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Little Bird 7 hrs ago

Really want to get something of an Urban Fantasy going.

5 likes: Crimson Flame, CitrusArms, Andreyich, Abstract Proxy, LimeTime966

LimeTime966 8 hrs ago

I swear, my computer is having a seizure. Absolutely nothing except this site is working properly.

4 likes: Mae, POOHEAD189, hanzo, Sp00ki

Xaltwind 9 hrs ago

Muh head feels like it be full od da rocks... Maybe I should go sleep...

2 likes: Mae, LimeTime966

Sp00ki 9 hrs ago

yep

Cleveraptor 10 hrs ago

I wasn't expecting Dandadan to get me teary.

3 likes: CitrusArms, POOHEAD189, Sp00ki

Sp00ki 10 hrs ago

preparing myself for episode 7

2 likes: Mae, POOHEAD189

CitrusArms 12 hrs ago

Mecha anime? Bang Bang! Bravern! and GaoGaiGar, and Gurren Lagann. Gundam, of course. Macross. And let's not forget. The BattleTech Saturday Morning Cartoon.

2 likes: Mae, Yankee

Sp00ki 12 hrs ago

I have obtained the addiction of listening to every song in my reccomended

2 likes: AlteredTundra, LimeTime966

Crimson Flame 12 hrs ago

There's a strange exhilaration! In such total detestation! It's so pure, so strong!

1 like: Mae

mickilennial 13 hrs ago

If you like Full Metal Panic give Fafner in the Azure a shot as well!

2 likes: Mae, Yankee

ColdAtlas 16 hrs ago

The airport boldly asks "What if the worst sandwich you've ever had was $16.95"

9 likes: MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, CaliforniaState, CitrusArms, POOHEAD189, TheMushroomLord, Yankee, Sp00ki, LimeTime966

Mae 16 hrs ago

I would like to put forward Full Metal Panic. Because Mechs. And Escaflowne. Because Mechs

4 likes: POOHEAD189, mickilennial, Yankee, Mole

Einherjar 906 20 hrs ago

music.youtube.com/watch?v=I… 🎶 Nikocado Avocado - Two Steps Ahead for Violin

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

You don't need nostalgia for bebop to be good.

5 likes: CitrusArms, Mae, Crawkid, LimeTime966, Einherjar 906

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Cowboy Bebop will forever hit me in the nostalgia.

6 likes: CitrusArms, Crawkid, POOHEAD189, Mole, LimeTime966, Einherjar 906

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

Sailor Moon is aight, though nostalgia factor hits hard

1 like: Mae

Carlyle 1 day ago

@Poo Don't you mean Sailor Moon? :gray

1 like: POOHEAD189

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

Depends on what you've seen, but I'd suggest Yu Yu Hakusho.

5 likes: Mae, Crawkid, mickilennial, Yankee, Morgannis

Sp00ki 1 day ago

Anything you would suggest after watching both series?

1 like: POOHEAD189

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

FMA is a great series, both the 2003 and Brotherhood.

2 likes: Crawkid, Sp00ki

Sp00ki 1 day ago

I'm watching fullmetal alchemist for the first time, 4 episodes in and I think it's already growing on me

2 likes: Crawkid, POOHEAD189

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

I also go straight to the pull up bar after work, Cleveraptor! Nothing like a good warmup

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

Depends, did the spicy wind come from someone who had Mexican food?

1 like: LimeTime966

Little Bird 1 day ago

Came close to rage quitting at work today

1 like: LimeTime966

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

3 likes: Silent Showers, LimeTime966, Bloom

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

The urge to walk out in the middle of my shift and find the closest bar. -_-

4 likes: Crimson Flame, X Fiendfyre X, LimeTime966, Bloom

Silent Showers 1 day ago

Sure set me up for life, I would do it all again as well.

1 like: Xandrya

Xandrya 1 day ago

I'd do it again though, let's not get that confused.

Xandrya 1 day ago

Pentagon fails 7th audit in a row, unable to fully account for $824B budget. And to think years ago I willingly became government property for the DoD... 🤦🏻‍♀️

2 likes: PaulHaynek, Silent Showers

Carlyle 1 day ago

@Sp00ki Exactly. Anything complicated doesn't work as intended half the time if not more because the site's bbcode is so, so underdeveloped.

2 likes: Psyker Landshark, X Fiendfyre X

Sp00ki 1 day ago

@Carlyle you too, huh?

1 like: Carlyle

BunniesOfDoom 1 day ago

Trying to bathe my great pyrenees is such an endeavor which usually results in me being as wet as he is. But at least he's clean now.

Crimson Flame 1 day ago

That is a sign your liver is in danger.

2 likes: ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

Three Steps Far 1 day ago

Ads are so weird. "Hey, here are five signs your liver might be in danger!" But the image is just a large MS Paint-drawn butt.

5 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, ColdAtlas, Sp00ki, LimeTime966, Bloom

Tesserach 1 day ago

Not. Dead. Yet.

2 likes: ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

Carlyle 1 day ago

I forgot how much of a pain in the ass trying to code on RPG can be.

2 likes: Mae, Sp00ki

Bloom 1 day ago

Just made myself a cup of tea. Time to work on making an interest check!

3 likes: Three Steps Far, X Fiendfyre X, LimeTime966

X Fiendfyre X 1 day ago

New Spiritbox album March 7th!

1 like: Vixere

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

Found my Betta dead in his tank. Kinda sad, but I saw it coming.

2 likes: ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

LimeTime966 1 day ago

Good (Time of day goes here) Everybody!

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Crawkid, ColdAtlas

Carlyle 1 day ago

Hm, to make another interest check or not--that is the question.

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

Protip. Next time when some young punk challenges you to a boxing match, tell them you first have to beat Mike Bison/Balrog from street fighters.

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Crawkid 1 day ago

Growing tired, fresh from a shower, lofi music, and rain outside...if only i didnt still have dishes to do. Damn.

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Yankee, hanzo

IAmAugustReign 1 day ago

End of year has always been chaos, but now I'm to work with a govt org on helping train them? And sign an NDA? Aiyaiyai...

1 like: Mae

Sp00ki 2 days ago

mmm.... indeed... I need more SULFURIC ACID!

1 like: LimeTime966

ColdAtlas 2 days ago

My little pony friendship is magical? You know what else is magical? SULFURIC ACID :D

2 likes: POOHEAD189, LimeTime966

SporkoBug 2 days ago

Learnt that my WPM is 51 with 95% accuracy. Might be a bit higher because I can't read and type but hey. It's enough for one of the three jobs I applied for :D

4 likes: AngelBites15, The Savant, hanzo, ColdAtlas

ColdAtlas 2 days ago

give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'll get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

2 likes: shylarah, LimeTime966

Bacon 2 days ago

Eat, Sleep, School, Work, Roleplay, Repeat

3 likes: Crimson Flame, ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

ColdAtlas 2 days ago

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Get angry! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these! Demand to see life's manager! Make it rue the day it thought it could

3 likes: shylarah, Sp00ki, LimeTime966

Cleveraptor 2 days ago

However, you put the limes in the coconuts.

2 likes: ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

Sp00ki 2 days ago

PUT THE LEMONS IN THE GAWDHAM FRIDGE!

2 likes: ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

Sp00ki 2 days ago

what do you do If life gives you lemons? idk, just like... refrigerate them or something... they're getting warmer every minute...

2 likes: ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

Little Bird 2 days ago

Peope do in fact be cray cray.

4 likes: Mae, SammyMcWhammy, Cleveraptor, LimeTime966

hanzo 2 days ago

sheldon dinkleberg is my spirit animal

1 like: Lexisheeps

BunniesOfDoom 2 days ago

My brain has been dead for the past few days. I'll try and get some replies up tomorrow. I just can't seem to focus for more than a few minutes on one thing right now.

1 like: Mae

Cleveraptor 2 days ago

Okay, I deserved that one.

2 likes: ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

SammyMcWhammy 2 days ago

If you don't know how to address it, you look up the house number, the street, the zipcode, write it on an envelope and pop a stamp on.

5 likes: Mae, hanzo, Cleveraptor, ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

SammyMcWhammy 2 days ago

I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

4 likes: Mae, Cleveraptor, ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

Cleveraptor 2 days ago

You ever get the feeling you accidentally said the wrong thing to someone, and you don't know how to address it?

4 likes: CitrusArms, SammyMcWhammy, ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

ColdAtlas 3 days ago

Just failed another math test <3

3 likes: Crimson Flame, TokyoPewPew, LimeTime966

The Grey Dust 3 days ago

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!.... Seize them and cut off their hands!

3 likes: Vixere, ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

Raptra 3 days ago

Gonna be taking a few days off to sort stuff out IRL, be back next week!

ColdAtlas 3 days ago

On my 6th listen through of Hamilton over the last 4 days

2 likes: JustAnna, LimeTime966

Sp00ki 3 days ago

I sure do love 5:00 tornadoes!

2 likes: ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

POOHEAD189 3 days ago

👀

3 likes: Mae, Crawkid, ColdAtlas

Mae 3 days ago

Running a tabletop one-shot on Friday at 6pm GMT for the OSE system. Beginner friendly. Discord with mics. PM if interested.

1 like: POOHEAD189

wheels 3 days ago

I think I am going to do a book kind of thing on wattpad just to get back into writing. plus may make a photo book with pictures that I colored since I like doing that when I am in waiting rooms at dr

1 like: CitrusArms

Lildear18 3 days ago

Try to get to replies tomorrow everyone! Extended the vacation by a day!

BimboTheClown 3 days ago

My tummy hurts..

2 likes: Yankee, Expendable

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

No every day! Life should be a never ending party!

6 likes: Foster, POOHEAD189, SporkoBug, Lexisheeps, ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

Foster 3 days ago

If one celebrates surviving another year, why not for every week?

1 like: ColdAtlas

Daxam 3 days ago

The cliffhanger in that last episode of Arcane was dirty. How can the writers sleep at night, making me wait another week?

2 likes: Otakuforreal, POOHEAD189

TaintedMushroom 4 days ago

Is that another mushroom I see?

2 likes: The Savant, ColdAtlas

TheMushroomLord 4 days ago

If I ever do anything wrong I want you all to know that I take no responsibility. It was six to thirteen rats shamelessly seeking to tarnish my reputation. I am incapable of ever being wrong.

10 likes: CitrusArms, Mae, POOHEAD189, The Savant, headintheclouds, Yankee, Expendable, TokyoPewPew, ColdAtlas, Sp00ki

Marlowe 4 days ago

dandadan is so peak

3 likes: Mae, Yankee, Festive

Cleveraptor 4 days ago

Just when I get a RP going on Discord, and I'm excited to write it out, Discord shits the bed. Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

5 likes: AlteredTundra, Crimson Flame, CitrusArms, Silent Showers, hanzo

The Grey Dust 4 days ago

A true Caesar salad is eaten piece by leafy piece by stabbing each lettuce leaf with a knife.

3 likes: Sylvan, hanzo, ColdAtlas

Sp00ki 4 days ago

my profile picture might have changed, but I'm still the same idiot behind the screen

2 likes: Expendable, ColdAtlas

Tally Dor 4 days ago

It's nearing 20 years at this point, but gosh would I love if they ever remade the Resistance series. Highly recommend checking it out. It was only like 3 games but it would make for an awesome RP.

2 likes: Carlyle, POOHEAD189

Expendable 4 days ago

Is it weird that I stumbled across the holodeck control panel?

4 likes: CitrusArms, POOHEAD189, Zoie Hart, ColdAtlas

OceanicVoid 4 days ago

Still sick unfortunately and have another pile of assignments I need to catch up on. I'll be working on responding slowly but surely over the course of the week. Sorry everyone :[

Daxam 4 days ago

I'm being abused by my sister's dog because she thinks it's dinnertime. It, in fact, is not dinnertime

6 likes: AlteredTundra, Crimson Flame, CitrusArms, Crawkid, POOHEAD189, Expendable

Cleveraptor 4 days ago

I've figured it out! Now I can justify mech suits punching dinosaurs in the face!

2 likes: Lith, ColdAtlas

Silent Showers 4 days ago

STALKER 2 IN 3 DAYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

2 likes: TokyoPewPew, ColdAtlas

BearlyAllThere 4 days ago

Trying to get caught up on RPs, bear with me.

Sp00ki 5 days ago

Innocent Screw

Einherjar 906 5 days ago

music.youtube.com/watch?v=6… 🎶 Arc System Works - Noontide

Crawkid 5 days ago

i keep some really bad hours, anyone up right now?

2 likes: AwesomeZero5, ColdAtlas

Star Cat 5 days ago

That wasn't as satisfying as the girls fighting.

3 likes: Three Steps Far, X Fiendfyre X, blindwoofer

Silent Showers 5 days ago

Witnessing it live with T H E B O Y S.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Star Cat

Star Cat 5 days ago

Here's to Jake getting murdered on live television.

6 likes: POOHEAD189, SammyMcWhammy, Silent Showers, blindwoofer, ColdAtlas, LimeTime966

ColdAtlas 5 days ago

New Pfp of my OC and his girlfriend <3

1 like: POOHEAD189

Tally Dor 5 days ago

I have no idea what this is, so I'll take your word for it XD

Carlyle 5 days ago

That's just Terra Nova with extra steps.

3 likes: POOHEAD189, IAmAugustReign, ColdAtlas

Tally Dor 5 days ago

Humanity has exhausted all of its resources but discovers time travel to different universes. Insert plot where these humans in power suits go to dinosaur era where no one has mined the resources.

2 likes: Silent Showers, ColdAtlas

Silent Showers 5 days ago

Easy, fight dinosaur riding nazis at the center of the hollow earth after discovering it during "deep crust" drilling in the space colonizing age. Then harness dinosaurs to conqure the stars!

2 likes: ColdAtlas, Einherjar 906

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

Still trying to figure out how I can justify a RP's lore where you use powered armor to fight dinosaurs... Hmm...

3 likes: Silent Showers, ColdAtlas, Einherjar 906

Vixere 5 days ago

I should be catching up on things this weekend. I'm also looking for a partner for two if anyone wants to work something out!

1 like: POOHEAD189

Tally Dor 5 days ago

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender goes "wow! Never served a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop." goes the weasel.

7 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, shylarah, POOHEAD189, SporkoBug, ColdAtlas, LimeTime966, Einherjar 906