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Cleveraptor 30 min ago

Friendly reminder to let your loved ones know how much you care for and appreciate them, cause who knows if we have tomorrow.

1 like: ICanBeAnyone

Tally Dor 5 hrs ago

To fuck around is human, to find out is divine. Tell the boss I said hello.

3 likes: Guess Who, Vixere, TokyoPewPew

The Raven Calls 6 hrs ago

2 hours from finishing a 12 hour shift with a cold... Fuck alllll this shit

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Archazen

Exit 7 hrs ago

True art is making a mess, taking a picture of that mess, printing it on 1x1, taping that to the center of a 16x20 canvas, covering it with a blanket and lighting it on fire while recording yourself.

6 likes: POOHEAD189, ICanBeAnyone, canaryrose, The Savant, headintheclouds, Vixere

Master EffeX 8 hrs ago

Welp, that's as much as I can do in this afternoon. I feel at once like I've barely got anywhere and that I've made progress onto a smooth road when I return to it. (I hope)

leopard 10 hrs ago

came up w/ a quote in art class: "True art is making a mess and being proud of it"

1 like: Master EffeX

Master EffeX 10 hrs ago

K, the groundwork is done. Now for the major reconstruction.

1 like: ICanBeAnyone

Master EffeX 11 hrs ago

Got a lot of storyline reconciling and sequencing to do. K! *cracks knuckles* Let's do this!!

1 like: ICanBeAnyone

Tally Dor 13 hrs ago

The ground trembles with my every step. I have installed the floorboards incorrectly…

7 likes: Zeroth, The Grey Dust, Vixere, RickyG85, Archazen, leopard, MadMaze

RickyG85 14 hrs ago

Room for another ghostbuster :P

1 like: Archazen

Archazen 15 hrs ago

Itching for more RP.. Anyone recruiting?

3 likes: Zoie Hart, RickyG85, leopard

Tally Dor 15 hrs ago

100 push ups, 100 pull ups, 100 jumping jacks, and running 100 meters is about the only way to prove your worth and break past your liimits, least a wise bald person once told me that.

2 likes: Zoie Hart, Cleveraptor

Zoie Hart 16 hrs ago

What HR BS… on why I have to fill out a IDP (individual performance plan), plus do quarter performance reviews, 2 skip level manager reviews, then my yearly. How much do I have to prove my worth?

Mello 17 hrs ago

meow

RickyG85 22 hrs ago

I'll be posting tomorrow in any threads that are waiting on me

RestlessBlue 23 hrs ago

🫥

1 like: The Savant

AnakisutoYT 1 day ago

He hit a ball out of the Yankee stadium and it crashed through a barn and hit a cow. They later found the ball embedded in its skin. After that, they started calling him the "Leatherman."

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

Go on boy, call me daddy... I'll claim you tonight baby.... As a dependent on my federal income tax return for some tax credit.

2 likes: The Savant, Yankee

Carlyle 1 day ago

Bonus week at work. Would've got more, but taxes ate nearly a thousand of what I'm getting.

3 likes: POOHEAD189, ICanBeAnyone, Nani

The Raven Calls 1 day ago

Stop asking for punishment and then using the uno skip card! My body can only handle so much fluuuu!!!

1 like: POOHEAD189

The Savant 1 day ago

There is a bigger difference... Punish me mother for I know exactly what I have done. 😏 😉

2 likes: Vixere, Yankee

Tally Dor 1 day ago

Remember kids, there is a big difference between “Forgive me father I have sinned.” And “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been bad.”

17 likes: Crimson Flame, shylarah, puddingpunter, ICanBeAnyone, Vixere, Vyce, Yankee, RickyG85, Qia, ChronicleMan, Veilsight, Cookie, Nani, AnakisutoYT, leopard, ErosSense, MadMaze

Crimson Flame 1 day ago

v Me but with gay guys. 😆

2 likes: ICanBeAnyone, AnakisutoYT

AnakisutoYT 1 day ago

The feminine urge to make all of my characters gay icons.

4 likes: Crimson Flame, ICanBeAnyone, RickyG85, ErosSense

leopard 1 day ago

ah, Monday. the chaos of the week is now ensuing. lets try to survive I guess

3 likes: Emeth, Cookie, Nani

Mello 1 day ago

Today's my birthday! 🎂

17 likes: Joshua Tamashii, POOHEAD189, Sadie, ICanBeAnyone, Shadow Dragon, RickyG85, Emeth, MrSkimobile, ChronicleMan, Veilsight, Cookie, Cuervo, Nani, AnakisutoYT, leopard, Redacted, MadMaze

Cookie 1 day ago

2 monsters in right now

ChronicleMan 2 days ago

I finally got a new bike after the last one flew into a fkin lake during that crash.

3 likes: puddingpunter, Skyline, Nani

RickyG85 2 days ago

Back in my day, if we wanted to rp but lacked an idea, we either made a list thread or joined someone else's

1 like: MadMaze

POOHEAD189 2 days ago

No, AvengedSevenfold is good. Plus he likes 40k so

3 likes: Three Steps Far, Qia, MadMaze

ErosSense 2 days ago

Is it a red flag or not if he makes me listen to Avenged Sevenfold like it's church music? I'm not sure, but I just found me a new favourite song...

3 likes: POOHEAD189, AnakisutoYT, MadMaze

ICanBeAnyone 2 days ago

2 liter bottles of Mt Dew were like breakfast/bus ride to school drinks back in my day. They would be gone before the bell rang, and then there were the cans from the school vending machines...

2 likes: Master EffeX, ErosSense

Tally Dor 2 days ago

As someone who once was about the lifestyle of drinking mountain dew like water. I think you just need to up your game my dude. *old man voice* Back in my day.... something something going up hill.

3 likes: POOHEAD189, Vixere, ErosSense

Three Steps Far 2 days ago

Some words of wisdom, friends: 2 Liter bottles of soda are not for drinking in a single sitting, even if it's for a bet. Trust me on this.

4 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, shylarah, The Savant, ErosSense

TaintedMushroom 3 days ago

Where my ATLA fans at?

8 likes: Crawkid, Three Steps Far, shylarah, King Tai, POOHEAD189, Xandrya, The Savant, Nani

AlternateMan 3 days ago

we are here, not for a reason, but because we simply are, now I'll see you after about five days long ad break

2 likes: Veilsight, Nani

Cleveraptor 3 days ago

"Do you ever wonder why we're here?"

2 likes: Veilsight, Nani

The Grey Dust 3 days ago

This might sound a bit gay, this might be a bit of a gaffe, but as a happy little gaffer, I'd love to blow that hot piece of glass.

1 like: Crimson Flame

Tally Dor 3 days ago

For you fellow Americans do remember that we lose an hour of sleep tonight. Stay strong!

8 likes: Crimson Flame, knuxieh, Guardian Angel Haruki, puddingpunter, POOHEAD189, ICanBeAnyone, Nani, Doughboy

Mole 3 days ago

I’ve reached that level in parenting where Idr what a full night’s sleep is and am unfazed by it. #achievementunlocked

5 likes: POOHEAD189, Xandrya, MrSkimobile, Cuervo, Skyguard

Nakushita 3 days ago

I used to work at a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying work.

8 likes: Crimson Flame, X Fiendfyre X, puddingpunter, Majoraa, Vixere, bugmeat, Cookie, Skyguard

KnightMagi 3 days ago

I have a terrible habit of leaving things unsaid for the sake of peace.

3 likes: POOHEAD189, ICanBeAnyone, Skyguard

Vertigo 3 days ago

trying to crawl back into existence

4 likes: Crimson Flame, bugmeat, Veilsight, Nani

OliveYou 3 days ago

Updated my interest check!

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Skyguard

Skyline 4 days ago

Back after a month and am almost done writing a rp.

2 likes: Skyguard, Nani

Skyguard 4 days ago

I am learning, to my horror, that I give far too much power to my anxiety.

3 likes: POOHEAD189, nightmare medx, Qia

Xaltwind 4 days ago

Had me dear old dad help me clean out the PC today . So much dust... Thanks dad, love ya, old timer

4 likes: POOHEAD189, ChronicleMan, Skyguard, Doughboy

RickyG85 4 days ago

Holy jeez, you guys! I'm a little late to the party, but... SOME MANGAIRO APPARENTLY GOT A JOB WITH "WHAT IF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BUT CATS" (look up N(ya)ight of the Living Cat if you don't believe me)

3 likes: POOHEAD189, bugmeat, ChronicleMan

bugmeat 4 days ago

hey YOU. tell me your top 3 albums

1 like: POOHEAD189

Cleveraptor 4 days ago

Most out there Twitter DM I ever got was allegedly from a pair of Japanese nurses looking for a threesome. If only it had been legit LMAO.

2 likes: nightmare medx, Skyguard

DaKittyNinja 4 days ago

Feeling really down. I'll be on later tonight I hope. I'm so sorry..

5 likes: Marlowe, POOHEAD189, The Savant, Veilsight, Nani

leopard 4 days ago

disappearing for the weekend here soon! <3 happy friday and I hope y'all have good weekends

1 like: Skyguard

wheels 4 days ago

half-way to my first walking goal of march. if vertigo would leave me alone. I would most likely be past my goal today. But yesterday vertigo was bad. I may work on it here in lil bit

6 likes: Sugar and Spite, puddingpunter, POOHEAD189, bugmeat, Cuervo, leopard

CitrusArms 4 days ago

Employment just keeps getting worse.

7 likes: Sugar and Spite, Vixere, bugmeat, TokyoPewPew, ChronicleMan, leopard, Doughboy

DaKittyNinja 5 days ago

Hope everyone is having a great day! 🫰

8 likes: Sugar and Spite, POOHEAD189, Zephyrus, Veilsight, Nani, leopard, Doughboy, TheRedeemedOne

TheRedeemedOne 5 days ago

Remembrance of Earth's Past is a hard sci fi trilogy that's easily some of the most captivating writing out there.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Doughboy 5 days ago

It’s done if any of you would like to join. roleplayerguild.com/posts/5…

1 like: Xandrya

Doughboy 5 days ago

I’m working on a rp and so far I think it’s pretty good

4 likes: Crimson Flame, POOHEAD189, ChronicleMan, leopard

AlternateMan 5 days ago

isekai is a myth, we must resort to high concentration can in a can

Apex Sunburn 5 days ago

TRUCK-KUN ISEKAI ME AND MY LIFE IS- oh wait i see the problem here whoops

Veilsight 5 days ago

I am in the middle of a cyclone right now, all messages will most likely be delayed, thank you for your understanding. If I don't get back to you soon, assume the worst. Love being an Aussie :)

2 likes: RickyG85, leopard

BunniesOfDoom 5 days ago

Need to get back in the swing of things, I think.

3 likes: Tlstiffl, Cookie, leopard

bugmeat 5 days ago

begging loved ones to play outlast trials like bro pleeeeease come get chased around by nasty little freaks w me

1 like: POOHEAD189

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

Feeling kinda bleh today.

Star Cat 5 days ago

The FBI said they appreciated the tip

1 like: Cookie

AmmuRoleplay 5 days ago

Cute little cloud

leopard 6 days ago

"The savanna is where we belong." African Savanna RP is accepting! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Bugzzilla 6 days ago

Slowly going insane<3 GrAsS CaRr

1 like: leopard

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Caffeine is a drug. As such, I take my caffeine in pill form so I can accurately dose it thank you very much

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Doughboy

Doughboy 6 days ago

How much Caffeine have you drunk?

2 likes: nightmare medx, ChronicleMan

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Oh, you were talking about you. And you’re military! So you understand. Anyways I’m sure your time here will be fantastic

1 like: Doughboy

nightmare medx 6 days ago

I’m sure it’ll be fine, being afraid of the paramedics is like, one of the only things police and fire agree on

Doughboy 6 days ago

Hope this goes well.

1 like: ChronicleMan

nightmare medx 6 days ago

I feel like the period at the end of my last sentence adds a whole lot of weight to my joke that I don’t want to be there but alas

1 like: POOHEAD189

nightmare medx 6 days ago

…ah, so you are not just police, but the spelling police.

3 likes: POOHEAD189, ICanBeAnyone, ChronicleMan

ChronicleMan 6 days ago

You Butchered my name but thanks for the rec

1 like: ICanBeAnyone

ICanBeAnyone 6 days ago

@ChronicalMan. Try the Pitt on HBO it's basically Carter all grown up running his own ER.

1 like: ChronicleMan

ChronicleMan 6 days ago

Man tv shows and movies are kinda dogshit now, Why can't they be like the truman show or early ER or Lost or 28 days later. now we just have shity writers that can't even write as good as a 4y old.

3 likes: wheels, Xandrya, ICanBeAnyone

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Sourdough is made using active bacterial cultures and now I can’t stop thinking about toilet bacteria sourdough muffins so thanks Gen Alpha for this awful meta mashup

1 like: POOHEAD189

Hawlin 6 days ago

Alright. Imma head out...

Vixere 6 days ago

@Tally Dor: youtube.com/shorts/5BAPCDoE…

2 likes: Tally Dor, POOHEAD189

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Skibidi toilet muffins 🤮

1 like: Cookie

Cookie 6 days ago

I heard he makes very skibiti muffins

1 like: nightmare medx

nightmare medx 6 days ago

The one from Ohio?

3 likes: puddingpunter, POOHEAD189, Cookie

Tally Dor 6 days ago

Do you know the muffin man?

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Well, not watch from afar. Engage and guide as necessary. Just don’t be like Ohio

1 like: POOHEAD189

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Watch from afar, be aware they come in groups, and use extreme caution if you’re from Ohio

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Yeah but now there are two of them from the looks of it soooooooo

1 like: Cookie

POOHEAD189 6 days ago

People below 18 are allowed on the site, they just cannot engage in NSFW/explicit material. That's one of the many reasons you're not supposed to overtly advertise such things and put them in hiders.

7 likes: Crimson Flame, puddingpunter, ICanBeAnyone, nightmare medx, Qia, Cookie, Nani

Cookie 6 days ago

guess who got a job!

6 likes: Crimson Flame, puddingpunter, POOHEAD189, ICanBeAnyone, nightmare medx, LadyAnnaLee

nightmare medx 6 days ago

I mean, the minor isn’t engaging in any prohibited activities so y’know do we really need that report on record

1 like: POOHEAD189

Star Cat 6 days ago

I'd like to report a minor

5 likes: The Savant, nightmare medx, Vixere, TokyoPewPew, ChronicleMan

leopard 6 days ago

I changed mah user to just "leopard" because I don't really play WCUE as much anymore <3

nightmare medx 6 days ago

I read that as “I'm a firm believer that DOM is the best romance for…” I was like, wow, status bar getting kinky here but no I misread

6 likes: puddingpunter, POOHEAD189, RickyG85, IAmAugustReign, MrSkimobile, leopard

Festive 6 days ago

Happy Ash Wednesday and Lent for those who celebrate!

5 likes: POOHEAD189, ICanBeAnyone, nightmare medx, Mole, leopard

IAmAugustReign 7 days ago

Yep. I'm a firm believer that Dorn is the best romance for Durge. Star just wanna be power drunk or hella sweet and that ain't right for Durge. Dorn instead aligns with everything Durge stands for <3

AnakisutoYT 7 days ago

Guys I think I forgot to respond to all of my RPs...

2 likes: Mole, leopard

Cuervo 7 days ago

A "Gulley washer" is a quick heavy rain. I learned this today after hearing it in the wild.

5 likes: puddingpunter, POOHEAD189, Vixere, RickyG85, leopard

ChronicleMan 7 days ago

Well Of course, i AM your father.

4 likes: puddingpunter, POOHEAD189, The Savant, leopard

POOHEAD189 7 days ago

Oh shit Chronicle knows my real name

4 likes: puddingpunter, The Savant, ChronicleMan, leopard