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I'm a generally chill gremlin that can be kinda particular. I grew up with plenty of electronics and video games, mostly with games like Final Fantasy, Zelda, and StarCraft. I like to blend magic and technology in my writing, bringing fantasy into space and sci-fi.

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Stratya Durmand

Time:
28th Sola, Evening
Location: Castle Dining Hall
Attire: Military Formal, in Caesonian colors
Family Dirk + Crest, worn on the right
Swordbreaker, also worn on the right
Interactions: @JJ Doe Count Fritz
Mentions: @FunnyGuy Lorenzo, [@Oso] Milo

“Aah, I dinae see those. Look at tha’ crraftsmanship, I ‘ave tae admire t’ royal baker. I suppose ya donnae get tae such a post wit’ou’ bein’ good, ey. Migh’ I?” She grinned at the count, only slightly bashful for her appetite, as she waited for him to allow her indulgence, before she’d reach for one of the goodies from the plate he’d displaye. “I’ll ‘ave tae trea’ ye tae some o’ my baekin’, sometyme,” she chuckled, “fer once I've brough' nowt.”

She took a bite of the pastry treat, giving a soft hum of approval with the following mastication. She didn’t spend too long on it before swallowing, “ooh, wha’ a delica’e balance. Filo dough is such a payn, too, a work o’ ar’, this is. Almost a shame tae eat i’.” She giggled and took another small bite, as Fritz turned to the hall around them.

“Quite the gathering tonight—many fresh faces.”

She nodded with the comment, “mmm,” swallowed, “aye, therre arre, arren’ therrre?” Her eyes landed on the Princess and the gaggle of girls growing around her. And Prince August, and the-

“Ohhh! Grand Vizier! You've made it, my friend! I see you're in the correct chair this evening. Salami-aleekum and enjoy your meal Grand Vizier!”

Stratya took a slow breath and popped the rest of her, ah, morsel, in her mouth. She couldn’t remember the fancy name for this one. Whatever it was, chewing it bought her a moment to come up with something to say that wouldn’t be - what was it? Ah - uncouth, while she rubbed her hand back along her face, just a little exasperated. It transitioned smoothly into her cradling her face while she enjoyed that final bite before swallowing, “I mus’ say, Duke Lorrenzo surre knows how tae make a simple lass feel a’ ease.” ‘At ease’ was one way of putting it. As long as she wasn’t more embarrassing than Lorenzo, she’d be fine.

She let her attention draw back to the man mentioned. “I doan think I’ve laid eyes on t’ Gran’ Vizier ‘til now, either. In t’ middle of a sea o’ youth’, ‘is Majesty. Her tone had a critical edge to it. He stuck out like a sore thumb among those young faces. At Fritz’s prompting, she willingly turned her attention to their own table, not wanting to be caught staring and have to fend off a social check. On the way, her eyes caught the champagne glass in Fritz’s hand and she caught a nearby servant, “would you ge’ me.. somethin’ lemony. Alcoholic, please.” As the servant went to get her a drink, she dug out a couple silver and held them hidden against her palm.

“There are abou’... six names a’ our table I’ve no’ acquainted with. Didn’ I see Sir Matthias at-”

“Now presenting… the esteemed guest of the royal court—renowned artist, Master Milo St. Claire!”

“Ooh, I ’ave ‘eard o’ him. Tha’s reyt.” The servant came back with her requested drink she slipped the two silver into the servant’s hand as she accepted it, “thank you.” Her attention came back to Fritz, giving the theatrics of one Milo St. Clair a glance from the side, “the King was qui’e upse’ abou’ t’ vandalism of ‘is image, by Lady Ariella, an’ they’re sea’ed jus’ nextae each other. T’ whole evenin’ seems a tad.. confrrontational, ferr a banque’.”

A sip of her drink seemed to much please her and she followed it with another, “ooh, tha’s good.”

Her run-in with Roman had been rather eye-opening. The man had magical means in spades, it seemed. Made her a little jealous. She looked at the differences in her drink to Fritz’s, then found herself looking at the King and Queen. The Queen was looking particularly disgusted with the King at that moment, whatever he was saying. She took a breath and turned to the Count next to her with a question her tongue, but hesitated, and said instead “maybe when I trrea’ ye tae baked goods, I c’n pick yer noggin a bi’? I’ve naer been abrroad, y’see. I’d like tae trravel, but ‘fore I go anywhere, I’d like to learn a bi’ abou’ t’ places I migh’ go.” Actually, she’d probably find it more fun to just go, but depending on the place, it might be best to learn first. “T’ cultures, any hoops I’d have to jump through. Any laws or 'azards tha’ migh’ be.. differren’ or unexpected.”

Caesonian magic laws were strict but also, seemingly, insidiously hidden, and taboo to even discuss. Were they meant to not be noticed? Why? If no one saw the tiny script she’d seen on the document, and discussing magic was so forsaken, only the tiny writing on that page indicated magic was considered extant and illegal, and precious few would know that. Yes, this would be a good conversation to have. She needed perspective. Was it like this everywhere? Or would there be other countries that might be evidence to support her hope that the Queen was wrong?

More entrants, more greetings to the royal fa..mi..ly. Hmm. She should probably do that, too, huh? She sipped the last of her first drink and the same servant appeared with another, at the ready. She gasped softly as she looked at him with a big smile, "oh, you swee'earr'. C'mon by my kitchen in t' morrnin', aye?" She exchanged glasses and slipped the man another silver, "an' if ye still wantae wai' on me, I'll take an ale or mead next, a' my sea', please."

She waited for Fritz to finish whatever thought he'd been in the middle of, before, "I.. believe I'm due tae grreet t' Rroyal Family." She chuckled with a bit of tension, "perr'aps tha' was due when I arrived?"
The Orange Oranges.
What a demon


Stratya Durmand

Time:
28th Sola, Evening
Location: Castle Dining Hall
Attire: Military Formal, in Caesonian colors
Family Dirk + Crest, worn on the right
Swordbreaker, also worn on the right
Interactions: [@JJDoe] Count Fritz
Mentions: @princess, @Potter, @SilverPaw, @Helo

Arrigh’, Stratya. Th’ social events until now ‘ave been child’s play. T’is one’s t’ real deal. She was just thankful she didn’t have to fuss over a bunch of outfits or, heavens forbid, those frilly dresses. At the same time, her usual fallback seemed to want for something more. To dine in the castle hall, for a banquet, demanded extravagance. Maybe she should get in the habit of visiting the tailor more often? The military formal she’d been fitted for didn’t hinder her movements, and looked well enough to go to formal occasions like this, so it was very difficult for Stratya to decide against it. Which she hadn’t.

She had a few of them. Her favorite was the one in green and brown and black, but for the banquet and the earlier event at the theater, she went with this Caesonian colored uniform. Like Prince Wulfric, she’d reviewed the seating, as well. She was to be seated around the corner from Morrigan. So, next to the High Table. She would be seated across from a doctor, and nearby that Count who seemed to have become friends with the Princess. Oh, and next to that other knight she’d met at the camping event.

Well, at present, she was about to enter. The captain straightened herself and nodded to the herald,

“presenting, Knight Defender, Champion of the Realm, Captain Stratya Durmand of Verdant Creek!”

Stratya entered and tried her best not to be struck by the glamor of the dinning hall. She’d begun to get used to all the opulence, but every once in a while, she’d be awed all over again. She caught herself looking at the high ceiling, and somehow passed it off as a moment of inner satisfaction before she drew her gaze back down.

Having brought an appetite, the knight made a route almost directly for the hors d'Oeuvres table. There would be plenty of more filling and substantial items to be had at her seat, but her stomach was asking her for a morsel. She had one of the stuffed mushrooms before departing the table with a little slab of cheese topped with a bitty slice of smoked meat. Oooh, she could see the feast from here. The feast of her 15th year had been grand, but this. Royalty may not have known how to camp, but she had learned then and saw now, again, they knew how to eat.

A person caught her attention away from the food, however. The young lady from the camping event, a face she hadn’t quite expected to see again. She was there, chatting with Prince August, Princess Anastasia, and the Grand Vizir. That all was opposite her own seat.

The next thing to draw her attention was the gluttonous sight of the King. The less time spent on that, the better. He matched the entire pig she spied set out for the feast.

Aah, Princes Wulfric and Callum. Something struck her as odd about them, but she couldn't place what. While she considered the two of them, a greeting brought her out of her thoughts.

“Aah, here’s a familiar face,” the captain smiled kindly as she took in the sight of the man, thinking back to where she’d seen him. Drake’s party and the theater, just earlier today. “Coun’ Frritz Hendrrix, wasn’ i’. Aye, aye, good tae see ya ‘gain.” The confidence of the handshake he had greeted her with was a welcome change from the usual. Some folks were confused by her gender and yet her title and rank and role, and couldn’t seem to decide whether to treat her as a woman or as a knight. “We’ve not ‘ad a good chance tae make good aquaintance. ‘ave ye ‘ad a bi’e, ye’? T’s all delicious. You’ll ne’er find meal expenses skimped on in Sorrian, haha!”
Hmm.. Amber Wings? Bronze Fists? Copper Mantles? Carnelian Leopards, perhaps.
Niara Rootwick

~ Rehabilitating Hamlet ~

@Remram


A missive came forward, from the back of her mind. Some audio had been decoded. Someone had mentioned cooking food nearby, recently. The root elf bundled her bundle back up, carefully so, with the steady motions of a confident hand. She turned her attention to the old man, Victor, and Yingmei, as she got to her feet, “it’d be great if we could find ourselves with a rooster, too. I wonder if the chicks are very distinguished, as well?” She was certain they were going to be cuter still than this bird, but they’d need that rooster to even have a chance of finding out.

At any rate, Niara carefully slid her sack of goodies over her shoulder again and went to go track down the voice that had mentioned cooking. Aah.. there! He’d just been handed some rabbits. Niara approached, calling as she did, “hail, there, good sir. You’ll be cooking, will you? Maybe you’d like to have a look at these. We’ve got tea and a, uh, grain that’s very closely related to rice.” Yes, that was a fine summary. “I’ve never actually used it before, it might be a bit tougher or dryer than rice. I’m not sure.” She hadn’t had time to do anything other than make the changes necessary to help the plant grow and produce a healthy crop in the conditions provided. Given that she hadn’t known everything about the best growing conditions, her changes may not have been exactly what was needed, either. The fields were supposed to be drained of water, after a point.. she’d have to ask Yingmei for more information, if they couldn’t get proper paddies going anywhere, which might not happen for a while.

“I also don’t usually do grains.” She knelt and unbundled the fresh harvest once more, looking up at who would apparently be their cook, ”I might garden fruits or veggies, but grain? Not I. Or tea, for that matter.” No doubt, the grain had to be separated from the stalk and all that, but she wasn’t sure about all that. Really, she was just familiar with growing things.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Lord Drake & Captain Stratya


Flashback


Time: Afternoon of the 27th
Mentions: Ariella [@tpartiwithzombi]

Drake sat at the dining table, alone with his late brunch. He enjoyed a light meal of triscuits and freshly made jam with a side of apple cider that had been pressed only a few days ago - a luxury only a family of his status could enjoy with such regularity. He took some time to think over his day, what needed to be done, and what meetings had to be made. That was when a sudden thought had crossed his mind. ”Sebastian.” Drake said plainly.

The young help had sprung up from their neutral stance and quickly walked to Drake’s side with proper posture. “Yes milord?” With a dismissive hand wave, Drake grinned and replied. ”At ease, lad. You aren’t even 5 years younger than me, yet you treat me like a commanding officer.” The pair shared a light chuckle. ”Would you be troubled if I asked for you to summon Guard Captain Durmand to the estate? I wish to have a word with them about their time with Ariella, if they are curious as to the nature of the summons. You may take my carriage…and a triscuit for your trouble!” He smirked and scooped up some more of his special jam before handing the treat to Sebastian.

The enthusiastic servant swiped up the triscuit, inhaled it in one gulp while Drake watched wide-eyed. He then nodded and quickly walked off towards the front door to fetch a carriage and arrive at the most likely spot the Guard Captain would be at 10am on a weekday, the Barracks!

~


At the barracks, Captain Stratya Durmand would be found conversing with her lieutenant in soft voices, at her lieutenant’s desk in front of her office. A basket of muffins and cinnamon rolls, all glazed lighty with fruity icing, sat on the desk, as well. At the approach of someone not native to the barracks, Stratya glanced over before nodding to her lieutenant, ”aah, I’ll leave t’ rresearch o’ prrecautions tae you. I c’n put ye in touch, if y’ need.” She motioned with her head and the lieutenant saluted, locking a drawer in the desk before leaving. The captain then turned to the.. butler. A butler? ”Hail, wha’ c’n I do ya ferr?”

Sebastian was, for the briefest moment, stunned by the captain’s thick accent. A professional, however, nothing showed on the man’s face. “Captain Stratya Durmand?”

”Aye.”

“Sebastian, serving the Edwards. Captain Durmand, Lord Drake summons you. If you are not busy, the carriage awaits.”

”O-oh? Lorr’ Drrake, is i’?” Stratya hesitated. She’d gotten pretty drunk at his birthday party and heckled his mother rather publicly. She wasn’t sure what their relationship was like, internally. Family relations could be so dreadfully complicated. If he viewed his mother favorably, if he took issue with her behavior, it could be trouble. Was that what this was about?

“Yes, Lord Drake is curious of your time with Lady Ariella.”

Relief washed over her, ”ooh, is tha’ all? I ‘ardly think ‘at’s worth an ‘ole summons, but.. ah, aye. A’rrigh’.” She chuckled and picked up the basket of breads, then followed the butler out to the waiting carriage. A summons from someone besides the castle, huh? She settled into the carriage and, as they pulled away, offered Sebastian something from her basket, ”frresh t’is morrnin’, if y’r peckish.” A muffin was taken. The muffins were banana-strawberry, and this one was topped with a blueberry icing.

~


Every time she saw it, the grounds impressed her. Immaculately kept, tastefully elegant. She’d gotten used to all the grandeur by now, naturally, but she had no taste for it. Everything was so big, and it all took so much walking. She liked walking. Outside. Walking for another quarter mile inside of a building after a mile outside felt like a chore. Maybe she’d have to start taking a carriage more often.

The staff had been expecting her, and knew where to lead her for Drake’s summons. The cape of today’s armor bore the Caesonian colors, with the bright yellow on the interior.

Drake stood to meet the woman, whose armor and billowing cape allowed him a moment to rise just as she entered the room. ”I see my summons has made it to you in good health, Captain.” He offered the best attempt at a salute befitting Stratya’s rank as he approached her for a firm handshake. The young lord had welcoming grip and a steady hand, all while he pulled out a chair and gestured for her to take a seat if she so wished.

”I shan’t take up too much of your time - if you are famished I believe there is still some fresh jam and triscuits available if you are so inclined?” He paused and would rush Sebastian to fetch more brunch food should the Captain wish to partake. Drake continued, ”I hear you are tutoring my dear sister on the art of combat, particularly of a more melee variety. Care to share what sort of teachings you have covered thus far?” The man sat back into a chair nearby rather than the one at the head of the table he had been at earlier, his hands crossed together and fingers interlaced with baited interested in Stratya’s response.

The captain reflexively met his salute, not even really processing the motion before she realized his gesture. Yes, the next Duke should be so prepared for working with the military, just as the Crown Prince. She smiled, ”ye’ll struggle tae find me ill, Lor’Drrake.” Her handshake was quite strong, though she also knew how to mind her strength. When he pulled her chair for her, he hadn't been expecting it, but she'd been around the upper echelons long enough to recognize the gesture. She carefully positioned her shortsword to slip underneath the armrest. She could get used to this kind of treatment, but maybe she shouldn't.

Her, famished? The captain chuckled softly at the idea, ”y’ know, I've ‘eard t’ las’ perrson in a village tae go ‘ungry is t’ baker. In fact, y’ man thar caugh’ me wit’ a baske’.” When she came in, a servant had taken her basket for her, and now brought it in for the table between them. ”T’ Prrincess wan’ed tae lend an’ ‘and, t’is morrnin’. Said she'd like tae learn tae bake.” Cinnamon rolls and strawberry-banana muffins, with two icings, one red and one blue. Strawberry and blueberry, respectively.

”Ooh, y’ dearr sistah? Aye, aye, Lady Arriella seemed keen on me knives, yeh? So I asked, an’ she agrreed, she'd be in’errested in a bi’ o’ blade trrainin'.” The captain accepted a triscuit and spread a bit of the jam over it, the spreading knife nimble and effective in her hand, ”a’ prresen’, I'm having her accustom ‘erself tae t’ prresence of a weapon at ‘er side, an’ t’ use of a blade as a tool, ‘forre I go tryin’ tae teach ‘er swingin’ it ‘rround. We wen’ forragin’ durin’ t’ campin’ event, she used a lit’le daggerr o’ mine tae harrves’ some things.” She took a bite of the triscuit and gave a pleased hum, covering her mouth to offer a brief, ”good jam.”

He watched with mild amusement at the manner at which the Captain handled her newly acquired snack. He then nodded to her response. “Yes, the jam was freshly made this morning. I will let the chefs know they did exquisitely.” Drake rubbed his chin. “So she feels the need to arm herself does she? Does my sister feel threatened by something or is she simply expressing a curiosity?”

His wrist rolled his hand in circles as if to help come up with what to say “Your tutoring services….are they exclusive? Or perhaps this is simply a kind favor of a generous knight looking to help a lady in need?” The lord paused and took a brief sip of his morning coffee. “I do not mean to badger you with inane questions, but I am merely a concerned and curious elder brother.” He smiled and placed the cup back down on the table, each movement serene and calm while his words peacefully rumbled in his usual political tone of voice.

Stratya gave an approving, non-chalant nod at the mention of telling his chefs. She managed to swallow before feeling compelled to answer anything, the first question of his sister’s intent, “t’is a curriosi’y of ‘errs, I think. She was in’erested in my arrms at yerr parr’y, but I,” she chuckled, ”dinnae think i’ wise tae le’ my blades off my perrson at th’ tyme. A sound judgement.”

When Drake asked her if her lessons were exclusive, the captain looked him over thoughtfully. Was he asking for lessons, himself? She put the rest of her first tristcuit in her mouth as he offered an apology before she could form an answer. he offered him a warm smile in return, “as any elderr sibling should, Lor’Drrake. Aye, ye should take care o’ yerr kin. They’rre some o’ t’ ones that c’n underrstand ye best, and you them. It’s best tae stick together.” The captain could still taste the triscuit in her mouth with the jam and felt compelled for another. She prepared another, but did not bite it yet, ”even though I’m ‘ere in Sorrian, I still take care o’ mine back in Verrmillion. Set my brrotherr up wit’ a prroperr meaderry. T’ same one that made those meads I gave ye ferr y’ birrthday, migh’ I add.”

Finally, she took a bite and gave another pleased hum, swallowing before she would gush more, ”ooh, if I hadn’t put icin’ on my muffin’s, I’d try some o’ t’ jam on one, instead. Tsk.” The rest would disappear into her mouth and she would, minding her manners, chew and swallow before she’d say anything more. Oh, right, ”werre ye lookin’ for sworrd lessons? My kynd favorr is nae exclusive. As it ‘appens, I think Lady Arriella could use a similarrly skilled sparrin’ parr’nerr. Someone tae imprrove alongsyde, aye?”

The lord nodded. “A partner would be ideal. I just hope she wouldn’t see it as me coddling her. She deserves the right to have her own space, hobbies, interests, and whatnot.” His fingers tapped on the polished wood table. “I think it would be wise to start with individual lessons and see how she would fare if we integrated such things together before throwing us together. Give her some agency in the matter.”

Drake recalled Stratya’s earlier comment about the mead and motioned for a nearby servant before whispering in their ear to fetch some for the table. “I also do recall you presenting me with that fabulous looking mead the other day. Would you care for a sip? Something savory to start the day and a thank you from me for travelling out of your way on a possibly busy morning?” Not too soon after the butler came by with two standard tall glasses and the container of mead. He poured the drink into Drake’s cup and then paced over to Stratya and motioned the jug as if to ask “Would you like some as well?”

Aah, Drake was no fool to training with others, then. Stratya gave a gentle chuckle, leaning forward slightly on the table, “t’is so, t’is so. Naturrally, t’ thing tae do is starr’ ye both off, firrst. T’ idea woul’ be tae ge’ ye sparrin’ each otherr, but t’is somethin’ tae apprroach first, aye.” All good signs from the son of Duke Edwards. With the duties expected of him when his time would come, the army woman was pleased that he seemed so sensible and reliable.

Stratya smirked playfully as Drake mentioned savory as a tasting note, leaning back then, “ye’ve not ‘ad mead ‘afore, then? T’is sweet. Like a wyne, but ‘oney, nae grrapes.” She considered whether she should join Drake for one drink. The rest of the day would be.. not dense, but intense. Ah, but with her tolerance for drink.. one regular pint of mead would be fine. She smiled to the servant and nodded, ”please.”

“There's two varrie’ies I brrough’. This.. looks like t’ orriginal brrew,” Stratya lifted the glass to the light for a moment to see the color better, ”which is made frrom ‘oneys local ‘rround t’ village. He bought ‘oney frrom anotherr arrea tha’s got more berries ‘rround.”

He lifted the glass and let the drink sift around as he witnessed the semi-viscous fluid danced against the rim. With a smile and a nod he took the briefest of sips. The first thing to hit him was the sweetness - the apparent infusion of honey made the drink go down easy. Drake’s eyes lit up. “My my! What a lovely infusion! Such sweet savory flavor. I must applaud your brother for his craftsmanship.” He paused to take a deeper sip while still keeping a refined composure. “I look forward to trying both jars. I may even have to see about regularly purchasing some stock from your brother’s supply if he would graciously offer some here and there. But that is a talk for another time…”

Drake cleared his throat. “What sort of blade work is common these days? Swords? Daggers? Perhaps the occasional scimitar? Or even….a claymore? All of these are advanced tools for my novice self but I am intrigued at the prospect. How often does one find themselves needing to wield a blade in this city? I am no stranger to admit my life is a sheltered one - and I usually am carrying my reliable flintlock if I find myself in a shady part of town. Thankfully I have never needed to resort to it - but the curiosity does remain on how often your blade has seen action, Captain Durmand.”

Infusion? Oh dear. No, Sean had told her plenty about cheap imposters. She’d just taken a finishing bite of another of the triscuits that were individually no match for her appetite at any time, when she’d heard the word. Her chewing hesitated for a moment as she listened. She had to correct him somehow, her brother was too proud of his mead for that. “My blade ‘as, thankfully, been rather still, since my comin’ tae Sorrian. Tha’s t’ way i’ should be. Peace and prosperi’y, nae blood. Tha’s the way I like i’.” An idea struck her and she scoffed softly to herself, before offering, “y’ could always poin’ me at someone sellin’ fake mead. Grape wine infused wit’ ‘oney, aye? Prroper mead is ferrmen’ed ‘oney.”

Drake’s ignorance of mead was an important indicator to her, of mead’s lack of popularity, or at least, lack of upper echelon popularity. She wanted her brother to be successful, and his mead really was very good! Drake had said so himself. She had to make sure the man knew what was what, if she was going to introduce him to a beverage presently in a niche, with hope of its success. She couldn’t be pushy, either, though.

She chuckled, waving a hand dismissively in front of herself, “no, no, tha’d be too much. I migh’ rough ‘em up a bi’ ferr t’ insul’, but takin’ sword tae ‘em?” She paused for long enough to consider it, then gave her head a cheeky turn, “naaaae.”

“Y’say ye’ve go’ a flintlock? Mm, aye, intimida’in’. ‘at’s one shot, though, aye? Then ye’ve got to go through the whole rrigamarrole of rreloadin’. I s’ppose y’ could clock a fella over t’ ‘ead wit’ t’ aft end, but ye’d be sore for rreach ‘gainst even a shorr’ sword afte’ yerr shot’s spen’.” She sipped at her mead, humming contentedly as she took a moment to moisten her mouth and throat from talking. “Swords nae rreload, o’ courrse.”

She swirled her glass of mead a moment, staring into it as though it would take her back through her memories, before taking another sip. Her last years in Encia were not pleasant. “‘at’s been a savin’ grrace ferr me, once or twice. In tigh’ corridorrs, like an alleyway, a gun has a grreat advan’age. Y’ ge’ funneled in. However, ye also only get tha’ one shot beforre yerr advan’age is spent. Against multiple armed opponents, yerr at a sore disadvan’age.”

She looked at Drake for a moment, thoughtful. If Lord Drake wanted to know about her experience, she would tell him, but first, “‘ow familiar arre ye wit’ t’ events leadin’ tae my knigh’in’? Or.. Barron Maximillian Lancaster, of Encia in Vermillion?”

There was much wisdom and experience in the battle tactics that Stratya spoke of. Drake could only imagine such events that a knight had to deal with on a regular basis, let alone in the midst of the chaos of a battle. “On the matter of my choice of primary weapon - you are correct in the current nature of most pistols. One shot is all she wrote - so it better be a good one.” He paused to tap his chest, and then motioned towards the Captain. “But armor is tricky and gets in the way.”

Drake leaned back in his chair and held up his hands, three fingers in each hand pointing up. “But technology is getting more advanced. There are now models circulating that can shoot up to six times before reloading. Imagine that.” His mind wandered to the new gun Cassius had gifted him. There could be something to be said about the carnage such a weapon could bring - but Drake hardly figured himself the type to let such intrusive thoughts wander for long. He would never resort to using a dangerous weapon so brashly.

After straightening his posture, he rested one hand on his knee and rolled his other hand in a circle to motion towards Captain Durmand. “My apologies. I got distracted. I believe you were talking about the circumstances around you gaining your knighthood?”

“Nae fuss.” The knight shook her head, “I do rremember ye go’ tha’ rrevolver f’rr ya birrthday, aye? Six shots, huh..” Her gaze lifted to a memory, she frowned as she considered a possibility, and closed her eyes with a sigh. “Fortuna’e tha’ I dinnae ‘ave to figh’ one in Encia.” Dread was kept at bay with a soft sip of mead, “Maximillian Lancaster was conducting.. experrimen's, trying tae..” another sip halted her for a moment, before she continued at a deliberate pace “crreate such circumstances tha’ ‘e could cause someone tae become violen’ on ‘is command.” Yes, that was enough. “Nasty work. He was doing qui’e well, in fact. With ‘is position, ‘e was able tae cover ‘is tracks qui’e well, ‘e was verry difficult tae pin down. ‘e would field test ‘is work and ‘ave eyes out, watchin’ ‘is resul’s. T’ guard was kept qui’e busy, as ye can imagine.”

“Two years, it's been. I'd been folded into the army by then, with command of some men. I found Maximilian’s black market hub, brought the men under my command with me and shat’ered it. Nae more missin’ kids. Nae more changed or dead spouses. Maximilian Lancaster was a piece o’ work, but ‘e’s dead now.” She lifted her glass before downing a portion of her mead. Analise was still somewhere.

Drake took a melancholic look at Stratya and felt his frown deepen at the thought of all of those families ruined by a mad man’s delusions. “Were they drugged into some form of hypnotic and complacent state? What would bring a man to do such things…” Drake trailed off. He coughed and brought a fist to his mouth as if to mask the shudders that riddled through him as he thought of such barbaric things.

The captain shook her head, “I c’n only guess at ‘is mo’ivations.” From what Raynor had told her, perhaps Analise had something to do with it? The less said about his not exactly mundane methods, the better.

“It sounds like you did plenty of good work bringing him to justice, into the light of what should be and not what could be. Many people often get lost in the possibilities that they don’t stop to think ‘why’.” Another sip of the mead, and Drake placed the mug back down, his gaze casting downward in perplexive thought. But was his firearm any different than just the measured temperance of a man who wants to bring more power into the world? Oh gods the mead is making me philosophize again…

“And because of your heroic deeds, this led you to claiming your knightdom? Well I would say that’s well deserved in this case. The people need more reasons to have hope that the next day is coming for them.”

The future duke’s words lifted the knight’s thoughtful gaze from her glass to meet him, a soft smile slowly lifting the corners of her mouth, “I’m glad ta ‘ear ye think so.” If he really meant that, then she could look forward to his service as Duke in the future. “All tha’ ta say tha’ I’ve go’ plen’y of comba’ experrience under me belt. As well, m’ father trrained me starrtin’ as a wee lass. Mm, s’ppose tha’ migh’ve been more pleasan’ tae lead with..” Well, Drake’s an important guy. He should be informed about her professional history and capabilities. “I’ve known how tae ‘old a weapon f’rr a long time, and my trrainin’s nae wasted.”

Drake nodded, taking a bit more confidence in stride as she shared her credentials with him. “Sounds like I shall be in good hands.” He took the final swig of the mead and with a satisfying ‘clunk’ placed his glass back onto the table. There was a slight rosiness to his cheeks, but he kept himself rather composed as he rose and motioned to shake the Captain's hand.

“When can we start?”

A chuckle escaped her as she, too, rose, to meet his handshake, “soon as yerr sober. Though, I’m jus’ a touch busy toda~ay, we’ll starr’ tomorrow morrnin’.”

Speaking of sober, those drinks from the party.. while it had been a mostly harmless stunt, Shezahde Farim had made a good point. Those drinks were too strong to go unwarned. Consent. “Aah, ‘forre I go. Those drrinks serrved two days ago were incrredible. I’d like tae learn t’ make ‘em, m’sen. You wouldn’t ‘appen tae know who?” Armed with a basket still full of baked goods, she’d have a little warm-up investigation before hitting the hospital, figure out how those strong drinks were made. She was willing to believe they were mundane, but she wasn’t sure. They were so very tasty and yet so very alcoholic. How did they do that?

Drake frowned slightly at the mention of the drinks from his birthday. The sight of him stumbling around like a buffoon were ones he hoped would fade away soon enough - and the slight blush on his cheeks that followed were a physical sign of that. “As embarrassing as it is to admit - The mixologists were informed not to make things that strong - I assume there was some foul play involved, and Mother has already launched several complaints and prompted a few investigations, but nothing solid has turned up. All we can assume is someone either made a huge mistake or simply does not like my family…” He hung on those final words for a moment - the notion of which only served to make him somber.

Stratya added under her breath, without really thinking, “or donnae like yer mother.” The coarse noise of a cleared throat barrelled through the instance before she followed with another thought to wash away her slip of the tongue, “well, maybe I'll have a bit o’ luck?” After she'd very publicly heckled the duchess, perhaps the staff would feel more trusting of her? Herself, she’d hate to work for the woman.

A gloved hand rubbed her chin as she considered the situation, a thoughtful hum escaping her before she wondered aloud, mostly just rhetoric, “I migh’ assume yerr mother did t’ plannin’, aye? I’d guess she delega’ed jus’ abou’ everrythin’ except th’ plannin’ itself, though. Er..” Stratya had to be careful of speaking too freely, if “is she home?”

Drake raised a brow at Stratya’s murmuring and chose to ignore it - for better or for worse. “She was a rather huge part in the planning, aye.” Drake found it odd he adopted the sudden slang of his conversational partner, but he chose to embrace it a little with a smirk. Delegation was her strong suit, as the Captain accurately surmised. However he shook his head at her next question. “She is not, I'm afraid. If you want you can ask the help, there are plenty of hands that had a part in that celebration. Surely someone saw something.”

The Captain offered a surprised, slight smile as she heard his “aye.” Someone was enjoying themselves. “Oh, nae? Rreyt, ‘at's fine. T’ staff migh’ be more rrelaxed, ‘a’ way. S’ppose I'll go poke my ‘ead arroun’, then. I’ll star’ wit’..” the captain tapped a finger to her lip for a moment as she considered options, “was t’ barrkeep a special hire, or is he in-’ouse? He’d probably know who was messin’ wit’ t’ alcohol, or who else would know who.”

Drake shook his head. “Pierre is one of our regular mixologists. Not necessarily part of the house staff but he’s our regular hire for events like this.” He leaned onto his hand, thinking about the implications. Drake began to think on every little interaction he and any of his other staff may have bad. Did he piss anyone off? Say something rude? Forget something important? He certainly hoped not.

“Pierre handled the open bar, the cocktails came from somewhere else. We had them prepared in the kitchen if memory serves. Maybe start with them - but paying Pierre a brief visit wouldn’t be a bad idea either.”

“The kitchen staff, then. I’ll bother Pierre if I must.” Stratya studied the young man for a moment, noticing the troubled look in his eye. She sighed softly, kindly, smiling at the young man, “I’m surre t’is all just a rrude prrank made ah frrustrration. I nae carre tae imagine what it’s like tae werk fah herr, if tha’s ‘ow she trrea’s you, yer Lordship. An’ on y’ birrthday, no less. Tsk, shame on herr.”

“Honestly, I’d just want t’ knowin’ o’ tha’ drrink’s makin’,” she caught herself easing back into her dialect, “I’m sure Sean could make use o’ tha’.”

Drake nodded, rising from his chair and offering the Captain a bow. “I give you my good graces to explore and investigate, within reason, at your discretion. For now I’m afraid I must part ways with you - I wish to let this drink settle a little before finishing my daily routines.” That was fancy talk for “file some paperwork and go for a stroll”, but Drake didn’t want to be rude. He pushed the chair aside and began his exit.

“We shall keep in touch, Captain Durmand.” Drake said with a smile.

A warm smile met his, as the Captain took to her feet, “Il’l brring some nice boffles fah t’ two ah ye. Pleasan’ skies, serr.”

Stratya was pleasantly surprised. Drake wasn’t as stuffy sober as she thought he might be. He’s certainly the picture of an upper crust nobleman, but pleasantly so. She was glad she got to have a nice sit-down with the man and get a glimpse at the future of Sorian nobility.

Now, about the staff…

Stratya made her way about the manor, taking a moment to explore and greet some of the staff while she figured out where the kitchen was. The knight did eventually make her way into the kitchen, where she found more staff, cleaning up after lunch. It was a shame she’d come in her armor, or she might have had the chance to blend in. Ah well. She stepped right in, “anybody rremembah them cocktails from couple ah days ago?”

“Ah, y’mean t’-”

“Who’s asking?” A sterner voice interrupted the light voice that spoke first.

“Ooh, jus’ somebody that migh’ need such a strrong drrink tha’ tastes s’fine tae ever enjoy Rroyal Curd cheese, again.” That had been a ridiculous joke. Ridiculously funny.

A bit of cajoling and a joke or two at Victoria’s expense and Stratya got herself a recipe. She’d have to try it out, sometime.
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