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15 days ago
Current @Cleveraptor: Gallery might be your best bet for prose samples, or possibly Roleplaying Discussion.
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15 days ago
@Estylwen: If it helps I once did the same, staying awake for a total of about 36 hours and managing to force-write a little over 30k words. I'd say around hour 22 was probably when the mania began.
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16 days ago
PlayerTips: Awesome, your character did a cool thing! Now look at your co-PCs. Who HASN'T gotten to do a cool thing in a while? How could you subtly push them into the spotlight for a bit?
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22 days ago
A spirit appears in your room with a more successful-looking version of you: "--and THIS is what you would be!" "My God! Spare me these visions, I've learned my lesson!" Both immediately vanish.
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26 days ago
GMTips: Shrink your plots---No, even smaller than that! Don't let them pick from all the starting points on your epic sandbox map; 3 Plot Coupons are easier to collect than 7; keep stakes personal!
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I might be strange for saying this, but I do sometimes wish Marnie was a dateable option.

It totally has nothing to do with assimilating her ranching empire into my own. She has pretty hair and a nice personality.


Are you or Mayor Lewis the Ugly Bastard in that NTR scenario?

@CitrusArms Do not allow @Xaltwind to shame your choice of waifu! We must rise up against his clear bias for the biggest chests! FIGHT THE TYRANNY!
Haley.


Penny is best girl. I accept no disagreement.


You're BOTH dumb, clearly ABIGAIL is the superior waifu!

*takes a crunchy bite out of a piece of quartz crystal*

<Snipped quote by Xaltwind>

Should have exactly enough gold for 15 cauliflower seeds plus 20 parsnips. We’ve gotta get 5 three stars by the first harvest or the speedrun is dead. Then we need to get to mine level 50.
Everyone start practicing your animation canceling.


But who will we lavish gifts upon so we're not left alone like a LOSER at the FLOWER FESTIVAL!?!?
FYI, Zeroth, but Dragondyas is also in the Center scene.


Edited to account for Myrr!
--- Northeastern Edge > Village Center ---
Akitsugu
Late Morning / Early Midday
@Rune_Alchemist@CitrusArms@ERode@Xaltwind@Dragonydas



"Don't worry. I'm also hoping we can avoid conflict, even if these folk turn out to be not so friendly." The blacksmith had already turned away from Yingmei, facing down the old main road to the village square and the well where the two wagon-drivers and another pair of individuals had gathered. As the girl fell into step with him, and then slowly drifted further behind him, the would-be smith folded his arms into his sleeves and took a very leisurely pace---partly so as not to leave his new companion behind, and partly to give himself time to think.

As they neared the central intersection, it became clear that the other two individuals talking to the older man and woman were both female. One of them wore red, and the other green...and the green one was carrying something. A weapon? A tool? They came closer, and Akitsugu decided it was either a pickaxe, or a very unique kind of polearm. But he also realized that the girl in the red dress, beneath windswept strands of her lavender hair, had pointed ears.

Is that what the people of this land call...an Elf? He had heard that they were often a magically inclined people, but knowing nothing of spell craft he had no way to tell whether this one was a mage or not...unless... Wait...could she be the one that fell from the sky? I saw something spring from her body that slowed her fall. Was that the result of a spell? It had to be. He couldn't think of any other way one could survive such a drop!

And she wasn't the only one, either! Another girl, standing a little away from the rest of the group as if she didn't wanted to be noticed, clutched a book to her chest. Her ears, too, were pointed, but she wore different colors and had golden blonde hair. It was probably a little bit specie-ist, but Akitsugu wondered if she was a relative or otherwise companion of the lavender haired elf. She seemed a little ruffled, as if she'd had a stumble of some sort or something similar.

"Um...hello, there!" he called out, as he and Yingmei neared the group enough to overhear the last tidbits of their conversation. It seemed the lavender-haired elf was speaking about repairing the well--or, more than likely, that battered old bucket she currently held. As Niara looked at the buildings surrounding her, Akitsugu tried to make eye contact. "Are any of you, uh, residents of this village? We're only travelers, you see, and we've just arrived here. I'm looking for supplies and, uh, well---" he glanced back at Yingmei, "I don't suppose you said what you were looking for?" Then he looked back at the group, clearly feeling self-conscious as he continued to explain. "But either way we heard a bit of noise down this way, and decided to investigate, so I, er, hope we're...not interrupting anything?" He couldn't quite hold the eye contact, and kept glancing to either the upper or lower right corner of his eyes as his left elbow fidgeted.
Will try to get a post in either late tonight or tomorrow!
That'll be our cheese strat for this RP. We'll just continually pair Akitsugu with female characters who rapidly betray/dump him, causing him to exponentially level up until he can create God-Tier Weapons that we can then sell for massive profit in order to P2W our way through village development.

Just don't think about all the JRPG empires who now have access to Swords of Mass Destruction.


"Ha, you fool! Now we're going to use your own Demonic Holy Swords of Ultima to destroy you!"

"...Did you guys know that practicing with a weapon raises your Skill with that weapon in this RP? And it's the same with other Skills, too."

"So what? Your Blacksmithing Skill has surpassed Mastery, maybe even Divinity, but even that rapid EXP growth caused by the abuse of tropes won't--"

"Hammers are tools AND weapons." *TING*



@ERode Then he just immediately discovers some exploit of his Class and becomes OP!

"Some Girl I Just Met Five Minutes Ago Kicked Me Out of the Party, So I Became the Strongest!"

Brought to you by Kadokawa. Instant anime of the season.
Noooo, Ying-tan, it's a trap! Don't let your guard down around the strange man in a bathrobe! Quick, a hoe to the face! HOE TO THE FACE!!! IT'S SELF-DEFENSE!


TOO LATE, HE HAS ALREADY PROMISED TO MAMORU! >:D

Once a guy says he's gonna mamoru you, you're nakama. No backsies!
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