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I'm a fuckin' weeb, but one of my great-grandparents was Japanese and a Japanese can't be a weeb by definition so...
7/8 Weeb

...kill me.

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Tell me this isn't dead pls


As of writing this post, it's not, just check out their OOC
Why am I seen as a child? I'm near thirty, damn it…


Frederika: "First time?" 🫠

Also, what a cathartically satisfying read, Est, nice.

--The Outer Layer - 11th District--

"The only one here that can take balls is me!" Exalted the violet-haired pirate captain(?).

"Oh, give me a fuckin' breaaaaak..." Frederika couldn't help but let a long, heavy groan escape her throat as the random lady not only distracted Almagest with something - not her curves definitely, but something - but she also had the gall to be stealing her thunder. What? Did everyone and their mother want to play vigilante today or something? Where were you guys two decades ago, huh?! The child her would surely appreciate Talia's presence a hell lot more than now. Although, judging by what the woman with the oversized chest said right after, it seemed that she fancied herself the head of some sort of thieves' guild? Guess that explains things... Still didn't make the situation any better though.

"Hey, back off, lady, we got here first!" The early bird gets the worm, they'd say, so in order to make true of that proverb, the horned brawler was already taking steps toward their 'mark', she had to admit though, pretty white boy had balls, respectable... too bad he wasn't prepared for the wrecking ball of a fist colliding against said balls of his. By the Dead God, that's gotta hurt... Now, Freddy might not have balls in the literal sense, but it wouldn't take being a man to notice how agonizing it looked. Well, all the more reason for Voi to be thankful when she finally tore his assailants with her claws!

Now, the dragongirl had expected for the three thugs to continue looting Voi's purse, try to fight her, or make a run for it. While she was right in a sense, she did not expect them to cut their profits short and literally toss their half-robbed victim at her! "Woah-? Wait- what-?!" Despite her bewildered expression and words, Rika's street-trained limbs instinctively moved to intercept the object being thrown at her, catching the snow-haired Ichor-Blessed with surprising deftness considering the size difference between Voi and herself, after all, though distantly related from their draconic ancestors, the average dragonkin was still a step above the common human in terms of raw strength, so surely a dragonkin brawler who had been forced to fight for survival since she was a child would be able to handle this simple feat of athleticism.

"Fuck-... oi!" Even as she somewhat gently laid the breathless Voi down on the ground, her reptilian pupils already noticed the fleeing muggers. Her maw snarled, revealing two pairs of thick sharp fangs as her limbs tensed, brawler muscles tensing in preparation for a full-blown sprint. "GET BACK H-" It was then that she felt a gentle pat on her shoulder, prompting her to swivel her gaze to find out Almagest's wrinkled hand placed there, "Master...?"

"Hmm." Almagest slowly shook his head, calm eyes shifting from his paladin to the blue-eyed stranger, "Our goal is to remove him from a dangerous situation, is it not? Considering that, tis' folly to give chase. It may not be as ideal as delivering well-due justice to those goons, but it has been achieved nonetheless." The senior astrologist paused for a moment, letting his words sink in, "Unless, of course, you wish to embark upon a new quest to chase them down...?"

"..." For a short tense moment, Frederika narrowed her eyes while her teeth gritted, then she took a deep breath before exhaling with her eyes closed, "Aaargh... I get it, you're right, Master..." The silver-haired brawler murmured, seeing the rational wisdom in Almagest's words despite a part of her still craving to rake her claws into those shitfaced assholes, "No, not now at least."

With an acknowledging nod, Almagest bent down on one knee toward Voi, offering his right hand to assist him in getting up, "Are you alright, stranger?" This... presence throbbing from within his soul... yes, I'm certain now, this man - and perhaps that woman too - are just like myself, blessed with a spark of divinity. Perhaps we're all gathered here for a reason, is the Dead God calling to us? Hmm...

Meanwhile, Frederika looked back toward the direction of the fleeing bandits, curious to see how the... uh... self-proclaimed thieves guild chieftess(?) and her band would handle the trio.

@ERode @OwO @Theyra
> Be me
> Saw an Arknights RP
> Join Status: Apply
> "Hoooo, nice! I can finally try playing as my favorite characte-"
> (Original Characters only)
> FML 🙃

Regardless, I'll be "participating" as a reader. 😏

--Golden Platter Casino - Main Floor--

By the grace of the Lord, both of her maneuvers were successful in helping Estelle to neutralize the two major threats, one more permanently than the other, good riddance. If someone had to die here, the monsters should be at the top of the KIA list. Confident that the Far West Witch Hunter would assist Orion just fine with the other weretiger, Angel's tactical mind quickly assessed the current situation, Hmm... did Cerberus say something about someone knowing the elevator's password? Her amber eyes then spotted the - literal - tail-end of the felinid esper going through a sideroom door, not to mention the trail of blood going into that exact same direction...

"Agents, I'll be assisting Cerberus in capturing the intel!" The redhead once again barked into the intercom with her 'no indoors voice' before flying over to the aforementioned sidedoor, then simply barged through it with her shoulder. Then, at that exact moment, she came upon a rather... precarious situation. There was her fellow agent, Cerberus, facing down the hallway, then quite a few distances away was one of those scenes Angel had expected to come up whenever criminals and civilians were in close proximity. In such environments, there'd always, always be a hostage situation. Well, I mean... what more can I expect from lowlives? Moments like these made her truly appreciate what her late father did for a living, but now's not the time for a nostalgia trip.

Concocting a plan of action in her head, Angel proceeded to execute them, preferably all done within the next few seconds. Could she do it? Maybe. Would it have risks? Definitely. Would it all be worth it to save an innocent life? Abso-fucking-lutely! Looks like tis' the time to engage MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! She mentally nodded, holstering her SMG away as she did, she'd need both of her arms free for this.

And He heavensent His Angel with a great sound of the trumpet, and she will gather together His elect from the four golden winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

First, Angel concentrated a not-insignificant amount of mana into her wings, causing them to swell in size, glow brighter, and start emitting sparkling golden particles in an eerily similar yet legally distinct reminiscent of a certain mech codenamed 'Exia'. Some of those particles coalesced at the center of her back... before Angel shot forward like a bullet, her velocity rivaled by a scant few and surpassed by none. "Cerberus, heads up!"

Then, as soon as the beastly esper was within arm's reach, the Messenger of Speed deftly snatched up her comrade like a golden eagle to a mountain goat, except less hostile. Before a second had even passed, Mika would find herself soaring through the air at breakneck speed. "Cats always land on their feet, right?!" was the only 'warning' that the teenage agent would get before her angelic transport proceeded to literally toss her forward, using all of that gathered momentum as she did. Thus, twas' how Agent Cerberus found herself heading extremely swiftly to Honey Badger and his hostage.

If God wills it, her feline reflexes would be enough to compensate...

@Majora @BrokenPromise

We could always end up having a single guard to two nobles if need be. I wouldn't mind harassing multiple people. 😏


I personally much prefer we double up so that a knight serves a single noble. 🙂

--Aventon - Forest Outskirts--

After Lewa confirmed their plan of action and while he was observing the large beast, Remilia took the time to float up to a nearby tree branch, one large enough to sit on comfortably and high enough to provide an adequate viewing of the Air Toa's pacification attempt. Ah, if only she had a glass of fine red wine, then it'd be a near-perfect substitute for theater watching. Alas, she'd have to do with what she was given as Lady Remilia made herself comfortable, slitted blood-red eyes focusing on the Toa and the Rahi as the former began approaching the latter.

"..." Much to her own slight surprise, Remilia found herself quite engrossed, perhaps because both of the subjects being observed were foreign entities as far as the vampiress was concerned, Lewa more so than the giant boar. Hmm...? Foreign as it might be, Remilia could notice a threat display when she saw it, one of those ingrained instincts that animals - and people - from all walks of life seemed to share. I wonder if there's a reason for its unusual agitation... It was then she noticed the scent of dripping, fresh blood wafting from the boar, prompting her to scrutinize the creature with her eyes. Ah... I see.

Nodding to herself, Remilia would fly over to Lewa, swift and silent like the nocturnal predator her kind naturally was. The Rayne-sized youkai would float next to Lewa's ear - or lack thereof - and began speaking in a whisper, "Sir Lewa, I must inform you that the beast is grievously injured, it'll likely perish on its own eventually if we leave it alone, so..." She paused, "If you wish to save it, then I do have a proposal; do your best to restrain or, barring that, non-lethally incapacitate it so I may then heal its wounds without it making a fuss. What say you?" Then there was also the matter of just what kind of creature could inflict such wounds upon the boar, but that's for later.

@PKMNB0Y @Lugubrious

--Nagano Prefecture - Abandoned Mansion--

Judging from their mutually approaching trajectory, the Sōhei and the Ōmukade would clash once more, perhaps exchange a few blows after, but they'd ultimately end in another stalemate, a zero sum game just like the eternal battle between good and evil... except, the Heavens weren't with the priest that day. In serving a murderous entity that had so callously taken the lives of three innocents, the sōhei had forsaken its divine protection. Truly, that must be the reason why it found itself assaulted by the Defiled Waters from yet another youkai mid-charge.

The spectral monk's body hissed agonizingly as the Weeping God's inky curse burned it, the exact extent of the damage was unknown, but the result spoke for itself as it became weakened enough to falter, and even if the affliction would've only lasted barely a second, that slight moment of hesitation was enough for the eldritch centipede to snap shut its mandibles around the wraith's neck, and due to the size of the creature, it ended up crushing its head and shoulders as well. "!!" Noticing this, the insectoid monster made clicking noises that seemed to express triumph, then proceeded to swivel, staring at Numako for a second before slithering back toward the rest of the group on innumerable legs. Of course, smashing and crushing over more ashigaru as it did.

Upon rendezvousing, Teratoma the Ōmukade would lead the charge once more, stampeding any ashigaru foolish or unfortunate enough to get it in its way. Though A-188 wasn't exactly a brilliant strategist, it still knew what it must do, protecting her 'friends' as they ventured to the heart of the incident so the 'bad monsters' could be punished!

@Raineh Daze @VitaVitaAR @Eisenhorn @Rune_Alchemist @OwO
I've edited the original WIP to add in my rough sketching of Dakota and also put some time limits on her enhancement (enhancements only last a few minutes, and extending that takes several minutes of unbroken focus so it's unlikely to happen in a fight). I don't think the image embeds very well so if it's an issue let me know and I'll just turn it into a link or put it in another hider.

It'd be fun to think of a knight but I don't have any specific inklings yet. Maybe soon


Oh damn, she's adorable. Also, the embed looks fine to me, both on PC and mobile.

Hahaha, yeah, at the rate that the Nobles' (and "Nobles") sheets are coming in, we may very well need to double up lol.
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Caesar was portrayed as good looking 😏 especially that stone ass.

Well fuck Illarion, I guess. At least he doesn't care to make any friends 😂

Joking joking. Maybe he'll figure out how to fix things. Who knows?


The way I see it, that's a Tier S Material right there for Illa's personal plot. 😏
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