True, Velvet is relatively easygoing if you mess with her personally but she honestly likes her job and it funds her gaming addiction, touch it and die.

On a different topic, does Velvet feel pain? Like, I get that she's really hard to permanently killed, but does her nerves register when her body gets damanged at all? Or is she just, impervious to physical suffering at this point, due to being a 700+ year old granny greater vampire?

Oh she feels pain alright, if she didn't then she probably wouldn't care about the whole Iris thing. She just has a strange relationship with it because she's been around the block so many times and she's never in danger.

Tl;dr, she feels pain fully but she doesn't care most of the time and it's just a vague irritation.

"Do you have any idea how unbelievably skilled I am at causing small inconveniences for EVERYONE?"

I smell a prank-war.

Someone is gonna wake up with their car in their bedroom.

*Gremlins take notes*

Posted.

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I smell a prank-war.

Someone is gonna wake up with their car in their bedroom.

*Gremlins take notes*

Someone's going to get a 40mm up their spinneret if they aren't careful.

sorta surprised we don't have someone like this lurking around.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/erma/erma-sprinkles/viewer?title_no=170650&episode_no=3

@Expendable There's a spooder for that.

For everything else there's Suzy.

hey @Foster. Just wanted to make sure. Is @Silver Carrot ok with you using Eilidh in the background. Did you two work that out together?

Ooh, Eilidh was used in the background?

Finally, I have an in lol. Expect a post in the next few days

Edit: Aww, got excisted Elidh was mentioned in a post. But the background's fine

In other news... I'm still recovering but feeling better today. I'll try to get a post up tomorow. Sorry for the wait everyone.

Maybe like 60 pages ago, @Dragonydas. I do not remember, that part has been in the WIP since page 9.

IIRC, I kinda mentioned she'd be in the same building as @Silver Carrot's character with much the same problems blending-in, plus she's a tech-savvy girl, so why not murder three birds and a tree with one stone?

And don't worry, as soon as I'm making IC posts, I'm dragging you all with me.

A post has been made... Time to "force" Miyuki to join the hunt <.<

Also @Foster... consider yourself accepted.

Oh good, we needed her to be angrier.

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Someone's going to get a 40mm up their spinneret if they aren't careful.

Not every character I make is secretly three hurties in a trenchcoat.

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Not every character I make is secretly three hurties in a trenchcoat.

Hey! That's my shtick!

Ooh, Eilidh was used in the background?

Finally, I have an in lol. Expect a post in the next few days

Edit: Aww, got excisted Elidh was mentioned in a post. But the background's fine

I'm thinking the gremlins may start farking with our internet and Lilith will be so kind as to lend a hand to getting Elidh's streaming-schedule back on track.

How would she feel about being treated to microwave-baked onions and potatoes with a side of bacon and sour-cream? Because she's too busy to go to the cafeteria, plus the staff seems... occupied.

-Baked onions are super-simple. Take an unpeeled onion, cut the stem/stump off so it lays flat on a plate, then cut it in half, have them have open-side up and add butter. The layers will swell up as it broils causing the onion to be self-peeling. Chop as desired or eat whole when done. 2-3 minutes on high plus a minute for each additional onion.
--With a bit of finagling, it can be made into french onion soup

If you're wondering where I was hiding during your college years, I was busy.

Bonus points if Velvet's sniffer smells something savory. Irony since the onion was the food of the proletariat since even before the discovery of the potato and Velvet slept through when and how it became wildly popular. Double-ironic since it was claimed that vampires could not stand to eat dishes using the herbs and spices of the uncultured masses, such as garlic and onions.

-Baked onions are super-simple. Take an unpeeled onion, cut the stem/stump off so it lays flat on a plate, then cut it in half, have them have open-side up and add butter. The layers will swell up as it broils causing the onion to be self-peeling. Chop as desired or eat whole when done. 2-3 minutes on high plus a minute for each additional onion.

Sometimes I roast onions with the meat, no butter. Very tasty.

My.

F*cking.

FOOD!

Ohhh-hooo, these lil' turds are so dead. Let's see how much you'll enjoy this accord when the only sensation you'll be experiecing for the next decade is that of your own skin peeling off and your nerves being assaulted by searing needles, day in, day out. 24/7. What? You don't think it's FUN?

*Very dark aura eminates from the foxes table*

Someone needs to remind the fox that this is supposed to be for fun