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Testament Nymph 5 hrs ago

I appreciate everyone's input, but my soul is crushed whenever someone interested in my rp comes with ideas that literally change the trajectory of my plot. Please don't be that guy.

2 likes: Vampiretwilight, Stargazer6225

ChronicleMan 6 hrs ago

You chopped off your hand somehow didn’t you?

2 likes: POOHEAD189, evierose

Veilsight 7 hrs ago

MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WON, SEND HELP!!!

Lildear18 11 hrs ago

Get caught up on replies tomorrow!

The Grey Dust 11 hrs ago

Say you are roleplaying a divination wizard in baldurs gate 3. Is it metagaming to know the outcomes and save scum? Or is it true roleplaying as your character is seeing future events and outcomes?

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, shylarah, The Savant

POOHEAD189 12 hrs ago

Leave me my christmas delusions

6 likes: AlteredTundra, Three Steps Far, X Fiendfyre X, nightmare medx, blindwoofer, Stargazer6225

nightmare medx 13 hrs ago

Poohead makes a solid thirst trap but naming skills leave something to be desired

6 likes: Crimson Flame, Three Steps Far, X Fiendfyre X, shylarah, POOHEAD189, blindwoofer

Cleveraptor 14 hrs ago

Is anyone else down bad for tsunderes?

2 likes: Three Steps Far, X Fiendfyre X

POOHEAD189 14 hrs ago

Yes, you can be PG-13 horny. For example "Oh man poohead so sexy with his pretty face and athletic body and badass username"

4 likes: Three Steps Far, X Fiendfyre X, nightmare medx, blindwoofer

Tally Dor 15 hrs ago

well I reckon since everyone else is doing! Merry Christmas!!

sillyman60 16 hrs ago

oh neat it’s christmas

nightmare medx 17 hrs ago

We’re allowed to be like, PG-13 level horny in the status bar, right?

2 likes: X Fiendfyre X, POOHEAD189

Carlyle 17 hrs ago

Maybe I should make "hyper fixate on roleplays" a resolution this upcoming new year.

4 likes: Crimson Flame, X Fiendfyre X, The Savant, ChronicleMan

ChronicleMan 17 hrs ago

All I Want for Christmas Is Pooooo

X Fiendfyre X 19 hrs ago

I got a sleeping Eevee!

2 likes: Crimson Flame, shylarah

Crimson Flame 19 hrs ago

I got money, gift cards, and chocolate.

Cleveraptor 20 hrs ago

I think it's time for a nap.

rush99999 22 hrs ago

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1 like: Cleveraptor

Vampiretwilight 22 hrs ago

Merry Christmas and happy holidays

1 like: Foster

nightmare medx 22 hrs ago

Glitter hurts everyone

2 likes: POOHEAD189, ChronicleMan

CaliforniaState 23 hrs ago

Oatmeal and glitter hurt the reindeer

X Fiendfyre X 23 hrs ago

Happy Crisis, one and all.

2 likes: SammyMcW, evierose

SammyMcW 23 hrs ago

merh crishishs

Sp00ki 1 day ago

meri crihmis

2 likes: Crawkid, Sugar and Spite

Sugar and Spite 1 day ago

Merry Chrysler 🎄

2 likes: Crawkid, POOHEAD189

evierose 1 day ago

Merry Christmas!! 🎁

ChronicleMan 1 day ago

I wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy holidays. Also planes suck

Letter Bee 1 day ago

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

2 likes: Crawkid, ChronicleMan

PrinceAlexus 1 day ago

Happy Christmas Humans and aliens :)

1 like: ChronicleMan

KatherinWinter 1 day ago

Merry christmas 🎅 🎄 🤶

2 likes: ChronicleMan, King in Black

TheMushroomLord 1 day ago

Happy Halloween!

2 likes: POOHEAD189, BunniesOfDoom

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

Update: my sister decided to make my mom and I cry. She got pillows made from a picture of our dog who we had to put to sleep earlier this year. It's not the real thing, but I'll take it.

1 like: Crawkid

evierose 1 day ago

I'm practically married to my bestie

1 like: Days

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

I appreciate you all. Merry Christmas

4 likes: Three Steps Far, Vampiretwilight, IAmAugustReign, ChronicleMan

RestlessBlue 1 day ago

Happy holidays!

2 likes: The Savant, ChronicleMan

Little Bird 1 day ago

Upper body from arms to neck in sharp pain. :/

sillyman60 1 day ago

Currently on a long ass trip to Nevada

1 like: POOHEAD189

sillyman60 1 day ago

yay Christmas is in 6 hours.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Cuervo 1 day ago

Looking through interest checks and introductions.

5 likes: Crimson Flame, Crawkid, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, Vixere

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

At the very least the Christmas playlist my mom picked hasn't played Mariah Carrey. Yet.

ChronicleMan 2 days ago

Going to LA to Visit the family

2 likes: POOHEAD189, SammyMcW

Stargazer6225 2 days ago

merry crisis

4 likes: POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, SammyMcW, Shu

SammyMcW 2 days ago

I had a nice little experience today. I was buying three books off Marketplace, and went to pick them up. He handed them over, said "Merry Christmas" and refused to let me pay.

6 likes: Crimson Flame, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, Vixere, Shu, Cleveraptor

Guardian Angel Haruki 2 days ago

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's Everyone!

3 likes: Crimson Flame, SammyMcW, Shu

wheels 2 days ago

Merry Christmas Eve everyone🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄🎄

3 likes: Crimson Flame, SammyMcW, Shu

Foster 2 days ago

The gift that kept on giving since 2019

4 likes: Crawkid, The Savant, SammyMcW, Vixere

Vixere 2 days ago

Our household got COVID for Christmas.

4 likes: Crawkid, X Fiendfyre X, POOHEAD189, The Savant

Neziul 2 days ago

All I got for Christmas is a really bad cold :(

2 likes: Crawkid, SammyMcW

Tally Dor 2 days ago

A broken drum is the best gift you can give someone. Nobody can beat it.

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, SammyMcW, Shu

Cleveraptor 2 days ago

A guy once asked me "How do you feel about euthenasia?" I said, "I don't know, I've never met any."

1 like: Star Cat

Lexisheeps 2 days ago

And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Raptra 2 days ago

Merry Christmas all! Looking to get back to RPing proper once the year's over.

1 like: Shu

JP 2 days ago

I finally made it out of bed before noon!

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Sp00ki 2 days ago

Merry Chrysler Eve

1 like: Shu

Tally Dor 2 days ago

To the people who put antlers and a nose on your car for Christmas, you can’t trick me! I know that’s a car!

4 likes: Crimson Flame, ScreenAcne, The Savant, Lexisheeps

ChronicleMan 2 days ago

Merry christmas Eve also won’t be on the guild till Thursday or Friday

3 likes: ScreenAcne, The Savant, Sp00ki

LaMoon 2 days ago

Merry Yule y'all!

3 likes: Shu, Lexisheeps, ChronicleMan

Xaltwind 2 days ago

Merry Xaltmas, one and all.

2 likes: Shu, ChronicleMan

ScreenAcne 2 days ago

Prepare for the holly jolly impact, boys. Grab your stockings and pull because christmas is immanent!

1 like: ChronicleMan

Carlyle 2 days ago

One last day until Christmas. Thankfully, the store will be closing early beforehand. Every feature I've set keeps giving wiped out by the mad dash of consumerism.

3 likes: Letter Bee, Crawkid, ChronicleMan

Sp00ki 3 days ago

*internal chaos ensues*

2 likes: Shu, ChronicleMan

Tally Dor 3 days ago

*eats probiotic yogurt while on antibotics* Okay now battle.

9 likes: Crimson Flame, Crawkid, shylarah, POOHEAD189, Majoraa, The Savant, Yankee, Sp00ki, ChronicleMan

BearlyAllThere 3 days ago

Busy with holidays will catch up ASAP

1 like: ChronicleMan

ctrlsaltdel 3 days ago

having that kronk moment with the layout for this campaign. started with a collection of loosely related ideas, but oh yeah. now it's all coming together.

4 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, Nanaya, Cleveraptor, ChronicleMan

Zeroth 3 days ago

What was a one-rep-max three weeks ago was a 3x3 today, with a rep and a half to grow on. I imagined some anime sideliner like "Amazing! In such a short time, his power's increased tenfold!"

2 likes: Nanaya, ctrlsaltdel

POOHEAD189 3 days ago

Thank u Chronicleman u are a cool guy if I do say so myself

2 likes: Three Steps Far, ChronicleMan

Cleveraptor 3 days ago

*Vietnam flashback to the days when my interest checks were filled to the brim with "my OC ×canon character"* Yes, I am that ashamed of doing that.

4 likes: Three Steps Far, Shu, Angstyrainbow, Nanaya

Angstyrainbow 3 days ago

Feel a little bit like a hypocrite, wanting to ship my ocs with named character but hating playing named characters myself

5 likes: Crimson Flame, Three Steps Far, ScreenAcne, Shu, Sp00ki

ChronicleMan 3 days ago

img.roleplayerguild.com/pro… This is you Poohead

3 likes: POOHEAD189, The Savant, Lexisheeps

Raineh Daze 3 days ago

Cold air is spiky, not soft. Spiky air.

2 likes: Zeroth, Shu

Cleveraptor 3 days ago

Airsoft is only soft in comparison to getting shot with a lead BB.

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, ChronicleMan, Skyline

ChronicleMan 3 days ago

The Air is very much NOT Soft

1 like: Skyline

Sp00ki 3 days ago

that's me, I like doing that to throw people off and make them paranoid

3 likes: Crimson Flame, ChronicleMan, Skyline

TheMushroomLord 3 days ago

I used to love the holiday season as a kid, but these days I’m terrified that the strange man in red is going to break into my home again and leave another suspicious package under one of my plants.

4 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Lexisheeps, Sp00ki, ChronicleMan

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

So it’s not soft as air? 🤔

1 like: ChronicleMan

ChronicleMan 3 days ago

Airsoft fucking hurts

2 likes: The Savant, Skyline

ArtieArt 3 days ago

Artemis when Orion and Callisto died: FU-

1 like: ChronicleMan

Tally Dor 4 days ago

Well I did a thing guys and gals. If any of you wish to offer up stories. roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Cleveraptor 4 days ago

All I ask of my housemates is that they clean up the kitchen after they're done using it, instead of letting stuff pile up while they spend all day watching movies.

4 likes: Crimson Flame, Crawkid, X Fiendfyre X, ChronicleMan

X Fiendfyre X 4 days ago

Salutations! Good to be back on the air!

2 likes: Three Steps Far, shylarah

TrippyNightmare 4 days ago

Guild fall anniversary coming up, make sure you know what you're thankful for this new year.

6 likes: MurderVictim, X Fiendfyre X, POOHEAD189, Yankee, Mole, Sp00ki

ChronicleMan 4 days ago

2 says till Christmas Eve You Lovely people

2 likes: X Fiendfyre X, POOHEAD189

Major Land 4 days ago

Binary: Think I’m a Person they reckon in real life. Dweebs: Think I’m an other Screen Name.

Night Diamond 4 days ago

Will reply in new year!

Crawkid 4 days ago

If I fall behind in my RPs, I try to respond in order of longest wait to shortest

2 likes: Crimson Flame, The Savant

Mixtape Ghost N 4 days ago

when's mahvel

2 likes: Psyker Landshark, Zeroth

Messengerofgods 5 days ago

I'm glad Apollo understood that I work and get sick that's a good writing partner I'm also willing to wait. I'm going to pass out now.

2 likes: Crawkid, X Fiendfyre X

Three Steps Far 5 days ago

How is it that not a single person in all of my life watches Helluva Boss? Who am I supposed to scream, cry, laugh, and cry some more about the season finale with?

6 likes: Raineh Daze, Guardian Angel Haruki, X Fiendfyre X, shylarah, POOHEAD189, SporkoBug

Xaltwind 5 days ago

Accidentally switched wikipedia from Dark Mode back to Light Mode. Now I'm blind from brigthness... Thankfully managed to figure out how to swap it back.

8 likes: AlteredTundra, Crawkid, Three Steps Far, X Fiendfyre X, ScreenAcne, TheMushroomLord, BunniesOfDoom, Messengerofgods

SammyMcW 5 days ago

I've been out of work on ill health over a year now and while I miss the routine, I don't miss the Christmas rushes. Fucking retail.

3 likes: Crawkid, X Fiendfyre X, Messengerofgods

Tally Dor 5 days ago

The urge to just write, but no stories are sparking my interest. Is it socially acceptable to just open a thread up somewhere here and just begin to write?

5 likes: Crimson Flame, X Fiendfyre X, SammyMcW, Vixere, evierose

sillyman60 5 days ago

*rps, fuck autocorrect

1 like: Messengerofgods

sillyman60 5 days ago

im boutta give up on this damned website because I can’t wait for someone to make another post in the reps in in

headintheclouds 5 days ago

Don't watch season finales at one am.

1 like: Three Steps Far

Xandrya 5 days ago

Been driving for 20 years but got behind the wheel of a stick shift yesterday and I was like a 15 year old girl who'd never been in the driver seat.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Little Bird 5 days ago

OT paycheck for this week is gonna be $

RestlessBlue 5 days ago

Finally on break from work until the 2nd. Time to recharge and relax. My brain hurts.

3 likes: Crawkid, SporkoBug, ChronicleMan

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

It is, however, not common for a hamster to kill one of its siblings every night and eat its brains, until you finally figure out which one is doing the killing.

evierose 5 days ago

fun fact: it's not uncommon for hamsters to eat their newborn children

Sp00ki 5 days ago

@The Gray Dust It was probably me