I like the idea of truck-kun being responsible for killing every single character in this story, an the ways that it happened it just gets progressively more and more outrageous. xD
Char #1: Killed by truck-kun when crossing the street
Char #2: Killed by truck-kun while walking home from a bar, late at night, while intoxicated.
Char #3: Killed by a speeding truck-kun when walking to their car inside an underground parking garage.
Char #4: Killed by truck-kun when it crashed through the store-front of the boutique they were shopping for a present for their significant other.
Char #5: Killed by truck-kun when it drove off a bridge while they were enjoying a nice swim in the river below.
Char #6: Killed by turck-kun while smoking on the roof, after it went flying off a ramp near a construction-site.
Morgana: "Like, OH-EM-EEG, girlfriend! We're like, 'totes gonna be BFFs for-evurrrr! Holla back, yeeeeeee! Selfie~!"
Char #1: Killed by truck-kun when crossing the street
Char #2: Killed by truck-kun while walking home from a bar, late at night, while intoxicated.
Char #3: Killed by a speeding truck-kun when walking to their car inside an underground parking garage.
Char #4: Killed by truck-kun when it crashed through the store-front of the boutique they were shopping for a present for their significant other.
Char #5: Killed by truck-kun when it drove off a bridge while they were enjoying a nice swim in the river below.
Char #6: Killed by turck-kun while smoking on the roof, after it went flying off a ramp near a construction-site.
EDIT:
<Snipped quote by Xaltwind>
Dalton: *Kubrick stare, hands shaking, one corner of his lip twitches involuntarily* "I've changed my mind about my patron."
Morgana: "Like, OH-EM-EEG, girlfriend! We're like, 'totes gonna be BFFs for-evurrrr! Holla back, yeeeeeee! Selfie~!"