one with a road work sign became Morax, demonic dealer of vengeful flame. And lastly, the one with a watering can became the diminutive shocker Agathion. Together the seven fanned across the treacherous shifting battlefield to attack. Atropos, Trumpeter, and Agathion began to cast their respective elements, while Ippon-Datara, Morax, and Belphegor moved in for melee attacks. Sandman, meanwhile, bided his time, waiting for the perfect chance to send someone to sleep and drop them to the desert to be run over and left behind.

The Ruins

Level 10 Nadia (50/100)
Koopa Troop’s @DracoLunaris, Primrose and Therion’s @Yankee, Sectonia’s @Archmage MC, Jesse’s @Zoey Boey, Omori’s @Majoras End, Rubick’s @Scarifar, Adventurer’s @Squashedquatch, Ganondorf’s @Double
Word Count: 1484


As she and Sectonia jogged back from the ruin-crowded corner of the cave toward the flowerbed where the battle raged on, Nadia wondered briefly what to do with her ill-gotten gains. Considering how long the stuff she carried around with her tended to last nowadays, using it straight away seemed like a much better idea. The ‘idea’ of fusing with that pale, veiny, multi-headed monstrosity repulsed her, but that wasn’t all she could do with it. “No way I’m fusin’ with that uggo,” she said aloud. “But havin’ a grappler in my back pocket sounds purr-etty ‘handy’...” Nadia held the spirit up in front of her. “So how do I make it into a Striker? Just look at it real intense and say ‘you work for me now’?”

To her surprise, that actually provoked a response. The spirit melted away into motes of prismatic light that flowed into her, and since Nadia didn’t sprout extra fingers or anything, she took it to mean that the spiritbond worked. “...Huh. Cool.” Weird, but Nadia wasn’t one to look a gift horse in the mouth.



With that taken care of, she approached the flowerbed and took stock of the underground battlefield. One of the weirder monsters that showed up, the giant gunk-stuffed turkey, ended up taking the entire Koopa Troop to put down, but together the team achieved a hard-fought victory. Rather than bug out into the darkness, the Knight ended up helping Omori against that bizarre jigsaw monster, proving that the little ones weren’t kidding around.

Her eyes fell on the billowing flame and smoke from Junicorn’s metal husk just as the monster inside finished burning to death, leaving its partially-melted shell to follow suit by turning to ash as well. One of the other monsters, the bulky fungal brute that Nadia wanted nothing to do with herself, trundled toward the wounded Octopath Travelers to finish what it started. Before it could reach them, Jesse answered their call for help by hurling her own awful adversary into it like a giant acid bomb. Nadia watched, somewhere between impressed and horrified, as the redhead then strolled up to finish it off with a withering barrage from her service weapon. “...Jeez, Jess,” she laughed once the FBC director finished mopping up. “Remind me not to get on your bad side.”

That left just one monster: the freakish electric jester with all the orange mace-heads protruding from its flesh. While the other Seekers faced off against their respective opponents, Zzap went for Rubick, blasting the mage with chain lightning. Rubick’s agility and resistance mitigated the damage a lot, but he clearly had trouble adjusting to both the horror’s attacks and the pace at which it fought. Luckily for him, he had plenty of allies to back him up. While Primrose and Junior attended to the wounded, including themselves, the rest of the seekers converged on Zzap, shooting and punching and tearing the monster to pieces in a matter of seconds. With its demise, the Ruins went quiet once more, except for the hum of Warmth and casts of Cure.



For a few seconds, at least. Barely did the team get a chance to breathe, heal up, or take a gander at the cavernous Ruins they’d fallen into, before reinforcements arrived. A squad of four round, one-eyed, leering Loox appeared from one of the tunnels, led by a single, larger Astigmatism with twice the horns. With them was a single Froggit.

“Huh!?” the ringleader shouted in stunned disbelief. “Junicorn and the others…you monsters!” It grabbed the Froggit by the shoulder and shook it. “Hey, pea green! Get out of here and warn the boss!”

The Froggit recoiled, clearly nervous. “W-what, me?”

“Yeah you, mucus-for-brains!” Astigmatism pushed the amphibian away. “Hop to it! We’ll pick on these murderers!”

Turning tail, the Froggit began to hop back the way it came. At the same time, the crowd of exercise ball-sized monsters spread out. Nadia readied herself, although the runaway worried her more. If these monsters had a boss, she and the other Seekers probably didn’t want it knowing where they were. The Loox attacked, shooting out bursts of five small light balls apiece with terrible accuracy, provided that their opponents didn’t blast them first. Their projectiles flew slowly and ricocheted off whatever -or whoever- they hit, which given the amount of space in this cavern reduced them to a non-threat in record time. Worse still, their projectiles did low damage by default, but even less to the heroes of higher levels. Nadia looked down as once orb bounced off her belly, barely leaving a mark. She straightened up, her claws returned to normal as a bemused look overtook her. “Huh…” The Loox began conjuring snakelike projectile beads to wind through the air, and Astigmatism joined in with faster bouncing light rings plus three-ring revolvers, but all of the feral’s fighting spirit had already drained away.

“Uh, one of you deal with whatever this is.” She broke off into a run, turning back to look at the others as she did. “We probably oughta see about that frog.”

She took off running on all fours and breezed past the monster squad, leaving them in her dust as she raced down the stone brick-lined tunnel. With her keen eyes and ears she need only follow the echoed plop-plop-plop of froggy feet on the floor until she spotted it hopping through the darkness. “There you are,” she muttered, advancing until she spotted something odd in the Ruins’ dim ambient light: a crumpled bit of paper lying on the floor up ahead. Just a little farther, the tunnel wall gave way to a gaping hole, and when Nadia stopped in front of it she looked down to see another huge cavern extending downward, full of thin platforms layered atop one another by wrought-iron supports like a giant jungle gym. Here, the purple Ruins stone seemed to intermix with more alien blue-black architecture not unlike that of Dirtmouth. It went down a long way, full of hanging chains and gently pulsing fireflies, but among the mists and bulbous shapes along the cavern walls she spotted more pieces of paper, and a distant humming welled up from far below. The scraps seemed to lead toward it, a literal paper trail, and given her intel from Iselda Nadia could guess what. She turned back to look at the other Seekers following her and waved, pointing downward. “Here’s a way deeper in. I heard there might be a mapmaker named Cornifer down here too, so we oughta see where these papers lead!” she called.

When she turned around, however, the Froggit was far ahead. Couldn’t be helped given the importance of a possible map find, but now Nadia really needed to book it to catch up. She took a deep breath and sprinted after it.




“Toriel, Toriel!” a little voice called, echoing through the silence of the Temple of the Black Egg. The goat lady looked up, taken by surprise; she’d only crossed about half the room since leaving Ganondorf to his lonesome imprisonment, and had been looking forward to a quiet walk through the ruins to put together her thoughts. Instead she found a Froggit racing toward her. “There’s killers on the loose! Th-they got Juni, and Ang, and Idea, and-and Zzap!”

Toriel’s tray clattered to the floor, the plates and porcelain cup shattering with more noise than the Temple had ever known. “What!? Intruders!?”

“Yeah! Stiggy and the others, they’re gonna hold ‘em off, but…” Froggit broke out crying. “The others were way stronger! If the intruders took them out, Stiggy and the Loox are next! Then it’s us, ‘cause they’re coming here!”

Toriel clutched at her heart, her breathing panicked. “They must be coming…to free the King of Evil!” Clenching her jaw, she took hold of the Water Sage’s Sword and pulled it from its sheath. Can I really beat enemies stronger than the likes of Dizy and Stuffed? She turned slowly, her eyes on Ganondorf. Despair welled up inside her. Maybe not, she thought, tightening her grip as she approached the prisoner. But I have to do something…

She stopped just a few feet away from Ganondorf, her anguish plain to see on her face. “...I’m sorry,” she told him. “But I can’t let the King of Evil go free. Not if it’ll give rise to more murder and suffering. If I can’t stop them freeing you…” she took her sword in both hands and lifted it up, her movements hesitant with palpable regret. “I have to…!”

At that moment Nadia sprinted into the cavern and slid to a stop, taken aback by the scenery–by the vast chamber, the dangling lights, the Black Egg, and the man cruelly chained across its entrance. “Holy mackerel, this place…!” she exclaimed. Her eyes fell on Toriel, Froggit, and Ganondorf. “Eggs-cuse me~?”

Distracted, Toriel lowered her guard and whirled around, her eyes all too easily averted from the killer enchained before her.

Edinburgh MagicaPolis

Level 8 Big Band (24/80)
Ace Cadet’s @Yankee, Red’s @TruthHurts22
Word Count: 1600


As Band followed Lucia through the police station, he couldn’t help but notice the overt lack of hospitality among the other officers. There seemed to be no shortage of them keeping warm in here among the desks and lockers rather than out on the town. While Band hardly expected them to roll out the red carpet for anyone, let alone a lawman from another precinct, they seemed determined to make him feel unwelcome with a mixture of stares, glowers, and curled lips. Conversely, a number of them let their eyes rove over Lucia with brazen salaciousness. Band made a conscious effort to keep his face from tightening until he left the open area of the station behind, stomping through dimly-lit halls to find the police chief.

Soon after the surreptitious whispers and leering chuckles faded away into the background, a strange new sound replaced them from up ahead. It sounded like someone stretching or ripping coarse, stiff fabric, either burlap or something equally fibrous. As it grew louder, clearly coming from the office to which Band and Lucia were headed, the detective picked up on another sound beneath it: heavy, labored breathing, less like someone hyperventilating from exhaustion and more like a ravenous feaster gasping for breath between gluttonous mouthfuls of food. Undeterred, Lucia knocked on the door, then opened it up and stepped inside.

Once Band bent down to follow her through, he stood up to see a huge office absolutely stuffed with taxidermied animals. Wolf, deer, armadillo, buffalo, raccoon, and more all stared down from their trophy stands and wall mounts, their eyes glassy and lifeless. Other lavish decorations filled the place, from ornate rugs to heavy wooden desks and tables of antique style. Band took it in listlessly. It smelled of chemicals in here. Wonder if the cityfolk appreciate how their tax dollars are being spent, he thought. In front of the long window, silhouetted by the pale afternoon light that poured through it, was a heavyset man with short gray hair bent over a table blanketed in lengths of hide and cloudlike heaps of cotton. Back turned to his guests, he continued to jam stuffing into the hide before him, then sew up the seams bit by bit.

“Ch-chief Iyans,” Lucia hailed him, her voice more tentative than before. “Detective Bahdland to see ya, sah.”

Band stepped forward. “Afternoon, sir. How d’you do?”

Without turning around, Irons responded in a gruff tone. “Detective Bahdland, huh?” he asked, mimicking Lucia’s accent in a mocking tone. “Don’t recognize that one. You from out of town, Bahdland?”

“That’s correct.” Band bristled slightly, but kept his tone even. “N.M.P.D. I’ve been sent here to help with…a major ongoing case.”

“That right?” Chief Irons turned around for the first time, revealing a mustache and sagging features. His face already looked dour, as if begrudging the interruption, but once he looked the newcomer up and down his eyes turned hard and flinty. He glanced over at Lucia in annoyance, like she’d wasted his time, and let go of his tools. “You can go now, dollface,” he told her coldly as he made his way toward his desk.

Lucia cleared her throat and clasped her hands behind her back. “With all due respect, sah, I’m a detective too. If theah’s somethin’ big goin’ on, I wanna help.”

After seating himself, Irons glared at her. “Really? Could’ve fooled me, with all the time you spend playing cowboy. Since it seems like you’ve forgotten, let me remind you: you’re on desk duty ‘til you’ve gotten a handle on that hothead of yours. Then again, maybe a demotion to meter maid out in the snow would cool you off faster. How about it?”

Rubbing her arm in agitation, Lucia looked down at the floor. “N-no, sah. Sorry, sah. I’ll just, uh, get back to my desk.”

“Then get going,” Irons told her. “And don’t make me tell you again.”

“Yes, sah.” She gave Band an apologetic look for not being able to help him more, then beat a hasty retreat.

“And grab me a fresh cup of ‘kwaffy’ while you’re at it!” the police chief called after her as he watched her leave, then leaned back in his desk chair with his arms crossed. He turned toward Band. “So, big fella. Here to help, huh? Well, it’s kind of you to offer, having come all this way. Maybe we don’t need any help. Especially from outsiders. Maybe we’ve got the situation perfectly under control here, and everything’s just fine. So you can just take it easy. Enjoy the city, and when you go back, tell whoever sent you the E.M.P.D. has things covered.”

Band inhaled through his nose, then exhaled through his mouth. “I see, I see. Well, that is a relief. Got things well in hand, hm? I’ll just let the brass know Chief Irons has it all handled, then.” He took a good look around the office, studying the police chief’s choice in decor. Something occurred to him that he’d mentally glossed over before. “Ah, sorry,” he apologized after a moment. “Couldn’t help but notice…you’ve got quite the collection here, sir. Must be a man of great taste.”

Irons raised an eyebrow. “Caught your eye, hm? I’m surprised. Most folks see my collection here and turn up their noses. Too dull or squeamish to appreciate it. You into the art of taxidermy, uh, Birdland, was it?”

“Oh, just call me Band,” the detective said, noting the instant attitude shift once he brought up what he rightly guessed must be Irons’ favorite subject. He chose his next words carefully. “I can recognize quality wherever I see it, sir,” he said. “Stuff like music, though, it’s dime-a-dozen. It’s rare I get the honor to meet a master of this. ‘Specially since the animals melt away into ash the minute you kill ‘em off.”

Irons groaned, rolling his eyes. “Ugh, a pain in the damn ass, isn’t it? I don’t remember when it started happening, but I remember being on a hunting trip on the mainland. Shot a deer, went to slice its belly open, but before its warm guts even spilled out the whole carcass was up in smoke. But I found a way around.”

Now Band raised an eyebrow. “Now ain’t that something. Just as I’d expect of Chief Irons. Don’t suppose you’d care to drop a hint for…a fellow stitcher, tryin’ to follow in your footsteps?”

“Well, it’s not really a secret,” Irons shrugged, pulling a cigar from his desk drawer. “Litany of Proper Death, it’s called. There’s this…” He shook his head dismissively. “Order of monks or some bologna, I dunno, but their hocus-pocus is the real deal. They go out with hunting parties all the time, and once they do their little magic tricks everything starts dying like it’s supposed to.” His eyes rested on his new hides as he heaved a heavy sigh. “Looks like these’re gonna have to last me a while, though.”

Still grappling with the new information, Band tucked the new thread away and reached out for the next as fast as he could. “Why’s that, Chief? Magic stop workin’?”

“More like the damn clerics did,” Irons grumbled. “Right after I got my last shipment from the Fishing Village a couple days back, all the shit with the skeletons at night got started. Made all the clerics go cuckoo, ranting about the living dead and whatnot.” He suddenly turned back to Band, eying Band suspiciously. “Hey, we have it under control though, got it? Don’t go sticking that big nose where it doesn’t belong.”

Band’s eyebrow twitched as he gave a thin smile. His mind was racing in overdrive. “Of course. Perish the thought. Just realizin’ I probably ought to tuck in early.”

“Or leave before nightfall,” Irons not-so-subtly suggested.

“That works too.” Band gave a slight bow of his head, then turned to go. “Thank ya for your time…Chief.”

Irons watched him go, drumming his fingers on his desk as the gears turned. After a good few moments he heard the front door close, at which point he hit a buzzer on his desk. “...Stryker. Nightingale. Byte. Get in here.”

Soon, three officers stood side by side in his office. One was an ex-FBI agent who looked unkempt and unwell. Another, surly and muscular, was a hard-faced riot cop. The last was a blue and yellow machine, part clockwork, part magic, and one hundred percent loyal. Irons sized them up one by one. “Looks like we’ve got someone poking around on our turf, boys. Keep an eye on him, will you? And if he overstays his welcome…well, escort him out of the city. Understood?”

“Yes, sir,” the three chorused, saluting. They filed out of the office, closed the door behind them, and made for the armory. Once alone, Irons stood to head over to his taxidermy table and resume his work.

Outside in the hall, Lucia poked her head out from behind the corner, a coffee pot held in one hand and a fed-up look on her face. When the sound of stitching began again, she hurried down the hall to her desk, where she left the coffee pot. From the closet by the front door she pulled a heavy winter coat, threw it on, then hustled out into the cold.
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