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I'm a fuckin' weeb, but one of my great-grandparents was Japanese and a Japanese can't be a weeb by definition so...
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...kill me.

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--Nagano Prefecture - Abandoned Mansion--


Close, so, so very close!

The Fleshweaver could feel it in its exoskeleton, the ominous looming dread eldritchly twisted into throbbing excitement in the anomaly's alien mind, fueled by the prospect of encountering the bad monster that hurt the good people, worse, tried to hurt its friends. It would slither right into its lair and reveal its cowardly hide for everyone to see, so they could all punish it together! Spurred by its hunger for retribution, the Ōmukade continued its insectoid stampede-...

-...until a collection of gigantic hands halted its tracks, the very first thing solid enough to cease the centipede's seemingly unstoppable advance. "GrRrHhHh?!!" Then, before its two sets of amber-colored compound eyes, a figure of inky shadow began to form, first appearing as nothing more than a collection of ooze coalescing around a skeleton in worn ancient armor before it began to… shift - not unlike Teratoma - shaping bones, flesh, sinew, skin, eyes, and even armor plates until at the end of it all, a warrior of bushidō stood before them; his eyes unflinchingly fierce against his foes, his lips uttering an oath that he'd follow to the bitter end.

However, all Teratoma could see was a naughty naughty monster who had hurt a lot of good people and for that, it deserved nothing less than... "oN mY fRiEnDs! yOu DiE!!" The creature roared in its garbled voice as the youkai-shaped Anomaly charged headlong at the samurai-shaped Anomaly, "AaArRrRrGgHhHh!!" Aiming to simply crush the spectral samurai back into the ooze it once came from!

@VitaVitaAR @Raineh Daze @Eisenhorn @OwO @Rune_Alchemist @PKMNB0Y @Psyker Landshark

--Aventon - Forest Outskirts--

Though currently debilitated, the lilac-haired vampiress had no illusion that her blood magic wouldn't be able to eventually mend the boar's body; it was a creature of flesh and blood after all, and as long as the recipient wasn't actively resisting her ministrations, this beneficial application of her sanguine powers had few practical differences as any other healing spells. Despite the treatment taking longer than she preferred had she not been enfeebled, everything was proceeding as expected... well, almost everything. Mmm... curious. Remilia noted the strange aubergine solution flowing out of its puncture wounds before they were cleansed and closed by her scarlet mist, Purple liquid, the cause of the rot? Ah, venom, perhaps? But by whom...? A notable development for sure, something she should share with the others, but later, she wasn't finished yet.

Eventually, the Earthmane Boar looked as fresh as it could be; its injuries treated and spirits lifted, it was free to go about its days without having to worry about succumbing to death's embrace anytime soon. For her part, Remilia descended back down to Lewa, hovering at the Air Toa's eye-level, "It's done, I suppose it's time to send the rahi on its way." However Lewa would accomplish this, Remilia would simply watch the sizable creature depart before returning her attention to the green-clad biomechanical guardian, "Why, you flatter me, Sir Lewa~" Far from shying away from compliments, Remilia was visibly relishing in the praise, "Regrettably, as amusing as it is, no, I am not. A mistress of the house, a socialite, a schemer, a connoisseur of fine vintage, I'm known as all of these, but doctor isn't one of them." But who's to say that she couldn't be? Maybe having a competition would push that hack Eirin to take her duties seriously, "Funnily enough, Sir Lewa, due to your nature, my rejuvenation powers won't be able to touch you, but I suppose you'll need a mechanic, not a healer." Unfortunately, Nitori wasn't here... right?

Back onto the matter at hand, "By the way, did you notice what I noticed, Sir Lewa?" The petite youkai paused for a moment, "The boar's blood was tainted with what appeared to be venom. I wonder... who or what was responsible for it?" But regardless of her hypothesis, they weren't going to find the answer here, "I believe it'll be prudent of us to rendezvous with Sanae and the others." Remilia nodded before she began floating away, preferably together with Lewa.
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Eventually, Remilia would track down and reunite herself with the others, "We meet again, comrades." She would then waste no time at relaying her report of what had transpired on her and Lewa's end, "...and so, with our efforts combined, we pacified and healed the creature. However, I did notice that the beast was afflicted with some kind of harmful concoction, likely venom until proven otherwise." She finished before noticing the odd marks upon the trees around her and the grassy ground beneath her hovering form, "Aha~ what's this? Another set of clues?" It wouldn't take a Satori to notice the Scarlet Devil's curious amusement.

@Lugubrious @PKMNB0Y @VitaVitaAR @EchoWolff
In SPIRITUM 9 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

--Rassvet - Sapple Springs--

Considering her palpable anxiety, perhaps the cashier could take some form of solace knowing that between the two WARDENs who had just made themselves known, only the shorter and more youthful-looking of the two entered the corner store instead of the six-foot-something hulking mass of muscle. The former had eerie horns covered in dimly glowing purple veins sure, but they still couldn't outweigh the sheer intimidation Morden exuded just by standing there menacingly, even if the young man didn't mean it. As such, even after everything that happened, she could just stammer out the price of a singular bottle of beer.

No, I bet they have as much respect for the military as any layperson, but someone was obnoxious enough to offset that respect... Valerie mentally snapped back at Gerard's sardonic quip, was it him? Silje? Kalina? Or, hell, any combination of these fuckers? The vanguard WARDEN didn't know for sure yet, but the end result spoke for itself. She ignored Kalina's cluelessly blunt inquiry for the moment and instead fished out ten gils from her own pocket, putting it on the cashier's table, "Keep the change, for your trouble." before grabbing the thing by its neck, making sure to mind her deceptively powerful grip from crushing it into a million shards.

Honestly, she didn't even actually need the beer, but eh, it was the best excuse she could immediately think of, speaking of excuses, "I was just trying to find a socially-acceptable reason to come in here and strike a civil conversation." The white-haired girl murmured to her taller counterpart as she passed the pilot WARDEN, a brief yet keen glance at Kalina's face revealed only one thing, ...that she still didn't quite 'get it', Between Silje, Kalina, and myself, maybe that myth about white-haired people tending to have some screws loose has some truth in it after all... Patience, that was the key to handling the socially-inept. Hey, let it never be said that growing up with Silje didn't have its own perks. "Because I'm trying to minimize the chances of us being sent to court-martial by the end of the week, something that you guys were keen on doing from the looks of things." Valerie deigned the pilot a second try before leaving the store proper.

Other than unsealing the bottle cap - with nothing but her fingers - Valerie watched in silence as Justice cordially handled things with the officer of the law, and despite Kalina's unnecessary question, the marshall was a sensible enough veteran to control his trigger finger and even humor the golden-eyed pilot, Guess there's a good reason why he's the marshall. He then finished his inspection, returned the papers to the squad leader, then left them with an advice... and a clue as to who was the primary instigator of the incident.

Throwing magic around... haaaaa... The daughter of Birgis, of course.
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Hours after the sun had abdicated its reign to the moon and her stellar attendants, Valerie was amongst the WARDENs within the vicinity of the etherium campfire. In fact, she was the one currently manning the BBQ grill, being in her element as the 'designated caretaker' of the squad, or "group mom" as some would tease her, and honestly, that was true in some way. Between her life in the nunnery, the Citadel, and now, she always had someone to take care of. Though she genuinely cared for each and every individual in her charge, it was also true that there was some spite involved, show her worthless biological parents just what it meant to be a proper one.

Valerie continued listening to Gerard's story about one of Morden's antics even as she deftly cycled between moving cooked meat to a platter and putting new raw ones onto the grill, she was no culinary master, but she knew what she was doing. ...? Then, a deep frown curled at her brows, sharpening her already naturally-sharp gaze even further. Before anyone had said anything, Valerie shifted her focus from the grill up toward the sky. It wouldn't take a pilot like Kalina to recognize that it was no meteor, however, it would take a pilot to analyze the exact details of the airship, "Kalina," Valerie raised her voice as she put down the BBQ tweezers and turned off the grill, "Type, model, and if possible, allegiance?"

While waiting for Kalina's assessment, Valerie went over to grab her WARDEN jacket, putting on over her white shirt, "If they're Rassvetian, then it's our duty to rescue any survivors, if they're imperials, it's also our duty to apprehend them." If they're - somehow - from some other nation? Well, similar sentiments as the former, "I'm going," the Nephilim announced, her tone making it clear that it'd take a direct order from Justice to force her to stay put, "Who's with me?"

@vietmyke @Psyker Landshark @Blizz @OwO
The premise seems interesting, but I'm full up on RPs atm, so I'm just posting here to express my opinion that this:

once we look at each other, we see that we are all in onsie type uniforms but barefoot and head shaved.


May be a hard sell to most people, specifically the shaved head part. From my time lurking and snooping in RPGuild, the number of times I've seen a bald PC can be counted with my fingers alone, and that's both genders. Bald female PCs? I can count with one hand with fingers left to spare.

But hey, would be nice to be proven wrong, maybe this RP will be the first one to host an all-bald cast.
Do we have any other pending CSs that need to be turned in? Trying to remember if we're waiting on anyone or if I need to just make a knight for Crusader and get us started.


There's @Crowvette's Noble, right? It's almost done by the looks of it.

Also, on a related note regarding characters, can I go ahead and make a Post Deletion Request to the mods to remove Expendable's misplaced post?

EDIT: Oh, also, @Kero's Knight, but they're currently sick atm and won't able to do much writing.

--A11 - The Shire's Lock--

Fortunately, their trek through the underpass posed no issues for the duo, having one of them being a 'native' to such an environment might have helped, but then again, the pair had so few coins to their name that unless they wanted to donate the very clothes on their backs, they couldn't have done anything even if they wanted to. Regardless, Frederika was just glad that she didn't have to punch or claw their way through.

Arriving at the bustling and lively Adventurer's District, Frederika couldn't help but devour the surroundings with her draconic eyes, this was an experience that could only happen once in a lifetime! "Look, Master, the Adventurer's District!" Out of every other sections of the Fortress-City, it was arguable that the Adventurer's District was the best representative of Oratorio, after all, wasn't this city built specifically to cater to those brave - or foolish - enough to head into the Abyss? "Bet it's waaaay easier to find coins here than that somewhat literal shithole back there, hehe~"

"Hmm, indeed." This close to the final resting place of the Dead God, the Ichor-Blessed of the two could more readily feel the call of the Abyss, the ichor waiting to be harvested to herald his ascension. If he had simply followed his primal instincts, he'd head to the center right away, but... no, as lofty as his ambitions might be, he was no fool. His regrettably still-mortal body would need plenty of preparations first, else, certain death would be assured. "Lead the way, Frederika."

"Don't need to say that twice, Master!" With peppy steps, the dragonkin navigated through the busy streets, then homed in on the sights and sounds of an excited crowd from a nearby tavern. The Shire's Lock, the sign said, and it appeared to host a fighting ring, just what they were looking for! "Got one, over here!" She swaggered her way to the arena proper, after that, spotting the ringmaster was child's play, it was obviously the person handing out coins to battered and bruised men. "Oy!" With naught a shred of hesitation in her voice, the dragonkin sauntered up to the man, "I'm here to kick some ass and entertain y'all while at it, so, when do I start punching?"

"Huh?" The ringmaster, however, didn't exactly share Freddy's enthusiasm, instead, his visage bore a look that was somewhere in the middle between confusion and suspicion, "Whose sassy midget is this?" His eyes then fell to the nearest person next to the 'sassy midget', "Hey, old man, she yours?"

A brief moment before the organizer's question, Almagest's icy blue eyes narrowed ever so subtly as he noticed a certain pattern from the event's participants, but for now, he addressed the ringmaster, "She's my bodyguard," And more, but for this purpose, this was the most relevant information, "And a pugilist on the side, just to keep herself sharp among other incentives."

"Pew-guh-what...?" The coin-counting man blinked, genuine confusion oozing from his lips.

"..." As a scholar of the stars and a learned man in general, Almagest wasn't a stranger to a layman's eloquence (or lack thereof), "Brawler, fighter."

"Right, right," The ringmaster made a few small nods in misplaced understanding, "It's nice to give your grandkid a job 'n all, 'specially if she can't find anything else, but buddy, what kinda show can she even throw?" The man snorted, folding his arms, "I'm running a proper fighting ring there, none of that weird shit."

"..." Almagest's subtle frown returned, so it was as he thought after all, this might be a foregone conclusion, but for Rika's sake... "She fights." He'd try one more time.

This little... INGRATE!! For her part, the dragonkin couldn't even fathom why the man was denying her to participate, other than him assuming that she was a small child, and to be perfectly honest, she wasn't entirely wrong, "THIS KINDA SHOW!!" Spurred by indignation, Frederika launched a good jab to his upper arm, her draconic strength betraying her waifish stature as she packed enough force to stagger the adult man - who himself wasn't a slouch either - and she wasn't even using her full strength, "And there's a lot more where that came from!"

Staggered he might be, the man nonchalantly steadied himself and didn't look any more impressed than he was before, "Yeah, no, y'all ain't picking up what I'm putting down here," He shook his head slightly, "C'mon, use your brain a bit, girl. What are you?"

"Huh...?" Confused by the man's question, she wondered if he was daft or messing with her, or both, "Like he said, a fighter." Oh, maybe he was asking about her... race? Not sure how that'd be relevant, but whatever, "Dragonkin, or dragonborn, don't tell me you never heard of our kind before..." Especially with how much of a melting port Oratorio was.

The matchmaker signed, then he stood up, walked up close, and looked down at Frederika, showcasing that there was at least a full foot's worth of difference between the two, "Look at me, then look at yourself, then consider how it looks from someone else." He gave her a moment to think, "Now, if I win, what do people think? Or, If I lose, what do people think?"

"...??" It was painfully obvious at this point that she didn't quite understand whatever it was the dude tried to imply, "Obviously, they'd get a good sho-... eh?"

It was at this moment that Almagest placed a hand on Frederika's shoulder, then gently ushered her to the side for a bit, "Rika, a moment please," He said, his tone as tranquil as ever, though there was a tinge of care there if one was keen enough, "I believe this particular event only accepts burly individuals," The astrologist hypothesized, "They care more about putting a good show of muscle-bound men facing against other muscle-bound men, regardless of their actual strength. As in the end, it's a performance, a charade, not a true survival of the fittest situation." That'd be the Abyss itself.

"Most folks come from races where muscle makes might," The matchmaker clicked his tongue, sitting back down, "And of course it's a show. Ya think I want my talents dead, buddy?"

"Oh..." Finally getting it, the dragonkin actually found herself... unsurprised, especially judging by how the matchmaker regarded her right from the very first sentence he uttered to them earlier, then again, in the bigger picture, she had always have to deal with the permanent consequences of her malnourished upbringing, just that Almagest was one of the rare exceptions, "Tch, I'm probably actually older than you lot."

After the matchmaker confirmed it himself, there wasn't much left to say about the matter, "If it's any consolation, Rika, I believe they'd refuse the elvenkind as well due to their looks, and your kind - in the eyes of most others - do tend to be deceptively stronger compared to their preconceived notion of how 'strength' should look."

Whether it was due to exasperation or Almagest's cold rationality or something else, the horned brawler decided to peacefully drop the matter, for a given definition of the word, "...sure."

With a confirming nod, the astrologist turned back to the ringmaster, "If I may ask, sir, are there any jobs around here that'll accept able-bodied people regardless of their appearance?"

"Aye, there's always labour to be done, adventuring too." Perhaps the matchmaker wasn't a total jackass after all, he had a daughter that was similar to Frederika, physical appearance-wise, "If ya wanna make a name for yourself as a ringfighter though, check out Slaughterhouse No. 4 or Twenty-First Military Rule, they got a girls' division."

"Hmm..." The senior Ichor-Blessed listened carefully to the man's informative words, let it never be said that he wasn't capable of giving a fuck, despite what his detractors back home might suggest, "Understood," Almagest nodded, "Thank you, sir, then we'll take no more of your time." Almagest said before leaving together with his rather grumpy Paladin.

--A11 - Streets--


After leaving The Shire's Lock, Almagest glanced down at his apprentice, "So, Rika, what shall be our next destination?"

"Hmph..." Frederika turned her eyes to the side with her arms crossed at her chest, looking quite vexed, before she then sighed, "In this order: Slaughterhouse No. 4, then the Twenty-First Military Rule. If neither of those work out, dear Dead God, then menial labor it is." She gritted her teeth, hoping her damnedest to be proven wrong, "Obviously, adventuring should be last, going into the Abyss without any food or supplies is a death sentence... trust me, I know how it feels to starve." It wasn't... a pleasant experience to say the least.

"Affirmative, Rika." Almagest nodded, allowing himself the barest hint of a smile, "Lead the way."

Thus, the duo made their way to the ominously-named Slaughterhouse No. 4. If one avenue failed, there'd always be another, this was Oratorio after all, opportunities weren't in short supply for those bold enough to take them.

@ERode
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So I might relax the 'OCs-only' rule, depending on who you intend to play as, since it would be nice to have more players.


Ah, most appreciated, but in the time between that post until now, I've already joined another RP with a similar premise, apologies.
Or since there are a few Touhou characters I wouldn't mind playing DIO Sakuya Izayoi if you will allow it.


Pssst, Touhou has literal hundreds of characters, so... maybe pick another one? 😁
@PKMNB0Y

I would be intersted in joining, I have a few characters I was thinking of playing. Let me know which one would be a good fit for the RP.

1. Duke Nukem
2. Seigfried from Soul Calibur
3. Alucard from Hellsing
4. Ash Williams from Evil Dead
5. Sora from Kingdom Hearts
6. Caleb from Blood
7. Frank West from Dead Rising
8. Jotaro from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
9. Kenshiro from Fist Of The North Star
10. Kiryu Kazama from Yakuza
11. Kuma from Tekken
12. Deadpool


I personally like 2, 5, 9, and 11. 🙂

--Golden Platter Casino - Hallway--

The moment Cerberus' lithe body left Angel's embrace, time itself seemed to slow down, allowing any would-be universal observes - or "patrons" as Oros the Mad would call them - to see the gradual shift in the redhead's expression, her brows quirking in confusion as she saw a gun - her gun - in Mika's hands, then amber eyes widened in shock as the teenage esper performed a stunt that could only be described as a 'Kurt Cobain Impression', except with an SMG. What the fu-

*BANG!*

Shock rapidly shifted to relief the moment Angel saw the beastly spirit floating where Mika once was while the felinid esper herself was already soaring over Honey Badger and his hostage, right, she had that ability. Still gave her a heart attack tho, Geez, girl, a heads-up would be nice... and before anyone had the smart idea of pointing out her hypocrisy, Angel must assert that she did give Mika a heads up, twice. Yep, totally different case.

Meanwhile, as far as any average Joe could see, they'd see and hear nothing except for a single gunshot and then suddenly, a belly dancer catgirl had sunk her claws into your skin, and unfortunately for Honey Badger, he was an average Joe. Suddenly, he was on his back, pinned by a magical woman and kicked in the nuts by a not-so-magical woman, talk about rubbing salt on an open wound.

Not too far away, the Gunless Angel slowed down her momentum before shifting her body, angling her limbs in such a way so that her feet would make contact with the ground first. Right at that moment, her transformation forcefully ceased...



...and immediately, gravity embraced the now-blonde agent, though fortunately, she had prepared for it and stuck her landing by performing a forward roll, a simple yet incredibly effective parkour technique to prevent bruises and fractures after a date with Lady Gravity. "Fuh!" Now, Ellie could be annoyed at having her instrument catburglar-ed, but considering the results and everything, she'd be the petty asshole here so nah, she shouldn't be a sore winner.

Straightening herself, Ellie turned toward the trio, noticing that Cerberus was looking at her. "Keep ‘em like that for now, I'll deal with him real soon." She said while swaggering over to them. Though the teller was technically closer to her, the blonde decided to handle the mobster first by fishing out a pair of handcuffs - boring steel ones - then slapping them onto HB's wrists, restraining his arms behind his back, then for good measure, she brought her hand back... then chopped him on the back of his neck, knocking him out. "Sleep tight, asshole."

That done, Ellie properly addressed the only civilian in the vicinity, "Hey, thanks," she accepted the gun then holstered it next to her Glock, "And go get that wound looked at, you hear? Would love to take ya to the nearest hospital, but urgent pest problem and all, apologies." With a nod, both to the teller and Cerberus, the blonde agent began sprinting, backtracking to the door where they came from. Along the way, she picked up the glinting ruby gold pendant that was her Grimoire from the floor, then used it to immediately transform back to Esper state.



"Agents, the elevator’s code is six-one-three-seven, I repeat, six-one-three-seven, over." Angel reported via their comms as she once more began to take flight, her feet lifting off the ground as she closed the remaining distance on wings, returning to the bullet-ridden, vending machine-smashed, and blood-splattered Main Floor. "Let's get back our cabbage!"

@Majora @BrokenPromise @Ponn @ERode

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